Title: Konoha Garden
Chapters: 4? (hope to make it short…but looks like it's not happening)
Rated: NC-17/R
Pairing: SasuNaru, and others
Summary: AU, Yaoi, Naruto is 18, so everyone else is aged correspondingly.
Naruto lives in a brothel run by his aunt, Tsunade. He is talked into cross-dressing as a girl to serve a group of royal nobles one night, and all goes horribly wrong when his identity is found out by none other than Sasuke.
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, just want to write out my SasuNaru fantasy and some smut.

A/N: This chapter was not edited.


Sasuke sluggishly became aware of the comfortable weight on his chest, and warm breath blowing rhythmically on his neck. Still groggy from sleep, he savoured the warm presence that he held onto, and tightened his grasp while burying his face in the mass of soft blond fur.

'When did I get such a nice pillow?' Sasuke wondered briefly.

He cranked open his eyes and stared at the blond fur he was nuzzling. Then his pillow shifted and moaned before its breathing settled down again.

Sasuke was now entirely motionless and breathless as he realized what exactly he was holding onto. Slowly, he let go of its waist, and rolled it over onto its back, then got up instantly, only to wince at his protesting muscles. He stood there staring at the thing he had just pushed off, Naruto.

Waiting for the numbness to subside, Sasuke examined the blond boy that was currently sleeping peacefully on the futon.

Naruto's kimono draped loosely over his body. Fair shoulders and a pair of toned legs were barely covered, and his wig had fallen off to the side of the bed during the night.
The soft hue of sunlight permeate the room through the transparent curtains, and lightened the room, giving it a rosy glow. Sasuke's breath caught as he took in the beautiful view.

He massaged his arms a little, kneading the deadened muscle, and moved down to do the same with his legs. Coming up to his thighs, Sasuke found some dried crusted…

'…semen…'

Panic gripped his heart as he looked frantically between the sleeping form of Naruto and his thighs.

'My ass doesn't hurt.'

Sasuke felt blood rushing to his face as theories started forming in his mind. But before he was ready to draw his conclusion, Sasuke wanted to make sure he did indeed 'do it'.

Sasuke quickly deduced that Naruto must have been on the receiving end, but there was only semen on Sasuke's thighs, meaning there was a chance that it was one sided, and there was no sexual intercourse. If there was, then the telltale sign of bleeding or dried semen should be found at Naruto's entrance.

The raven haired boy slowly moved closer, and kneeled down beside Naruto. He slowly flipped the blond over, careful not to wake him from slumber, and propped him on his knees, elevating his backside, whilst his face was still pushed comfortably on the futon. Sasuke moved behind the boy, and got on all fours. With mounting apprehension, Sasuke slowly lifted the kimono.

The door suddenly slid open with moderate force, and Sasuke froze with the kimono half way up. He turned his head slowly to the door, only to see an equally frozen Shizune with blood spilling from her nose, and a grinning man with spiky gray hair, wearing a mask and eye patch.

"Yo." Kakashi greeted his master.


Ino was woken up by the single ray of sunshine peeking through her window curtains. She was happily molded against the hard, muscled body that belonged to her new lover . Ino stared at the man's face in wonder, whilst remembering the incredible love making that took place last night. A small content smile crept on her face and the sleeping man stirred.

Shikamaru cranked open his eyes and basked in the ray of sun coming through the window. Noticing that someone else was awake, he looked at Ino and slowly raised an eyebrow in question.

Ino felt a tickle on her throat at the sight of the habit she found so annoying. The tickle grew, and suddenly she giggled, and buried her face deeper into his chest. Somehow, the inclination was no longer annoying.
Shikamaru sighed, unable to decipher the sudden display of shyness, he curled his arm around her shoulders and hugged her closer, before falling asleep again.

Ino's heart was soaring.


A large hand was caressing her left breast, and the other was between her thighs. Tsunade jolted up at the unexpected but familiar intrusion.

'Oh shit, Jiraya.'

It has never ceased to amaze her that even in his unconscious state, the perverted hermit was still able to carry on his groping activities without fail. She roughly slapped his hands away and moved out of the booth while grimacing at the after effects of alcohol. Tsunade made her way to the kitchen, and opened the cupboard where the packets of medicine she made was stored, and pulled out a little bag with 'hangover' written on the front. She located a cup, and poured herself some water, while mixing it with the contents of the little bag. In one swift motion, the manager gulped down the drink and gagged at the feral taste.

