It was a rather normal day and Sans was once again cooking breakfast for his guild mates early in the morning. The rest were still sleeping, so it wasn't as lively, but, sometimes, Sans enjoyed peaceful moments like these being alone.
In the kitchen, an orchestra of cooking could be heard echoing its beautiful song. The skin of the roasting sausages and egg would hit the hot iron and start to sizzle, releasing a sound of the bubbling oil and an aroma of food seductively dancing on one's sense of smell.
A few minutes later, Sans finished serving the breakfast he cooked and felt a presence right behind him. He turned around to greet whoever it was that had woken up.
"morn—?!"
He saw four hungry savages eyeing the breakfast he made with watery mouth with Lily and Milly standing right behind them with a sweat drop.
"uhh… w-who's up for some egg and sausages?"
"Uwaa! Sans' cookings are the best!" PoH happily finished his meal.
"was it really that good, tho?"
Raul laughed and complimented the cook, "Of course it was! After all you made it!"
"Mmm-hmm! It's tasty as ever, Sansy~!"
"heh. well, glad to hear, tanya. don't call me sansy."
They enjoyed their morning talking together as Sans went to wash the dishes.
A month, that was how long it had been since that day.
The first and second weeks, Sans had some trouble standing up for too long so he had to stay in bed. It seemed that at that time the ones that were in charge of doing the house chores were the girls and from that he learned the hard way not to let Tanya cook.
Members of the guild occasionally took turns to check up on him at the time and he managed to learn a thing or two about each other. It seemed like Raul showed interest in Tanya and vice versa, however both seemed to be equally oblivious toward the signs of each other sharing the same interest.
Sans thought that it was more interesting to watch, so he'd just observe their love lives.
There were also other things that he learned like how Z used to play a guitar in real life and how PoH was a baseball player, however there was a question that seemed to be a taboo to four members of the guild; Raul, Tanya, Z, and PoH.
He would ask them about what happened when he was unconscious and how did they find him with the twins in that trap boss room, but Sans noticed how all of them would flinch and pause before giving him odd and ambiguous replies. Out of the four, PoH seemed to be the only one that was suspiciously calm and less 'twitchy' concerning the subject.
There was something going on, that was for sure, but Sans couldn't sense any ill will from all of them. Maybe something that they didn't want to remember occurs when they were trying to save him and twins.
He could push them for answers, but in the end he thought against it and choose to ignore his curiosity; some things are better left unsaid. All he knew is that they all returned safe and sound and that's all he needed to know.
Anyway, he was fine now. It took a while, but he was back on his feet to help around; that was the least he could do rather than simply be lazy around all the time.
Heh. 'Sans' doing house chores… if this was Undertale, then one could only guess that it's the end of the timeline, he thought to himself.
"so, what're you guys doin' today?"
"Oh, we are going to a meeting with other guilds today. It seemed like they needed a hand in clearing the other dungeons."
"i see…"
"Well, what about you?"
"hmm… don't know. i'll probably go to the town to buy more ingredients."
"Oh, is that so? Do you think you'd need any help?"
"huh? no, it's fi—"
"I-I'll stay and help!" Milly suddenly cut him off.
"… uhh, that won't be necessa—"
"I'll stay here and help." She spoke again with a tone of finality.
[what the…?]
Sans sweat dropped when he saw her eyes that were full of… 'misplaced' determination? Well, it looked like she wasn't going to go anytime soon.
"I-If Milly is staying… t-then, I'll stay here too."
[you too, lily?!]
The rest of the guild silently eyed their sudden change of attitude.
"Why are you all looking at us like that…?" The twins asked.
Most simply shrugged, but Tanya seemed to stare at Lily and Milly for a little bit longer, before giving a thumbs up while winking.
The two blushed in furiously as if saying, 'I-It's not like that!'
"Sorry, Lily, but you can't stay." PoH told her.
"E-Eh? Why not?"
"Well, if the meeting ends well and quick, we're going straight to explore the dungeon a bit so we would need at least one of you as a scout."
"B-but… what about Milly?"
"Milly asked to stay first, so she gets to stay… besides, what's with you today? It's not like you to get worked up over—"
"I-I get it! I get it! I'll go, so let's just go!" She cut him off with a blush on her face, hoping that Sans wouldn't notice her sudden change in attitude; he noticed of course, though he couldn't tell why.
