Title: Konoha Garden
Chapters: 3? (hope to make it short…but looks like it's not happening)
Rated: NC-17/R
Pairing: SasuNaru, and others
Summary: AU, Yaoi, Naruto is 18, so everyone else is aged correspondingly.
Naruto lives in a brothel run by his aunt, Tsunade. He is talked into cross-dressing as a girl to serve a group of royal nobles one night, and all goes horribly wrong when his identity is found out by none other than Sasuke.
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, just want to write out my SasuNaru fantasy…or smut.
A/N: This chapter has some limey scenes, but I don't think they're explicit enough to warrant a deletion. Well, we'll find out after ffnet decides to ban me I guess.


Neji stood nervously in the room that belonged to the girl called Tenten. It was a simple yet elegantly furnished room, and Neji found it quite to his liking.
He had chosen her since the only other choice was the annoying Ino that kept flirting with everyone, and he was pretty sure that he wasn't prepared to handle such a lusty blonde.
Nevertheless, she had bowed to him respectfully, and lead him back to her room. She then excused herself, saying that she will be back with some sake. Thus, here he was, standing in the middle of the room, unsure of what fate had in store for him
Neji sat down by the table slowly, and took his time to examine the contents in the room. There seemed to be a whole lot of make up laid out on her dressing table, and an assortment of blonde wigs.

'Blonde wigs? What does she need them for?'

His eyes continued to roam the room, and his eyes met with a painting on the wall. The painting showed entwined dragons, a green one and a red one. Something looked familiar about the painting. Neji felt as though he had seen it before.

'Something I've seen before?'

That reminded him, the girl that Kiba had chosen was definitely a Hyuuga member in some way. But why she was working in a brothel puzzled him no end. All Hyuuga family members that he knew of were living luxuriously as nobles, even the lesser ones, but not a brothel. He decided that was something he should investigate once he got home.

There was a soft knock on the door, and it slid open. Tenten entered with a tray-full of sake bottles, and some towels draped over her arms.

Tenten smiled at the stiff looking man sitting by the table and brightened with an idea.

"Neji-sama, would you like a massage?"


Shikamaru was dozing off when Ino re-entered her room with a tray of sake. He had ended up with her since she was the only one left, much to her annoyance. It seemed she was confident to be chosen first, if not second, but certainly not last. But the irritation only flashed on her face momentarily before she launched her charm on Shikamaru in full force, acting as if she was indeed the first to be chosen.

Ino sidled up to the sleepy form of her client on her bed, seductively straddling him and leaned down to examine his face.
He wasn't bad looking, in fact he was handsome in a very laid back way. What irritated and intrigued her most about this man, were his eyebrows. They were fine on their own, but with him, one of them would always be raised, as if in question, or they would be bunched up. Whether it was truly a puzzled look, or sarcasm, Ino couldn't figure out.

Shikamaru partially opened his eyes and peered at her with an absolutely straight face.

"Nobody wanted you."

Ino was caught off guard by this comment. Furthermore, the man seemed to have said it with complete seriousness. A vein started pulsating on Ino's forehead, but she chose to ignore the anger.

Forcing a sweet voice, Ino smiled at Shikamaru, "Shikamaru-sama, they just didn't know how to choose, but I will prove to you that your choice is the right one."

Ino shifted, and lightly ran her fingertips over his neck and into his yukata. Shikamaru caught her hand before it could go further down.

"No, I didn't choose you, you were the only one left. In other words, I had no choice." He stated obviously.

'Shit, why the fuck are you being so difficult? Why can't you just make my fucking job easier!'

Ino once again ignored her growing annoyance that had started when she wasn't picked first that night.

"Well then this is your lucky day, my Lord. I am the most popular of the four flowers." Ino replied, shaking her hand free and continuing her path down his chest. She reached his nipple and gently stroked the wakening nub. She smiled satisfactorily at his slight shiver.
Shikamaru once again stopped her hand, this time holding it within his own, and looked at her questioningly.

"Why do you try so hard?"

By now, Ino was breathing fire. And in a tightly controlled voice, she told him why.

"Why? Because I want to make my customers happy! Because if they're happy, they'll come back for me! And if they like me, they might even buy me! Do you think I'm happy working as a prostitute, sleeping with a different man every night? I HATE this life!"

