Snake Lords

"Takes place around when Naruto comes back with Jiriya. Sasuke is still with Orochimaru. So yeah, they're all around 15 or 16. A Naruto and Harry Potter Crossover. I'm not sticking to the plots of either series."

Thinking

"Yelling"

HoukiboshiHikari: Don't worry about Sasuke, I'm not too happy with him either. He's not gonna have a very easy time in my fic. MUAHAHA! I'm not too sure what I'm going to do with Itachi so give me some ideas on what to do with him please. No matter how hard I try, I seem to have difficulty fitting him into my story :(. Sorry bout spelling Gryffindor wrong.

Neji x Tenten: I promise you, there will be Neji-ten (eventually --' but I'm working on it very hard because they're gonna be my major coupling: ))

Dragon Man 180: There's a reason why I made Naruto say that last line about the forehead protectors. They have a special purpose for later chapters. Also, you're very warm on what his wand is made out of. That also has a special purpose for later chappies.

Jays Arravan: I'm not too sure about mush, but there will be some fluffy stuff later, I'm still kinda building up the plot more first.

Warfles: Well, I know what you meant by the whole sorting into different houses, but I kinda wanted them all together so they all get to know the Potter Gang (That's what I call Harry and his friends).

On with the story!

Chpt 3: Chain Reactions and Hogwarts

You will be leaving at 9 tonight. See you then. Oh and Tsunade, I need to have a word with you in private." And with that, Dumbledore and Tsunade walked out of the room leaving the others standing (or sitting) where they were.

"No forehead protecters allowed huh? I'll just bring it anyways and wear it while training." Said Naruto. "Well see you at 9 you guys, I gotta get home and pack." And with that, they all left to get ready for their departure.

"I'm guessing you saw what happened to Naruto as well, correct?" Dumbledore asked. Dumbledore and Tsunade had stepped out into the hallway so they wouldn't be overheard

."His wand is made of redwood and the core consists of several red fox hairs. Said Tsunade, "Possibly, the combination of Kyuubi's chakra and the wand are setting off some sort of strange chain reaction with each other. Kyuubi's chakra is like sunlight and the wand is the magnifying glass, resulting in an intensified amount of power. I'm not quite sure if it's a good or bad thing."

"I'm not sure if such power can be contained either, but I believe that we should wait and see what happens. Maybe something good will come out of it." Suggested Dumbledore. "Well anyways, I must be off. There are things that need doing. I will contact you if anything drastic happens. Farewell Tsunade." And with that, Dumbledore immediately apparated leaving Tsunade to ponder her current situation.

"Eh, I'll just go and sleep on it. That's the only thing those worthless papers are good for."

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After many hours of preparing, all of them now looked completely different. Clothed in black robes without a single forehead protector or weapon in sight (A/N: Of course, all weapons were stashed away inside of bags). They had all gathered outside Tsunade's office doing, oh, the usual. Lee talking aboout beating his ultimate rival in every single, stupid contest that came to mind. Ten-ten and Neji currently ignoring Lee with their new earplugs. Naruto blabbing on about the joys and wonders of ramen. Ino and Shikamaru pitted in a shouting death match. Chouji, comparing different brands of chips, and then eating them. Shino, Hinata, and Gaara not saying anything at all. Sakura and Temari talking about anything that came to mind. Kiba talking about how to best take care of a dog. And Kankaru, well, polishing his beloved puppets.

Finally the door opened and Tsunade welcomed them in. "Kiba, we forgot to tell you, you'll need to use henge no jutsu on Akamaru to make him either a cat, owl, or toad. Dogs aren't allowed at Hogwarts."

"Arf… arf arf woof!"

"Akamaru wants to know if he can be something more pleasant, like a spider or something." Kiba translated.

"Fine, I'll do it for you." Immediately, Tsunade transformed Akamaru into a white cat with brown splotches.

"ARF ARF AROO RARH!"

"Akamaru says that this is the ultimate insult and that he will never rest until your insides have been re-arranged." Kiba translated again. "But, won't his bark be noticeable?"

"Good point." Tsunade then laid a jutsu on Akamaru that would change his voice. "There, all better!"

"Meow mew mew."

"Now he hates your guts."

"That's nice, now everyone, grab your bags and come close." Tsunade instructed. With difficulty, everyone lugged their bags and stood in a circle. "Now on the count of three, I want everyone to touch, this!" She had just taken a piece of cloth off a stool revealing a rather soggy looking plastic bag.

"That is disgusting. I am so, not touching that." Said Temari.

