Alright, this chapter is somewhat smutty... I was kinda nevous about writing it when my parents were in the room... They would be asking why I was all hot and bothered so...

Hermione rolled on top of Sirius. She unbuckled his pants and buttoned them open. She kept eye contact with him the entire time and Sirius stared at her.

Hermione ripped off his pants and peered below the underwear.

"Wait!" Sirius yelled out.

"What?" Hermione licked her lips.

"Umm… are you sure you're ready to do this?" he asked her.

Hermione looked at him. Of course she was bloody fucking ready. She was ready ever since she dated that random boy a few years ago. They had done stuff, and even went beyond stuff. They had done it in every corner of the fucking castle for fucks sake!

"Of course I'm ready Sirius, I have done this before." She smiled, but Sirius still looked worried. "What's wrong?"

Sirius swallowed and then:

"You might think I have a small penis…"

Hermione bit her lip from laughing. Poor Sirius, he hadn't gotten any action for so long…

"Let me see," Hermione said. She pulled his swollen bratwurst out of his pants. "Sirius! That's not tiny! That's regular size you shit-brain!"

It was true. Despite Sirius's sexiness, he had a normal size penis. About four or five inches in length.

Sirius nervously smiled at her, so Hermione leaned in and said "I don't need giant penises to satisfy me Sirius."

Sirius grinned, obviously very satisfied with Hermione's decision.

"Hermione?" Sirius asked.

"Yes?"

"Let's get it on." Sirius then began ripping apart her clothing. They proceeded to shag on every surface in the common room. Sirius even pissed in the first year's dormitories after their 27th round of the intercourse. They defiled every bit of the tower, except for Harry and Ron's beds. Sirius and Hermione couldn't go there.

After two weeks of violent sex, it was time for Sirius to leave. Hermione gave him one last penetration before he ran off in his doggie like form. She smiled to herself, very glad that her parents cancelled the New York trip.

Thankfully, the house elves –even though Hermione felt terrible- cleaned up their sticky mess. Harry and Ron came back asking what the hell did Hermione do while they were gone, she told them that she was having crazy intercourse with a 30-year-old man, and they laughed.

"So Hermione, did you ever find out who sent you the trinkets while we were gone?" Ron asked.

Typical Ron, so fucking jealous over such stupid fucking things.

"No, I forgot about that…" it was true; Hermione had no idea who sent her those things.

"Were you actually having sex with this 30-year-old man Hermione? Or was that a joke?" Ginny peered at her. Hermione smiled, but didn't answer.

Hermione soon found out who her secret admirer was, sort of…

She was lying in bed, on the brink of slumber when she felt a cold breeze on her legs. She looked down and found them exposed.

"Fuck, stupid fucking blankets aren't worth shit…" she swore to herself as she pulled them back over her legs.

Hermione had gone undisturbed for about five minutes when…

Someone was pinning her to her bed with their weight. She tried to scream, but they put a hand over her mouth.

"There's no point in screaming, I put a silencing charm on your drapes." the figure said. They leaned closer and smelled her hair.

For a few seconds Hermione's mind was screaming.

'Shit, shit, shit, fuck, holy shit, bloody Mary, fuck, what the fuck is he going to do to me, fuck…

Then the adrenaline hit her, Hermione's mind went completely blank and everything happened in slow motion.

Hermione found some brand new strength, and kicked the man in the balls.

But it didn't work; they seemed to have come prepared.

"Don't worry," he whispered in her ear, "I'm not going to do anything to you yet… I'm just here to ask if you liked my presents. I hope you did," he pushed down on her, and ran a finger across her face as he spoke. "Because those will be the only things that will bring you happiness in the days to come."

Then he left Hermione to cry. She never got a look at the person's face, so she would never tell anyone. Besides, who would believe her?

Hehe... I hope you guys enjoyed this story and thanks for the great reviews!