"E-eh? But I haven't had my dessert, yeee…" PoH sensed a dark, ominous aura coming from her and wisely continued, "Y-you're right! Absolutely right! Brilliant idea, let's just go now, shall we!"
And with that PoH and Lily exited the house followed by Raul, Z and Tanya who merely followed with a sweat drop.
After saying their goodbyes, the group of five left, leaving Sans and Milly behind.
[welp… now what?]
"S-So, now what?" She asked with a blush.
[that's MY question.]
"well, i guess i'll clean up the house and take break before going to town."
"C-Can I help?"
"hmm… well sure. i guess you can start by sweeping the floors and moping the floor. don't worry, i'll take care of the rest."
In SAO, there's a system that kept the house clean, however, oddly enough, sometimes the house do get dirty and needed manual labor to clean it all up. Sans didn't really understand, but due to the constant cleaning he had to do every two or three days, he assumed that the system had something to do with the size of the house and the amount of players inhabiting said house as well as how long it is being inhabited.
But, well, that's just a theory… Weird as it may, but Sans applauded this world's psychotic self-proclaimed God for adding such interestingly realistic details.
After half an hour, Milly finished her chores and sat down in the living room to regain her breath.
"heh. tired already?"
"I… I can't believe you do this alone all the time… I think fighting is much easier than cleaning!" She panted.
"the more u do it the more u get used to it." Sans told her with a smile, "welp. i'll take it from here…"
"E-Eh? There's still more to do?!"
"hm? ofc. still gotta make the beds, tidy up here and there, water the flowers and, oh, forgot to mop the ceiling."
"What the—how? How?!" She asked in disbelief.
"if spongebob could do it, why couldn't i?"
"You…"
Sans laughed, "welp. since you saw it, then i guess i'll use it again."
"Use what again?"
He grinned and his hands glow bluish, "this."
Suddenly, all of the bedrooms' doors were opened by an invisible force and soon everything inside floated in the air as they were engulfed in the same bluish aura. In mere seconds, the beds were made and the floating pillows and bolsters were back to where they should be. Floating watering cans watered the beautiful orchids and flowers that Tanya had collected from different floors as decorations as various items were neatly return to their rightful places.
Milly was at loss for words, she merely observed Sans in shock and awe; this was the third time she saw him using his power; the second time being Sans trying to get himself a glass of water at that time when he didn't want to move from the bed. She gave him a good scolding that day asking, 'What if it was someone else that saw you?!' considering the fact that Sans was the one asking her to keep this power a secret.
It didn't even take him five minutes and everything was already so clean, he even cleaned the ceiling too.
"welp. done."
"…"
"…what?"
"That's cheating."
"heh. so?"
"Why the heck did I have to sweep and mop the floor if you could've done everything alone with that kind of power?"
"you're the one that wanted to help."
"Ugh, I hate you…" She pouted cutely.
And so Sans laughed as he and Milly sat together on the couch.
Sans looked outside the window and thought about how nice it was to talk like this to her. Usually, she and Lily would just avoid him, but to actually interact like this with at least one of them? It felt nice.
However, despite all that, being as observant as he was, he noticed that Milly and Lily still felt uneasy around him from time to time. In this awkward silence, she fared no better.
"y'know… you could've told them." He started seriously.
"Huh?"
"a month and no one has ever asked me about my powers… about 'what i can do'. not even you or lily." He paused, "you could've told them everything so why didn't you?"
"Of course we didn't tell them, weren't YOU the one that asked us not to tell the others in the first place?"
"well… yea, but that doesn't explain—"
"To get even."
"'scuse me?"
"You saved us from dying and we did you a favor by not telling the others so now we're even, okay!"
Sans stayed quiet for a few seconds, but then chuckled, "heh. i guess so, huh." he looked away and scratched his cheek, "thank you. really."
Milly blushed a little, "T-That's right! You should be more grateful, you know!"
Sans chuckled, "oh, fine, then what would you like for dinner, my lady? i'll make a special dinner just. for. you~"
Sans winked at her and she suddenly felt embarrassed. She looked down with a face as red as tomato and muttered, "…P-pasta."
"pasta it is then."
Milly regained her composure by shaking her head and thought of something to talk about, then she remembered something.
