Snake Lords
"Takes place around when Naruto comes back with Jiriya. Sasuke is still with Orochimaru. So yeah, they're all around 15 or 16. A Naruto and Harry Potter Crossover. I'm not sticking to the plots of either series."
Thinking
"Yelling"
YEY! My test got postponed because of all the days off we have, so I have an extra 24 hours to study giving me more time to write! Happy happy happy! ahem sorry about that. Anyways I forgot to add. If you haven't figured it out yet (which is probably most of you.) the description says: Kibaxsur and Temarixsur. The "sur" part means surprise. I didn't have enough room to write it and I won't tell you who they are yet. (Hint: they're not OC's). And thank you all my lovely reviewers! sniff you make me so happy. Starts crying really bad.
Dragon Man 180: I really do love abusing Naruto characters. I just find it so dang funny. People who I will abuse later in the story: Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru, Lee, Kankarou, Sasuke (Too bad, he really deserves it.) and maybe just a little Neji (Abuse courtesy of Ten-ten cause anyone else abusing Neji would die on the spot) basically, the boys are gonna have a hard time, and yes, they arrived about one month earlier than the other students because, oh well just keep reading the story.
Jays Arravan: Alas, Sasuke arrives much later in the story.
Shenron13: The Potter Gang shall be arriving shortly, how shortly, no clue! Like I said before, Sasuke ain't here yet either.
HoukiboshiHikari: From now on, I will spell Kankarou like that. I'm not getting rid of the "u" because It's kinda a habit. Thanks for trying to think of something for Itachi anyways. I'll figure something out sooner or later, I promise. (Sticks kunai through hand just like Naruto) WHAT THE ! IT DIDN'T SEEM TO HURT SO MUCH IN THE SHOW! AHH! (passes out)
Shikamaru: Great… now she can't continue the story. She's such a genius.
Ino: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A GENIUS DOESN'T MEAN WE ALL ARE!
(While they fight Gohan209 wakes up) Geez that hurt like hell. Ah well.
On with the story!
Chpt 4: Lots of Strangeness and Some Teachers
"You know, I've seen enough for one day. How about we go get some sleep and talk to Dumbledore tomorrow." Said Sakura.
"Agreed." Everyone voiced. Then for the rest of the night, everything went smoothly, except for the part when Naruto didn't know the difference between the girls and boys dormitories. Oh, he was going to be sore in the morning.
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"AHHHHH!" Yelled a voice coming from the boys dormitories.
"Whozat?" said Shikamaru dazedly. All the boys woke up to see Gaara cracking up in laughter on the floor.
"What is it?" They all asked.
"Look out –gasp- the window hahaha!" They all peered out the window to see Kiba hanging onto the windowsill for dear life.
"Oops. Looks like we forgot to close it last night."
"GEE YA THINK? HELP ME UP GUYS!" They then all took hold and pulled him back inside. "Whew. From now on, I'm sleeping on the floor." Sighed Kiba.
"Reow, mew mrow."
"DEAL WITH IT! YOU'LL SHARE THE FLOOR WITH ME AND LIKE IT!" Kiba yelled back to Akamaru.
"Shut up you two. It's too early to be –yawn- fighting. Lets go meet up with the girls so we can go talk to Dumbledore" groaned Shino. Everyone stared at Shino. "What?" he asked.
"That's the first time you've said so many words in one go. Are you all right?" asked Naruto. Just then, there was a large bang on the door followed by a,
"Are you guys ready yet? Lets go! We've been ready for an hour!"
"All right already! Just don't break down the door!" Hurriedly, all the boys got dressed (Except for Gaara, since he doesn't sleep, he always has lots of time to get ready) and rushed out the door to find the girls waiting very impatiently.
"Hey Kiba, you don't look too good, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?" Asked Sakura. At this, Kiba broke down into tears. Hinata went over to Kiba and started to comfort him while he spouted out his story of actually waking up on the wrong side of the bed (Or more exactly, out of it).
"We don't have time for crying baby, now lets go!" Neji said impatiently. Pushing open the painting, they all started walking down the hall.
"Hey, does anyone actually know where we're going?" Asked Temari.
"No clue." Everyone said. So onwards they walked for about 15 minutes.
"AHHHH! I'M MELTING!" Screeched Kankarou.
"No we're not dummy, we just seem to be stuck in a staircase." Stated Shikamaru.
"I don't really care what's happening but, GET US OUT OF HERE!" yelled Ten-ten. Kankarou, Shikamaru, Tenten and Hinata were stuck in one of the steps in the stairs that they were climbing.
