Author's note: Sorry if it took so long to publish the next chapters. I've been running a tight schedule, and I've been trying to catch up on homework and stuff, so I've hardly had any time to continue writing this. Hopefully, I'll try my best to finish the story and make it as good as I can.

Anyway, here we go.

~Little Mac's POV~

This had to be a joke. There was no way Samus could be dating a guy like Pit.

I mean, I don't mind that Samus likes Pit. The two of them really seem to get along quite well, but I don't like the fact that my ex-girlfriend is now going steady with an angel who can't fly.

I couldn't believe that Samus had a date with Pit on Saturday. Those guys were going to be all over each other with cheesy pet names and all that. Pit was going to spend the whole date making cow eyes at Samus. Ugh, I could almost see it in my head. I could feel my blood sugar rising the more I thought about it. Just the thought of Samus and the boy with chicken wings smooching was enough to make me sick to my stomach. It made me want to pull on my boxing gloves and punch the nearest wall. I could tell Captain Falcon and Snake were feeling the same way, because they used to be Samus's boyfriends before she broke up with them and started dating Pit instead. Until then, we didn't know that she liked him so much. And now, since she was taking Pit out for an afternoon on the town this coming weekend, both Falcon and Snake were feeling super jealous, maybe even more jealous than I was.

As the three of us sat on the couch in one of the Smash Mansion's lounge rooms, we expressed our jealousy with each other and tried to figure out what we were going to do in a situation like this.

"Seriously, boys, I think Samus has been spending too much time with Pit instead of us," said Falcon. "We've got to do something about it."

"I know, right?" I said. "Because they're together, they never want any of us getting in their way."

"But how are we going to do it?" asked Snake. "We can't just confront Pit outright and tell him that his relationship with Samus needs to be put to a halt."

"No, we can't," said Falcon. "That boy may be small in size, and he might not be able to fly very far with those weak little wings of his, but he's very quick and strong. If we try to prevent him from kissing Samus in front of him, he might pull out his bow and threaten to shoot us with those powerful arrows."

"Oh, man, you're right," I said. "I really don't want to take an arrow to the head. That would seriously hurt. Not to mention that he can pull off some really powerful punches and kicks when he's not using his arsenal of weapons. Believe me, I've seen him do that a few times, and oh man, can he pull a hard sucker punch or what? I've also learned the hard way that if you make him mad, he'll pull off something he calls an "Angel Kick"*, where he kicks you right in the place where no guy ever wants to be kicked."

"Are you serious?" exclaimed Falcon and Snake at the same time.

"Yeah," I said, cringing at the memory of the last time I got Angel Kicked. It was when I challenged him to a brawl match that only required the fighters to punch or kick their opponents instead of using weapons. I tried to punch him out with all my might, but he was just too fast. He ducked and dodged every move I made, and I think his wings were making him faster. Then he did something to distract me that I can't remember, and before I knew it, I got kicked. The last thing I remembered was falling to the ground, wincing from the surprise attack. Believe me, it was really painful. That was the day I learned that I should never get on that angel boy's bad side, unless I wanted to get viciously attacked.

"Oh, boy," sighed Snake. "This plan is going to be a lot harder than I thought."

"Mainly, I just want to keep 'em from smooching," I told them. "I don't want to see my ex-girlfriend kissing that chicken boy's lips. That would be really disgusting."

"You're right, Mac," said Falcon, shuddering at the thought. "Ewww! I can almost see it! A beautiful bounty huntress from outer space and a flightless bird-brain locking lips with each other? So repulsive!"

"I know, right?" groaned Snake. "I'm in no mood to see such a love-monkey fest like that. We really need to keep that from happening."

"But there has to be some way for us to do it without Pit suspecting anything," I said.

"You're right again, Mac," said Falcon. "We'll need to come up with a plan. And I think I might have one."

All three of us huddled together like a football team as Falcon shared his plan. It sounded a little complicated, because it involved a lot of traps, pranks, and other weird mechanisms, but since Falcon and Snake were experts at that kind of stuff, I knew that they could handle it.

"Let's make sure we get Ike into this," said Falcon.

"Ike?" I asked. "Why would we need him?"

"He used to date Samus, too, remember?" said Falcon. "But it was only for a short time until he got dumped by her."

"Oh yeah," I said. "I've kind of forgotten about that."

"Well, what are we waiting for?" asked Falcon. "Let's get Ike and start planning our sabotage!"

And so, all three of us rushed off to find the blue-haired mercenary and share our plan with him. Hopefully, he would agree to go along with it.

*Angel Kick - Pit's equivalent of the Falcon Punch.