His innocent question had unknowingly struck a sensitive chord in her soul. Being the strongest on the outside, Ino was extremely sensitive inside and hid it well, but she bit down on her lips and kept on walking, ever the leader, giving hope to others.
Ino rolled off the now surprised man, and sat up by the edge of her bed with her back to him, trying her best to keep her tears at bay, but a stubborn few escaped down her cheeks.

Seemingly satisfied with her answer, Shikamaru smiled slightly, and closed his eyes again.

"Come back to bed." He said, and yawned sluggishly.

"I'm not tired." Came the sulky reply.

'So troublesome.' The lazy genius huffed a big sigh.

Shifting sounds were heard behind her as Ino continued to hold down her tears. Suddenly an warm arm circled around her neck, and a chin rested on her shoulder. Surprised, Ino turned her head to the side, only to be met with a pair of honey brown eyes, and a soft voice.

"Then, I'll have to make you tired."


"A..Ano…Hinata-san…"

"Hai?"

Kiba paused and turned into a even darker shade of red when Hinata looked up at him with large innocent eyes.
They were sitting on her bed, side by side, facing each other. They were talking, correction, Kiba was talking animatedly about his dog named Akamaru, and how her puppy eyes rivaled even Akamaru's cute ones. But once they sat on the bed, Kiba had suddenly gotten quiet, and every word he spoke stumbled over each other.

"Ano….Hinata-san, can I….kiss you?"

Hinata blushed and looked down, nodding slightly. She looked back up and closed her eyes, moving her head forward a little, waiting for Kiba to claim her lips. Kiba gulped audibly at the adorable sight before him, he reached out to place his hands on her shoulders, and slowly moved his face closer. Pausing to close his own eyes, and then shyly pressing his lips onto the soft moist ones in front of him.
The sensation was sweet and chaste, and Kiba started moving his lips against the other, trying to seek more of the wonderful delirium that she was invoking inside him. Realising that he was running out of breath, he opened his mouth to breath, only to feel Hinata responding, also opening hers. Kiba's heart rate doubled, and he slowly slid his tongue into her mouth, tasting her.

Kiba knew, that he had fallen in love. It was his first time, first woman, and first kiss. He had never been in love before, so he shouldn't be so sure. But he knew, she was the one for him.


Sakura poked the sleeping form of the man in a green yukata, half sprawled across the table.

'Good, he's out cold.' And she giggled to herself.

She almost felt sorry for him, but he deserved it for thinking that he was good enough for her. He even robbed her of her chance to spend it with Sasuke, the raven haired god that stole her breath.
Lee was in fact, nothing but sweet and endearing to Sakura. They had entered their rooms, and immediately the girl's previous demure mask seemed to fall off, and she ordered him to bring her some sake from the kitchen.
After a lot of wandering around and help from Shizune, he returned with two trays of alcohol, determined to show his love that he could fulfill her request and even double it.
Of course, being the deviant she is, Sakura told him that if he loved her, he would drink all the sake he bought, to which he immediately complied, resulting in his current condition. Unconscious.

Sakura smirked evilly, and got up from the table, straightening her kimono and checking her make up before she left the room. She was going to find out who Sasuke had chosen, and maybe offer to take their place. She smiled happily at the idea, and headed for Tenten's room first.

'He seems like the type that would choose Tenten, for sure.'

Once she was outside, she wetted her index finger with her lips, and poked through the paper on the door, creating a small hole, and peeked in.

What she saw surprised her a little. Tenten was not with Sasuke, instead she was with the other good looking man called Neji. He would've been her second choice after Sasuke. However, it wasn't the fact that it was Neji with Tenten that surprised her, but the fact that she was straddling his back, gently massaging his shoulders with her oiled hands. Sakura had seen someone doing this before, and that was Naruto.
The brothel owner, Tsunade was an expert at the art of massage, and she had trained Naruto ever since he could muster enough strength in his hands. That now resulted in Naruto being the second best masseuse in Konoha Garden, and from time to time, he would teach some of the girls how to use massage techniques to relax their clients. Tenten was one of them. Tsunade was still the number one however, due to her amazing arm strength, her massages were painful, but the aftermath was heavenly, and many clients still seek her services because of this.