"B-By the way, speaking of your power, you promised me an explanation…"
"oh? did i?"
"Sans."
"heh. alright... what do you wanna know?"
"Well… why don't you start with that weird power of yours then?"
Sans wasn't smiling as wide as he normally does, but she didn't seem to notice this, he hesitated. It wasn't his fault; he had spent most of his life here in SAO playing as his favorite character without ever telling anyone about his conditions or powers, so it was only natural for him to hesitate.
Sans sighed in defeat, [a promise's a promise…] He smiled again though. Since he was going to tell her a bit about himself, might as well mess around with her for a little bit... maybe he could change the topic.
"well… what about this 'weird power' that you want to know?"
"…You know what I want to know."
"what? do you not know what i know you want to know?"
"Don't make me kill you..."
"heh. geez, chill out would you." [i guess, i can't avoid it…] He sighed, "but seriously, be specific. what do you want to know?"
"How about you tell me about how you do it. I meant the telekinesis thing and the bones."
"i can't really tell you how to do it, but if i had to describe it… then i'll be as simple as concentrating, imagining, and willing my power to manifest."
"That… doesn't make too much sense to me."
"tibia honest with you, me neither, but that's all i got."
She had a tick mark, but calmed herself down.
"Does this… power have anything to do with your condition?"
"depends on what you mean by 'condition'—"
"Sans."
"yes, it does."
"But why would you have that kind of condition? From the way you fought that boss that day… it seemed like you were cheating the whole game."
"cheating?"
"Of course! You are probably the only one with the power to summon something and attack anyone from a distance instead of fighting with swords or other melee weapons, so what's the point of cheating if you put a weakness on yourself?"
"before we start, i'd like to make something clear: i'm not a cheater; as you said, i wouldn't put a limit on myself if i was.
"i don't know why i have this power, but i think it has something to do with the random coding of the cardinal system and it simply programmed me to have power and weakness unlike the others when i was making my avatar."
"The what system?"
"the cardinal system. its what maintains the whole game's existence. you know, like the 'reality's matrix' or something. the whole game is running based on this operation system."
"I'm starting to get pissed by how you're explaining things to me."
Sans flinched and lost his sense of humor for a second, "it's not my fault that i'm stuck in this death game with a power i almost knew nothing of."
Milly widened her eyes, she did not expect such a response.
"I… I'm sorry."
Sans sighed, "no, no, it's just…" He smiled again, "nah, forget it. it's nothing. sorry for giving you half-assed answers, but that's all that i can tell you about it."
After a brief pause, Sans continued, "…i can tell you about the effect of using it though."
"O-Oh, yeah? Well, go on. Tell me."
"every time i use this powers, i get headaches and the more i force myself to use it, the more painful it gets."
"W-Wait, then does that mean that your power depends on how much pain you can endure?"
"in a nutshell, yes. though, if i keep forcing myself to push through my limits… i think you know what would happen."
Milly paused for a few moments trying to guess what would happen, then she remembered how Sans suddenly vomited blood and writhed in pain. Even until now, the scene still haunted her; after all, there wasn't supposed to be any blood in this game, yet Sans seemed to go against most of the rules of this world.
"I-Is that so… Then does being paler than usual is also the effect of using it?"
"huh? what are you talking about?"
"You look paler than you used to be after that day…" She opened her inventory and lent him her mirror, "Here, take a look."
Sans never really cared that much about his appearance, but she was right. He was way paler than he used to be. He looked so pale that his skin was almost… gray.
How could he miss that?
Milly saw Sans' puzzled looks.
"I'm guessing you didn't know?"
"no… i didn't."
An awkward silence fell between the two of them then Milly sighed and stood up, "Hey, didn't you say that you needed to go shopping groceries?"
"huh? yeah, but don't you have more questions?"
"From the way you answered, I think you don't really know about your own powers too, don't you? I'm not stupid enough not to realize that, you know."
Sans raised an eyebrow; impressed at her perceptiveness.
"I could ask you more about how you moved so quickly or notice things that are supposedly hard to notice and such, but I don't think this conversation is going anywhere anyway."
Sans stayed silent for a moment, but then chuckled as he stood up.
"W-What's so funny?"
"seems like you're not as young as you seem to be."
At that moment, Milly drew her dagger and slashed at Sans only for Sans to dodge the quick attack purely out of luck and reflex.
