Yolei- (humming)
Me- What are you humming?
Yolei- Can't tell you. It's for Ken.
Me- No really, what are you humming.
Kari- Isn't she humming that song from those Jenny Craig commercials, that uh, It's Rainin' Men song?
Me- How in the heck do you know that?
Kari- Tai refuses to let me change the channel when a Jenny Craig commercial comes on.
Me- Kari, your brother is a pervert.
Kari- Yep.
Yolei- (still humming)
Ken- What's she humming and why does it sound so familier?
Me- Are you a perv too Ken? Cuz if you are, stay away from me.
Yolei- You ready, Ken?
Ken- Uh, no, not really, no-
Yolei- (singing) It's rainin' Ken!
-continues singing as DDestined and JC7 sweatdrop-
Ken- Yeah, just back away, real slow like.
Yolei- How'd you like, Kenny?
Ken- I, uh, well, hated it.
Kari- Yeah, I'm with Ken on this one. That was strange...
Me- Yolei, stop being obsessive and READ YOUR STUPID LINES!
Kari- JC7 doesn't own Digimon. If she did, everyone would be under her control. Totally, completely under her control, doing meaningless tasks just for her pleasure.
Yolei- The only Digimon related thing she owns is a towel with Tai, Agumon, and Greymon on it.
Ken- Other than that, nothin'.
Kari- Zilch.
Yolei- Uh, Nothin'.
Me- It's Nada. Nothin', Zilch, Nada. Got that?
Yolei- Right. Zilch.
Ken- No, it's nada. Nada!
Yolei- Right. Nada. Right.
Ken- Nothin'.
Kari- Zilch.
Yolei- uh, Zilch.
Kari- Your line is NADA! NADA!
Yolei- Got it.
Ken- Nothin'
Kari-Zilch
Yolei- Noodle!
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-everyone bangs head repeatedly on keyboard-
Yolei- No wait, I've got it this time-jfdgkfgkfdbgbfdkgbfkgfkl
Agumon- Oh, wait, we're done with that. Sorry.
Me- Alright then. Well, um, uh, just, just read the story. Chapter 4 of TUDP!
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The Untitled Digimon Project
-Chapter 4- School stinks. Nuff said.-
Izzy was sleeping either really late that night, or really early the next morning, he couldn't tell which. He woke up to see Kaili sitting on the edge of his bed, crying.
"What's wrong, Kai?" he said, his voice full of brotherly concern.
"I had a nightmao," she cried. (A/N- I had a night mare)
"Aww, you okay? What exactly happened in it?"
"I wad bein chathed by a weod didimon. He twied to make me hid swave. Kawi twied to save me, but gotted detroyed then the weod thing twied to detroy me and a egg then I waked up." (A/N- 'I was being chased by a weird digimon. He tried to make me his slave. Kari tried to save me but got destroyed then the weird thing tried to destroy me and an egg then I woke up')
Izzy hugged his little sister as she cried. This nightmare reminded him of when Kari had been transported to the dark ocean. He'd have to talk to her tommorow, or today, or whatever it was.
Kaili sniffled a little. "Iddy, can I sweep wif you tonite?" (A/N- 'Izzy, can I sleep with you tonight?' And no, not THAT kind. This IS rated K+ ya know)
Izzy smiled at her. "Sure. But tomorrow night, or tonight, or whatever, you have to be back in your bed, okay?"
She nodded and yawned. Izzy felt bad about what he'd said earlier. But now, he'd try harder to not be so mean about the babysitting thing. Tentomon remained sleeping next to Izzy's bed, completely oblivious to what had just went on.
-At Kari's house, that same night, or day, or whatever the heck it was-
Kari woke up at her house, sweating. She glanced at the clock by her bed. It said 2:45 a.m.Kari looked around. Gatomon wasn't there. Kari blinked sleepily. What's going on? Where's Gatomon? Why am I having those nightmares again? And what has Kaili got to do with it?
Her door opened and three figures stepped in.
"Kari, you're awake." Gatomon whispered, careful not to wake Kari's parents up.
"What's going on," Kari asked.