'Next, would be Ino.'

Sakura walked down the hall, and stood outside Ino's room. Coming from inside, was harsh breathing, and small moans that belonged to the blonde.

'Oh my god, it better not be Sasuke, or I'll kill her.'

She once again made a small hole on the door, and looked in with a dangerously glare. Her cheeks immediately reddened, at the heated love making taking place. The man was Shikamaru, and he was kneeling on the bed, while Ino straddled him, and they kissed and moaned passionately as they made love. Sakura caught a sudden look on Ino's face, one that she had never seen before. Happiness.

Shikamaru pushed Ino down onto the futon, and placed one hand to right of her head, while holding her leg with other, thrusting in rapidly as they both worked towards their climax. Ino suddenly screamed, wrapping her legs around his waist as she reach her peak and shuddered, her back arching off the bed, while Shikamaru continued to thrust into her hot cavern. He stopped and leaned down, whispering something into her ears, and kissed her passionately. He pulled himself out, yet to reach his own peak, and started his seduction all over again.

Sakura stepped away from the door, with crimson cheeks. A little shaken and aroused by the love making she had just witnessed. When she had seen the man earlier in the room, he had looked like a spineless flop that didn't have energy for anything. But, obviously he hid it well.

'He sure has stamina in bed.'

Now with Tenten, and Ino ruled out, there only person left was Naruto. What puzzled Sakura about this was that she had never expected Sasuke to choose the boy. Naruto had seemed like the complete opposite of the said boy, and not only that, Naruto was male, no matter how beautiful he looked in women's clothing, he should not have exuded the feminine quality that only females should have.

'Why would Sasuke choose Naruto?'

Puzzled and curious, Sakura made her way down the hall to the hidden corner where Naruto's room was located. But before she reached it, the sound of something breaking came down the hallway, and suddenly a drunken Rock Lee burst out of Sakura's room, sauntering towards the balcony.
'Shit!'

Sakura sprinted over and grabbed the man before he toppled off the balcony, then dragged him back into her room.

'Well, I'm sure Sasuke-sama will be safe with Naruto.' Sakura thought, as she forced more alcohol down Lee's throat.


Sasuke sat on the red futon brooding as the blond called Naruto remained kneeling near the door at a safe distance. On either side of him were two trays filled with as many sake bottles as it could carry.
Sasuke decided that maybe he had taken his joke a little too far. He admitted that was a amusing to see the bratty blond's face when Sasuke had chosen him. Naruto's eyes had bulged almost jumping from its sockets, and his mouth was opened in wide rectangular shape ready to scream when the girl next to him clamped her hands over his mouth and smiled sweetly back at Sasuke.
What happened afterwards was even more entertaining as Naruto tripped a total of 7 times on the way to his room, a sign that the blond did not wear kimonos often. But the joke ended there, once in the room, Naruto had promptly left without a word, leaving Sasuke to stare at the tastelessly decorated room. It seemed whoever that decorated this room had only one thing in mind. Sex.


Once Naruto had closed the door to his room and a smirking bastard, he hitched his dress up and ran for his life.

'Shizune-neesan, where are you? What am I supposed to do now?'

As if on cue, Naruto spotted the assistant manager dashed through the body of male and females. Many heads turned to stare at the blonde girl they had never seen before. Once he got to Shizune, he tugged her sleeve frantically, and pointed to the back of the room with a desperate look. Seeing Naruto's expression, Shizune excused herself politely and lead him to the back where Tsunade's booth was located.

Upon arriving, Naruto almost fainted at the sight of his aunt, naked as day with an equally bare pervert cuddling her breasts like pillows. Naruto yanked Shizune away from the booth and into the kitchen where the sake was kept.

"What…who…AH?" Naruto spluttered, trying to process and erase what he had just seen.

Shizune only nodded knowingly, and sighed. "That's why I needed you to fill in, if Tsunade was available to manage the place, I'd be the one taking customers instead. Who are you serving tonight?"

"His name is Uchiha."

"The Uchiha!" Shizune almost shouted, looks of worry flitted through her face.

"You sound like you know him." Naruto stated slowly, a little afraid from the expression Shizune showed.

"I know of him, he's the head of his clan, with a total member of 1, himself. He has a an older brother, but has been exiled. He has quite a sad story, maybe even more tragic than yours."

