Ron made it back to school but didn't even have a chance to make it to his locker before he was snatched out of the hallway and sent directly to Principle Kelby's office. Ron shrugged he knew this was coming.

Principle Kelby smiled and motioned for Ron to enter the office, and then she closed the door behind her, then she began with her make shift interrogation, "Well I'm happy to see your back from where ever it was you vanished to, so are you here to stay or are you intending to leave again?"

Ron shifted his weight in his char, "I'm here to stay."

Principle Kelby was looking for Ron's folder, "Disciplinary problems since you've came to Middleton, tardys, fighting, food fight, and now a month of being absent…What do you think we should do to correct these problems?"

Ron nodded his head, "Well I'd like to make up my course work and continue my senior year of high school and receive a diploma with my friends."

Principle Kelby laughed at Ron, "Oh just like that, you've missed an entire month of school Ron. We have three days left till the holiday break…I'm going to review your file and then after you come back in January, I'll make a decision on what I'm going to do with you."

Ron fidgeted in his seat, "Ok….Sooooooo, I can go now?"

Principle Kelby nodded, "Go to your classes, I'm sure there will be loads of make up work for you to do." She told him as she pointed towards the door.

Ron cringed as he exited the office, "This does not bode well, I'm afraid." Ron thought to himself.

Ron went to his locker and retrieved his books for first hour; Ron made it inside the door just as the bell rang. His first hour teacher looked up at him, "Tardy are we Mr. Stoppable."

Ron shook his head, "No…I was inside the room, I just came back from Principle Kelby's office." He explained.

The teacher frowned, "Tardy is tardy, but tardy is better than absent but I will have to mark you as tardy anyway."

Ron looked at the teacher funny and then took his seat, "Why do I have the feeling that they are going to jump me for every little thing today….I guess I'm a marked man." Ron thought wryly.

Ron was late for every single class, didn't matter how early he was in the room, by the end of the day he had to spend the rest of the week in detention. Ron also had a month's worth of course work to complete by Friday in order pass his classes.

At the end of the day Ron was in detention with Mr. Barkin, "So Stoppable, I guess all those scholarships are toast by now, no one wants to give a scholarship to someone who is mentally unstable."

Ron nodded and thought sadly to himself, "I seen this coming…I will give Barkin credit for one thing, at least he doesn't sugar coat it. He just lays it out there."

Ron started to dig into his course work then Mr. Barkin interrupted him again, "You know what they're going to do you when you come back in January Stoppable?"

Ron heaved a heavy sigh, "No coach what are they going to do with me when I come back in January?" he asked.

Mr. Barkin chuckled, "Why Stoppable they're going to put you where all the other mentally unstable students go…"

Ron put down his pen and blinked his eyes and then he shook his head and said fearfully, "No…not that."

Mr. Barkin nodded and then he lost his smile and he leaned in and quietly told Ron, "I wouldn't blame you if you dropped out and completed a GED at MCC."

Ron was sick, "MOKKIS…Middleton Operation Keep Kids in School, great I'm gong to be in there with the serious nut jobs." Ron thought sadly.

Ron looked at Barkin and shook his head, "I…I don't deserve to be in there."

Mr. Barkin nodded and told him quietly, "You know that and I know that but that is where you'll be come January…Your not a bad guy Stoppable, think about MCC."

Ron looked at the pile of homework in front of him, "It seems so pointless now; I could go to the community college and get the GED…No big…"

Then Ron flipped open his text book, "I will not let them win, they are not going to steal my senior year, they aren't going to cheat me out of my diploma….I will find a way."

Ron speeded things up by just not trying to learn the course matter and only answering the questions on the homework assignments. He managed to knock one class off in detention and that made him feel more confident.

He had a 1,200 word paper due before Friday in English class and he knew he had to do it tonight if he was going to go out with Monique on Thursday night. He drove home with the English work and social studies homework. He knew once he polished those classes off the other three would be easy enough to complete.

Upon return to school on Thursday, Ron was once again immediately whisked away to Principle Kelby's office this time for a meeting with Dr. Evelyn Klinghammer, Middleton High School's psychiatrist.

Principle Kelby had Ron take a seat in front of the desk, "This Dr. Kilinghammer and she wanted to have a few words with you to see how you're readjusting to life again in school."

