Sorry I couldn't update last night, I had some school work to fill out. I know the story hasn't been funny for the past couple of chapters, but it will get better! It's kinda hard to make a scene of horrible torture involving Voldie amusing so...

Enjoy!

Hermione was recovering from her ordeal on the bed when Draco walked in.

She looked at him drowsily when he entered and strained against her bonds. No one had bothered to untie her or at least change the rope. Her wrists were chaffed and bloody.

Malfoy smirked when he saw the state that Hermione was in. He shut the door behind him and looked over in the mirror.

'What was he doing here?' Hermione thought, 'Probably adding to the pain…' she winced at her tender ribs. 'Typical Malfoy has to make sure he's at the peak of perfection before he rapes a girl.'

Hermione looked over at Malfoy. He began advancing towards when…

The cabinet in the corner of the room burst open. Harry came flying out of it and stumbled to a stop. He looked wildly around the room.

Everything seemed to slow down as Malfoy looked at Harry; Harry looked at Hermione, then to Malfoy. The two boys stood for a moment longer before jumping on each other.

They both fought like… like British men. They staggered around the room crashing into walls and pulling on each others hair etc.

Through all the commotion, Sirius came crashing through the cabinet. He looked around at Harry and Malfoy, and then scooped up Hermione.

"Take her and run Sirius!" Harry shouted while pining Malfoy up against the wall.

Sirius obeyed Harry, and jumped through the cabinet with Hermione in his arms. It was the strangest experience. She and Sirius seemed to be floating through space, a second later they were thrown into another office.

"Sirius…" Hermione said weakly into his chest, "Where are we?"

"Were in the ministry," He said as he ran down the hallway.

"Wait… What? Wasn't I just at Riddle manor?" Hermione's head lolled around. Sirius made no answer to her question.

They had turned around a corner before Sirius ran into something. He staggered back and then began to stutter.

"Please… please don't… I love her… I never killed him…"

Hermione flopped her head to what he was looking at. There were at least ten aurors standing in front of them. All of them seemed to have stunned expressions on there faces. After a few moments, one of them snapped out of there trance.

"Put the girl down," They said calmly. Sirius looked around wildly, unsure of what to do.

"No…" Hermione had to step in; she was not going to fucking let this shit happen, that's for sure.

She untangled herself from Sirius's arms and stood between him and the aurors. "You're not taking him anywhere, or killing him for that matter…" Hermione swayed a bit, but Sirius caught her before she fell.

"Move out of the way girl!" One of the men shouted.

"I am not a girl! I am eighteen years old and I am a responsible adult!" She barked. "Let us go!"

The aurors didn't move, they stood in the way like statues. Hermione was getting annoyed and was draining her energy by the minute.

"Ask Dumbledore!" She shouted randomly. "Ask anyone of James Potter's friends! This man is innocent…" She almost lost it that time. The world had gone completely black before Sirius caught her again and it came crashing back.

"I do believe that she asked you to let us go," Harry had come back from fighting with Malfoy. He had injuries that could almost compare to Hermione; she wondered what had become of Draco.

The aurors looked at Harry, Hermione turned around to Sirius, he was pale, very pale, and sweat was coating his face. He looked at Hermione and pulled her into a hug.

Harry glanced at them, then said, "Let us through," The aurors still didn't move, Hermione turned around and swore. She grabbed Sirius's hand, and Sirius grabbed Harry's, she led them quickly through the mob and around the corner.

Apparently aurors weren't used to wanted felons cutting through them to escape. Hermione, Sirius and Harry had a full ten seconds head start before they head shouts behind them. They ran as quickly as they could to the entrance hallway.

When they reached it, Hermione grasped Sirius's arm, she had one last glance at the aurors chasing them before Sirius side-apperated with her.

Much to the surprise of Dumbledore, Harry, Sirius and Hermione appeared out of nowhere on his desk. His papers went flying everywhere and Hermione fell off the desk onto the floor, finally getting the rest she needed.

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