Me- So, now I have finally got my first story written!
Davis- Yeah, and it stinks too!
TK Hey, just because you're jealous of-
Me- Ahem. Don't give away the ending.
Kari- Yeah, that makes it boring!
Davis- Hey, I resent that!
Kari & TK- We never said anything bad about you!
Me- JUST READ YOUR DANG LINES!
everyone sweatdrops
Davis- Jesuschic7 does not, in anyway own Digimon.
TK- Although, if you all give you her your support, she may finally gain control of the Toei Animation empire, which will be the beginning of total world domination.
Kari- All she owns is the stoyline, one main character and at least 4 unimportant ones, an idea for a crest which will be used later...
Davis- A hope that she will gain knowledge of a way to learn certain p-pre-digee, no predigitu, no, um, Kari? What's this word?
Kari- Predigitations. It means sleight of hand. You know, like magic tricks, juggling, in this case juggling.
Me- Hurry up, we don't have all day here!
TK- And a hope that pigs fly. For, the president of Toei Animation said he/she would give it to her when pigs fly. Or when she owns the world. Whichever comes first.
Me- And?
TK, Kari, Davis- And thank you for reading this story by JC7. Please, read carefully-
Davis- And review! No flamers, though. Flamers are mean. JC7 doesn't like mean people
Me- Well done, well done. Davis, you need to learn to read, though. Seriously. LEARN TO READ BEFORE I GET MEAN!
Davis sweatdrops
Davis- Hey, wait? You can't juggle?
grabs Davis by arm and flips over, painfully
Kari- Uh, Davis? You do have life insurance, right?
Davis- No, but I have car insurance.
TK- But, you don't have a car.
Davis- Shut up, TP.
TK- TP? Toilet Paper?
JC7 walks over, picks Davis up, and throws him back on the ground.
JC7
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The Untitled Digimon Project
Chapter 1: This is the Way it Begins, Not Whatever YOU Want it to Be, FOOS!
"Rosetta Stone"
The attack was called, then a control spire hit the ground with a loud crash. Kari's camera flashed at the right moment to catch the crash as the spire hit the ground.
"This one's my new screensaver! It's my best one yet!" Kari said, happy with the turnout of her picture.
"Yeah, only you've said that for every picture you've taken this past 15 minutes. All 27 of them," Yolei said, a little bit irritated with her friend. Truth be told, Kari did take a lot of pictures, in her opinion anyway.
Kari just rolled her eyes and continued with her camera. Yolei was in a very crabby mood, even for Yolei. She had been complaining about everything all day, and Kari had learned to ignore it.
"Why do we hafta destroy the control spires anyway? They don't work anymore," Yolei complained, sitting on a large boulder.
"Because they're an eyesore and they bring up bad memories for me- uh, Ken and the Digimon," Kari answered. Nice save, she thought. The spires brought back painful memories of Malomyotismon which, in turn, reminded her of Wizardmon. Wizardmon was the most heroic digimon she had ever known, not to mention Gatomon's best friend. He was also the digimon that brought her the most painful memories, of being kidnaped by Myotismon, of Myotismon's workers who were attacking innocent people, of how Wizardmon had stepped in front of the attack that would've killed both, Gatomon and herself.
Nefertimon landed and dedigivolved back to Gatomon.
"Kari, you've got mail, again," Gatomon said, gesturing to Kari's backpack, which leaned against a nearby tree.
"Jeez, Kari! You're always getting mail!" Yolei shouted.
"Jeez, Yolei, you're really crabby today," Gatomon retorted.
"Yes Yolei, you have been unusually irritable today," Hawkmon added, after dedigivolving from Aquilamon.
"Well, I can't believe you two!" Yolei shouted.
"Yolei, you need to calm down! They never did anything but tell you the truth!" Kari shouted, after slapping Yolei across the face.
Yolei gasped. "Wow, I must be getting on your nerves.
"Yolei, I'm sorry. I really shouldn't have-"
"Kari, I needed that. I'm really irritated about something today."
Kari smiled at her friend. Yolei was always annoyed about something. She quickly looked down at the D-Terminal in her hands. The e-mail was from TK, saying that he and Cody were nearby and wanted to know if they wanted to take a break. She e-mailed him back, saying that she and Yolei would meet them in the Yuki Forest nearby.
"Yolei? I think it would be a good idea if we separated for a while. TK and Cody are nearby and I already said to them that Cody and I should switch teams. That OKay with you?"
"Oh, so now you don't want to be around me?"
"That's not it at all-"
"Oh, I get it. You just want to be alone with TK, don't you?"
Kari couldn't answer that. Truth was, Yolei was right. But if she said so, well, who knows what could happen? Yolei was a blabber mouth.
"It's true, isn't it!" Yolei said, more shouting than asking.
"No, it's not! I suggested we should separate, because if we don't, we could get into a serious fight!"
"Uh-Huh, sure. Whatever you say."
"Uh, guys?" Gatomon said. "Don't you think we should get going?"