Ron closed his eyes, "No she wants to see if I'm a nut and a danger to the school population…I should have seen this coming." He thought angrily as he shook the Doctors hand.

Dr. Klinghammer smiled a very toothy grin at Ron that made him think that she looked a like a panther that was getting ready to toy with its kill, "Well first of all I'd like to welcome you back to school. Wow a month off and no explanation of where you went. It must have been quite an adventure."

Ron gave a half smile and said, "Must have been."

Dr. Klinghammer pointed at the walls and tried to reassure Ron, "Now everything that is said in this room is completely confidential and will not appear on your record or be repeated outside this room."

Ron smiled and thought sadly to himself, "Well she didn't wait too long before she started to lie, Ohhhhhhhh that's right you can tell when she's lying because her lips keep moving."

Ron knew enough to know that what ever was said in Principle Kelby's office would be all over the school by the end of the day. What ever whacked out theory that she comes up with would be how Ron would be treated for the rest of his academic stay at Middleton High School.

Dr. Klinghammer continued her oft repeated speech about confidentiality and then got right to the core of her business, "So is the reason you left for a month due to a childhood trauma? Ron were you ever sexually molested as a child?"

Ron looked at her with big eyes, "WHAT….NO"

Dr. Klinghammer smiled, "That may have triggered a need to leave home and school for a month."

Ron clinched his jaw tightly and tried to calm himself down, "They are trying to draw me out…Must mind my temper or I'll labeled as abusive and sentenced to MOKKIS for the rest of the year."

Dr. Klinghammer realized that Ron wasn't going to be helpful to the plan so she decided to try another tact to draw a violent reaction from him, "Ron…are you a virgin?"

Ron shook his head and let out a deep breath, "Yes" he lied to the doctor.

The big smile had returned to Dr. Kilinghammerr's face, "You've had a few girlfriends and you were unable to have intercourse and that made you feel inadequate and so you ran away."

Ron smiled and thought to himself, "I got you…I got you now…you are not as smart as you think."

Ron shifted his weight in the chair, "So what your saying is for me to feel adequate that I need to have sex? You're advocating that I need to experience sex to feel complete…Would that be protected or unprotected sex?"

Dr. Klinghammer was no longer smiling, "That is not what I said, and you are taking what I said out of context and twisting my words."

Ron chuckled, "No big doc, everything that's said in this office will remain confidential…Can I have that I need to have sex order in writing please." Ron said smiling, obviously knowing what the answer was going to be.

Principle Kelby was highly tweaked, "Ron the doctor is here to help you and your resistance isn't helping your cause very much."

Ron looked at Principle Kelby and said indignantly, "What cause? Its already all over the school where I'm headed next month…Just like our little talk will be all over the school minus the Ron needs sex to feel adequate statement."

There was a long silence between the three combatants, then Ron stood up, "I'm late for class." He said as he walked out of the office.

Ron went to his locker and retrieved his books for his first two classes, "If I am to become this great assassin, those two go first." He thought bitterly.

Once again Ron was counted late to all of his classes, Ron just shook his head, "I guess they need more stuff in my file before they can send me to MOKKIS." He thought sadly.

Lunch time was a brief reprieve from the day since he to was able to spend it with Monique.

Monique sat down next to Ron and Rufus and observed, "I see my FCBF brought along his PNMR."

Rufus looked at her funny and then Ron chuckled and explained it to his little buddy, "Pet Naked Mole Rat."

Rufus laughed and nodded and then went back to eating.

Ron was quiet, Monique looked at him, "Hard morning again." She inquired.

Ron smiled, "Yea...I got to meet with the great Dr. Klinghammer this morning."

Monique chuckled, "Let me guess, you don't masturbate enough or you masturbate too much."

Ron laughed and looked around the room to see if any unwanted ears were listening, "Noooo…it seems my problem is I need to have sex to feel complete." He told Monique with a leering gaze.

Monique giggled, "Well perhaps we can make each other feel complete tonight…We still are on for tonight right?" she asked.

Ron smiled, "Sha…of course, I need a break from all this retribution and harassment."

Monique looked at him with a devilish grin, "You talk to Kim lately."

Ron shook his head, "Haven't had a chance to…So far I've only seen you and Principle Kelby in the mornings."

Monique nodded, "She asked Josh Mankey out."

Ron lifted an eyebrow, "Oh did she now….and what did Josh say?"

