Disclaimer: If I owned artemis fowl It was be more like 'trouble kelp' Screw artemis. But I don't.
Trouble Kelp, thee Trouble Kelp, stood there, in front of Holly's apartment door. His hair gelled back, his hands sweating, and flowers barely hidden behind his back. He looked at the door and felt dizzy.
What am I doing here? I can't do this…I guess I can try…
He reached out to press the doorbell, but before he could, a monitor with a little centaur head planted on it buzzed around him, which, do I dare say, pissed him off. The centaur was squealing about something really fast.
"Foaly, leave me alone," said Trouble paranoid.
"Aww… You came to see Holly cause you luv her"
"CRAM IT CENTAUR, unless you want a bruised face," Trouble said turning red with both anger and embarrassment.
"It doesn't matter Trouble, she's not here anyways"
"WHY"
"How should I put this, she went to the surface to confess her true love for Artemis," Foaly said fiddling his eyelashes.
"WTF"
"Oh Trouble, do watch your language, and you do seem to be in trouble," complemented Foaly, with a snicker. "Shut up centaur, I'm going to the surface," said Trouble bitterly, "immediately." Trouble, through this fit of troubled emotions, dropped the flowers. "Prepare me a pod, Foaly."
Holly stood there in front of the manor. She, of course, was invisible, she didn't want to be seen. She stood there thinking what she should do. She was nervous of all things. As she stood there in deep thought, Butler passed by. She hid in the bush hoping Butler wouldn't notice her. Butler was carrying a hose, unfortunately for her, Butler began to water the bush she hid in. She started to cough and gag, her cover was blown. Butler stopped watering the bush with a puzzled glance. He sprayed the bush again, she started to cough and gag again. He pulled out a revolver and began to search the bush. He felt a wet small invisible hand grab his huge finger. He was ready to shoot, until Holly said, "No Butler, stop it's me, Holly!" She coughed while she said this, and didn't say it so loud.
"Holly?" Butler questioned as she made herself visible. She was soaked because of Butler. She couldn't see Artemis now. "Yes Butler, it's me," she said somewhat sarcastically.
"Is there a problem that the LEP needs help with"
"No…" she said semi-quietly.
Butler put away his gun and glanced at her, "Shall I fetch Artemis"
"NO"
Her sudden burst of energy shocked Butler, but none the less, he didn't show it.
Holly, almost shyly, asked Butler, "Do you think a fairy and a human can ever get along"
Butler, shocked and confused didn't know what to answer. "I think you and Artemis would be living proof, ay"
"No not like that Butler," she said turning slightly red, "like… marriage, love"
Butler once again was shocked by Holly, it was happening rather often now. He answered truthfully, "I'm not sure"
"That's all I want to know," Holly said in a rather soft voice, "Please don't mention this to Artemis for me"
"Will do, Captain"
"Thanks"
She became invisible once again and started to walk slowly away. When she heard Butler ring the doorbell, as soon as it did she heard Artemis scream Juliet's name. She decided she would take just a glance of Artemis. She watched as Juliet opened the door with Artemis hiding behind her. Artemis' face was full of fear, paler that usual, she guessed. She watched them as they joked around, having fun. She turned the other direction walking down the brightly colored path, not knowing if she'll ever see Artemis again. (A/N: Oh so sad)
Trouble stood in Foaly's lab, glaring at the centaur with one eye and the tube with the other.
"I made a few adjustments since the last test subject… I mean friend tried it," Foaly said trying to break the ice.
"What happened to them?" asked Trouble, concerned, but only slightly.
"They ended up just fine, it was only the comfort they were concerned about"
"Great," said Trouble rolling his eyes. He already felt uncomfortable.
Foaly was typing something in the computer when he saw a message arrived from someone. He would have to talk to them later.
Foaly began to set up the video camera again.
"What the freakis that?" asked Trouble.
"It's a friggin' video camera," Foaly said mockingly.
"Right," Trouble said with doubt.
"I record my progress, all the time so I can review flaws later on"
It sounded convincing enough.
"Hop in the tube, Trouble." Trouble hopped off Foaly's desk, which he previously was sitting on and stepped in the tube with caution. "Off you go," said Foaly pressing a button. Before Trouble could say anything, he shot up. He felt as if he were being torn it two. He had no time to think. His stomach turned. There was no way this was going to end well. As soon as the 'ride' was over, Foaly appeared on his monitor.
"How was it"
Trouble didn't need to respond, he threw up immediately. "That's not good," said Foaly a disgusted look on his face. Trouble wiped the barf off his face.
"This way of transportation is terrible. I think if we sent troops through it, they'd die before coming out or end up too sick to fight." Trouble was right, Foaly knew it. It will just be another illegal invention in his lab then, one he'll use rather often.
Yes... Trouble. Gotta love him...
Trouble Kelp, thee Trouble Kelp, stood there, in front of Holly's apartment door. His hair gelled back, his hands sweating, and flowers barely hidden behind his back. He looked at the door and felt dizzy.
