Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist is not mine. (That was so stupid, but I'm running out of disclaimers!)

Konnichiwa! Sorry this chapter took so long, but I was depressed, and that sent me into a muse. But now I'm not depressed anymore, and I'm back to my lively, egotistic self. So, this is Chapter 7. Oh, before I forget…

HA HA HA!

I tricked you!

I bet you all thought this was going to actually be a "dirty chapter". I guess I can't blame you. Everyone knows how much of a pervert I am. But this story will not include things like that. Maybe a kiss at the end, or something like that. I said maybe! But then the story would be totally Mary-Sue.

As for that, correct me if I'm wrong (flames included), but I thought a Mary-Sue when you actually made yourself a real character that's part of the series. Cause that's not what I'm doing. I just got transported to the FMA world. But like I said, correct me if that's wrong.

Enjoy the chapter, and please feel free to gasp aloud at the end, right before reviewing!

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Chapter 7

The Dirty Chapter

The heat from my face rose to an extreme level as I stared at the amazingly sexy blonde on top of me.

Wow, that sounded bad.

"Ed, what's going on?" I dared to ask him.

"Well, uh… I think I landed on you… like this."

I could see that.

"Um… you wanna get off me now?"

Did I say that?

"Sure," Ed said, blushing just as much as I was.

"Well, that was… something different."

What did Ed mean by that?

"Do you…" Ed started, clearing his throat. "Do you… still want to learn alchemy?"

"Yeah."

Damn silence again.

I stood up, motioning for Ed to follow suit. I was thinking that Al really should help Ed teach me, because there was no way I could spend time alone with him now. No way, no how. Not after that. I knew that I might try something crazy. Either that or my face would burn off. That would be painful.

"Let's go find Al," I said. "I think I could learn better if both of you taught me."

"Well, okay," Ed replied, and maybe it was my hopeful imagination, but I thought I heard a tone of resentment in his voice.

Ed opened the door, and, you guessed it-

CRASH.

Only this time, he ran into Al.

"Al!" I cried. "Why were you standing at the door like that?"

"I… I wasn't," the metal suit stammered. "I just… I was about to open the door, and then Brother-"

"Yeah, yeah, I get it." Ed said, now looking seriously pissed off that him and floors were such good friends. He stood up (again), and shut the door behind Al.

"Rachel thinks we should both teach her alchemy."

"Really?"

"Yeah," I told Al. "I could learn more that way. It would be faster, too."

"Well, ok…"

"But Ed," I interrupted. "Can I see what you can do with your automail first? And I want to see you do alchemy without a circle. Just clap your hands."

The blonde stared blankly at me.

"HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS STUFF!"

"Well," I faltered. "I told you that I was a big fan of yours."

"I guess that makes sense." Ed said, still sounding weirded out. "But here…"

He clapped his hands together, both flesh and automail, and placed his hand on his metallic arm. There was a flash of pretty blue light (I like the color blue, what can I say?), and instantly, it had a sharp pointed blade. Wow, this was so much cooler than just watching him do it on the show.

"See, there? What do you think?"

"It's amazing," I responded, reaching out to touch it. But then, as my luck would have it, I stumbled on the rug. Which caused my side to graze Ed's automail. And it hurt, too.

"Are you okay?" Ed and Al said simultaneously.

"I think so…"

"Here, let me help."

Ed bent down to lift up the corner of my shirt. I had no time to blush, because I heard his gasp of shock. Then I realized why.

His automail had hit the worst spot possible.

The location of my oruborus.

T.B.C…

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Well, I can't say too much without spoiling the surprise.

If I were you guys, I'd hate me for this, but I'm going to make you wait.

Reviews will give you fast answers!

That's just my complicated way of saying that if you guys review, then I will post Chapter 8 extra fast.

So get to it!