Monique smiled slyly, "She asked him to the Odyssey tonight, once he heard you were a regular patron…He gladly accepted."

Ron lost his smile, "We…We're not double dating are we?"

Monique looked at him in shock, "Of course not, the only couple that's going to be in your backseat tonight is us."

Ron laughed, "I wonder if Josh discovered he was gay after talking to Dr. Klinghammer? Oh well, it should be fun then."

Monique cocked her head at Ron, "Aren't you grounded?"

Ron nodded, "Oh yea…I just won't go home…I'll head to Smarty Mart and work on my homework and stuff….You get off at 9:30 right?"

Monique nodded, "Yep"

Ron smiled as he got up to leave lunch, "I'll see you at 9:30 then." He told her as he picked up Rufus and left the table.

After school Ron dropped Rufus off at home before his parents could come home, Ron was headed right back out to Smarty Mart to check his schedule for the following week and to finish his homework.

Once he finished his homework Ron made himself a cup of coffee and sat back remembering the good days in the summer when he would hang out with Super Dave, Evil Ray, Kong, and Angry Bob. Times like these he missed his friends and he wondered how they were doing.

Then Ron suddenly remembered, "Christmas is next week…I haven't bought Kim or Monique anything."

Ron put his books up in the car and prepared to go shopping, he went to the smell good section of Smarty Mart and started to hunt for something in pretty bottles, "Yea, girls like perfume…I like perfume on girls…this shouldn't take long." He thought happily.

Ron picked out a couple of items and thought to himself about his own faiths holiday, "Chanukah is winding down, I almost missed it. With everything that's gone on I've almost forgot about Chanukah …I will make it to temple on Saturday."

Ron put his presents in the trunk of his car and then he decided it was time to go to the Mall and wait on Monique. He didn't have to wait long before Monique came outside and spotted Ron's car.

She smiled and waived, Ron smiled and nodded his head in approval of Monique's wardrobe choice as she slid into the passenger seat, "You look great EH GF." He told her as he embraced her for a big hug.

Monique laughed, "Thank you, wanting to put the wow on for the FC BF."

They arrived at the Odyssey and paid the cover and had their arm bands put on so they'd be marked as under 21, then they went inside. Ron told Monique to go and get the usual table and Ron went to the bar.

"Hey Jill, I need a coke and a diet coke" he told the bartender and then he heard a familiar voice.

"Ron Man long time no see." Ron spun around and there was his friend Super Dave back from college for the break.

Ron laughed and gave his friend a hug, "I was just thinking about you guys at Smarty Mart earlier…How you guys been doing? Is everyone here?"

Super Dave shook his head, "Kong is getting ready for one of those New Years day bowl games, Evil Ray vanished off the earth…Not quite unlike your self from what I hear, and Angry Bob is with me tonight." He informed Ron.

Ron paid for his drinks and told his friend, "Well I had to take care of some business, and now I'm back…I got the usual table if you and Bob want to come hang out with me and my new girlfriend."

Super Dave nodded, "I'll go collect Bob, he's making a speech somewhere and we'll be there in a few."

Ron was feeling great, he walked into the room where the usual table was and there was Monique with Kim and Josh, Ned and Tina, "This is going to be fun."

Ron hugged Ned and Tina, then Kim and even Josh, but only to tease him, Monique made sure she sat next to Ron to keep Josh at bay. Then Super Dave and Angry Bob showed up and Ron introduced them to everyone.

Monique and Kim weren't too thrilled they remembered their last encounter with Ron's Smarty Mart friends.

Angry Bob had on his black shirt with the Anarchy symbol on it, he leaned forward, "So Red, you still an assassin of The Man?"

Kim had a sick smile on her face, "No…haven't been on a mission in a long time."

Bob nodded, "Good for you, Death to The Man."

Ron and Super Dave held up their right fists out of habit and repeated, "Death to The Man."

Super Dave looked over at Monique, "So your Ron's new girlfriend."

Monique smiled not quite sure of what was coming next, "Yea"

Super Dave looked at Ron, "Ron Man takes his woman like he takes his coffee…black…alright Ron Man." Super Dave said shaking his head appreciatively.

On that note Monique excused herself for the restroom and then Kim and Tina followed closely after her. Then Josh jumped up and went to go talk to his friend Bruce.

