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"Have you seen Lily?" Parker said as she checked her watch.
"No, I haven't since dinner, when she suddenly left for the bathroom," Candace said.
"You think she's alright? She said she was feeling sick," Caroline worriedly.
"I don't know, maybe we should-"
Parker was interrupted when James came into the room.
"Lily!" Caroline ran up and hugged her friend.
"Caroline!" said James, at first confused that Caroline was hugging him, than realized that he was 'Lily', not James.
"Oh, um, hi, girls," James began hesitantly, "I just wanted to get some blankets, I think I am going to sleep in the common room tonight."
"Why?" asked Parker.
"I don't know, I just want to," said James as he grabbed Lily's bedding and left.
"Is she PMSing or something?" asked Candace.
"Must be!" Parker responded.
"Yeah, she is," Caroline replied, "Lily is always on her period after me, and I just started, so that's probably it."
(A/N: James will have an interesting time in a little while, then, won't he. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.)
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"Here, Lily," James said as he came down the girls dormitory steps. I got your blankets for you." James laid out Lily a make-shift bed on one of the couches in the common room. Because of Lily not wanting to sleep and James's dorm, and James not wanting to sleep in Lily's, they decided to just sleep in the common room.
"Thanks, James," Lily replied sweetly, "But you know, you could have just summoned it."
"Oh, yeah," James said, feeling very stupid. "You could have mentioned that earlier, you know."
"Yeah, I guess, but the thought of where to sleep didn't cross my mind until you said you'd get blankets, and then you had left before I could say anything."
"Well, now I can summon my own blankets," James grinned. "Accio, James's Blankets!" he cried.
Immediately, sheets, pillows, and blankets came flying down from the boy's dormitories, and collided into James, leaving him buried on the floor under it all. Lily couldn't help but laugh at this.
"James, you arse! You need to make them land on the couch, not you!" she giggled. "Here, I'll help, Wingardium Leviosa!" Lily levitated the covers and made James a bed, next to hers on another couch.
"Ouch, flying pillows aren't comfy!" he said, rubbing his neck. "But we need pajamas now! What was that spell of Dumbledore's?"
"It was exuviae inflecto," Lily said, changing from James's school uniform.
Lily then looked down, and then realized with horror that she was only wearing a pair of boxers with broomsticks on them. "James!" she yelped. "Don't you have any pajamas?"
"No," he said casually. "I always sleep in my boxers." Then he grinned. "Why? Can you not stand looking my sexy body because you know you can't have it since we are switched?"
"No!" Lily said, annoyed. "I just wish that you had, or I had, I should say, more clothes on!"
James just laughed again. "Well, let's see what Lily sleeps, in, shall we," he said. "Hope you sleep naked!"
"I don't!" she said. Then she realized that James would wear what she usually sleeps in: short, really short shorts and a tank-top, a really low- cut tank top. Great, Lily. Now James will sleep in my skimpy night clothes, in my body! It can't possibly get worse.
"Exuviae inflecto!" he muttered, changing into Lily's pajamas. "Ooh, Evans, nice legs!" he said, examining what he was wearing. "Honestly, though, I would of thought you more of a sexy sheer gown type of girl," he said.
"Potter!" Lily growled.
"Just kidding, just kidding," he said nervously. "And what happened to 'James'? I thought we decided to call each other by our first names."
"I'll only call you 'James' when your not being a complete arse!" she declared.
"What if I'm being a partial arse," he said.
Lily glared at him and said, "A partial arse is just as bad. It's either Potter the arse or James."
"Alright, I'll aim for a James, considering we have to get along to be changed back."
"Good," she replied. "And now I'm tired, good night," Lily said as she rolled over on her couch, closing her eyes.
"Good night, Lily," he said, stretching out and doing the same.
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Lily awoke someone moving around noisily. She looked around, wondering why on earth she was in the common room, and she could tell, it was still early. Running her hand through her hair, she realized it was gone. Ahh! I'm bald! She thought, panicking.
Then she remembered. Oh, shit, I forgot. Me and Potter's bodies have switched. She turned around, to see if James, who was on the couch next to her, was awake. She saw him, fully dressed, banishing his blankets back to his bed upstairs in his dorm. That explained the noise.
"Oi, Lily, you're up!" he said.
"Geez, Potter, what time is it?" she said sleepily.
"6:43," he replied.
"Why are you up so early?"
"Dunno, just woke up, couches aren't the most comfortable things in the world, you know."
"Yeah, but there's no way in hell that I was going to sleep in your bed. Not to mention near Sirius."
James laughed, then stopped and said, "Hey, you called me Potter, I thought you said you'd call me James unless I was being and arse!"
"Well, you are up at 6:43, and breakfast isn't until 7:30," she began, laughing.
"Just look on the bright side, now you have 47 minutes to spend with me!"
"Ha-sodding-ha," she replied.
"Well, since we have the time, wanna play some wizards' chess?" he asked.
"Sure, but I'm warning you, you will lose."
"Bring it on," he challenged.
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"Moony, ahh! Moony, help, I'm being attacked!" Sirius cried out.
"What is it?" Remus sat up in bed. He looked over at Sirius, who was sitting on James's empty bed, being bombarded with pillows and blankets. He rolled his eyes and laughed.