What am I doing here? I can't do this…I guess I can try…
He reached out to press the doorbell, but before he could, a monitor with a little centaur head planted on it buzzed around him, which, do I dare say, pissed him off. The centaur was squealing about something really fast.
"Foaly, leave me alone," said Trouble paranoid.
"Aww… You came to see Holly cause you luv her"
"CRAM IT CENTAUR, unless you want a bruised face," Trouble said turning red with both anger and embarrassment.
"It doesn't matter Trouble, she's not here anyways"
"WHY"
"How should I put this, she went to the surface to confess her true love for Artemis," Foaly said fiddling his eyelashes.
"WTF"
"Oh Trouble, do watch your language, and you do seem to be in trouble," complemented Foaly, with a snicker. "Shut up centaur, I'm going to the surface," said Trouble bitterly, "immediately." Trouble, through this fit of troubled emotions, dropped the flowers. "Prepare me a pod, Foaly."
"Wait a sec Trouble, if you take a pod it'll take forever"
"Your point"
"I got a new, faster means of transportation"
Trouble glared at the floating monitor, that managed to stay still for a few seconds, "I don't trust any new 'inventions' of yours Foaly"
"But you should"
"Why"
"Because by the time you're on the surface, Holly and Artemis may already be in bed." This statement made Trouble stop, almost freeze. Just the thought of it made him skip a heart-beat. "I'll be there soon Foaly," said Trouble with a hint of regret.Dun Dun Dun!
Holly stood there in front of the manor. She, of course, was invisible, she didn't want to be seen. She stood there thinking what she should do. She was nervous of all things. As she stood there in deep thought, Butler passed by. She hid in the bush hoping Butler wouldn't notice her. Butler was carrying a hose, unfortunately for her, Butler began to water the bush she hid in. She started to cough and gag, her cover was blown. Butler stopped watering the bush with a puzzled glance. He sprayed the bush again, she started to cough and gag again. He pulled out a revolver and began to search the bush. He felt a wet small invisible hand grab his huge finger. He was ready to shoot, until Holly said, "No Butler, stop it's me, Holly!" She coughed while she said this, and didn't say it so loud.
"Holly?" Butler questioned as she made herself visible. She was soaked because of Butler. She couldn't see Artemis now. "Yes Butler, it's me," she said somewhat sarcastically.
"Is there a problem that the LEP needs help with"
"No…" she said semi-quietly.
Butler put away his gun and glanced at her, "Shall I fetch Artemis"
"NO"
Her sudden burst of energy shocked Butler, but none the less, he didn't show it.
Holly, almost shyly, asked Butler, "Do you think a fairy and a human can ever get along"
Butler, shocked and confused didn't know what to answer. "I think you and Artemis would be living proof, ay"
"No not like that Butler," she said turning slightly red, "like… marriage, love"
Butler once again was shocked by Holly, it was happening rather often now. He answered truthfully, "I'm not sure"
"That's all I want to know," Holly said in a rather soft voice, "Please don't mention this to Artemis for me"
"Will do, Captain"
"Thanks"
She became invisible once again and started to walk slowly away. When she heard Butler ring the doorbell, as soon as it did she heard Artemis scream Juliet's name. She decided she would take just a glance of Artemis. She watched as Juliet opened the door with Artemis hiding behind her. Artemis' face was full of fear, paler that usual, she guessed. She watched them as they joked around, having fun. She turned the other direction walking down the brightly colored path, not knowing if she'll ever see Artemis again. (A/N: Oh so sad)
Trouble stood in Foaly's lab, glaring at the centaur with one eye and the tube with the other.
"I made a few adjustments since the last test subject… I mean friend tried it," Foaly said trying to break the ice.
"What happened to them?" asked Trouble, concerned, but only slightly.
"They ended up just fine, it was only the comfort they were concerned about"
"Great," said Trouble rolling his eyes. He already felt uncomfortable.
Foaly was typing something in the computer when he saw a message arrived from someone. He would have to talk to them later.
Foaly began to set up the video camera again.
"What the freakis that?" asked Trouble.
"It's a friggin' video camera," Foaly said mockingly.
"Right," Trouble said with doubt.
"I record my progress, all the time so I can review flaws later on"
It sounded convincing enough.
"Hop in the tube, Trouble." Trouble hopped off Foaly's desk, which he previously was sitting on and stepped in the tube with caution. "Off you go," said Foaly pressing a button. Before Trouble could say anything, he shot up. He felt as if he were being torn it two. He had no time to think. His stomach turned. There was no way this was going to end well. As soon as the 'ride' was over, Foaly appeared on his monitor.
"How was it"
Trouble didn't need to respond, he threw up immediately. "That's not good," said Foaly a disgusted look on his face. Trouble wiped the barf off his face.
"This way of transportation is terrible. I think if we sent troops through it, they'd die before coming out or end up too sick to fight." Trouble was right, Foaly knew it. It will just be another illegal invention in his lab then, one he'll use rather often.
Yes... Trouble. Gotta love him...
R&R!