Ron closed his eyes and shook his head, "Thanks Super Dave for running our dates off."

Super Dave chuckled, "They would have split for girl chatter anyway, hey is it my imagination or has the red headed girl found her a gay boyfriend?"

Ned started laughing, "You got it Super Dave, only reason he's here is to get close to Ron."

Super Dave laughed, "Ron Man you tease you, so you're ac/dc huh?"

Ron looked at Ned and let him know that he wasn't happy with him, "NO and Thanks for giving everyone the 411 on that Ned."

Ned smiled and shook his head, "Sorry Ron"

Super Dave chuckled, "So what happened for that month? Save the world stuff?"

Ron shook his head no, "More like save Ron stuff."

His Smarty Mart friend decided to let it drop, "So everything going ok since you got back?"

Ron nodded, "Pretty much except for school, looks like their going to put me in MOKKIS after the Christmas break."

Super Dave sucked in his breath, "Uhhhhh…That Kelby can be a bitch when she wants to be…You're going to MOKKIS alright."

Angry Bob decided to reinforce Super Dave's assessment, "Ron Man, you're a threat, you wondered off the plantation, you cost the school a little tax money and they need to make an example of you."

Ron looked at Bob and said, "I'm only one guy, I didn't cost them that much money."

Super Dave shook his head, "Ron Man your one guy but suppose next time three of four guys decide to go on a one month sabbatical? Then we're talking money."

Angry Bob, "Take the war to the bitch Ron Man, show her you ain't going to stand for any game playing, DEATH TO THE MAN!"

Ron and Super Dave held up their right fists, "Death to the Man." They said in unison.

Super Dave nodded, "I personally would go after my GED at MCC in case MOKISS is a little much for you…No fun being out numbered."

Ron nodded, "That's what Barkin told me to do."

Super Dave's eyebrows shot up, "Barkin told you to do that…He must know the score then…Did they have you talk to the psycho shrink?"

Ron closed his eyes and smiled, "Yep, this morning."

Super Dave rolled his eyes, "Let me guess, you were either masturbating too much or not enough or you're a closet pedophile?"

Ron frowned and said disgustedly, "No, I was told I needed to have sex to feel complete or some such nonsense."

Angry Bob laughed, "Well needing sex is better than being a pedophile, I guess."

Ned looked at Ron, "Wow, I didn't know this was going on."

Ron looked at Ned, "Yea it's been an ugly few days that's for sure." He told his friend sadly.

Josh came back up to the table and sat next to Ron and patted his hand and left his hand on top of Ron's, "Is everything ok with you know Ron…I was worried sick about you for the last month."

Ron looked at Josh and briefly toyed with the idea of bending a couple of his fingers backwards until they snapped but he figured that would tweak Kim something awful, so he just shook his head, "No Josh everything's cool." He told him as he pulled his hand out from underneath his.

Super Dave and just grinned and turned away, "Ahhhhh the ladies are coming back, and the disciples are here…I'm out of here, I can't stand those retards." He told Ron as he and Angry Bob got up to leave.

Monique saw where Josh was sitting so she just ambled on over to Ron and sat in his lap and whispered in his ear, "I'm not wearing any panities…I'm feeling freaky tonight." She told him as she stuck her tongue in his ear.

Ron smiled and nodded and gave a low "Booyah"

Then Ron, Monique, Ned and Tina pointed at Kim and Josh and screamed, "VIRGINS"

The disciples appeared in force around the table, "It is time for the Sheep Shots."

Kim looked at Ron, "Go for it Kim."

Kim smiled and took a sheep shot and cheeks puffed out and her eyes got big and the whole table laughed.

Josh took his shot and waived his hand in front of his mouth, "Oh its liquor."

Ron and Monique took their shots and Ron leaned back in his chair with Monique in his lap, "I could really get used this."

Monique nodded happily as the happy little man in the nuns habit took to the stage and the show began. Ron ran his hand up and down Monique's back and she would cuddle up closer to him and kiss him. Ron was lost in the moment with no intentions of coming out of it anytime soon.

Kim sat there with Josh trying to get him interested but wasn't having much luck, "I guess he wants to watch the show…oh well at least Ron and Josh get along…I wish Josh would get a long with me a little bit." She thought sadly.

The middle of the set came up and the virgin sacrifice was on hand Ron and Monique pulled Josh and Kim up front. Josh went first for his belly shot and Monique explained to Kim what she had to do.