"Gatomon said that you were screaming in your sleep," Tai answered.
"Yeah, she got worried and woke us up," Agumon added sleepily.
"What's going on Kari? Why were you screaming?" Tai said, brotherly concern reflecting in his brown eyes.
"I-It's nothing-"
"Kari, I'm your brother and just because I do stupid things doesn't mean I am stupid. What's going on?"
"Fine. I had a nightmare, alright? That's all. Go back to bed."
"Remember what happened the last time you woke up screaming? You were transported to the dark ocean!"
Kari cringed at the memory.
"What was it, Kari?" Tai said, desperate to keep his sister safe.
"It involved a dragon-like digimon, Kaili, and my digiegg."
"Your egg? Kari, you're getting rid of the egg tomorrow, or today, or whatever. Point is, something bad could happen because of it."
"No way, Tai. It's a miracle that this egg even exists! I'm not leaving it behind."
Tai glanced at the egg, which was on the floor right by her bed.
"What egg is it, Kari?"
"Sorry Tai. I'm not sayin' anything."
"Kari-"
"No!"
"Shh! Do you guys want your parents to wake up?"
"Agumon's got a good point. We'll talk about this in the morning."
"It is morning."
"I meant later."
"Tai? That was sarcasm."
"Oh. I-I knew that. In the meantime-"
"Tai, I'll think about what you said. Happy?"
"Not really, but it's the best I can do. Night, Kari."
"Night Tai and Agumon."
Kari laid back down, only to sit up again when Gatomon spoke.
"Hey Kari? Exactly what happened in your dream?"
"I already told you-"
"That 'explanation' wasn't enough detail, Kari."
"What did you want me to do, describe what I wass wearing!"
"No, I meant what happened in it?"
"Fine. Some kind of strange dragon-like digimon was chasing Kaili, who was holding my egg. I went in after her, but the dragon thing hit me and I died. It went back after Kaili, who tripped and dropped the egg. The digimon destroyed the egg and aimed for Kaili when I woke up. That good?"
"Where were you at?"
"I don't remember."
"Attack name?"
"something dragon"
"What did the dragon 'mon look like?"
"Somewhat like Azulongmon, except black with blood red eyes."
"Be careful for a while-"
"What do ya think I'm gonna do, go looking for this guy?"
"No, but-"
"Look, I'm not gonna go anywhere alone, especially the Digital World, and I won't eat mom's cooking. Happy?"
"What does your mom's food have to do with anything?"
"It has so much radioactivity that it could open a port to the dark ocean from anywhere."
"Well, now that we've got this cleared up, I'm going back to my beauty sleep. Good night, Kari."
"Night, Gatomon."
Kari stayed awake, thinking. She heard Gatomon purring in her sleep. Must be having a good dream, Kari thought. She rolled over. That nightmare had better not come true. If it does, this same Digimon would've been killed twice, both times my fault. Not to mention Kaili and me.
Kari contnued her pointless guilt trip for the rest of the night. I say pointless because, well, the time that the digimon died was not her fault. Still, Kari being, well, Kari, she felt guilty for just about everything.
-That day, in the worlds most painful class at school -coughmathcough-
TK was only one of many who were falling asleep. Math was the most annoying class he had to take. Especially the teacher, Mr. Ichiba, who was the most irritating teacher in Japan, no, the world, no, the HISTORY of the world. Carefully, he took out his D-Terminal and, hiding it under his desk, sent an e-mail.
From: Takaishi, TK
To: Kamiya, Kari
Is it just me, or is math extra boring today? Whats more boring, algebra or watching chicken defrost?
From: Kamiya, Kari
To: Takaishi, TK
Who's uglier, Ogremon or Mr. Ichiba?
From: Takaishi, TK
To: Kamiya, Kari
Which looks stupider, Mr. Ichiba's tie or Piedmon's face?
From: Kamiya, Kari
To: Takaishi, TK
Which sounds scarier, the word Math or Myotismon's torture chamber?
