The story get's weirder and weirder...I've had very little sleep and I hope this makes sense...Mature alert...Lots of Josh Mankey in this chapter.
Ron got off work at Smarty Mart, he was glad to be working again. His mind seemed to be doing better, he still wasn't eating as much as he should and sleep hadn't returned but things were looking up. He walked to his car in the parking lot and slid behind the steering wheel and dug his cell phone out of the glove compartment, "I better call Monique and check on her." His thoughts were of concern, the TV reports were calling it the Club Banana massacre and that made Ron a little uneasy.
Ron wheeled through his saved phone numbers till he reached Monique's; he dialed and waited for her to answer. After a few rings Monique answered, "Hey, I was wondering when you were going to call me." She said in a slightly hurt tone.
Ron squirmed, "I had to get off work first and then I had to get the phone out of my glove compartment…You ok, your not hurt are you?" Ron asked concerned.
Monique laughed, "Ron, I'm ok, she couldn't catch me."
Ron gave an uneasy laugh, "I seen the reports on TV and I…I just wanted to make sure…you know…I…I wouldn't want you to get hurt because of me." He told her sadly.
Monique smiled, "Hey is so sweet." She thought to herself. "No Ron, I'm ok, I still have a couple of hours of work here at the store to do and then I'm heading in for the night."
Ron smiled, "Wow, Kim must have really trashed the place." He said with a laugh.
Monique nodded, "Ohhhhhhhhh Kim was in rare form today…She got the worst of it I'm afraid after she was maced." She said with a giggle.
Ron winced, "Poor Kim" he said sadly.
Monique was taken aback, "What do you mean poor Kim; she was trying to kill me." She told Ron indigently.
Ron laughed, "Monique, you have to remember Kim's pretty fast, I'm sure if she really wanted to catch you she would have caught you…I'll try and talk with her tonight…I still have feelings for Kim, Monique…but right now I want to focus on building a relationship with you…If that's ok with you." He told her nervously.
Monique smiled, "Me Like…Ron, you go ahead and do what you feel you have to with Kim…I do feel bad the way things went for her…but…you know." She was afraid to finish the thought.
Ron smiled, "Did you get in much trouble for Thursday night ritual?" he asked suddenly concerned with Monique's very large father.
Monique laughed, "I got the riot act and I'm grounded for ten years, but I calmed daddy down…He says he'd kind of like to meet you." Monique said cautiously.
Ron laughed, "Only if I get another ten foot head start…Hey I got an idea for this Thursday night." He said with chuckle.
Monique lifted an eyebrow, "You're not inviting Kim." She told him flatly.
Ron laughed, "I don't think "Voice of God" is quite Kim's scene…I was thinking we need a few virgins for Thursday night, how about Ned and Tina?" Ron suggested hoping for positive response.
Monique started laughing, "I could just see Ned and Tina being sacrificed…Do it!"
Ron started laughing, "Ok, I'll drop by Bueno Nacho on the way home and float the idea by him…Of course I won't tell him about the band." Ron laughed evil laugh.
Monique laughed, "You're an evil man Ron, evil…I'll see you in school tomorrow…ok?" She said in a sad voice because she didn't really want to hang up, but she had to get back to work.
He told his new girlfriend goodbye and started the car up and pulled out of the Smarty Mart parking lot, it was time to drop bye Bueno Nacho and talk to Ned and make plans for this Thursday night. It would be a Thursday night that none of them would ever soon forget.
Ron drove into the Bueno Nacho parking lot; he entered the restaurant to find Ned, He looked over at the booths and tables and he spotted Josh Mankey. Ron lifted an eyebrow, "Since when does pretty boy eat here?" he thought as he walked up to the order counter.
Ron spotted him behind the counter, "Hey Ned, got a few minutes." He asked a very nervous looking Ned.
Ned smiled, "Sure Ron, let's go outside so I can smoke." He said in a nervous voice as he called one of his fellow employees to watch the front.
Ron cocked his head, "Since when does Ned smoke?" he thought to himself.
The two friends went outside, Ned was jumpy and nervous. Ron looked at his friend, "Ned you all right." He asked him.