Naruto screwed his eyebrows up thoughtfully, perhaps the bastard did have a reason to be a bastard after all. He looked at Shizune questioningly, ready to hear the rest of the story, but she simply shook her head, indicating the end of the topic.

"Anyway, what are you doing out here? Aren't you supposed to be getting him drunk?"

"Well, I came down to get some sake, but you know, he keeps looking at me funny. His lips twitches every time I move, it's really creeping me out!"

"It twitches?" Shizune asked incredulously.

"Yeah, like he wants to laugh or something. He better not be laughing at me." Naruto growled at that thought.

Shizune was definitely surprised to hear this. Rumour has it, that the Uchiha heir was handsome, but cold, and many eligible women have pitted their iron wills against the ice prince, only to be ignored and broken down. Hearing that their own little beacon of sunlight was getting a reaction out of the ice prince was surely an accomplishment. But one thing bothered Shizune.

"Naruto, how did you end up serving him?"

"He picked me."

Shizune paused, "He picked you? How?"

Puzzled at the questions, Naruto answered nevertherless. "Well, the guys all pick a paper, and Sasuke got to choose third, and he picked me."

"He picked you, YOU instead of who?"

"Tenten, and Ino."

A theory was taking shape in Shizune's mind as thoughts ran through her head.

Shizune looked at Naruto now with extremely worried eyes. "Naruto, maybe you should put some of this into the sake, just in case," she turned around and opened the cupboard, revealing shelves of paper packets. She pulled out a tiny packet that was stacked up at the very top corner, and grabbed a bottle of sake, before emptying the contents of the drug into the bottle, and giving a twirl. She handed the bottle to Naruto and looked at him gravely.

"I'm not entirely sure, but the Uchiha may actually take an interest in you tonight, and if he tries anything, make sure he drinks from that bottle, and he will sleep like a baby."

"But he's a noble, don't nobles get trained vigorously in both mind and body to protect themselves? I don't think he'll fall for some sleep powder."

"It's ok, this isn't just some sleep powder, the Uchiha would not fall for such a common drug, he should be trained well. But this, Tsunade created this herself, it's called Dream powder. It has no taste, or smell, it is virtually undetectable, and only a small pint will suffice. He may not sleep immediately, and may become quite talkative and relaxed, but the drowsiness should kick in soon after."

Naruto nodded in understanding and started filling his trays with sake, and solemnly walked towards the biggest ordeal in his life.

"Oh, and Naruto, remember to remove his clothes, and then you're done." Shizune smiled encouragingly, hiding the tremendous anxiety that she was feeling, "we got to make him think he got some, at least."


'Why is he looking so nervous?' Sasuke thought as he stared at Naruto, still sitting by the door. 'Did he do something to the drinks?' Sasuke smirked, 'Not that it'll work on me, even if he did.'

Naruto picked up a tray and slid closer to the futon. Placing the tray beside the bed, Naruto carefully poured some sake in a cup and held it out to Sasuke, bowing his head to hide his slight sweat forming on his forehead.

Sasuke looked at the cup, and back at Naruto.

'Shit, shit, he's not taking it. What do I do? THINK! What would you do?'

Naruto did something unexpected. Something that make perfect sense to himself, but would seen completely random to other people. He drank it himself.
He gulped the sake in one go and glared back at the raven haired boy, silently issuing a challenge. Sasuke, being the competitive person he is, accepted the challenge by grabbing the bottle off the tray, and sniffed it out of habit. Satisfied that the drink was drug-free, he knocked back the entire bottle and smirked back at Naruto.

"Well?"

'Teme!' Naruto silently cursed. And grabbed another bottle off the tray, and hesitated before lifting the bottle to his lips. He had never drank so much alcohol in his life, but for the sake of his honour, he will have to pull through. Naruto swallowed the stinging liquid, but suddenly choked, the sake was too much.

Sasuke's smirk got even wider, and downed two bottles. "You drink like a girl."

Naruto seethed at the insult, not realizing that there was deeper implication to Sasuke's comment, he lunged at the grinning boy, with the intent to break some bones.

Sasuke grabbed Naruto's hands and flopping down onto the bed from the weight of the said boy.

"You're a boy aren't you? I saw you in the hallway."

