OHMYGOSHTHISISSOAWESOMEIGOTSOMANYREVIEWSANDI'MALMOSTTO100ANDTHAT'SSOCOOLAND...

Uh, I won't tire your minds by making you read that. If you want to, it's up to you.

Celtic Cross: When am I going to bring Luke in? Soon... mwa ha ha! You want Palps and Dooku to suffer and clean the septic tanks? You got it! Thanks for the review!

Chiara Sholuk: Glad you understand about the internet thing. Sometimes reporters can be so stupid! Setting an evil ferret on the Sith is a great idea! Thanks for reviewing!

HyDrOmAtIc: Hey, no problem, man! Glad you liked the chase scene and the part with Vader! the Darth Maul idea is totally fantastic! And the hokey pokey! Man, I just burst out laughing even thinking about it!

RubbyK.K: Sure I can add you in! Great idea about writing sorry letters in, I'm sure I can work that in somewhere...

ILUVZIM: Yeah, it would stink! Thank you so much for your reviews, I really look forward to reading them!

RavenRulzRF: Great idea! I'll try to put that in, too... I could probably start my own story, just using these ideas!

alexceasar: Thanks for reviewing again! Glad you like all the little parts, like the one with Piett. I enjoyed that, too.

Padawan Line Skywalker: You have some very good and valid points. I shall try to incorporate maybe some boys into the story, but right now they're not going to fit. Since Elena has powers, the others should too, I mean, they're brothers and sisters. About math... I don't know what else to teach... Now, about the replying to messages. As I have already pointed out, I do not talk to strangers, pm them, or give out my email address online. So I am sorry, but I cannot accept your messages. Hope you understand, but the internet is very dangerous.

Angel Sanada: Thanks so much for understanding! Hope you like this chapter!

REVIEWERS TORTURING SITH LORDS! NOW STARRING: DARTH MAUL! (Only Palps and Dooku clap)

OK, before we get down to business, I'd like to intro a few other friends of mine. Everyone, meet RubbyK.K, or Rubby, and Celtic Cross, or Celt!

Celt: Hey guys! So glad to be here!

Rubby: Yeah, this is gonna be so much fun! Torturing Sith lords is what I do best!

Everyone: Hear, hear!

OK, we've got a long list of things to do, so let's start with our newest pals. Celt, whaddya want the Sith to do first?

Celt: I want to make them suffer! They have to empty and clean ALL the septic tanks! Then, repaint ALL the walls in the Jedi Temple!

Sith: OH NOOO!

Everyone else: WOO! You go dude!

All rightie, Rubby, you're next.

Rubby: OK, after that, you guys have to write (by hand) sorry letters to the familes of the people you killed!

Palps: But, but, that's way too much! I don't even know half the people I killed!

Hydro: Well then find out, you dingbat! Ok, I'm next. Maul, I'm gonna paint your face, instead of red, a nice neon pink!

Maul: NOOOOOO!

Don't forget about finishing taking care of the babies!

Raven: Amen to that!

Angel: I wish you weren't alive, Palps. Does anyone know what we do now? I want to be reunited with whatever is left of my family.

Chiara: Don't worry, I'm sure we can figure out something!

Well, when we get back, we'll see how the Sith lords are doing! (Hyrdo brings out pink face paint, while Maul backs away) (Chiara brings out an evil ferret and sets it loose on the Sith lords, who run around, screaming)

Back to Elena!

"Oh, I can't walk another step," Beyonce gasped, holding her stomach.

"Me neither," Leia groaned. "I need to sit down."

Elena was instantly hounded by Vader who strode up to her quickly, saying "Elena, are you all right? What happened?"

"Dad, it was an accident," she explained, "I was telling Leia about how you were my father, and some girl overheard and shouted it out to the whole world! The next thing we knew, we were being basically interrogated by the media, who kept asking me all of these blasted questions! This is juuust peachy!" she fumed.

Vader sighed. "Well, I'm glad to see that you're all right," he said, putting a hand on her shoulder. "But I think you and your friends should stay here until this has cleared over." He glanced at Piett, who had an arm around Keira.

Piett nodded. "I agree," he stated.