"What did you say~?" She asked in a disturbing sing-song tone.
Sans was frozen in place when he saw the scary look on her face.
Chara, is that you…?
"So, what is it, Sans~?"
"nothing... i-i said, let's go, shall we…?"
She sheathed her dagger and smiled as if nothing happened.
"Alright, let's go! I wanna buy some sweets at the town!"
As she went out of the room, Sans made a mental note; Never say anything about the twins' age.
Sans and Milly were walking together into the town's shopping district. He watched as Milly happily looked around to see various things that were put on sale.
If a month ago Sans told himself that he'd be friends with her and Lily, he probably would've laughed at such bull crap, yet here they are… life is just that strange, he guessed.
Well, calling both of them friends would probably be too much, but either way, he was glad that he and twins were finally getting along. One of the proof was he wasn't being glared at by the two of them silently from the corner of his eyes.
Anyway, the two of them were still looking for ingredients until eventually a medieval boutique caught Milly's eyes. She insisted—no, persuaded Sans to go there.
Sans sweat dropped and reminded himself to be careful around this Tsun-slash-Yandere Girl.
"Uwaa! So many clothes!"
"…we're here to buy food, tho." Sans' sweat dropped.
"Oh, please, it's not like you're paying for it. Just let me take a look for a whi—Ooh! What do you think about this one, Sans?"
She showed Sans one of the dresses that she took.
"hmm… i don't know."
"Huh? What do you mean you don't know?"
"well, i've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes minded."
"…I'll hurt you."
"heh. pls, don't"
She put the clothes back and looked around again, she found another one that looked good and went to the changing room to equip it.
"Hey, Sans, what about this one?"
He turned around and there he saw her. She wore a blue medieval-styled outfit that really complimented her body sizes. Sans was never really a fan of fashion, but he could see that the clothes she chose really brings out the color of her blue eyes and hair; she looked really, really cute.
(A/N: If you're curious look up these exact keywords in google images, "ocono blue hair." It's the second result, the one with white flower on her head, except imagine her chest to be smaller.)
Sans was at loss for words.
"Well? What do you think?"
"i-it's, uhh… very cute?"
She widened her eyes and blushed a little at the word 'cute', Sans rubbing the back of his head in embarrassment as he said so.
She giggled at Sans' reaction, glad that she successfully surprised him.
"Well, I guess I'll take this one, then~"
And so she paid for the clothes and equipped it.
"Come one, Sans! Let's buy those groceries, you were looking for!"
Sans noticed that she was walking happily with a light skip in each of her steps. He smiled and followed her.
"heh. you know, i never thought i'd see such a girly side of you."
"W-Wha—What's that supposed to mean?! I am a girl, you know!"
"heh, sorry. welp, shall we?"
With that the two of them went continued on their errands together.
Time seemed to fly when one search and buy. The two of them had spent the day walking around the town looking for various ingredients enough to last the guild for a month.
Now, Sans was sitting on the river bank, enjoying the nature around him as he watched the setting sun on the horizon.
As told before, Sans was always thankful for peaceful times like these being alone. It gave him some time adjusting to his situation and thinking about things. What is this 'situation' you ask? Well, as you probably know, Sans' enhanced senses (spidey senses) is a double-edged sword.
He closed his eyes and he could hear every sound around him in utmost detail. He could hear the sound of birds flying over him, the sound of river flowing in front of him and the wind upon the grass around him; you'd think that it was normal, except for the fact that he could differentiate each individual chirps of the bird and sound of flaps of their wings, the detailed sound of water flowing down the river and the scratching sound of wind grazing the surface of each individual grass.
Everything was so loud it was giving him a headache.
Not only that he could feel everything so clearly. He could feel the wind upon his skin and the grass he was sitting on. If he was any lesser man, he would've scream due to the fact that the wind felt like sandpaper and the grass made him felt like he was sitting on a bunch of toothpicks; didn't he thought about these things before? Hmm, déjà vu…
Anyway, not only that he could also smell better. Yes, he could smell the water from the river, the fresh grass around him, and the smell of dog poo from a far—no, wait… eww!
[damn you and your realistic details kayaba!]
Life is dick sometimes.
However, soon the horrid smell was replaced with one that was delicious. The smell was sweet and crispy accompanied with a fresh fragrance of a familiar berry. It was growing stronger and Sans opened his eyes.
