YAY! Another chap! Dedicated to my first reveiwer!

Me no own Artemis Fowl. Me caveman. Not smart enought to come up with such a cool plot.

Artemis began to think, Juliet was right, but he didn't like Holly, he was obsessed with her. One look at his screensaver would prove that. He had to tell someone his secret, but not the counselor, stupid Mr. Poe, he didn't know what he was doing. Juliet, she wouldn't tell anyone, and she could help me because she is a friend of Holly's. I better tell her now, before Butler comes home. He ran down the stairs repeating the name of Butler's sibling sister. Only when he reached the bottom of the stairs did he notice that Butler was home, he had to make up something and fast. "Juliet, I just wanted to tell you that you would play a wicked good job as Lady Macbeth in one of Shakespeare's plays, I was thinking of reenacting it, for the heck of it, and you also kick mybutt damn hard in Soul Caliber II"
Juliet looked really confused, but accepted the complement with a mere "Thank you, I appreciate that"
"Well Juliet, Artemis seems in a rather good mood, I'll let you off for today"
Butler left the room looking suspicious, as soon as he was out of sight, and out of hearing range Juliet spoke.
"Thanks squirt, you saved my back there"
"Don't mention it, and don't call me squirt"
"You got it"
"First off you will have to enter my den a.k.a. my room"
"What happened to stay out of my room, cave boy"
"You always manage to come up with new nicknames, don't you"
"That's an American woman for ya"

"HOLLY SHORT!" screamed Root at the top of his lounges, no one was surprised, she was getting in to trouble rather often now-a-days. "Yes Commander?" asked the rather confused fairy (or was it elf.
"You know exactly what! WHAT IS THIS WHITE CRAP DOING IN MY DESK"
Holly sniffed it, "It appears to be stale milk, I'd say it's been there for 'bout a month. Maybe two"
"TWO"
"Sir, it isn't my fault! You might wanna wash it off rather… soon though"
"Dismissed for now Holly, I'll catch you in the act, and you will be in big trouble"
"Right sir, bye!" Holly shot out of the office like a rocket. She was almost caught. But it was worth it. His face was priceless, and doing things like this was the only thing keeping her happy now-a-days. Ever since she had to say good bye to Artemis. Little did she know that Foaly was right behind her.
"Haven to Holly! Apparently we lost all communication, I repeat we lost all communication." "Oh, sorry Foaly, I've been so deep in thought lately"
"That's not like you. I asked you if you got away with the milk… or is it yogurt thing"
"Yeah, but barely, I shouldn't do anything for a while"
"Still thinking"
"Yeah"
"It's about Artemis isn't it"
"Well, I haven't seen him in a while, I'm just a bit worried, and-" Foaly silenced her.
"If you want, you can go ahead and see him, I'll hold Root back, along with everyone else. I'll make up whatever excuse. Don't worry, don't look back, just… go"
"But what if Root…" Holly tried to make an argument, but was silenced by Foaly once again. "Thanks Foaly" said Holly who was breaking into tears. "Think nothing of it." and with those words she went off.
Artemis was now in an unfamiliar room in the manor, Juliet's room. He was surprised by the pink color choice, and all the furry objects. He felt rather uncomfortable with what he was wearing, he felt naked. He wore a winter-like cap, even though it wasn't cold, a t-shirt that was a few sizes too big, and pants that if he didn't hang on to would fall right off. "Juliet? Is all this really necessary"
"Your right. You can forget the cigar, Holly wouldn't like it anyways. Why are you holding your pants?" Artemis let go of his pants that immediately fell down. "On second though, I'll get you a belt"
Juliet ran off. Artemis was now alone and could think. 'Was all this really necessary?' He thought he was just fine. He thought he was good enough…apparently not. Juliet came rushing back in with a belt in one had, and something Artemis couldn't make out in the other. She threw the belt at him.
"Put it on," she said holding a book. Artemis obeyed her and put the belt on.
"Your reading a book! Who would have thought"
"Shut up, Artemis! You should read it, it has the resent dialogue used by teenagers. By the end of the day, I want you to have it all memorized." Juliet gave him a smart-aleck look. Artemis mumbles to himself, and snatched the book from her hands.
GREETINGS YO!
WADDUP!
HEY!
YO? WADDUP! HEY? These aren't greetings, they're a bunch of letters smacked together! Juliet cannot be serious. Artemis gave Juliet an evil glare, who didn't seem to notice. He practiced the new vocabulary until he appeared fluent speaking them. The time of judgment came.
"Okay Arty, show me your stuff"
Artemis hesitated. "Yo, waddup dog! How u been? Wanna hang… no… chill in my wacked out manor?" He felt stupid. "Not bad Arty, could use some work though"
'Crap'
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