Kim laughed, "Ok…ok, I can do that."

The happy little man dressed as a nun poured the whisky into Josh's belly button and roared into the microphone, "Time to drink from the well of your man's soul."

Kim dived on the floor and began slurping the whisky out of Josh's belly button and Josh was laughing and squirming.

Ron and Monique laughed and gave each other a high five and then it was Kim's turn. She was already wearing a cute little midriff so she didn't need to pull up her shirt.

She lay on the stage and the happy little man in the nun's habit bellowed into the microphone, "Drink from the fountain of life."

Then the man poured the whisky into Kim's belly button and then Monique shoved both Ron and Josh out of the way and dived into Kim's belly button. The crowd went nuts at the site and Ron was laughing hysterically.

Kim was thrashing around on stage giggling, "MONIQUE, stop that it tickles."

Monique got up off the floor and tongue kissed Ron, "Told ya I was feelin' freaky tonight."

Ron laughed and hugged her, "I did not see that coming."

Monique tugged Ron back up to the table and whispered, "I knew Josh wouldn't do it and there was no way I was going to let you do it…So I took the initiative."

Ron looked at the soda cups and seen they had all been topped off again, "Looks like Kim's is getting hammered tonight." He thought uneasily to himself.

Kim came back over to the table with her CD and took a big drink of her soda, She coughed a bit and looked at the cup, "Little strong on the soda tonight…Good thing Josh drove…I'm sure his seats recline just like yours Ron."

Ron smiled, "Awwww that's cute Kim, is trying to make me feel jealous…Shame she won't get to see those seats work." Ron thought wickedly to himself.

The concert resumed and Ron noticed that Ned and Tina weren't consuming their drinks like they did last time, Tina was nice enough to freshen Kim's up for her. Ron cringed, "Kim's going to have a major hangover at school tomorrow…Must remember to avoid her."

Kim leaned over towards Ron, "Ronnie…can I have your soda, everyone else's cup is empty."

Ron leaned over towards Kim, "No Kimmie…I think you've had enough soda for one night."

Kim smiled a goofy smile, "Ronnie…I'd really like to have your soda…I'm not so much very drunk."

Monique chuckled, "Kim he wants to throw it at the guy dressed up like a nun…ok"

Kim sat up in her chair and looked at Monique, "Boyfriend thief, you just want it for yourself."

Monique laughed, "Ok sister, here ya go." She said as she passed the cup to Kim.

Ron looked pained at Monique, "Monique…you shouldn't of done that."

Monique smiled, "Only one way to find out when to say when Ron."

The finally came on and the happy little man dressed as a nun mounted the cross and was carried through the room, Ron and Monique found anything they could to hurl at the man once he was in range and then the show was over.

Ron and Monique stood up, Ned and Tina stood up, Josh stood up and Kim sat in the chair. Ned and Josh grabbed an arm and picked Kim up out of her seat.

Kim looked at Ned, "Hi Ned…Ordinarily I'd break your arm for touching me…but tonight…I don't care." Kim told him happily.

Ned chuckled, "I hear you Kim…Josh…You think you can handle her or do you need some help?"

Josh just shook his head, "Ron"

Ron shook his head, "She's your date…I'll help you get her out of here." Ron said sadly.

Ron and Josh tried to carry Kim out with them and Monique was just shaking her head, "That girl is gone for the night."

Kim started to punch her finger into Ron's chest, "Don't think your getting any tonight sidekick, Josh is all the man I'll need…He's much better looking than you are anyway."

Ron smiled and nodded, "Thanks Kim…Okay now lets try walking shall we."

Kim smiled drunkenly at Ron, "I…I don't think I can."

Ron pressed his lips tightly together, "I've had enough of this." He said as he flipped Kim up over his shoulder and carried her out the door.

He carried her down the street to a park bench by where his car was parked, and then he turned and looked at Josh, "Your car close?"

Josh nodded and Ron sat Kim down on the bench, "Kim I'm going to leave you with Josh now, Ok?"

Kim smiled, "Ok Ronnie"

Ron shook his head, "Let's go Monique." He said sadly.

Ron and Monique walked back to his car, Monique could tell that Ron was a little miffed, "Ron…She'll be ok…I survived my hang over."