Ned looked around and motioned for Ron to follow him to the back of the store, "Ron, Josh Mankey's been here all day." He said in a low voice.
Ron looked at Ned confused, "Waiting on a date?" he reasoned.
Ned put his hands up to his head, "Ron he keeps looking at me and licking his straw." He told Ron in exasperation.
Ron finally got it, "Ohhhhhh…I see…Well Ned, I'm sure it was crush Tina but I think she's open minded enough to accept your new lifestyle if you started to date Josh." Ron told his friend while trying hard not to laugh.
Ned was close to going ballistic, "RON THIS ISN'T FUNNY, what'll I do? I can't run him off…He's creeping me out." Ned said in a desperate tone.
Ron was laughing, "Ned's got a secret admirer, you bad powerful slab of man you." Ron teased him as he punched him in the arm.
Ned was walking in circles with his hands on top of head, "Ron what I'm I going to do?" He whined at his friend.
Ron shook his head, "Ned what are you and Tina doing on Thursday night, I was wondering if you wanted to go to the Odyssey after Monique and I get off work?" he asked his friend.
Ned smiled, "School night…sounds dangerous…We're in…or at least I'll ask Tina first." He told him.
Ron nodded, "Cool, look I'm kind of broke right now, you hook me and Rufus up with some free food and I'll solve the Mankey problem for you." Ron asked sticking out his hand to shake on the deal.
Ned smiled, "Deal, let's go inside." He told Ron happily shaking his hand.
Ron and Ned walked back in the restaurant, Ron slid into the booth across from Josh Mankey, "Soooooooo Josh long time no see…What you been u p to these days?" he asked Kim's former suitor.
Josh eyed Ron suspiciously, "I keep busy, painting, art stuff, and interpretive dance." He told Ron.
Ron nodded, "I have no idea what interpretive dance is but I'm sure it's fascinating." Ron said nervously.
Ron continued to nod, "Hey…you know me and Kim broke up again…She's pretty down and all and I was wondering if you wouldn't mind dating her again?" Ron was getting more confident now, now he had an excuse to talk to Josh.
Josh rolled his eyes, "You know Ron…Kim's cool and all but I've kind of opened my mind to other possibilities these days." He told Ron with a wink.
Ron nodded, "Hehehe…Yea…well….I…I…I…get ya…umm." Ron's train of thought had jumped its tracks.
Josh straightened up in his seat, "Ron, you've changed a lot since I saw you with Kim last year…You've developed a fine looking body…sinewy muscles…pretty hair, You ever thought of doing any nude modeling." He asked Ron with a lifted eyebrow.
Ron giggled, "Yea…I mean NO…I've not ever…thought of doing that…ummm…ok…I gotta go…and all." Ron's was stammering trying to escape prying eyes of Josh Mankey.
Ron got up to leave when he saw Ned approaching with his food, "Hey look there's Ned with my food, I think I have to leave now." Ron said as he started to walk out of Bueno Nacho.
Josh followed him outside, "I was thinking about doing a painting of Michelangelo's David, you could come over and pose and I could rub you down with some baby oil to make your muscles glisten...can you come by Tuesday around…say six o'clock?" He asked as he reached out to touch Ron's arm that was holding the Bueno Nacho bag.
Ron dropped the bag of food, "Oh hey…I …k…oh" Ron was in panic mode as he bent down to pick up his bag of food.
Josh smiled, "Great I'll see you on Tuesday then…You know Ron, you've become a very attractive man." He told him as he closed distance and embraced Ron.
Ron dropped his Bueno Nacho bag again, and was nodding his head up and down. Then Josh walked away and got into his car drove off. Ron just stood there looking around as his mind started working again, "The things I'll do for free food….Great…Now I've got a date with Josh Mankey." He thought wearily to himself.
Ron slid behind the wheel of the car, he felt sick to his stomach, "Kim's going to kill me, I've stole her friend Monique and I have a date with her ex-boyfriend." Ron shook his head and then started to laugh.
