Thank you so much for all of your reviews! With... let's see... with only 13 more reviews, I'll reach 100! If you could help me out by reaching that goal, that would be awesome!
ILUVZIM: So glad you're loving it! Of COURSE you can borrow Palps so he can do your homework! That's the entire point of this little dialouge, to MAKE. THEM. SUFFER! As for the lightsaber rhyme, I give all the credit to RavenRulxRF, for she's the one who made it up! Thanks for the review!
RavenRulzRF: Don't choke on your chocolate bar! That's dangerous! Thanks for the ideas, I"ll keep puttin' em in! Thanks for the reviews, too, I really appreciate it. Making a separate story would be a good idea, but then, who would review my story? I think most of my reviewers just like the dialouge. I'll have to think about it, I"m not sure yet.
Angel Sanada: Can't wait either! And you don't have to anymore, cause here's the next chapter!
Chiara Sholuk: Thanks! Making them cook a gourmet meal sounds awesome! Can you imagine them with Martha Stewart or Rachel Ray? It gives me giggles just thinking about it!
Padawan Line Skywalker: Thanks for your comments! When is Elena going to grow? See, that's a slight problem I'm having, I don't know if I should do a sequal to this, and make it so she's older, or just make it one big story. But I don't wanna have 100 plus chapters, so I will probably do a sequel. Hey, maybe I'll make it a trilogy! That's not a bad idea...
phylitr: Hey, you're back! And your idea is a great one! I"ll have to incorporate it into my story, somewhere down the road. It won't screw up the plot, and thanks!
Celtic Cross: HA HA HA HA! That is one of the FUNNIEST ideas I've heard so far! Awesome! Thanks so much for reviewing!
Well, we're back with another Episode of... REVIEWERS TORTURING SITH LORDS! TA DAAA! (Random Gong rings) Anyways. Everyone, I'd like to intro yet another friend, ILUVZIM, or Zim for short.
Zim: Hey guys, glad to be here!
Everyone: Welcome to the club! Glad to have you!
Sith lords: NOT ANOTHER ONE!
Yes, another one. And since you're new to the club, Zim, you'll go first for your list of things.
Zim: Cool! OK, I want you dudes, especially Palps, to do my homework.
Palps: WHY MEE? I was never good at math or science...
MOVING FORWARDS! Raven, you're next!
Raven: Let's see... (Looks at datapad) ...hmm...
Angel: How about we make these guys do yardwork?
Raven: Great idea! Dooku, you have to water the plants WITHOUT using a hose or sprinkler thingy.
Dooku:What'll I use to carry the water?
Tela: A BUCKET, you moron!
(Dooku sighs and goes off to work, while Maul and Palps stare at the piles of homework in front of them)
Celt: Hey, I just figured out that the Sith lords murdered my friends! Watch out, you evil jerks, cause Celtic Cross is out for REVENGE!
(All reviewers cheer and clap wildly, and Celt bows. Sith stare at them sourly)
Celt: (Cont) OK, Sith, first, you're gonna have to fix Anakin's broken speeder, scrub the entire Death Star with a toothbrush, and THEN stand out in the street with nothing but your boxers on, while doing jumping jacks, and chanting "We are stupid idiots! We are stupid idiots!" And while you do that, we're gonna throw garbage at you.
Everyone: Spiffy idea, Celt!
Angel: Yeah, way to go!
All right, let's get back to Elena, shall we? We'll leave the Sith to there next chores...
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Chapter... Oh dear, I don't know. Disclaimer: See some other chapter.
A beeping sound caused Leia to snatch her comlink. "Princess Leia Organa here," she said in an commanding tone of voice.
"Leia? Are you all right?" Bail Organa asked worriedly, "I saw the news only a few seconds ago. Where are you?"
Leia hesitated. "Uh... at Lord Vader's palace," she finally squeaked out, cringing. "He offered to let me stay here until the media dies down, and I kinda.. sorta... agreed. But I have some friends here with me," she added hurriedly.
There was a silence on the other end. "I see," Bail replied, sounding none too happy with the situation. "And who might your friends be?"
"Elena Skywalker, Lord Vader's daughter, Mara Jade, Beyonce Rodan, and Keira Piett," Leia rambled off.
Elena whisked the comlink away from Leia and said, "Don't worry, Your Highness, Leia's gonna be fine here. We're having a big huge girl sleepover, and I promise that we'll keep her away from the news. She could be brought home to your house, but we know that the media is just waiting outside our doors to start interrogating us again. Two reporters have already been restrained for trying to follow us inside."
Bail listened half heartedly from the other line. The voice sounded familiar, and when Leia had mentioned an Elena Skywalker, he knew that Vader had gotten a hold of her. But at least she seemed to be all right, for the moment. Before he could reply, he heard loud breathing from the other end.
"Senator Organa," Vader spoke up, causing Bail to cringe. "I assure you your daughter will be well taken care of here. I will see to it that she has everything that she needs. If you feel any concerns about this, then I would like to know at once."