"My feline friend is right, We do need to meet Cody and TK," Hawkmon agreed.
"Alright. Let's go. We're meeting them over in the Yuki Forest," Kari said, glad to end the conversation. It was getting too uncomfortable for her liking.
Meanwhile, with those other dudes, um, uh, TJ? No, TK. TK and... Cory? No, um Cody. Yeah, thats it! TK and Cody
TK and Cody were heading to the designated meeting place.
"Cody, how much longer do we hafta walk?" Armadillomon asked, wornout and out of breath.
"Not too far," Cody answered simply.
"I don't see why you're so tired. I'm just fine," Patamon said.
"Yeah, cuz you're riding on my head," TK said, pretending to be annoyed. Seriously though, Patamon was keeping his ears warm. The Yuki Forest was cold, after all, Yuki meant snow, and the Yuki Forest lived up to it's name.
"Oh, so now I should get down?" Patamon said, also pretending to be annoyed.
"Patamon, I was kidding."
"Oh, yeah? So was I!"
"Yeah, sure," TK said, grinning. It was fun to tick Patamon off.
"Really!" Patamon said, getting a little worried.
"Yeah, that's what they all say," a familier voice interupting them.
The boys turned to see Kari, Yolei, Gatomon, and Hawkmon.
"Hi guys! What's up?" Patamon said.
"Why did ya hafta interupt? I was just about to say that!" TK said, knowing exactly who would answer.
"Sorry, I couldn't resist. You've said it yourself, it's fun ticking Patamon off," Kari said, shrugging.
"What? You've said that to her?" Patamon cried.
"It was a joke! I never thought she'd say it out loud, while you were around!" TK shouted.
Kari made no move to stop them. It was funny to listen to them yell like that. Besides, what Yolei said next broke them up enough.
"TK, Kari said she wanted to be alone with you!"
"WHAT! YOLEI, I NEVER SAID THAT! You made it up with your own twisted logic!" Kari shouted, turning red from anger and embaressment.
"Then why did you say that you and Cody should switch teams?"
"Because you are mad about something and taking it out on me! If we don't separate, I'm gonna go insane, plus you and I will get into a serious fight!"
"THEN WHY ARE YOU YELLING?"
Cody's shout broke in between the two girls. Everyone quieted down and looked at him. Kari and Yolei blinked a couple times as he continued.
"Sorry, but if you want to avoid a fight, Kari, then why are you yelling? And Yolei, if Kari did actually say that, then she told you in privacy and expected you not to say it. And, if she didn't say that, then don't make stuff up like that. Now, why are we switching teams?"
"I didn't say that, she made it up. We're switching because she's irritated and if I hear one more complaint, I'm gonna go insane, if I don't kill her first," Kari answered, looking away from Yolei.
"OKay, so who's going where and with who?" TK asked, hoping to lighten the mood.
"I think Cody and Yolei are going back where the girls were, and you and Kari are going where we were," Patamon answered.
"OKay, it's settled," Kari said.
"Just one question," Gatomon said. "Who's gonna break it to Davis?"
"Not me!" TK said.
"Me neither!" Kari added.
"Why not you?"
"Cuz no matter who tells him, he won't be happy, and I'm not gonna be the heartbreaker here."
"What do ya say we NOT tell him?"
"How about Yolei tells Ken, and Ken doesn't say anything to Davis."
"Oh, no! You're not dragging me into this! C'mon, Cody," Yolei said, dragging Cody off.
" So, exactly where are we going? Cody and I finished our section."
"The other section you were assigned."
"Oh, right. My bad."
"Yeah, you're bad. Bad TK, bad!"
"Hey! I'm not that bad!"
"Remember the vandalism incident at school?"
"Like I could blow up the science lab BY MYSELF!"
"Oh, so now you're trying to pin this whole thing on me!"
"If the chemical's toxic, mix it!"
"That makes absolutely no sense!"
"OKay, point for you. Just warn me, though, are we blowing up anymore classrooms this year?"
"We'll see. I was thinking of the basketball court."
"Hey! You can't destroy MY turf!"
"It's my turf, too! That's the closest thing to a dance studio that school's ever gonna get! Plus, destroying it WOULD give the idiots on the school board an excuse to fix it up."
"If we're caught, you won't get to be a teacher of any grade."
"Good point. OKay, now it's cold."
"This IS the Yuki Mountain. Nothin' but snow for the rest of the hike."
"If that's the case," Kari said, taking out her digivice. "Then, digi-armor energize!"
"Gatomon armor-digivolve to... Nefertimon: The Angel of Light."
"Alright, everyone, hold on!" Nefertimon said, flying the group to the top of the mountain. Everyone got off as soon as she landed and Nefertimon flew back into the air.
"Ready, Patamon?" TK said, taking out his green digivice.
"Ready when you are!"
"Then here we go! Digi-armor energize!"
"Patamon armor-digivolve to... Pegasusmon: Flying Hope."