It was dark out but not too late to visit Kim, Ron pulled up into the Possible's driveway, he sat in the car for a long moment, "Better not mention anything about Josh to Kim, she's pretty naïve about this stuff…Funny I was supposed to be the platonic male friend and Josh was supposed to be the main boyfriend…Funny how things work out…Well let's get this over with." He thought to himself as he got out of the car.
Ron stood in front of the door and took a deep breath, "I'm sure her dad will still hate me." He thought sadly as he reached out and rang the door bell.
Mr. Dr. P. answered the door, "Hello Ronald…I don't know if it's a good time to see Kim or not…She had a bad day shopping….So how are you and Maureen doing?" He asked proud that he was keeping up with Kim's social life.
Ron nodded, "Me and…Maureen are doing ok, I just need to talk to Kim for a few minutes…I won't be here long…If that's what concerns you." Ron said bitterly.
Mr. Dr. P. smiled, "I'll see if she's still up…come on inside." He told him as he walked up stairs to check on Kim.
Ron walked into the house, "Oh sure, now that I'm not dating Kim, I'm a good guy again…Yep don't have to worry about me and Kim having any half Jew babies." Ron was starting to get angry and he knew he had to stop thinking like this.
Ron knew he couldn't let his emotions get carried away, he was there for Kim. He saw her dad coming back down stairs, "Kim says you can come up for a bit…Tomorrow's a school day." He told him sternly.
Ron nodded, "You don't have to worry about me and Kim having kids, Josh Mankey wants to bare my child." He thought wickedly to himself as he climbed the stairs to Kim's bedroom.
He stood outside her bedroom door for a moment to clear his mind and then he knocked on the door, "Hey Kim…can I come in." he asked nervously.
There was a long silence from the other side of the door, "Yes Ron you can come in for a minute or two." She said in a tired voice.
Ron stepped inside the room; "Hey…I heard you had a bad day?" he asked trying to get the conversation rolling.
He saw Kim sitting with her back to him on the bed; the light was out in the room. The only illumination was from a small table lamp. Ron walked over towards the bed and pulled out a chair from Kim's makeup table and took a seat, "Want to talk about it?" he asked quietly.
Kim shook her head, "Nothing to talk about…I'm in soooooooo much trouble…I…just…I miss you soooo much." She said tearing up.
Ron reached out and squeezed her shoulder, "Kim, I never meant to hurt you…I don't know how to explain it…I never thought about Monique like I thought about you, but things are different now." He told her sadly.
Kim shook her head, "I should have kept that stupid jacket…Monique played me." She told him angrily.
Ron shook his head, "Kim you shouldn't be mad at Monique, you should be mad at me…Monique was going to help me get you back and then we…got kind of fond of each other…We were both surprised…Neither of us wanted to hurt you." Ron told her quietly.
Kim shook her head, "It was her idea…Your not smart enough to come up with something like that on your own." She told him bitterly.
Ron closed his eyes, "She really does think I'm stupid…oh well…can't do any thing about that now I guess." He thought sadly to himself.
Ron squeezed Kim's shoulder again, "Kim, you are one of the most beautiful girls I know, there'll be other boyfriends for you…You could ask Josh Mankey out again…Tuesday night's a good night for a date…What do you think?" he asked her praying that she would ask Josh out on Tuesday night.
Kim giggled, "You and your Josh Mankey obsession…Ron that's so over…He likes other girls now." Kim said sadly.
Ron frowned and nodded his head, "NOOOOOOOO Kim you don't understand, he's obsessed with ME, he wants to see ME naked, he wants to rub baby oil all over ME…Oh well…it was worth a try" He thought sadly to himself.
Ron shrugged his shoulders, "You do know what I'm trying to say don't you? You got so much going on for you…and I was lucky to have been able to date you and have you as my best friend." He told her sincerely.
Kim turned and took Ron's hand, Ron almost jumped. He saw why she was sitting with her back to him; her eyes were swollen shut from the pepper mace. Kim squeezed his hand, "I do know what your saying Ron and I'm still hurting…I just wish I could do missions again, I don't know why everything always goes wrong for me now and I don't know why?" she told him.