"took you long enough."
"Hey, it wasn't my fault that line was very long!"
"heh. sure." He motioned to her to sit down beside him, which she complied.
"Ah, here you go! I bought you some strawberry crepes too!"
"oh, thank you. you didn't have to."
"No problem, it's my treat."
A peaceful silence fell between the two as they watched the setting sun together. Sans didn't say anything, but he noticed that Milly was tensing up to something then she began.
"Beautiful, isn't it? The sun."
He took a moment to admire the fake big ball of fire hanging on the horizon.
"it sure is."
Silence fell once more and Milly called out to him, "Sans,"
"hm?"
"What… what do you think about this world?"
Sans stayed quiet for a moment and glanced at her, she was watching the sunset with an expression full of longing.
"heh. that's not an easy question, you know. gotta be more specific than that."
"I-It's fine! Just answer the question, geez!"
"well, then, what do you think?"
"H-Huh?"
"what do you think about this world?"
She looked down and answered, "If I have to say it, then I think this world is a prison."
"a prison?"
"Yes, a prison. All we wanted to do was play together with our friends and spend time to have fun, but then everything went wrong and Kayaba Akihiko now forced us to live here and fight against our consent… that's what I think about this world."
Sans glanced at her emotionless expression.
"then what do you think about being in the guild?"
"What do you mean?"
"is it fun?"
"Well, it is, but…"
A pregnant silence fell between them and Sans gave her his answer.
"you asked me what do i think about this world, well, here's what i think: this world…"
She listened closely and waited for him to continue.
"this world is a field trip."
"…What?"
"you heard me. a field trip."
"No, I heard you the first time, but, why a field trip?!"
Sans chuckled at her look of disbelief and sighed, "tell me, what exactly is a field trip?"
"It's… a journey to a place to learn and do stuffs, make some new friends or perhaps find someone to love, isn't it?"
"that's right. now, if there's a school field trip and all student must go, do you think all of them will be happy to go?"
"Well… no. I bet some of them only go on the trip because the school says so."
"you're right and in a field trip, does everyone always has a partner?"
She frowned in confusion, not understanding why Sans was asking these questions, "Usually, but I guess, sometimes, one or two would go on without a partner and be left alone until the rest of the trip…"
"exactly. and for the last question, despite going on this field trip with or without your consent, don't you think that most places for field trips are beautiful?"
"That's… correct, but what's the point of asking me these questions? You're not answering mine."
Sans chuckled, "W-What's so funny?!"
"do you not realize that this world is the same?"
She widened her eyes and realized what it all meant. Sans noticed that she understood what he meant and smiled at the sunset.
"this world… it's forced upon us by kayaba, but no one could argue that everything looks so beautiful. this world is different from the ones we came from and there's so many things to learn and work hard for here. There are people here who chose to fight alone, but most chose to fight together so we can all escape and be free together.
"we're all having a journey of a lifetime here; a journey to another world. we meet new people, make new friends and some found the love of their lives here.
"it's true that we are all trapped here and could die at any moment, but how is that any different with real life? i mean, just because this world might be bad doesn't mean we can't enjoy it right?"
Sans looked sideways to see how she reacted, Milly was staring at him with wide eyes. She looked down and suddenly began to snap.
"How could you… how could you say that after all that happened to all of us? Why would you say that we should enjoy being trapped in this… this prison?!"
Sans frowned, not understanding where this conversation was leading to, "hey, i'm only giving you my honest answer, calm down—"
"Calm down? Calm down?! How can I calm down, when I almost got us killed that day, Sans! I've been regretting my actions ever since that day and here you are calling such an event a mere 'journey' in this world? A field trip even?!"
Sans stayed quiet as he watched Milly began to cry, she told him about everything that she hated from herself, like how she was such a hothead, or untrusting, and how she caused trouble for everyone.
It may sound a bit cruel, but he kind of liked seeing her like this. Not the crying part, though, what he liked was the part of he had just learned right now; Milly was really bad at apologizing. Honestly, it was so bad that it was kind of funny to watch that in fact, it was kind of cute in some way.
[heh. and it even took you a month 'til you finally say it…]
Tears were falling freely from the side of her face and after a few good minutes of crying and Sans thought that it was enough.