"It's called a Portkey. It teleports you to a certain location, in this case, Hogwarts." Said Tsunade.

"I'm still not touching it."

"IF YOU DON'T TOUCH IT, I'LL RIP YOUR ARM OFF AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TOUCH ANYTHING!"

"You know, I found that last statement to be really convincing, everyone ready?" said Temari with a rather frightened face.

"Alright then, I'll see you guys later. 1…2…3!" And with that everyone touched the bag and got wrenched off from the ground and felt horribly sick.

"Maybe I shouldn't have had so much ramen.. ULG!" Naruto groaned. His face was turning paler every second.

"You know, this is so troublesome, that I just wanna heave." cried out Shikamaru. And with that, all of them landed on a road in the pitch black.

"Is it just me, or can I not see anything?" asked Chouji.

"I don't think you want to Chouji, I just lost my ramen." Moaned Naruto.

"And I lost my dinner." Added Kankaru. Right then and there, everyone wanted to back away from the two, if only they new where they were. They didn't want to step in 'something'.

"Ah, there yeh lot are. Come along now, come along." Said a disembodied light floating through the darkness. The entire group just kinda started shouting really short and loud screams every two seconds. "Now now, stop that before yeh wake up the entire world." A kindly, scraggly looking face appeared right next to the lantern. "Hello everyone, meh name's Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of the Keys. Surprised Dumbledore didn't tell yeh all that I was gonna come to pick yeh up. Well no time to waste, get yer bags and follow me."

With that, they all picked up their bags and half ran to keep up with the giant.

"Excuse me sir…"

"Jes' call me Hagrid la'"

"Okaayy," said Shikamaru. "Where exactly is Hogwarts, I mean honestly, we look like we're in the middle of nowhere in the dark."

"Ye'll see, ye'll see." And with that, they came to a sharp turn in the road to come upon a massive castle settled upon a giant, sloping hill.

"Wow, that's huge…" muttered Neji.

"Well, it gets better inside." Chuckled Hagrid.

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After the long trek up the trail, they finally reached the large oaken doors. Immediately Lee went up and stared pulling on the giant ring.

"HAGRID! THE DOOR WON'T OPEN UP!" Everyone instantly sweat-dropped.

"Umm, la'? did yeh notice the giant print that says 'push'?" Asked Hagrid.

"OH, OK!" And Lee immediately went back to pulling on the door.

"Yeh know, I think I'll open it up for ya or we'll be here all night." Muttered Hagrid. The doors swung open revealing a ginormous (A/N: I know, I know, not a word.) hall with four enormous long tables and banners of all four houses hanging off every wall.

"AHHH! IT BURNS!" Some hot wax had fallen off a floating candle and landed right on Kiba's head, who was currently running around in circles making a hole in the ground.

"Mew meow reoww…" Said Akamaru who was sitting down and enjoying the show immensely.

"I AM NOT A DUMBASS AKAMARU!" screamed Kiba.

Leaving the two arguing, the rest picked up their bags and followed Hagrid to the Gryffindor common room.

"The password is currently 'pixie dust', just so yeh know." Said Hagrid.

"Excuse me?" said Kankaru. "What exactly does that mean?"

"Oh, here at Hogwarts, we use paintin's as doors an' yeh need a password to get in. Sorry, yer probably not used to doin that. Watch, Pixie dust." Hagrid spoke to a painting of a fat lady.

"Correct!" she said and the large paintings opened and allowed them in.

"Well, see yeh all tomorrow. Get some rest now." And with that, Hagrid exited, leaving them all to themselves.

"DID YOU ALL SEE THAT? THE PAINTINGS WERE ALIVE!" screamed Naruto.

"I'm guessing that all pictures move in the wizard world." Said Shikamaru.

"LET ME IN! LET ME IN! PLEASE!" It sounded like Kiba. They pushed the door open to see Kiba getting garbage bins thrown at him from every direction.

"Silly little boy keeps getting bossed around by a cat. How funny!" yelled a funny looking, transparent man who was floating around the ceiling. Cackling, he flew away, leaving the others staring at his disappearing form except for Kiba. He was sitting in a corner sucking his thumb and rocking back and forth.

"You know, I've seen enough for one day. How about we go get some sleep and talk to Dumbledore tomorrow." Said Sakura.

"Agreed." Everyone voiced. Then for the rest of the night, everything went smoothly, except for the part when Naruto didn't know the difference between the girls and boys dormitories. Oh, he was going to be sore in the morning.

Hope you enjoyed! I probably won't get another chapter up until the end of the week because I have to study for 3 math quizzes and a test. Till then!