Ron stood up and sat down on the bed next to her and put his arm around her, "I do…it's because I'm not there anymore saying, "That's a bad idea Kim" or "Should we really be doing this Kim?" or "I don't know KP?" sometimes you'd listen, most of the time not…I do think it made a difference though." He told her quietly.
Kim smiled a weak smile, "Yea…I'm in so much trouble…I don't know what's going to happen with all this…I feel so stupid." She said sadly.
Ron laughed, "It'll blow over, how many times have we wreaked havoc and nothing was ever said?" he asked her with a grin.
Kim giggled softly, "A lot"
Ron nodded, "Well I have to leave now, we still buddies?" he asked her as he pulled her closer to him.
Kim reached around him and hugged him, "Yea….Ron…Would you tell Monique…that I'm sorry." She asked sadly.
Ron lifted an eyebrow, "Sorry you tried to hit her or sorry you didn't catch her?" he asked with a laugh.
She punched Ron in the ribs hard and he let out a yelp, "Both" she said giggling as Ron stood up to leave the room.
Ron walked to the door, "I'll see you tomorrow at school Kim." He told her.
Kim nodded and waived, and then Ron left the room. He walked downstairs and nodded at Mr. Dr. P. on his way to the door, "Ronald you know your welcome over here anytime now." He told the teenager as he walked out the door.
Ron smiled, "Yep not dating Kim, back in good graces, time to go home and feed Rufus." He thought sadly to himself.
Ron was tired, two full days at Smarty Mart and very little sleep, Monique, Ned, Josh, Kim it was all Ron could do to keep people straight in his mind anymore, "Let's see, I should have talked to Kim sooner…I shouldn't have talked to Josh at all…I should have talked to Monique a little more...Ned's not gay…It's been a long day…Glad I'm working on Tuesday night." He thought wearily to himself as he drove his car up the hill to his house.
Ron pulled the car in the drive way and killed the engine, he closed up the car after he took his Bueno Nacho sack out and looked at the sky, it was a clear, cold night and he could make out a few stars. He started to roll through his mind about what the week would be like as he climbed the stairs to his room, "I work Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday…Sorry Josh, Thursday, I go out with Monique…I really like Monique…I ought to buy her something when I get paid next…She always saw me giving stuff to Kim…Don't want her to feel left out…I have to remember to talk to Monique about our schedule's tomorrow so I can change mine around so we can spend more time together." He opened the door and turned on the light in his room, Rufus popped his head up with a disgruntled look on his face till Ron held up the bag of food.
Rufus hopped up on his hind legs and clapped his little paws together and squeaked, "Nacos" as Ron handed him some food.
Ron shook his head as he watched him eat, "Chew slowly Rufus, you don't know what daddy had to do to get that food tonight." He told his little friend with a sly grin.
Ron sat back on his bed and started to eat some of his food, it was cold but it was still food. He stared at the mirror, "One of these days Kim will meet the right guy and I'll just be a casual acquaintance, or she'll end up dating another pretty man like Josh and then she'll lose interest and then maybe Josh and that guy will find each other and find happiness…or at least buy their baby oil by the drum…I don't know…I can't wait for Thursday…Everything feels like it's starting to click again…I just wish that I could sleep." He thought wearily to himself.
Ron ate lunch with Monique as was his daily ritual, he told her about Josh and she nearly fell out of her chair laughing, "Ain't no man going to be rubbing his sweaty hands on my man…You know Ron…I wouldn't mind if you posed for me naked and let me rub baby oil all over you." She said with a sly grin.
Ron had a big grin on his face, "Looks like my new EH GF is a little on the freaky side." He told her smiling.
Monique smiled and pulled on his ear, "No, no, no little, that's like being a little bit pregnant, you either are a freak or you aren't…and your in luck because I'm all freak baby." She said teasing Ron.
Ron laughed, "We have got to make it out to Quarry Lake…So what's your work schedule again?" he asked smiling.
Monique smiled, "Easy…I'm off Tuesday's and Saturday's….FC FBF." She said smiling.
Ron smiled, "Let me guess, Freaky Boyfriend…I'll start taking off on those days…I want to spend more time with you." He told her honestly.
