KONOHARRAKIS
Dune Naruto style!
Introduction (Don't worry, I'm uploading the first real chapter too):
A thousand apologies to the owners of both Dune and Naruto (because unfortunately, I don't own either).
How and why ninjas would be putting on a theatrical production of Dune is beyond me. It's just because they are all trapped in my own warped mind! (I might as well say here, I intend to join the Bene Gesserit after becoming a Shinobi.)
Lest you think me completely random, here's the story behind this bizarre combination: My parents challenged me to read the whole Dune series. I am now on Chapterhouse: Dune (the sixth book), which I was reading in school today. My friend Malia (our local Kakashi fan) snatched the book from me, read the cover, and handed it back saying,"If only it had Gaara in it. Then Hannah (our group's Gaara nut) might want to read it!"
Well the truth is, over the past few weeks I had been teasing Gaara in my mind by calling him a Fremen, so I took the idea seriously. What if I were to rewrite Dune, not just with Gaara, but with everybody else from Naruto?
Then I realized that the backstage action was more fun to write, and increases the chance that I'll follow through with more chapters of this fic. (It's my first, so don't be too harsh if you choose to review. I'll have to trust you to obey that last, as I can't use Voice on the computer.)
So, without further ado, let the weirdness begin!
FURTHER ADO: Sadly, Naruto has too many characters for me to find parts for. I know I had to leave a few people out and I'm sorry. They're probably playing very minor parts or are stage crew or understudies.
AND ONE MORE THING: Hannah, Malia, you had better read Dune after this!