"The pillows! The sheets! They got me! Look, Moony, they are trying to suffocate me!"
Remus just looked at him. James's bedding, which had mysteriously disappeared last night, was attempting to make itself back onto the bad, but since Sirius was sitting there, the sheets and blankets flew over him, and tucked in the edges around him.
"Help!" Sirius screamed, muffled by the covers that covered him.
"Oh, really, Sirius, just untuck yourself!" Remus groaned at him, being woken up for nothing.
"But Mooony, I can't, can't you see! They want me dead!" Sirius wasn't listening to Remus now. "Well, Moony, there is something I want you to know now that I'm about to die and all. The thing is, I-"
"For Merlin's sake, Peter! What are you doing?" Remus abruptly shrieked.
Just then Peter walked out of the dormitory bathroom wearing pink tights, a fluffy tutu, and a lacy pink bra. And the bra was stuffed with tissues. Lots of tissues.
"Moony, I'm hurt, I was just about to tell you the one thing I wanted you to no before I die, and now you started shrieking at Wormtail."
"Sirius, just frickin untuck yourself, you aren't going to die. And Peter, where did you get those?" Remus said dazed, not sure if he was in fact awake or dreaming. It seems like a bizarre dream, but then again, look who I room with; bizarre should be their middle names. He thought.
Sirius then realized that all he had to do to get out was untuck himself, he then burst out of the mounds of covers and began singing, "I'm alive, let the whole world know, it's a sign, I'm gonna let you know!"
Blank stares followed his random music burst, then, once they were over Sirius singing, the attention of the room turned back to Peter.
"Peter, you have boobs!" exclaimed Sirius. "And why are you wearing my ballet costume?"
"Your ballet costume?" Remus asked. He looked from Peter to Sirius with a sicken look.
"I was only trying it on to see how I looked, I wasn't expecting you two to be up…" his quiet voice trailed off.
Sirius was opened his mouth as if he was about to say something, then closed it when Remus said, "I don't even want to know, I'm getting dressed, and am going down to breakfast, and you two are not gonna bring this up again. Okay? Okay."
Sirius just shrugged and got dressed too, the he and Remus headed down the spiral staircase to go to breakfast, leaving Peter standing in their room wearing his tutu and bra.
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"Knight to E-5! And, check," said James, proud of himself for putting Lily's King in check. I'm gonna win, she'll see, he thought slyly.
"Really Potter, I can't believe that you fell for that old trick. Rook to E-5. Checkmate." Lily smiled haughtily as James's King was smashed to pieces, showing her victory.
"I can't believe I lost! I've never lost!" James was in shock.
"You'll just have to admit it, Potter, I'm better than you." Lily said.
"You are not! I could whip your arse any other time; you won out of sheer dumb luck!"
At that moment Sirius and Remus came down the stairs.
"Actually, it's a proven fact; James really hasn't been beat, Lily, my dear," Sirius said, seeing the two arguing at what 'James' had won.
"Except by me!" Lily said, forgetting, once again, that she was James.
"Oh dear, he is schizophrenic!" Remus said, looking worried.
"I have no clue what that means, but James, mate, referring to beating yourself at a game isn't a good thing," Sirius added.
Lily, still unaware that she is James, stares blankly at the two marauders. Then James says, "Oh, he was only joking, weren't you James?" He nodded at Lily.
Lily then understands. "Oh yeah, Lily." She faked a big smile.
"James? Lily? The world has gone mad! Why are you to on speaking terms? And first names? Wow is all I can say…" Sirius's voice trailed off, and then he got a sly smile on his face. "Oh, I get it," he began.
Remus looked at him anxiously awaiting the rest of his sentence. Sirius didn't make intelligent statements often. Or at least ones that had nothing to do with anything perverted. This sounded good.
"It all makes since! You two skip class at the same time, and are found walking back together. Then you two refuse to sleep in your dormitories, instead to sleep down here in the common room, with each other. You kids have been shagging each other senseless all night long, haven't you?"
Remus was wrong. This was something perverted.
"BLACK!" Lily said, forgetting, once again, she was James.
"Padfoot, really, I am offended. You call Evans here 'Lily' but you can't even call me Sirius?"
Lily then toned it down a little, so she sounded slightly friendly while she was raging with anger. "I can't believe you said that, mate. Actually, I can, but I didn't expect you too."
Then the portrait of the Fat Lady at the entrance to the common room burst open to Frank Longbottom running inside the room.
"You guys, you'll never believe it! Come out to the grounds! The squid's got Snape and is throwing him about in the lake!"
"Snivillus, being controlled by the giant squid? This I gotta see," Sirius said as he, Remus, James, and Lily left the common room, rushing for the lake.
A/N: well, there is another chapter! I've been running out of creative juices… I'm open to suggestions, any random ideas you reviewers have, try me!
Hazel-Buttafly: Thanks! And yeah, I agree about the James and other girls and Lily and Adam thing, next chapter the will be some of James flirting with girls at the lake, only he is in Lily's body! This can't end well, lol.
OhsnapI'll loveDracoMalfoy4ever: I try to update, and thanks for the comment! P.S., I like the long name! lol
Vegetarians will rule the Earth: Thanks, I'll try!
Monkeys-n-bananas: You just may be right about the 'budding romance' lol. And I love bananas!