Monique smiled, "I can deal with that…Now eat." She ordered him pointing at his plate of food.
Ned ate lunch with his usual lunch time companion and girl of his dreams Tina, "So anyways Josh follows Ron outside and gives him a big hug…You should of seen poor Ron's face…it was priceless." They both laughed at Ron's new Beau.
Ned of course left out the part of the story that Josh was originally attracted to him, he then decided to broach the topic of Thursday night, "Hey Tina, Ron and Monique are headed downtown Thursday night to the Odyssey after they get off work and they wanted to know if you and I could go with them?" Ned asked excitedly.
Tina's mood turned dark, "You know how I feel about Ron Stoppable, he's a bad influence on you Ned…He's been so erratic these last few months…Thursdays a school night…my parents would kill me…OK LET'S DO IT." She said hopping up and down in her chair excitedly.
Ned laughed and clapped his hands, "I'll get with Ron later and we'll work out the detail...That is if it's all right with Josh." Ned told her with a wicked grin.
Thursday night finally arrived Ron changed his cloths in the Smarty Mart locker-room and he was looking sharp, he slapped some fine Smarty Mart Cologne on his face that he found in one of the empty lockers and was ready to go pick up his gal Monique.
Ron drove up to the Middleton Mall and met up with Ned and Tina and then finally Monique came outside and the foursome was complete. Ron fired the engine on his car and drove towards downtown. He heard the cell phone ringing in the glove compartment, "Hey Monique could you hand me the phone?" he asked his beautiful new sidekick.
Monique found the phone and handed it to Ron, he looked at the number but didn't recognize it, "Hello" he said not quite knowing what to expect.
Ron's eyes about popped out of his head and he quickly pulled the car over, "Hey Josh…Yea…I'm sorry about Tuesday…I forgot I had to work…Yea…Ummmm…Not that there's anything wrong or anything but how did you get my number…Uh huh…Kim…Oh yea…Kim's always willing to help…she's special like that…yea." Ron looked at Monique and shook his head.
Ron's attention was drawn back to the phone, "What's that Josh…you used to like oysters but you like snails better now…ok that's interesting …Gosh…I don't know if it's ok to like both oysters and snails…I was never much for seafood…Can I come over tonight…uhhhhh…nooooo…not a good idea…" Ron mouthed the words "HELP ME" to Monique as Tina and Ned did they're best to control their laughter.
Monique pointed at the phone and motioned she wanted to talk to Josh, "Uhhhhhhh yea sponge baths are cool I guess. Hey…look Monique wants to talk to you." He said as he handed the phone to his girlfriend and then he slumped down in the driver's seat.
Monique took the phone from Ron, "Hey Josh Mankey, what's this I hear about you wanting to rub baby oil on my man? Ain't nobody gonna rub baby oil on my Ron except me, you hear what I'm saying? OHHHHH NO YOU DIDN'T, NO YOU DIDN'T GO THERE, You are not more woman than I'll ever be…Josh Mankey you know we have fifth hour together…Yea, you bring it on sweet pea, I'll give you a bitch slap fight like you won't believe." Monique hung up the phone and she was fuming and everyone in the car was laughing and rooting Monique on.
Ron started driving again, and Monique was still tweaked, "Kim gave him your cell phone number…KIM, gave him your cell phone number, we'll I guess that's her little payback to you." She said angrily.
Ron laughed and reached over and started rubbing the back of Monique's neck, "No…I tried to get Kim to ask out Josh last Sunday night, she still thinks he has other girl friends." Ron informed her.
Monique shook her head, "Is she blind…I mean come on Kim the boy is prettier than you are, that's usually a good tip off." She told Ron as she was trying to get calmed down.
Ron chuckled, "Now Monique, Kim comes by that honest, she takes after her dad on those things." Ron said as he started to rub her neck again.
Ron drove to the club and parked, he was still getting ribbed by Ned about Josh. Ron was kind of Joshed out so when they were going in he pulled Ned to the side, "Hey Ned, enough about Josh, ok…I just want to relax listen to the music and enjoy myself with Monique…ok."