"Um, can I contact my father and tell him the news?" Leia asked. "He'll be wondering where I am."

Vader stared at her for a second. "Yes, of course," he answered, surprising Leia. "Now come, we must get you all settled in. Captain, you are welcome to stay if you feel more comfortable staying with your daughter," he said, turning to Piett.

Piett glanced at Keira. "Do you want me to stay, Keira?" he questioned.

"Well I think there's enough room," Keira said, grinning.

Elena snickered.

"But, I wouldn't want to impose, milord," Piett went on, feeling rather foolish.

Vader waved a hand dismissively. "Nonsense, you are her father and therefore are entitled to be with her if you wish. Jenson will see that you are comfortably settled in."

Jenson nodded. "At once, milord," he said, bowing shortly and leaving the room.

"Oh, and Private," Vader said. "I would like to see you later about a promotion."

Jenson was shocked, while Elena grinned at her father. He was certainly in a good mood today, and that was a very rare thing. Leia was completely shocked. This was certainly not the Lord Vader she had come to hate with every bone in her body.

Ozzel was staring in astonishment at the entire episode, not believing what he was seeing. "Milord Vader," he butted in, "We are trying to locate Rebel bases, not chatting about children!"

Vader turned to him, while Elena glared. "If you would like to be useful, then go find them yourself, admiral!" he snapped angrily, and strode off, the girls following him, smirking.

"Look, I'm sorry if I prejudged you earlier, Elena," Leia apologized, "It's just, your father's not known to be the nicest man."

Elena nodded sadly. "Yeah, I know," she replied, "But he's really not that bad, once you get to know him. He can actually be tolerable, sometimes," she said, raising her voice.

Vader whisked around, and Leia gulped, thinking that she was going to be in big trouble. Elena, however, didn't seem fazed one little bit. "NOW who's not being nice," Vader retorted before walking on again.

Leia's jaw dropped.

"Well hey, guess I got it from you, Mr. Perfect," Elena shot back.

The girls snickered, trying to keep in their laughter.

"Why thank you," Vader replied nonchalantly, causing Elena to roll her eyes. Leia was still in utter astonishment at Vader's behavior.

A few minutes later, Elena asked, "Dad, do you think that my friends could stay in my room? It'd be kinda like a sleepover."

"If that's what your friends want," Vader assessed.

The other girls nodded eagerly.

"Ooh, and can we see you two have a lightsaber duel again?" Beyonce questioned, wanting to see them fight.

Elena nodded. "Sure, if Dad has the time," she replied. "But he's usually really busy, you know, with missions and all that stuff. We have droids that are programmed to fight lightsaber battles, but it's so much more fun when you're fighting with a live person, if you know what I mean."

Beyonce nodded knowingly.

Well, Luke will be coming up in either the next chapter, or the chapter after that. Can't wait! All rightie, how's it goin? Celt?

Celt: (looking at pad) Well, they've finished the septic tanks, finally, and Hyrdo has painted Maul's face pink, and now Dooku is painting the walls, while trying to keep the babies asleep. Palpatine, though, is writing sorry letters, then he's gonna join Dooku. Maul is in the nursery, making sure the babies are asleep.

Let's give them a little wake up then, shall we? Chiara, would you, Rubby, and Raven do the honors, please?

Chiara: Love to!

Palps, Maul, and Dooku: (Looking at babies) They're finally asleep!

(Chiara, Raven, and Rubby suddenly turn on blastingly loud hard rock metal/hardcore/screamo music on, which wakes up babies)

Sith: NOO!

Raven: Get working, Maul!

Angel: (To Palpatine) I still don't like you in the least!

None of us do, my friend!

Everyone else: Amen to that!

Maul: (whining) To I have to work?

Tela: Do you WANT me to get out my lightsaber again?

Everyone: (Sung to the tune of: The wheels on the Bus) A lightsaber can go slice, slice, slice! Burn, burn, burn, kill, kill, kill! A lightsaber can go slice, burn, kill! All through the galaxy!

Sith: You woke them up AGAIN! NOOOOO!

Well, let's leave them to ninety screaming (not to mention Force sensitive) babies, shall we? Man, this is getting better by the update!