Chapter el numero 2! I'll keep continuing if you guys want to, thanks for the input for everyone who reviewed, I'll get better:D
Again, all characters except for Kira Vortex are owned by Disney Channel. JUST MAKING SURE YOUR CLEAR WITH THAT
The Diffy family sat down on their couch across from Kira, who sat down comfortably on a chair. Phil and Keely stood behind the couch, staring at the strange girl.
"So...who are you exactly?" Lloyd Diffy asked.
"Kira Vortex...you know, the president's daughter!" Kira said laughing.
"President Bush has another daughter?" Keely asked utterly confused. Everyone stared at her for a second before Phil spoke up.
"No, the President of 2121 Keel." He said. Keely nodded, still not able to take all of it in.
"So does that mean we are going back home! Sweet Christmas! Im gonna pack my bags!" Pim exclaimed. "Its about time we got away from this century of knuckle-draggers, no offense Blondie." She said motioning to Keely. Keely shrugged.
"Wow, we're really going home...this is fantastic!" Barbara said happily.
"No more hiding any secrets!" Lloyd exclaimed.
"No more pretending!" Phil smiled.
"No more primitive-nerd bomb-'I-dont-appriciate-criminal-mastermind' kids! I get to be with my own kind!" Pim put in.
"No more cooking from scratch!" Barbara laughed.
"No more me." Keely said quietly.
"Oh...wait a minute...you thought...did I say...I meant...whoopsie!" Kira said. The Diffys stared at her. "Ha ha, sorry about that folks, but we're not going back to 2121, not anytime soon at least!" Kira said laughing.
"What! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Pim shrieked and stood up, ready to pounce on Kira. Her mother pulled her back down.
"But you said..." Lloyd trailed off.
"Yeah, I know, sorry, I jump to conclusions alot. See, we have a bit of a problem...Well, let me start from the beginning. In 2121, Daddy and his little group of 'important' people were discussing your disapearence and stuff...The last we had heard was that the Diffy family had taken a little time-traveling vacation, and never came back. It was all over the news. Anyway, Daddy, being President and all, decided that he would go back and personally look for you guys. Well I wanted to go too, you know, stop by the 1970s and see a real life Hippy, not like in our history books...They arn't all their cracked up to be by the by. So while in the 70s, Daddy was starting up the time machine to go to 2005, where you were supposedly last seen on the radars. I was on board first, and Daddy was still boarding and told me to start it up. But then some crazy hippy who had happend to follow us grabbed onto Daddy's arm and pulled him back, saying that "he must help fight the man" or something like that. You know how the 70s are. Anyways, Daddy was pulled behind and the Time Machine started without him. So basically I was blasted into 2005 without him, and the time machine stopped over in some field near this town, and I walked all the way over here where I was attacked by this little furry creature...and then I found you. What luck huh?" Kira said almost without taking a breath. She seemed very good at that.
"Well that all makes sense but...why can't we just get in your time machine and go back to 2121?" Lloyd asked.
"Oh yeah!" Kira laughed again,"Well you see, there is like some weird Time Hole going on, it stops time travel from 2005 and on you know...so basically we cant! Plus, the time machine crashed when I landed here, Time Holes really take a beating on your modern day equiptment!"
"That explains a lot." Barbara said.
"So we're stuck here then?" Phil asked. Kira nodded, aparently oblivious to the situation.
"Great!" Keely exclaimed, but then stopped,"Oh...I guess its not THAT great..."
"So to conclude this happy story, Im stuck here too, with you guys! Isn't that splendid! Now I get to see how the primitives act! Maybe I'll even catch a real life cold!" Kira said clapping her hands.
"Listen, stupid, this ISNT a good thing." Pim said. Kira ignored her.
"Where pink hair girl stay?" Curtis asked, popping up from behind a house plant, as he often did.
"With us I guess..." Barbara said,"You can sleep in Pim's room, if thats ok with you Kira."
"NOOOOOOOO!" Pim yelled again.
"Cut the drama Pim." Phil said.
"Well, at least your not leaving!" Keely said brightly.
" Before Miss Vortex stays here with us, we need to get her looking like a regular 2005 human...Phil, wheres the wizard?" Lloyd asked. Keely and Phil looked at eachother.
"Um, Mr. Diffy...what does this "wizard" look like? Is he old and have a really long beard? Or perhaps a pointy hat...?"Keely asked, buying them some time. Lloyd looked confused for a minute.
"See dad, the wizard is kinda...broken." Phil said.
"Well, I'll fix it!" Lloyd exclaimed and Barbara rolled her eyes,"You guys show Kira where Pim's room is, make her feel at home."
"Oh don't worry, she'll feel right at home, especially if shes going to share my room. She'll get to know everything about my criminal mastermind...Heh heh heh heh!" Pim said rubbing her hands together.
"Whats that Pim?" Barbara asked and everyone stared at her.
"I said...OK Mommy dearest!" Pim said batting her eyelashes, then turned away from them. "This will be fun."She said laughing.
"Excuse me?" Lloyd asked.
"Oh um I said...nothing..." Pim said.
"I thought you said 'this will be fun'", Phil said raising his eyebrows.
"I did...as in, 'it will be so fun sharing a room with Kira, like having my own big sister!" Pim said as sweetly as she could without throwing up. Then she started to walk away, shaking her head.