Ned could tell that Ron meant it, he looked tired and he could tell that Ron really did like Monique, "Ok, Ron you got it." He told his friend.
They paid the cover charge and had their underage arm bands on, Ron had the girls go get a table in the main room and he and Ned went to the Bar for soda's, "Hey Jill, I need a coke and a diet coke." and then he pointed at Ned and he ordered sodas for him and Tina.
Ron looked to Ned remembering that he was broke, "Hey I don't get paid for a while, can you get the sodas?"
Ned nodded, "Yea, I'll pick up the tab for tonight."
Jill came back with the sodas, "Ron Man, don't let your girlfriend get wasted again…Ok"
Ron laughed and nodded, "Ohhhhhh yea, that won't happen again." He promised the bartender.
Ned looked at Ron, "You got Monique drunk last week?"
Ron shrugged, "It's hard to explain to a virgin." He told him as Ned gave him a very quizzical look.
They went and sat down with their dates, and then the disciples started to enter the club. Tina and Ned kind of looked at one another and then at Ron. He took a drink of his soda and shrugged, "What?"
Ron then saw the man dressed up as a priest with the inflatable sheep, and sure enough the man was dispensing sheep shots. Ron smiled and waited for the priest to come closer then he pointed at Ned and Tina and screamed, "VIRGINS" then the girl dressed like a nun looked their way and pointed at Ned and Tina and screamed, "VIRGINS"
The priest came over to the table, "Ahhhhhhhhh we have some new believers and a couple of virgins. He said as he handed Ron the sheep, Ron took the sheep shot better this week, he knew what to expect, then the sheep went to Monique and she took the shot and smiled.
The priest turned and handed the sheep to Tina and she stared at it with her mouth hanging open, "Come on girl, drink from the sheep, it'll put hair on your chest." She looked over at Monique and Ron and saw that they were still living and then she closed her eyes and partook of the sheep. She was cross-eyed for a few moments and then smiled weakly.
Then it was Ned's turn, Ned looked at Ron and he made a drink up gesture. Ned smiled and drank from the sheep. Ned's cheeks puffed out as he swallowed the sheep shot, "Ok…Ron…What's going on?" he asked in a slightly tweaked voice.
Ron laughed, "Voice of God…those nuns and priests out there are the disciples… the loyal following for the band…If you've never seen a show you're a virgin." Ron told him.
Tina giggled, "We're Virgins" and then she started laughing and that made Ned feel better. Ron looked over at Monique and she just shrugged.
Then the club went dark and the happy little man in the nun's habit came out with the band and started their opening set. Ned looked over at Ron and Ron pointed at the stage. There was no true way of describing accurately a Voice of God show, especially while it was going on.
Ned and Tina finally started to get into the swing of things and were loosening up and enjoying the show. The band was kickin' again and now Ron and Monique knew some of the lyrics so they could sing along when the happy little man in the nun's habit stopped playing his Macintosh and pointed at the crowd.
Then came the break in the set to sacrifice the virgins, Ron thought to himself, "Well this either make em' or break em'. The nun came up and pointed at Ned and Tina and screamed, "VIRGINS"
Then Tina jumped up and dragged Ned down to the stage with her, Ron looked at Monique, "Well, I think she's really into the show." Ron said laughing.
They followed Tina and Ned to the stage to watch the sacrifice, Tina hopped up on stage and lay down and the happy little man in the nun's habit pulled her shirt and poured Jack Daniels into her belly button and then just like last week with Monique she screamed giggled.
Then the happy little man in the nun's habit pointed at Ned, "Drink from the fountain of life"
Ned bent down unsure of what to do, and then Tina reached up and grabbed the back of his head and pulled him to her stomach, "GET IT NED, GET IT" she screamed as Ned finally figured out what to do.
Ron looked over at Monique and lifted an eyebrow, Monique nodded back, "Oh yea, Tina's a freak...big time." She told Ron.
Ron laughed and nodded his head, "Right on"
Then it was Ned's turn and Tina wasn't bashful about what she wanted, she did the belly shot and then swung her leg over Ned and started to pull his shirt up and the crowd went nuts. It took a little bit of time to pull Tina off of Ned, "I WANT YOU NED" Tina screamed at the top of her lungs and Ned just smiled a stupid little grin and the crowd cheered louder.