'I wonder where Naruto is, he should be up and running about at this time. And I really need a massage from him today.' Tsunade thought as she threw the cup into the sink, and made her way towards Naruto's room, now completely hung-over free.


"Why are you here?" Sasuke asked in an emotionless tone.

"Well, Ebisu from the Inuzuka house came last night to let me know that you're here, and I should pick you up today. Did I come at a bad time?" Kakashi enquired with a positively straight face.

"No."

"Really? Thank goodness!" Kakashi looked apologetically at the bewildered woman and his icy master, "Gee, I'm so sorry, Shizune-san said you weren't ready, but I was SO worried about you, young master." Kakashi took care to put an emphasis on the worried part, and grinned knowingly at Sasuke.

"But it looks like you're doing fine. How much longer do you plan on staying Sasuke-sama?"

"Not long. I need to speak with Shizune. "

The woman with drying blood on his chin snapped out of her daze and refocused on the boys, her nosebleed renewing.

"Y-Yes, Sasuke-sama?" She stammered, pulling a handkerchief from her sleeves and dabbing her nose.

Sasuke glared at Kakashi daring him to make other snide comments when he spoke.

"I want to buy Naruto."

Shizune paused with her dabbing and gaped at Sasuke.

"I'm sorry, but Naruto is not available to be bought out, and furthermore, I do not have the power to…"

"Then who has the power?" Sasuke demanded cutting her short.

"That would be the Manager, Tsuande-sama, but I believe she will not allow it anyway, Naruto is her nephew…." Shizune stopped short and gawked at Sasuke in horror. She had just admitted that the whole Naruto-is-a-girl was engineered, by themselves.

Sasuke smirked, "Konoha Garden has committed fraud against a royal family member, and I can sentence everyone here to death."

Shizune's mouth dropped open at the obvious threat.

"You can't!" She shouted with desperation.

Suddenly a figure appeared behind Shizune and paused at the frightened shout.

"You can't what?" Tsunade demanded, pushing her way into the room, effectively moving the trio inside the room. Shizune paled at the sight of her boss and appeared ready to bolt, as Tsunade surveyed the room.

"What's going on?" She asked in a quieter but more deadly voice.

The sight of her nephew's room, decorated like a sex pen and the said boy, scrawled on the bed with his backside sticking into the air, did not seem to please her. Furthermore, the presence of a half naked stranger kneeling behind the blond boy spoke volumes.

Shizune gaped openly between her boss and her surroundings, whilst predicting her remaining life span, she concluded that she did not have much time left.

Sasuke stared back coolly at the towering presence that dominated the room, and repeated his demand in a defiant voice.

"I am buying Naruto."

"You may not." Tsunade answered in an equally cold tone.

"I did not ask." Sasuke and Tsunade glowered at each other for what seemed like a long time. Shizune deemed it best she made her escape then, and she slowly inched her way backwards to the door. But before she could make her final leap out into the safety of the hallway, Tsunade's voice cut through the air like a frosted blade.

"SHI-ZU-NE." Each syllable was pronounced with a significant pause, a pause with the weight of a hundred tons.

"Hai…." The woman replied squeaked, her voice barely audible.

The blonde manager took two powerful strides, and hauled her assistant out into the hallway, including herself. She turned back around to face the occupants with her hand on the door.

"One moment please." And the door slammed shut.

Kakashi and Sasuke looked at each other, and the former grinned knowingly. Colour crept onto the cheeks of the raven haired boy, and he was the first to break the away and look elsewhere.

Kakashi's grin widened at the extraordinary display of shyness from his master, and moved down to the sleeping blond.

"Maybe we should wake him up. He's in a pretty vulnerable position, isn't he?" Kakashi drawled, his words laced with mock concern. He made a move to touch the sleeping blond, when Sasuke's hand shot out and slapped them away.

"Don't touch him." The tone was final, and Kakashi sighed jadedly, although a little surprised by the possessiveness that was rarely shown.

The silver haired man got up and made his way to sit by the door, he pulled out a book from his pocket, immediately immersed in reading.

Seeing his tutor lapse into his own little world, Sasuke turned back to the core of his problems, Naruto. He reached out and shook the blond lightly by the shoulders, but the boy continued to doze on.
Not wanting to be loud enough to distract Kakashi from his book, but vocal enough to wake the blond, Sasuke leaned next to the boy's ears.

"Wake up, Dobe."

