Thank so much for continuing to read this story... you don't know how happy I am when I get your reviews! Oh, and by the way, if you guys want to read a funny and cute Han/Leia story, with Xizor and Isolder included, try my story called 'Two Princes and a Pirate', I think you'll highly enjoy it.
Jessica-Angel-Skywalker: Hey thanks! I'm glad you like it. Hope you enjoy this chapter as well!
RavenRulzRF: Yep, and thanks for reviewing my other story! I'm so glad you like it. Almost anything with Isoldor, Xizor, Han, and Leia will be an enjoyable read.
Dark Lord Dashi: Why thank you! Hmm... I don't know, I haven't thought about it. I think he might try teaching her later... good idea!
ILUVZIM: I seriously love getting your reviews. Hey, maybe Vader WILL show that Viceroy a lesson! YES! I get a statue on Coruscant! And I think I'll place it right next to the Temple of Fanfiction Writers and Reviewers. I think I'll make you a statue, too!
Adame shmi Skywalker Vader: Thanks for reviewing, as usual! Anakin, or Vader, is pretty mad right now, blowing steam as a matter of fact. Wait to see what happens next!
aznpuffyhair: thank you for the ideas, I'll keep those in mind. But in the next one, hopefully two sequels, things will slow down.. cause I got a lot of ground to cover. This is kinda a prequel to the sequel. Oh sheesh, I'm confusing myself.
Celtic Cross: (narrows eyes) So... it's YOU! Nah, just kidding! OK, I'll let everyone know who you REALLY ARE! Mwa ha ha ha ha! Dude, I'm weird. Hey, thanks for reviewing, as ususal! Sorry that you're sick!
Beautiful Isle Jedi Chick: Hello again! Thanks for reviewing my story! I'm so flattered that you like my story this much, I appreciate it. Thank you!
rebbeca: hey, don't worry, there's a sequel coming out! It is by no means over!
ALL RIGHTIE! Dudes, I'm not sure how long these fun little things are going to be in the sequel, cause we've got a lot of ground to cover with Elena! But let's move on with... REVIEWERS TORURING SITH LORDS! (looks at everyone still doing different things, and goes over to where Angel is discussing her lightsaber with Maul and some other dudes)
Angel: I made this the way I want it. (Shows off her lightsaber then turns it off and looks at Leia and smiles) Hey sis!
Leia: Great to see you!
Angel: That leaves two family members left. Do you know that you have a twin? (points at Luke, who grins and waves) Yeah, I agree with you, Zim. (looks at Isolder, who is whining to Leia) SHUT UP, Isolder! (Isolder shrieks)
Adame:... And that is how you play 'go fish'! Capiche?
Han: Yeah, I think I get the jist of the whole thing! Waddaya say, kid?
Luke: Sounds cool to me! Let's play! And for once it doesn't involve gambling... (glares at Han who opens his mouth) Don't even think about it!
Palps: Become my apprentice, young Skwalker, learn to use the Dark Side... (coughs) of the... (hacks) Force! (sneezes while Luke, Han, Adame, and Celt burst into laughter)
Celt: (wipes a tear from eye) Good times, dude!
(In another corner of the Coolest Reviewers Around Temple) Zim: So I thought that we could put the statue of you here, and put your name here! Jedi X-Man Serena Kenobi. How does that sound?
Sounds fantastic! I think all the reviewers should get one.
Raven: (glares at Xizor, who yelps and runs) That's right, I'd keep running, Xizor! It's a very bad thing when two Jedi come after you...Especially when one of the Jedi has TWO lightsabers!
(On cue, Tela draws out another lightsaber, and Leia picks another one off the floor)
Raven: Now you're REALLY in trouble...
Well, let's see what happens to Elena before we continue our Xizor ordeal. Capiche?
Chapter 30. Already? Disclaimer: I own Star Wars, and I am a Wookie. My best friend is Mon Mothma. (Bursts into hysterical laughter at that statement)
Vader was pacing back and forth anxiously, hoping that Elena was going to be all right. Hoo-pah.. hoo-pah... his respirator hissed. "What if she's not going to be fine? Have I failed her as a father? Why didn't I see this coming?" he fumed angrily.
Piett, who had been watching him for some time, tried to reassure him. "Milord, try not to worry, I'm sure she will be fine, she always manages to pull out in the end," he said comfortingly. He felt rather awkward, since he hadn't exactly been in this position before.
Vader only paced faster. "But I can't help but feeling that it is all my fault," he ranted, "I should not have let her go there by herself, she is much too young for such a large assignment."
"Dude, chill, I'm fine," Elena chuckled, walking into the hall.
Vader whisked around. "Elena! For the last time, I told you to be careful! You have been living with me for only a short amount of time and yet look how much trouble you get into!"
"It's not my fault," Elena retorted, "It's those blasted Neimoidians. How was I supposed to know that they'd plant a bomb into my speeder? I'm not all powerful, Dad!"
Vader stared at her, the words echoing in his brain. "You're not all powerful, Ani..." "Well I should be..." He sighed. "I suppose not," he admitted, "You're only a fourteen year old girl. It was my fault, I should have sent somebody with you."
Before Elena could reply, the door burst open and in came a rather handsome looking man came in, only wearing a tan vest, boots, a utility belt, and pants. His skin was a dark tan, and he had long brown hair that was up in a ponytail. His eyes were a sparkling black, and his demeanor was smooth and collected. "Hey Uncle Dee, the reports you wanted are here," he said, handing a datapad to Vader.