Monique pulled Ron to her by his collar, "I want you Ron Stoppable" and then gave him a kiss and they both started laughing.
Ned and Tina received their Voice of God CD's and set back down at the table. Ron was thirsty tonight so most of his soda was gone and now the cup was magically refilled with straight Jack Daniels. Then Ron noticed that everyone else's drink at the table was refilled.
Ron smiled and shook his head, he looked at Monique and she shook her head "NO" and waived her hand in front of her. Ron laughed and looked at Tina and Ned, Tina was planted firmly in Ned's lap and she was mauling him. Ron smiled and shook his head, "Guys you may want to nurse those drinks very carefully." He told them and they paid no attention to him.
The band came back on and started their next set, Tina jumped off of Ned's lap and started hooting and shaking her fist at the band and then she was dancing and taking big drinks out of her soda cup.
Monique finally came across and sat in Ron's lap and started kissing his ear, "Ron, she shakes that money maker in my face one more time, I will slap her sober." She told Ron giggling and then went back to kissing him.
Ron kissed Monique and started working his way down her neck, "Then you need to stay right here in my lap." He told her as he continued working on her neck. Then he started to slowly work his fingers up and down her spine.
Monique shivered, "You know what that does to me? Next time out, we're not babysitting and we're headed to Quarry Lake." She told him between kisses.
Ron nodded and then his make out session was interrupted by Tina, "RONNIE, are you gong to finish your drink…I'm thirsty." Ron looked up and seen that both Tina and Ned's cups were empty.
Ron just shook his head and waived his hand, "Help yourself Tina." He told her as he turned his attention back to Monique.
When the show ended the happy little man in the nun's habit lay down on the cross and everyone started to throw beer and cups at him, Ron went to throw his drink and discovered that Ned and Tina had polished them all off, so Ron hurled an empty cups at the caravan as it passed by him.
Then the show was over and the lights came on Ron looked at Tina and Ned, Tina was wound up and Ned just sat there with a stupid grin on his face, "Oh Boy…here we go again." Ron thought.
Ron looked at Monique who was smiling and shaking her head, and then he looked over at Tina and Ned, "Ok guy's shows over, let's head home." He told them as he tried to move Ned's dead weight.
Ned started moving, "I'm ok Ron, see, I can walk." Ned told him as he tried to get up.
Tina grabbed him and helped steady him, "I think Ned's had too much drink to had.' She told Ron slurring her words drunkenly and nodding her head.
Ron nodded, he could smell Tina from across the table, he knew she was trashed. Ron and Monique finally helped both of them to the car. Then Tina took off her shirt and slung it in the front seat with Ron and then the bra followed. She pulled Ned to her chest, "I WANT YOU NOW NED." She screamed as she started pulling Ned's shirt off.
Ron and Monique sat in the front seat with their mouths hanging open, then Monique reached over and grabbed Ron by the chin and turned him to face her, "I think we need to wait outside." She told him.
They both got out of the car as it started its rhythmic dance back and forth to the tune of Tina and Ned's young love. Ron rubbed his face, "Monique I'm not sure about these things, but I think Ned is being raped." He told her with a smile.
Monique laughed, "I think you're right Ron, let's go sit on that park bench over there." She suggested.
Ron looked at Monique, "I almost forgot, you look really great tonight." He told her.
Monique giggled, "Thank you Ron, you look pretty spankin' yourself…and do I detect the smell of cologne this evening." She asked with smile.
Ron smiled and nodded his head, "Smarty Mart's finest." He told her.
Monique laughed, "That fine smellin' industrial stuff come by the barrel?" she asked.
Ron smiled and shook his head "No" then he thought that the bottle was awfully big. Ron looked over to see his little car bouncing back and fourth and he could hear the occasional cries of passion from inside of his car. He looked at Monique and pointed, "Do you think I need new shocks?" he asked watching his car jump around.
Monique slapped the bench as she lay back and started to laugh, "That's my Ron…Only you could think of shocks at a time like this." She told him.