"YOSH! WE WILL SAVE YOUR YOUTHFUL FLAMES FROM BEING EATEN BY THE YOUTHFUL FLAME EATING STAIRCASE MONSTER!" exclaimed Lee. Almost any sentence said by Lee had to end in a sweat-drop and oh boy this was a big one.
"I say we just pull them out." Suggested Sakura. Everyone joined up and tugged as hard as they could. Eventually, they all burst out of the staircase, Ten-ten landing on Neji, Hinata landing on Naruto, Shikamaru landing on Ino and Kankarou landing on his own head.
Ten-ten's POV
Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap! Of all people why him? With those milky-white eyes, and… NO! He's just a teammate, a good friend… DEAR GOD! WHY DOES MY 'good friend' HAVE TO BE SO DAMN HOT?
"Eerr… Ten-ten, c-could you please get off me?" muttered Neji turning away. Seeing how they had fallen down and how they were lying down(NO! NOT THAT WAY YOU PERVS!) Ten-ten quickly got up and walked away, unable to hide her blush that was creeping its way onto her cheeks, before a certain someone saw.
What was that all about? Wondered Neji. And is she, blushing? Nah, Ten-ten doesn't blush… does she?
Ino's POV
GYAAA! WHY DOES HE HAVE TO LAND ON ME? COULDN'T HE HAVE LANDED SOMEWHERE ELSE? DOES HE HAVE ANY CLUE HOW MUCH HE WEIGHS? Think on the bright side, at least it wasn't Chouji who landed on me. Ohmigod, Ohmigod… is he smiling? ACKK! HE IS SMILING! THAT IS SO, NOT, RIGHT!
"GET OFF ME YOU IDIOT!" Screamed Ino.
"Uhh… I'm really sorry Ino, please don't hurt me." Shikamaru whined as he held his arms over his head, waiting for impact. But it never came. Instead, Ino stormed off grumbling aboutsomething being not right or somewhat.
Hinata's POV
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! I landed on Naruto-kun. OK. Breathe Hinata, breathe! Don't pass out like last time. Oh dear God don't pass out!
Naruto's POV
He he he. She looks so cute when she's as red as a tomato. Wait, did I say cute? Yeah, I guess I did. I wonder why she always blushes near me. Can she… no, can't be.
Naruto stood up offering a hand to Hinata. Pulling her up, theystamered apologies, back and forth, both looking as if they were running a high fever or had gone swimming in ketchup or something.
Kankarou's POV
Hahaha! Look at the pretty birdies. OH! They're dancing with puppets! How funny.
Normal POV
After everyone got up and Kankarou was smacked back to his senses, they wandered about the school for even an even longer time without saying anything, some because they were thinking their own private thoughts, or others who wereactually looking for Dumbledore's office.
"AHHH!" yelled a girly voice. Some heads turned to Kankarou.
"Hey, wasn't me this time." This time the heads now turned to Neji, knowing that he admitted to screaming like a girl. His face was almost as white as his eyes.
"G-gg-ghu…" he stuttered.
"Oh stop it. Now you're starting to sound like Hinata, no offense Hinata." Said Temari.
"None t-taken." Hinata said back.
"Oh just spit it out Neji. We don't have all day." Said Ten-ten, who was still slightly red in the cheeks.
"GHOST!" Neji yelled collapsing into a dead faint. Everyone turned around to see what Neji was scared of, only to see a luminescent figure floating through the air fiddling with a head that was falling off his neck.
"Stupid thing keeps coming off… why hello there! You all must be the Japanese exchange students Dumbledore arranged for. How do you do? The name is Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington, I am Gryffindor's resident ghost at your service. Well I'll see you around since you are all in Gryffindor." The ghost said and started to float away when Shino said,
"Excuse me sir, but we are looking for Professor Dumbledore's office, do you perchance know where it is?" Shino was the only one who could talk because the others had their jaws resting on the floor looking quite stupid and at a loss for words.
"Why, of course I do. Just follow me and I'll show you where it is." The ghost floated off waiting a second to let them pick up Neji (Ten-ten flat out refused to do it so it took a while to decide who else would carry Neji). After several minutes of walking they came to two stone gargoyles.
"The password is, cheesy doodles. Hope to see you again soon!" And with that, the ghost floated off leaving them to their business.
"Err… cheesy doodles?" Shino said. Immediately, the gargoyles sprung apart revealing a large oaken door.