"Well, if you feel that's the safest thing to do," Bail answered rather weakly. What in the world had he gotten himself into? What if he realizes that Leia is also his daughter? He thought to himself.
Don't worry, he doesn't know, a voice spoke inside his head.
He jumped. What was that?
It's me, Elena. Don't worry, Senator Organa, I know who Leia is, and I know that she's my sister. But I won't tell Dad, at least, right now, because I know you're concerned that he will turn her into a Sith. It's true, I am being trained right now, but not as a Sith. And the Emperor would kill Leia if he knew. He almost had me killed.
Bail held his breath. How do you know that Leia is your sister? He managed to ask.
It's kinda complicated, Elena went on, But there's something you should know. Obi-Wan's dead.
What?
Yeah, I'm sorry. I think he was killed by my father, or maybe it was the stormtroopers, when he was trying to rescue me.
Bail sighed mentally. Thank you for that information, Elena, he said, Take care of yourself and Leia as well. I trust you.
I will, Senator, Elena replied, I won't let you down. The link then ended.
"Senator?" Vader's voice came from the other line. "Are you still there?"
Bail felt rather foolish. "What? Oh, I apologize, Lord Vader, my thoughts drifted for a minute. You were saying?"
"Will this be all right for you?" Vader repeated.
Bail sighed again. "Yes, it will, as long as Leia will be kept safe," he finally assessed.
"Yes, she will be," Vader continued.
"Very well, then, I shall talk to you later," Bail replied, "And I'll have some of Leia's things sent over." He then shut the link off, praying that he had done the right thing.
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The sleepover, as Elena called it, was actually a very good idea. The girls ended up staying in Elena's very large bedroom, and Jenson had extra beds brought in, and the girl's things were brought over as well.
When it was time for dinner, the girls trampled down the stairs to the table, where they ate a wonderful dinner. Vader entered the room and told Elena that he had to leave on a sudden mission, causing her to feel a bit sad, and told Jenson to keep an eye on the girls, which he promised he would.
Piett needed to leave with Vader, and told Keira goodbye. The two left almost immediately.
"Now we can't see a lightsaber duel," Beyonce sighed, somewhat depressed.
"Sure you can," Elena spoke up, "come on." She led the girls to the combat room, where they all stared at the numerous amount of lightsabers.
"You can look, but don't touch," Elena said in amusement. "They're very dangerous; you touch the blade, and your finger comes off."
"But aren't you scared to use them?" Keira questioned.
Elena shook her head. "Nope," she replied nonchalantly. "Guess it comes from being a Force sensitive."
Mara grabbed a lightsaber from the rack and ignited it. It actually turned out to be Mace Windu's lightsaber. "Here, let's see how good you are at this," she said, facing Elena.
Elena grinned. "You're on, hotshot."
The two began to duel intensely, both parrying and blocking very well. Mara, just as experienced with a lightsaber as Elena, was giving the daughter of Vader a run for her money, but Elena was doing very well.
Finally they decided to call a tie, and both drew back, panting.
The girls clapped wildly. "That was awesome!" Beyonce said happily, totally excited about the whole thing.
"Yeah," Leia added, "I wish I could try using one of those."
Elena used the Force to call a lightsaber, Obi-Wan's, as a matter of fact, to her hand, and gave it to Leia. "Here," she said, "Try this."
"But I'm not Force sensitive," Leia insisted, giving the lightsaber back.
If only you knew, Elena thought.
Well, that was that chapter. I hope you liked it! Oops, I forgot to tell you, Luke's going to be in the next chapter, not this one. Sorry for the mistake! I promise he will be in the next one! Ok, back to the Sith lords!
Angel: I wonder if Vader can sense me or hear us?
Chiara: (Looking at datapad) Probably!
Angel: Thanks for the encouragement earlier, I'm glad we're friends.
Chiara: Hey, me too! We're all pals here, in league against the Sith. Hey, btw, are they almost done yet?
(Tela reads datapad) Tela: I wanna read one of the last chores!
Raven: Be my guest!
Chiara: I'll do mine after that.
Tela: Will do. Palps, you have to vaccuum all the floors in the Temple that weren't moppable.
(All the babies wake up again)
Tela: And don't forget about the babies! Chiara, you're up!
Chiara: Ok, finally, you have to cook us all a gourmet meal. But we're gonna have someone to watch you to make sure you don't do anything fishy.
Jar Jar?
(Jar Jar walks up) Jar Jar: Mesa gonna make suresa that theysa don't do anything clumsy... okie-day?
(Everyone stares at me blankly, while I blush) And... uh... someone else, too. Sabe, you can go with him.
Sabe: Sure, love to! (Jar Jar, Sabe, and Sith go off to make meal)
Let's leave them to it, shall we? Hope you liked this episode of REVIEWERS TORTURING SITH LORDS! And the chapter, too.