Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own any Naruto characters.

Summary: Warning: SasuNaru, possible KakaIru. Contains mature scenes and language. YAOI, and maybe beyond? Naruto is hitting on Sasuke! What happens when Sasuke and Naruto get "together"? Let me tell you, it can be pretty this time!

I'd like to dedicate this extra story to my two friends, Kriss and Sarah. Without them, this would all be crap. Because, you see… They helped my evolve my ideas for this short story. So, thanks to you two! Keep up the insaneness! Why am I writing this pointless short story? Because, I feel as though I must entertain you all, while I finish writing the next chapter or two. I have writer's block, and I can't decide what should happen next in the story! But, don't worry. I'll figure something out eventually, right? Right!

Extra #1 – Vibration Equals Wisdom.

Is that, Sasuke? Naruto thought. Yeah, it is!

Uchiha Sasuke leaned against a heater, humming softly to himself. He didn't even hear Naruto walk up.

"I got a lovely bunch of coconuts," The dark haired boy sung softly, "They're all standing in a row. Big ones, fat ones-"

"I like those too." Naruto chimed in.

Sasuke looked up, startled. But his expression softened once he realized whom it was.

"The heater is vibrating." He stated to Naruto, "It's a wonderful thing, is it not?"

"I…" The blonde trailed off. Had Sasuke drunk a bottle of vodka? Maybe hit his head a little too hard?

"See." Sasuke sighed, happily. "The vibration sensation is pleasant. Come and see for yourself."

"N- No thanks." The blonde stuttered. "I'll pass."

"No." The dark haired boy insisted. " Come and see, please."

He grabbed Naruto and pushed him against the heater. Sasuke was right, it did vibrate… But, it was kind of odd standing next to his friend and feeling the heater vibrate against your behind. Kind of odd? More like, absolutely wrong!

"Okay, Sasuke." Naruto said, walking away from the heater. "I believe that it vibrates now."

"Good, good." The dark haired boy giggled. "Naruto, you're blushing!"

The blonde felt his face burn with embarrassment. Sasuke was… flirting with him? It wasn't possible, he convinced himself.

"Oh, Naruto." Sasuke giggled again, but a little louder. "I got a lovely bunch of coconuts. They're all standing in a row. Big ones, fat ones… Naruto? You look pretty today."

"What?" The blonde gasped. "I-I- Sasuke. I'm leaving…"

"Oh, okay." Sasuke looked dazed. "I'll see you tomorrow then, huh?"

Naruto nodded silently.

Sasuke made some kind of sound from his throat and found it amusing. He burst out giggling.

"Buh bye honey." He said to Naruto, waving. "I like honey, don't you? Especially when it's used for multi-purposes. Like during an intercourse!"

The dark haired boy thought what he said was funny, and started to giggle again. Naruto sighed… He could tell this might take a while.

What do you think? I'll probably add more insane extras later. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!