Yo! Chap. 4!
Disclaimer: what? Artemis Fowl? Never heard of him. Definatly don't know him.
Holly got into one of Foaly's many inventions, this one supposedly allows you to travel to the surface in a matter of minuets rather than hours. No wonder he was somewhat eager for her to leave, he needed someone to test it on and she was perfect. Foaly began to set up a video recorder.
"Why are you setting that old thing up, Foaly"
"To record my progress, I always do"
"Hurry up Foaly or I'll change my mind and take the pod instead," Holly said giving Foaly an evil glare.
"Aw… widdle elves are so cute when they're angry," Foaly commented.
"I'm warning you, Foaly!" "Holly, have I ever failed you before"
Holly pondered this a moment. "Well, there was that one time"
"Don't you dare say a word more"
Foaly took a look at his machine. It was ready to be tested.
"Hop right in deary, it's all yours"
"Okay then," said Holly jumping off Foaly's desk that she had been sitting on.
"Just press that button over there. See Ya!" Foaly waved good-bye.
Holly pressed it and was immediately seeing bright colors flash by. She went light headed; and the movement was so fast that she didn't have time to scream. Soon enough though she was at the surface. She needed to throw-up. Foaly appeared on her watch's screen.
"How do you feel, captain?" questioned the centaur. "Nauseous and light-headed"
"Okay, I'll have to fix that"
"Please before anyone else has to suffer," Holly said as she threw-up.
Artemis looked at himself in the mirror. He looked like an idiot. He needed to change NOW. Artemis returned to Juliet's room in his regular suit, combed hair and ever so fashionable shoes. She starred at him in shock.
"What happened"
"I couldn't stand those pants another minute, that's what"
"You make little girls cry!" said Juliet in a whimper, "what about Holly"
"I guess she'll either like me or not," said Artemis coolly.
"Fine then, do it your own way," Juliet said with a smirk on her face, "but what if she decides to come unexpectedly soon, let's say, about now?" As soon as she said this, the doorbell rang ever so unexpectedly.
Artemis broke into a sweat. WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO?
"JULIET!" he said in a rather surprisingly high pitch tone.
"Don't look at me Irish boy, I wasn't expecting that either"
Artemis squealed, for the first time ever.
Artemis followed behind Juliet like a scared kitten. Juliet slowly opened the door. Of all people, it was Butler. Artemis let out a sigh of relief.
"Brother! You scared Artemis don't do that!" she said waving her finger and stomping her foot.
"I'm terribly sorry, I didn't realize watering plants was one of Artemis' pet peeves"
Trouble enters in the scene next chapter yo! Peace out and Reveiw!