So, now they had a very amusing game. They played it all throughout math, concealing giggles. Finally, at the end, they let themselves burst out laughing. Luckily, their last class was next, gym. It wasn't their favorite, but heck, it was better than math. Way better than math. Like anything. That day was boys vs. girls soccer.
"Okay, Kari, you're center forward, and Keiko's goalie. Now, everyone know what they're doing?" The girl's coach said.
"Yeah," the girls team replied.
"Good. Cuz I don't."
"And that's your positions. Now boys, get out there and WIN- Uh, I mean, just have fun out there, boys," the boy's coach said, scratching his head.
"Don't worry, coach. We'll beat those girls so bad that they'll go cryin' home to their mommys," the most egocentric of the GoggleBoys, Davis, said. (A/N- No offense meant, Davis fans. I am a Davis fan, and you have to admit, he is the most egocentric of the GoggleBoys. And he's the biggest moron of them all, but that's why we love him, right? Right?)
"Davis, you do realize that every single girl on that team plays soccer? Not to mention Kari," TK pointed out.
"Aww, come on, TQ. What kind of harm can a bunch of girls do? Plus, I've never seen Kari play soccer before."
"I have, and shes almost as good as Tai and Sora."
"I'm better than Tai! Ha!"
"You are not, you egocentric moron!"
"I am not ego, uh, what you said. And I am too as good as Tai!"
"Boys, get out there and beat those girls already- uh, I mean, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game," the coach stammered.
It turned out, Kari and a bunch of girls could do a lot. They won, 12-4.(A/N- See, girls ARE equal to boys, you male chauvenists out there.-grumbles about how chauvenistic some males can be-)
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LOST TO A BUNCH OF GIRLS- uh, um, I mean, uh, y-you did your best and that's all that counts," the coach said, blinkling rapidly, his left eye twitching. The boys sweatdropped as the coach walked off.
"It was all TC's fault," Davis said angrily.
"Me! YOU are the one who let them get past you so many times!"
"Yeah, well you didn't score one point!"
"I scored 3 out of 4!"
"And?"
"Come on, guys. You did your best," Kari interupted, high-fiving one of her team. TK glared at her angrily, half jokingly, half seriously.
"Come on, TK. You have to admit, we did do good," Kari said, angering him even more. It was just as fun ticking TK off as it was ticking Patamon off.
"Are you just asking me to hurt you?" TK said.
"If the ball's inflated, kick it!"
"That makes even less sense than my version!"
"You're mad, aren't ya? Rematch. You versus me."
"You're on. What do ya say we make this interesting."
"Fine. I win, I get your hat."
TK's face paled. "M-my hat! You can't do that!"
"I can and will."
"F-fine. But, if I win, uh-
"If you win, I buy your lunch for the next week."
"Great. Lets add loser buys winner ice cream."
"Fine. You know what kind I like," Kari smirked.
"Not like I'll need to."
"Friday after school."
"Be prepared. Just because you're a girl doesn't mean I'll go easy on you."
"Glad to hear that you're not a total male chauvinist, unlike some people," Kari said, inconspicuously gesturing toward Davis.
They shook hands and went their separate ways, mostly because, the boys and girls locker rooms were in opposite directions.
-And now for my last break in the story. Ahem, walking to the soccer field, together-
After school let out, TK walked Kari to the soccer field, to Tai's game. Gatomon had told TK about Kari's dream and TK wouldn't take any chances. Kari couldn't take Gatomon to a soccer game. Luckily, TK's practice would be starting late. His coach had said something about bad meatloaf. No more information would be let out at this time.
On the way there, Kari's cell phone rang. She found it resting on top of the egg, in her backpack.
"Hello?"
"Kari? It's Izzy."
"Hi, Izzy. What's up?"
"I need your help. Can I meet you at Tai's game with Kaili?"
"Sure. What's this all about?"
"I've got an emergency about Kaili."
"Okay, I'm at the field right now with TK."
"Good, I'll be there in approximately 5 minutes."
"Huh?"
"Her daycare is approximately 5 minutes away."
"Got it. See ya here."
"Bye."
TK looked at her questioningly. She answered him with this remark.
"Izzy says that theres some kind of emergency about Kaili."