The combination of a husky, and breathy voice whispering in his ears, caused Naruto to shiver unconsciously, and he leisurely pulled out from his dream that featured black coloured eyes, and smooth ivory skin, only to meet with the very same image.
Confused as to whether he was still dreaming or not, Naruto reached up and gently caressed the smooth cheek in wonder. The skin suddenly reddened, and it pulled back slightly.

Naruto opened his eyes wider, the foggy webs of sleep leaving his mind. He took in the view of a scantily clad, and blushing Sasuke, and his own face also turned bright as memories of the previous night rushed back with vividness. His eyes suddenly dropped to the boy's crotch and noted some white stains still clinging to his pale thighs.

'My GOD…'

Naruto hid his face behind his sleeves, in hope to avoid eye contact and further embarrassment. Lying there, he waited for some sort of punishment that would end his life for the crime of masturbating on a noble.

Yet, nothing came, and silence continued to fill the room except for the slight rustle of pages being turned.

Naruto slowly moved his hands down, and peeked meekly over his sleeve at the boy leaning over him. Expecting to see a set of burning black eyes and a murderous glare, he was perplexed to be met with a mischievous gaze and smirking lips.

A little relieved to see that he was not about to be executed on the spot, Naruto shifted slightly, making a move to get up. However, Sasuke did not budge, he remained leaning over the blond with his hands trapping his body.

"You're mine now." Sasuke announced in his usual monotone, however his smirk remained.

"Huh?"

The door slid open before further explanation could be given and Tsunade re-entered the room with her assistant.
She took one look at the perilous position her nephew was in and started clearing her throat loudly.
Seeing his aunt wear her business look, Naruto knew something big was up, and quickly pushed the raven haired boy off him. He made a move to stand up but fell back down with a yelp of pain. Stiff and overused muscles screamed at the abuse and Naruto writhed on the futon, oblivious to image he was sending out.

Looks of horror stamped itself on the women's faces, while Kakashi looked on with glee. Sasuke was expressionless, however if one looked close enough, they would be able to pick out his taut jaws, and clenched fists.

Tsunade was the first to speak through gritted teeth.

"Naruto, go clean yourself up. And Uchiha-san, please join me in the guest room to discuss the matter at hand."

Sasuke looked back at her coolly, and decided to comply. He straightened his yukata, and tightened the belt, before stepping out the room, with a grinning Kakashi following in his wake.

Tsunade gave Naruto one last worried glance before exiting with a pale Shizune in tow, whose hands trembled as she slid the door shut.

Alone in his own room once again, Naruto stiffly got up, and made his way to the tub of cold water from last night. He removed his crumpled kimono and slung it over the screen, then got in gingerly, shivering as the cold water lapped at his thighs.

'What the hell was his problem, saying "You're mine now", and shit like that. I DO NOT LIKE HIM, and I belong to myself. That bastard, I'm gonna kick the hell out of him when I see him next. He was lucky this time…'

Images of last night's daring escapade flooded his mind and his member twitched in respond. A little confused as to why he was having a reaction to 'that bastard', Naruto sunk into the cold water to battle his oncoming hardness.

"Ah! Kuso!" Naruto cursed the icy coldness that engulfed his warm body.

He quickly washed himself as best as he could and dried himself with the nearby towel. Finding a pair of clean orange shorts and a white shirt, he dressed hastily and made his way to the door, still stiff from the awkward position he was forced to sleep the night before.

Walking with a slight limp, Naruto made his way to guest room, ready to find out just what exactly the Uchiha had meant earlier.


"Ebisu, come out, I know you're there."

The skinny man dropped down from the roof and hung by the open window.

"My Lord?"

He paused in thoughtfulness, "What are the chances of making a prostitute my first wife?"

"I have not heard of anything doing so before, my Lord. The chances are slim." The manservant spoke with care, he could sense the direction of conversation, and winced inwardly when his suspicion was confirmed. Because his master, Inuzuka Kiba, had just announced his intentions.

"But she is the only one that I will accept as my mate."


Tsunade sat by the table with her arms crossed with a grim look, and behind her was Shizune, kneeling on the mats and sobbing quietly.

A knock came from the door, and Naruto's voice could be heard.

"I'm coming in!"

The door slid open and Naruto limped stiffly to the table and propped himself down, whining with discomfort. Shizune's sobbing became louder and more remorseful at the sight of the blond and Tsunade looked like even she was about to burst into tears.