Pegasusmon joined Nefertimon and they went to destroy the nearby control spires.
Kari brushed snow off a rock and sat down. She took a brown paper sack out of her backpack.
"Hungry, TK? I made a snack before leaving."
"Huh? Yeah! What did ya bring?
Typical male, Kari thought. Never listens unless you mention food or sports.
"Lets see, rice, fish, no that's Gatomon's, um, a couple cookies, give those to Patamon, and, um ocha."
"So what the heck do we eat?"
"Rice or ocha. I know, ochazuke!"
"Yeah! I love ochazuke!"
"Me too, TK. Me too."
Kari found a couple bowls in the sack and mixed together the ochazuke. The two ate while Nefertimon and Pegasusmon destroyed spires.
About 15 minutes later, maybe more, I have no sense of time...
"That was good, Kari!" TK said, placing his bowl back in the sack.
"Right on time, too," Kari said. With that, Nefertimon and Pegasusmon landed and dedigivolved.
"Great job, guys! You each get a reward. For Gatomon, a plate of fish! For Patamon, 5 cookies! Now, eat up!" Kari said, handing each digimon their food. There was silence as the two ate.
"Hey, TK. I just remembered. Dad's boss is coming for dinner Saturday. They're doing karaoke, and, I really don't want to suffer alone. So, will you suffer with me?"
"Sure. Maybe me and you could do something to show the adults how to really sing, and what to sing."
"But, I can't sing."
"Me neither. But we can still have fun embaressing them. "
Kari laughed. TK grinned his usual goofy, yet more mature than Tai and Davis', grin. He liked hearing her laugh and liked it when he laughed at something he said.
Kari grinned at him. "His boss' whole family is coming over. Including his kids, Antoku and Sayoku. Toku and Yoku."
"How old are they?"
"Toku's our age and Yoku's Tai's age."
"OKay, great. At least you and Tai won't be the only ones embaressed, right?"
Kari giggled. "Yeah!"
"Can I come?" Patamon asked, looking up from his snack.
"Sorry, Patamon. No one knows you exist, remember?"
"Aww, man. I wanted to come."
"You, Agumon, and Gatomon can have a mini-party of your own, in my room. As long as you're quiet."
Gennai had thought it best for the Digital World if he mind-wiped the world, except for the world-wide DigiDestined and any baby born after the mind-wipe, almost 3 years ago. Shortly before, Kari had finally convinced her parents to let her have a room of her own, in the old guest bedroom.
Just then, before Kari could give TK the important details, Kari heard a noise coming from her DigiVice and D-Terminal. She grabbed them both and studied the LCD screen on both. TK glanced at them also, incredibly confused.
"I don't see anything," he said, scratching his head, well, his hat anyway.
"Don't you see it? Look here and here," Kari said, pointing one gloved finger at each of the screens.
TK looked where she pointed. He was still confused.
"Nothing's there."
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Me- OOooo, cliffy!
starts CliffyConga. Announcers and people actually reading this sweatdrop
Me- Join me, or when I rule the world, I will let a herd of BlackWarGreymon and DarkTyrannomon stomp all over you!
everyone joins in
Me- That's better. Hey, wait, is that a flying pig?
Patamon- Na, It's just me, Patamon!
Davis- snickers She thought Patamon was a real flying pig. HaHa! She's stupider than TV. Oh no. Wha-What are you doing with that fire extinguisher? No- No- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!1
TK & Kari glance at Davis, who is laying on the ground with stars floating around his head, and many lumps and bruises on his head
me- Now, if the police get involved, I had nothing to do with it, right?
TK & Kari nod rapidly
TK- S-Seems as though Davis forgot one little detail. Our ages. Lets see. Here they are, from oldest to youngest.
Joe- 18
Tai, Sora, Matt- 17
Izzy, Mimi- 16
Yolei, Ken- 15
Me, Kari, Davis, and JC7- 14
Cody- 12
Cody- Hey, why am I last? And only a preteen while everyone else is over 13?
Me- Shut up, you're not in this part.
Kari- And, we are in the middle of the school year, Springish, almost summer.
Me- Thanks, guys. So, now know you know the first possible couple. Daikari fans, you have been warned.
TK- Oh, yeah. Ocha is Japanese Green Tea and-
Kari- Really good stuff, that is.
TK- Ahem. As I was saying, ochazuke is rice with green tea poured over it. It doesn't taste great unless you get used to it at a young age.
Me- Unlike me. Gohan(rice in Japanese) and Ocha by themselves are great to me. Ochazuke, not so much. Still, my mom loves it. But that might be because she was born in Japan... Anyway, thanks for clearing that up. Oh yeah, and YUKI really does mean SNOW, in Japanese. Which explains YUKImiBotamon to SNOWBotamon. I prefer YukimiBotamon. Sounds cooler. Thanks for reading this! Bear with me, this is my first story, I'm still trying to get the hang of this. R&R, FOOS!
JC7