"Do ya think it has anything to do with your dream? Cuz if it does-"
"TK, like I told Tai, I am not abandoning this egg. How would you feel if the one who was supposed to take care on you left?"
TK's expression changed from concern to hurt as he looked away from Kari.
Kari gasped as she realized what she said. Oh no. TK's dad. That was not how that was supposed to come out. He is gonna hate me for that.
"TK, I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean it, t-that wasn't meant to come out like tha-"
He turned towards he for a moment. Kari saw tears starting to form in his blue eyes.
"I-I've got basketball practice. I-I'll see you later," TK stammered as he ran off.
Kari watched him run. "How could I have been such an idiot?" she said quietly to herself.
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Me- We're back, with not-so-special guest star, my little bro, JesusBoi9, or JB9.
JB9- Wazzup, y'all! JC7 was kind enough to let me in. I didn't really want to but-
Me- Say what? YOU were the one begging me to let you in! I wasn't gonna, but you wouldn't shut the crap up!
JB9- Oh, you don't want to mess with me. Oh no ya don't, cuz I know the ways of the force.
Kari- Should we tell him that he's live and online?
JB9- Hey wait, I'm online! I'm famous! Wheres my trailer? I need water! Fill my trailer with water!
Yolei- Aww, isn't he just the cutest little thing?
JB9- Yeeaah. I've got a story for you. Once there was an ugly barnacle named Yo- uh, Tolei. She was so ugly, everyone died. The end.
Yolei- Aww, he's the cutest little thing, besides Ken of course. Aww, I just want to pinch your little cheeky weekys!
Me- She'd better mean his face.
Kari- Alright then. Well, uh, lets get on with this commentary.
Ken- What do ya mean? This is the first time we've ever not been scripted. We're free-formin' this live!
Kari- Right. Okay then-
JB9- Oh yeah, JC7 wants me to tell you somethin', or else I'm not allowed to be on here right now. Um, what was it? Oh yeah, she says when you review, um, either don't give away your suspicions, or she wants deep fried chicken.
Me- That's the last time family's allowed on the show. It's don't give away suspicions cuz sometimes you're right. Sometimes you're wrong, but sometimes you're right. But, the deep fried chicken DOES sound pretty good-
JB9- Yeah, well you just had to mention chicken!
Me- That was you!
Yolei- Ken is the cutest person for me to date, JB9 is the cutest person for me to think is a cute little kid.
JB9- HEY! I'm not a little kid!
Kari- Well, you're younger than Cody-
JB9- I turn 10 this month!
Me- THIS IS THE LAST TIME I LET FAMILY ON THE SHOW! NEVA AGAIN! NEVA!
Yolei- Kenny, would you like me to sing to you again?
JB9- Uh, what is she singing?
Yolei- (singing) It's Rainin'- -gags-
(Ken and JB9 tackle Yolei while Kari and JC7 eat popcorn)
Davis- Hey, how come I wasn't in this one!
(JB9 and JC7 attack Davis while Ken continues hurting Yolei and Kari eats more popcorn)
JC7
A Message from JB9- What up, y'all! Just wanted to say a few things. A, when Yolei starts singing, run away slowly. And 2, don't ever backtalk JC7. Seriously, she is evi- (gags) I mean, she can get very mean.Oh, and 3, I helped JC7 free-form this commentary. I get all the credit for my lines, some on Yolei's, and the idea for It's Rainin' Ken. She gets the credit for her and Kari's lines and the idea of Tai being, um, well, very strange. Alright, I'm done. Got any waffles, I'm dyin' here!
JB9 sayin' gimme a chicken burrito with lotsa guacamole!
A Message from JC7- Yeah, I know. These commentaries are too long. I'm tryin' to cut down. But, both, me and JB9 have rambling personalities. That's how God created us and it's our Diverse City. Don't get it? Say it out loud and fast. Also, I just realized. I used 4 different words over 4 syllables long in this chapter. Egocentric, Chauvinist, Chauvinistic, and Inconspicuously. I read too much. Which isn't all that bad, if you think about it. Well, there I go, rambling again. Yay rambling!
JC7