Ron shrugged, and sat down next to her, "I see your still wearing my jacket." He told her.
Monique nodded, "I know how to keep my Ron happy." She told him and gave him a kiss.
Ron broke off the kiss, "Next date, we go it alone…Dragging those two along I feel I got cheated out of some Monique time." He told her sadly.
Monique snuggled up to Ron, "Yea, I felt the same way…Hey the car quit shaking, let's go see if they're ready to go." She asked him as she got up from the bench.
They walked back up to the car and Ron peeked in the driver's side rear window and jumped back and as two little feet wearing socks appeared on the window, "Too small for Ned's feet." he thought to himself. Ron peaked in again and shook his head. He walked over to the other side and saw Monique looking in the back window.
He waived for her to follow him and they stepped back from the car as it started its rhythmic course again. Ron looked at Monique and pointed at the car, "I'm not sure how to put this…but doesn't that hurt girls...doing that stuff?" he said trying to get the gist of the question over to Monique.
Monique shook her head and smiled, "You really don't know much about girls do you?" she thought to herself. Then she pulled Ron to her and gave him a big tongue kiss, "You may get to find out one day." She told him seductively.
Ron smiled and kissed her back, "Booyah" he said with a grin.
When Ned and Tina finally finished up, Ron opened the door and jumped back, the car smelled of sex and sweat. Ron just shook his head, "Ned…your washing that back seat out buddy." He thought to himself as he grimaced and climbed in behind the driver's wheel.
The two love birds were sort of dressed, Tina was sleeping against the passenger side door and Ned just sat on the other side still wearing his stupid grin and no shirt but at least his pants were pulled up. Monique looked over at Tina, she was a mess, she had Ned's shirt on, no shoes and her pants were still around her knees.
Monique just shook her head, "I'm going to have to help this freak get dressed when we get back to the mall." She thought sadly to herself.
Ron dropped Ned and Tina off at the Mall, "Ned…you ok to drive." He asked his friend.
Ned smiled and waived, "Oh yea…yea…Isn't Tina great…yea." He said as he crawled in behind the steering wheel.
Ron just nodded his head, "Oh yea…great" he thought to himself.
Monique helped Tina into the car, "My knees are soooooooooo wobbly…Ned is an animal." She told Monique.
Monique and Ron watched Ned's little car drive away, "Monique…I think we're going to leave the babysitting to Kim from now on…I don't think we're very good at it." He said smiling.
Monique giggled, "Take me home, you wild untamed stallion." She told him as she dragged him to her for a savagely passionate kiss.
Ron laughed, "It's good to be by ourselves again." He told her honestly.
Ron dropped Monique off at three in the morning, "We made better time this week." He thought to himself.
He kissed Monique goodbye and drove home. He had survived another Thursday night ritual and was more than ready to go home.
At school the next morning Kim was getting herself ready for school, last weekend's Club Banana Massacre was fading into memory. She picked a few books she would need out of her locker and turned and saw Ned strutting by her; he gave her a big smile and a thumbs up.
Kim nodded, "Ned?'
She shook her head, then Tina came in all pleasant and smiling, "Kim if you see Ronnie, tell him I left my bra and panties inside of his car….Thanks." and then she was off.
Kim shook her head, "Poor Monique…I wonder if she knows…well if she don't…I'll tell her myself." She thought to herself devilishly.
Ron came through the door, he looked tired as usual, "Hey KP…Ned is not gay…remember that." He told her and then walked off to his own locker.
Kim just blinked, "That was…weirder than usual for Ron." She thought to herself.
Monique came in the door next wearing her sunglasses and black turtle neck sweater, "Kim…it was awful…Ron and Ned made me and Tina do…un…unnatural things to each other…and then they took turns satisfying their carnal desires…I…I'll never be the same Kim." She told her as she put a hand to her mouth and ran around the corner.
Once around the corner, Monique smiled, "PSYCHE" she said under her breath.
Kim just stood at the locker and then she turned looked down the hallway, "I don't think I really want to know what Ron does on Thursday nights." She thought to herself bewildered by what she had just witnessed.