Naruto stopped his blind attack of rage at that, and stared at Sasuke in shock.

'He knew….he knew all along.'

Still leaning over Sasuke, Naruto struggled even harder trying to get his hands free from the strong ones that were gripping his own so tightly.

"If you knew, then why did you pick me! Teme! I'll kill you, you bastard!"

Sasuke held Naruto in place effortlessly as the blond continued to struggle.

'Yeah, why did I choose you anyway.'

"Dobe."

Sasuke pulled the struggling boy down and kissed him harshly, stilling the blond, he released his hands, causing the boy above to lose his balance and slid his arms around the blond's waist, hugging him closer, as he continued to assault the slightly dry but soft lips above his.

Naruto stiffened at the new sensation that was chorusing down his spine. A pair of moist and warm lips was being pressed into his own with force, and his mind fought to register what was happening.

'He's…kissing me.'

Naruto's eyes widened and he opened his mouth to protest, only to realize that it was already pressed against Sasuke's, and before he could push himself away, a warm tongue invaded his mouth.

The tongue slowly explored his insides as it licked his gums, slowly caressing and moving along his teeth, and then coming in contact with his own. It shyly rubbed against his own tongue, sending a shock to the pit of his stomach. Naruto unconsciously responded by rubbing back, and they shared an intricate dance within each other, fighting for domination.

Sasuke seemed to be losing out as and Naruto managed to push his tongue into Sasuke's mouth, claiming his territory.

Naruto pulled back from the pliable mouth and stared down triumphly at the face before him, only to find the boy asleep.

His face was serene and heart wrenchingly beautiful without his constant scrawl. From the pale skin against the black locks, the elegant brows down to the delicate nose, and his moist lips which were still slightly apart, Naruto felt his face heat up, and his heart beat faster, sending signals between his legs.

He leaned down to place light kisses over the boy's eyes, trailing down to the nose, and finally to the inviting lips. He suddenly stopped.

'What the hell am I doing!'

Naruto tried to push himself up, only to find a pair of arms locked around his waist stubbornly. He fought against the offending arms without success, and finally gave up, slumping forward over the sleeping boy.

'Great, what now?'

Then he remembered Shizune's instructions about taking his clothes off, but that seemed a little difficult at the moment. Naruto looked down at the navy blue yukata the Uchiha was wearing, and reached down to pull the belt open, and undressed him as much as possible. What resulted was a half naked Sasuke and a very aroused Naruto, whose erection got harder during the process.

'Oh god, what now…'

The hardness between his legs was throbbing painfully, and the position he was in did not help reduce it. He tried again, to free himself, but only managed to loosen Sasuke's arms a little, but it was enough. Enough to get onto his knees, which he did, effectively straddling the slumbering boy. But he realized that it was all that he could do, the arms continued to hold him in place.

Naruto was now very aware of his little problem. 'I can't do it here, not with him watching me.'

Naruto mentally fought with himself, but finally decided to take care of his little problem. He positioned his legs on either side of the still body, and lifted his body up as much as the arms allowed. He loosened his obi, and reached down to hold his manhood. The sweet sensation washed over him as he began to stroke slowly with his eyes closed. It was too embarrassing to face the raven haired boy while he jerked off.

But Naruto was curious, and he peeked at the half naked Sasuke below him, and his breath hitched. The creamy expanse of pale flesh, and the graceful arch of the neck caused his erection to throb harder, and his hands quickened.

"A..Ahh!" Naruto came with a soft moan, spilling his seed over Sasuke's pale thighs, and collapsed over the said boy.

'Shit, I made a mess.' But before he could do anymore, a sudden wave of sleepiness claimed his mind, 'must be the drug', he thought before sleep finally took over.


'Where is Naruto? He should be down by now.' Shizune made her way to Naruto's room worriedly, and knocked. Receiving no response, she opened the door slightly, only to get a nosebleed at the sight in front of her.

'Tsunade is going to kill me.'


TBC

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Glossary: (I might miss some things, if people feel that I need to add it into the glossary, please tell me. And if I get it wrong, please correct me)

sama : addressing a master
-san: polite way of addressing someone else
-chan: a close and informal way of addressing someone
-baba: rude way of saying grandma
teme: bastard!
Ano sa: you know