"I'm so sorry Naruto, to make you go through this." Tsunade uttered with tears laced in her voice.

Naruto felt concerned and surprised at the sudden apology.

"Why are you so upset? I want to help you out! Besides, it wasn't that bad, I'm ok, just a little stiff, that's all."

No longer able to control her emotions, tears spilled down Tsunade's cheeks, and Shizune fell to the ground, hammering the mat repeatedly with her hands in grief.

"Don't worry, I've made this really effective ointment that heals stretched or ripped muscles very quickly. Come on, I'll help you put it on."

'Ripped muscles?'

"Oh yeah, thanks I really need that, I was stretched out all night."

Shizune started banging the floor with her forehead, at Naruto's comment and Tsunade made no move to stop her, in fact she was completely ignored..

"Hey, Shizune neechan! What are you doing? You're going to hurt yourself! WAIT! WHAT? AHHHHH!" Naruto screamed as Tsunade forced his face into the mats and pulled his pants down.

"Hmmm…," Tsunade peered thoughtfully at Naruto's small opening, "it looks alright to me. Did you use lubricant or something?"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Naruto cried.

"Checking your anus." Came the matter-of-fact reply.

"WHY?" Naruto thrashed about unsuccessfully as Tsunade held him down easily with her monstrous strength.

"Because you and that Uchiha had…"

"HUH?" Still unable to catch on, Tsunade was forced to utter the unspeakable.

"…sex."

"NOOOO!" Naruto yelled at the false charge.

"But there was dried semen on the boy's thighs! How did that happen?"

"Uh….that was mine…"

Realisation dawned on the manager's face. "What! BRAT! Such a prank is going too far!"

"It wasn't a prank! I was just…." Naruto couldn't bring himself to say it. Doing it seemed like a good idea at the time, but everything was going horribly wrong now.

'Just why did I do that anyway?'

"Do you like him?" Tsunade asked suspiciously, narrowing her eyes.

"NO!"

"Ok, you do." Her nephew's protest confirmed it, it was basic teenager-in-denial psychology.

"I DO NOT!"

"At any rate, you will be serving him whenever he comes here. Brat, it's your own fault you're in this situation. You have to make him happy, or else he'll kill all of us!"

"He found out…?"

"HE HAD DRIED SEMEN ON HIS THIGHS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?" Now it was Shizune's turn to pat her boss, attempting to calm her down.

"Oh…"

"And you won't need to be a girl anymore, he already knows."

"And he still wants me?" Naruto asked, his heart skipping a beat.

"Obviously. Be careful Naruto. He is only a customer to keep happy, nothing more. Don't go falling in love with him. He has bad history."

Tsunade got up with her assistant, and made her way out the door, ready to tackle the remaining crisis.

Naruto slumped back down on the floor, thoughts of a certain raven haired boy running through his mind.

'He wants me?'


Neji knocked on the door to his family's mansion and waited. A pale looking man opened the door and welcomed his young master home.

"Welcome back Neji-sama. Breakfast is ready. Hisashi-san is already waiting for you."

"Thank you, Genma."

Neji made his way into the house and removed his shoes, leaving them for the servant to pick up, and padded to the dining room, where his uncle Hisashi and cousin were waiting.

"Goodmorning." Neji murmured, and sat at the head of the table.

Hanabi and her father bowed in their seats, "Goodmorning Neji," they both greeted quietly. Genma reappeared with breakfast and served it accordingly.

Neji picked up his chopsticks and began eating, Hisashi and Hanabi following suit. Clinking sounds of chopsticks against bowls, and birds chirping filled the air, not a word was spoken, like always. But Neji broke that norm today.

"Uncle, have we any Hyuuga members that were exiled or lost? A girl around 18 perhaps?"

Chopsticks and bowled fell from the man's grasp as he stood up in a hurry.

"What did you say Neji? How do you know of such a girl?" Hisashi asked in a tight voice.

"I met one last night, at Konoha Garden."

"Neji, I have some business to attend to, will you please let me go?" The man asked with a controlled tone, but his normally cool mask was now replaced with brimming emotion barely held in check. Seeing the strong reaction, Neji knew that there was something he should know as head of the family.

"You may go once I know the full story. But let us finish breakfast for now."

Hanabi looked from her father to her cousin, and shrugged, going back to her food.


TBC

Not sure if that was a good place to end it. Reviews and comments are appreciated, they let me know what I'm doing right and wrong. So let me know what you think!