"Oh no…" Naruto groaned. "How are we supposed to get Neji up these huge stairs?"
"Well, I can wake him up." Said Ten-ten. "Here, put him down." They laid Neji down. Ten-ten then said, "Neji quick! Run! Gai-sensei and Lee are going to sing!" Instantly, Neji's eyes sprung open and he jumped up yelling,
"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" He yelled jumping up the stairs.
"Why hello Neji, how are…" But Dumbledore was cut off.
"PLEASE PROFFESOR DUMBLEDORE, SIR! YOU HAVE TO HIDE ME FROM THOSE GREEN SPANDEXED, TONE DEAF, FREAKS!" Neji was getting hysteric. Everyone started cracking up at this last statement except for Lee who looked rather puzzled.
"I'm rather confused by what you're saying Neji, there is no-one singing here." Said a baffled Dumbledore.
"Oh… thank god." Sighed Neji.
"Anyways, I'm glad you all decided to drop in. As you may have noticed, you are the only students here. All the students will be arriving in about one month. You are all here early because you have no real experience with spells. You should be able to pick them up very easily though because spells are very similar to nin-jutsu." Dumbledore told them. "You will be receiving extra classes with no homework, just lots of work and practice. I have told the teachers that the so called 'spells' you learned were simply different from the spells we use. But first, before I even start to introduce you to your instructors, I believe that breakfast is in order. If you're hungry, which I'm sure you are, please follow me."
Dumbledore had gotten up and was heading towards the door. Everyone got up and started to follow him.
"Ne, Dumbledore," said Sakura, "Stuff around here is really weird. The paintings move, Kiba got stoned with garbage bins by a little man last night, and we ran into something that called itself a ghost."
"Well, all paintings move in the wizard world, and we have a Poltergeist named Peeves who mostly likes to terrorize students, and yes, ghosts do exist in this world." Dumbledore said answering each question in turn. "Ah. Here we are."
They had arrived at the great hall where they all took a seat at the Gryffindor table. Dumbledore had also taken a seat next to them.
"Normally, there would be platters of food appearing on the table, but, since it's such a small group, I don't believe it would be worth it, washing so many dishes. So for tonight, just speak what you wish to eat to your plateand it will appear."
The first to try it was Naruto. "Miso Ramen." He said loudly. Suddenly, a large bowl of ramen appeared out of nowhere onto the plate. "Wow… THIS… IS… AWESOME! ITAKIMAS!" and with that, Naruto started to eat but stopped.
"What's the problem?" Dumbledore asked.
"Eerr… I don't know how to eat with a fork, I don't think any of us do. Do you have any chopsticks?" Dumbledore started laughing.
"You're going to have to learn to use a fork like everyone else. Watch me." It took about half an hour, but by the end, everyone had learned to use everyday utensils. (A.N: Since nothing really happens while eating I'll skip that part.)
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"Oh man, I'm stuffed." Groaned Gaara. "I've never seen so much food in my life!"
"Now that we've all eaten, I think it's time for you to meet your teachers." Filing out from a door, many people came streaming out. "This is Professor Flitwick, the Charms teacher, this is Prof. McGonagall, the Transfiguration teacher, and this is, of course you know, Hagrid, the Care of Magical Creatures teacher, Prof. Sprout, the Herbology teacher, Prof. Binns, the History of Magic teacher, Prof. Snape, the Potions Master," they all kind of looked at Snape funny because he had this weird feeling about him, "and, since we don't have a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher yet, I will be instructing you in that. You are dismissed," He told the teachers.
"Now I think that you all can have a training period around 8-9. There's a special place I have set up for you to train. Report to the Charms class at 9. Oh, and here's a map of the school." He said handing out small packets of paper. "If you have any questions, feel free to ask."
After he left, all the shinobi's pulled off their robes and hurried upstairs to get their equipment.
"My God, I thought he would just go on talking forever. Now we can finally train!" Said Naruto. They all met on the school grounds. Peering at their maps, they saw a section marked saying "training grounds".
"You have got to be kidding me! We have to walk all the way there? Why can't we use Chakra?" groaned Shikamaru.
"You know perfectly well why we can't use Chakra Shikamaru!" Everyone yelled.
"More moving and less talking people." Grumbled Neji, who was very peeved at being given such a small training slot. With that, they all started running at top speed, with no Chakra.
Hope you enjoyed yall! Sorry the ending to this chappie sucks, but I kinda ran outta ideas. Will bring fresh ideas to next chappie. Till then!