Elena grinned brightly at him, liking him immediately. He noticed her and stared. "And just who might you be?" he questioned, curious.
Vader looked from him to Elena, wondering how his daughter would respond. He already knew that she liked his agent.
"Hi, I'm Elena Skywalker," Elena said cheerfully, sticking out a hand.
"Wrenga Jixton, or Jix," the Corellian agent replied, shaking her hand. "I'm an Imperial agent working for Uncle Dee. Are you some Moff's daughter?"
She shook her head. "Nope, I'm 'Uncle Dee's' daughter," she smirked. "Nice to meet you, Mr. Jixton."
Jix gaped. "Whoa, you're meaning to tell me that you have a daughter?" he said, incredulous, to Vader.
"That's what she just said, Jixton," Vader replied, amused.
Jix nodded. "Yeah, it's just... so strange..." he broke off, staring at Elena in wonderment.
Elena laughed. "Well for crying out loud, I'm not gonna bite you or anything!" she exclaimed. "I'm nothing like my father."
"I beg to differ," Vader retorted dryly. "You are nearly exactly like me in every respect."
She shrugged. "So anyways, how come he lets you call him Uncle Dee?" she asked Jix.
"I don't know," Jix replied, "It's always been like that, I guess. Have you seen the entire ship before?" When she shook her head, he went on, "Well then, since I'm not due for another mission for a least another day, why don't I give you a tour? I'm sure your father won't mind, will he?" he glanced at Vader.
Vader waved them off. "Go on," he answered, "I have some work that needs done."
Jix and Elena went off into the hall, talking about missions and weapons. Vader shook his head and glanced at Piett, who had an amused expression on his face. Vader turned serious and said to him, "Now Captain, it is time we see to those prisoners we have on board."
Piett wiped the expression off of his face and cleared his throat. "Yes, milord," he replied, bowing shortly.
Vader turned and strode towards the detention cells.
When Elena and Jix came to the bridge, Elena whistled. "Wow, this is pre-tty spiffy," she said in awe.
Jix nodded. "Yes, it is," he replied. "Your father's got one real nice cruiser ship, if I do say so myself."
"And do you say so?" Elena grinned, glancing up at him.
He looked down at her. "You're a funny kid," he answered, cracking a small smile. "I wouldn't have expected it from a Sith Lord's daughter."
"Hmph," she snorted. "That's what everyone says. Can't they just see me as someone other than 'Lord Vader's daughter'? Why can't I just be 'Elena Skywalker', without the Vader part in it?"
Jix shrugged. "Well, your father is the second most influential person in the galaxy, so it might look better if you showed your relation to him," he replied.
Elena said nothing, but pursed her lips together in concentration. She would have to talk that little situation over with her brother.
As Jix showed her the aspects of the bridge, Grand Moff Tarkin came walking up. "This bridge is not for children," he stated coldly.
Jix glared at him. "And you'd better watch your tone, Tarkin," he snapped, "This is not just an ordinary child. This is Elena Skywalker, daughter of Lord Vader himself. She is allowed to be on this ship, after all, it is her father's."
Elena stared at Tarkin, thinking how sharp, cold, and cruel he appeared. But then of course... Dad's not the friendliest person to look at either, she admitted to herself.
"And," Jix continued, "She has just recovered from an attempt on her life, so cut her some slack."
Tarkin glared at them before walking away.
"Strange man," Elena commented.
Meanwhile, Vader had nearly finished 'interrogating' the prisoners. "No one tries to murder my daughter and escapes," he thundered, holding a Neimoidian in his death grip. The alien tried to say something, but couldn't; his head rolled to one side, eyes empty. Vader threw him against the wall and stormed out of the cell. He was still a Sith lord, and no one would forget it.
Vader was particularly angry that the Viceroy had managed to escape the planet before he could find him. But he did not doubt that he would find the Viceroy in a short amount of time, and then Gunray would get what he deserved.
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Elena and Vader made it back to Coruscant, where she sighed in relief, happy to finally be home. "Ahh... home at last," she sighed as they exited the shuttle.
"You did well for your first time," Vader remarked as they strode through the hangar bay.
She grinned. "Thanks, but I wish I could have used some of my powers," she replied.
"You know why you cannot do that," Vader answered sternly, glancing down at her.
She shrugged. "Yeah, I know. But that doesn't mean I can't use them against you in a duel."
Vader didn't say anything for a minute. "Is that a challenge?" he questioned.
"Well... what if it were?" she replied, looking up at him.
Vader turned back. "Then I accept," he said, putting his hands on his belt. He felt a small smile coming on behind his mask.
"You're on!"
Well, that chapter was a little bit longer, I think. Hope you liked it!
Now getting to our friends...
Xizor: AH! (runs into Isolder)
Isolder: YOU IDIOT! WHY I OUGHTA - AH! ( Isolder and Xizor run into Maul )
Maul: What are you - AH! ( Isolder, Xizor, and Maul run into Dooku )
Luke: (coming over with Han, Adame, and Celt) That looks like fun.
Tela: It is.
Leia: Utter truth.
Luke and Han: Count us in!
Dooku: You bumbling fools! I - AH! ( Isolder, Xizor, Maul, and Dooku run into Palps, who is still fighting an oncoming cold)
Palps: What ACHHOO! Are you COUGH! Running from? HACK! AH! (Sees lightsaber brandishing people running towards them at full speed)
Celt: That looks like fun.
Adame: Let's join them.
(All reviewers grab lighsabers and proceed to chase the villans around the Reviewer Temple)
Well, that was fun.. but it's not over yet! Please review, and thanks!