Sans reached forward and gave her a hug. She widened her eyes at the sudden gesture, "that's enough, milly. it's okay, now. i forgive you."
She was left speechless. Once again, Sans was being unreasonable. She knew that Sans had every right to hate her and to blame her for what happened, yet here he was saying that he forgave her for everything that she did.
Instead of feeling happy, she only felt more guilt as she buried herself more into Sans' embrace.
"H-How could you… How could you be so kind...?!"
"i told you, didn't i? this world is a field trip. a journey filled with danger and adventure. it's true that things could've gone better than what happened, but…" Sans smiled and hugged her a little harder, "i'm glad. i'm glad that you were such a hothead and almost got us killed, because if you weren't, then… we wouldn't be here like this together, so that's why, please don't cry. i forgive you."
Hearing those magic words of consolation, she hugged him back harder and whispered with a smile, "Thank you."
The sun had already set and dusk was slowly turning into night. Time seemed to stop as the two were locked in a warm embrace, but then Sans chuckled.
"y'know, your sister asked me the same thing when she apologized. about the 'how can i be so kind part' or so i think."
"S-She a-apologized too? No way… I thought I'm the first…"
"well, you're one month late, so…"
"S-Shut up…"
Suddenly, the long peaceful silence was broken by a voice—
"Sans, is that you? Hey, Sans! What are you doing the—?"
—It was PoH and the others and, for a moment, all of them had the same reaction.
"Oh..." they all said in unison.
An awkward silence filled the air and Lily was left agape, as Tanya squealed like a little girl. Sans' pupils disappeared and he had a sudden urge to test his teleportation, but to prevent some major brain damage, he decided against it.
However, he should have just risked it, because he could feel Milly twitching disturbingly in his hug. She didn't say anything for a few second and that's what scared him. Cold sweat began to pour out of him.
He should have teleported when he had the chance.
"D-DON'T TOUCH MEEE!"
Milly punched Sans so hard he was thrown into the river as the rest of the boys simply stared in shock. Then Sans floated back up and went with the flow of the river.
Good to know that the Town's Safe Zone's HP-Reduction Protection worked on him.
After having dinner, Sans noticed that Milly was avoiding direct eye contact with Sans; blushing as she did so especially when he made her the pasta that she wanted. This, however, was why Lily was glaring daggers at him since they were at the river.
If glares could actually deal damage, then she would've killed him a hundred thousand times over by now.
For some reason, she was the only one that wanted to stay as the others went back to their rooms, but Milly had another plan in mind; she hid near the corridor to eavesdrop on Sans' and Lily's conversation.
"Sans," Lily's spoke with a commanding voice.
"y-yes?"
"Go… with…" She murmured.
"uh, what was that?"
"I-I said, go out on a date with me too, next time." She asked bashfully.
"huh…?" It took him a few moments to realize that he heard everything clearly, "HUH?!"
"You went on a date with Milly today, didn't you?"
"b-but it wasn't a date—!" Sans paused when he tried to remember the event he experienced today; technically speaking, it was a date. "…oh…" On second thought, yea, it totally was a date.
"So, it's o-okay, right—?"
Milly suddenly showed herself, "N-No, you can't!"
"…How long have you been there?"
"That's not important, what's important is you can't go with him!"
"Why?"
"Eh? B-Because… uhh, because…" Milly tried to come up with an answer, but the more she thought about it, the more embarrassed she became, "Ugh, you just can't okay!"
"Oh? Well, who's going to stop me?"
"I-Is that a challenge, sis?"
"What if it is?"
The two drew their daggers.
"h-hey, calm down, will y—?"
"Stay out of this." the two told him in unison.
Sans froze in fear comically, as the twins lunged at each other and began their fight. Sans was just standing there with confused expression and a sweat drop.
[…what the heck is going on?]
Author's Note:
Yo, what's up! I know it's too late, but Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everybody! Thank for staying with me for so long and I hope you like this chapter!
It's a classic, but I made Milly to be a tsundere and Lily to be a possessive-kuudere or something. Not sure. Meh, either way, I hope the romcom wasn't too cringy.
God, now that I think about it, there's bound to be mistakes here and there despite me already proof reading this over three times… I hope it doesn't turn out to be that bad. Oh well, whatever...
Welp, see ya next chapt, Capt!
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