Ron stopped and put his hands on his hips, "Yea…I guess your right, I don't even know why I'm mad…She's Josh's headache now…I guess." He said smiling.

Ned and Tina walked up, Tina had a sick little smile on her face, "I feel kind of bad now about refilling her cup over and over again."

Ron nodded his head, "Josh will make sure she gets home ok."

Ned looked at Ron, "Me and Tina's heading to the back seat of my car for a little Ned time." He bragged to Ron as Tina punched him in the ribs.

Monique laughed, "Funny we were just headed to Ron's car to do the same."

The two couples shared a laugh and headed off in their respective directions. Monique jumped into the back seat and Ron followed. It wasn't too long before Monique had Ron undressed and on top of her.

Monique was hugging and kissing Ron as though her life depended on it, "Ok Ron…time to find out what you learned at ninja school." She teased.

Kim and Josh sat on the park bench; Josh wasn't exactly sure how to handle this situation. Kim finally managed to stand up on her own and she looked out at Ron's car in the parking lot bouncing up and down.

She turned her head and pointed at Ron's car, "Josh…Do you think Ron's car needs new shocks."

Josh sat on the bench and covered his face shaking his head back and forth, then he looked up and saw his friend Bruce, "Bruce is very masculine, maybe he can help me get Kim to my car." He thought happily.

Josh turned to Kim, "I'm going to get my friend Bruce to help get you to my car…ok? Can you wait her by yourself for a few minutes?"

Kim smiled, "Ok"

Then Josh ran over to Bruce and they embraced, Kim smiled, "Josh has so many male friends…Oh…Bruce is feeling Josh's butt…their leaving together…Josh is gay? RON…That's what Ron meant by he felt safe with my dating Josh…That's what Monique was trying to tell me…Snow White is gay." She thought to herself sadly.

Then Kim's thoughts were interrupted by a voice, "Hey Red…Where's your date?" she turned to see Super Dave and Angry Bob walking up to her.

Kim looked at the ground, "He left with another man." She said sadly.

Super Dave chuckled, "Well don't take it too hard, we all had him pegged the minute we saw him…So where's Ron Man at?"

Kim pointed towards the parking lot, "He's screwing Monique in his car." She said sadly.

Super Dave turned to look into the parking lot and did a double take, "Why sure enough…he is…good for him."

Angry Bob looked at Kim, "Red it's time you learned about The Man."

Kim sat on the bench hearing all about the atrocities that The Man has performed through the centuries and Kim's drunken mind it was starting to make sense. By the end of the talk she had a new purpose in life, "DEATH TO THE MAN." She screamed at the top of her lungs.

Angry Bob pumped a fist in the air and told Dave happily, "We've turned her from evil Super Dave."

Super Dave smiled, "That's nice Bob, I think Ron Man and Monique are done now, the cars quit shaking…Opps spoke too soon, the cars going back and forth again."

Angry Bob looked out to the parking lot, "I thought they stopped?"

Super Dave shrugged, "Ron might have had a cramp or they might have switched positions…Still that car is small…But Ron Man is nimble." Dave theorized.

Angry Bob looked at Kim, "Hey some of like minded people are having a rally on Saturday night, want to go with me?"

Kim smiled, "I'm being asked out by a college guy…cool." She thought drunkenly to herself.

Kim nodded her head, "Ok"

Super Dave interrupted Bob's big planes, "Hey I think they're done…I hear laughter…no wait, its back on…never mind."

Angry Bob looked at Super Dave with annoyance, "So Red, you got a cell phone?"

Kim nodded and smiled and gave Angry Bob her number. Then Super Dave interrupted again, "Yep their done, it's hard to tell but it looks like the black chick is putting on a shirt."

Kim rolled her eyes, "They're done."

Super Dave and Angry Bob helped Kim over to Ron's car and said their good nights and then Super Dave beat on the roof of the car yelling, "POLICE open that car up."

He and Angry Bob started laughing as they could see Ron through the steamed up windows bang his head on the roof of the car as he scrambled to get dressed

Kim was leaning on the fender swaying back and forth as the rear door popped open and Ron tumbled out onto the ground. He stood up and jumped up and down as he was trying to tug his pants and underwear up.

Then he spotted Kim and jumped in surprise, "KIM…What are you doing here? I thought you went home with Josh?"

Kim looked at Ron trying to buckle up his pants, "Josh is gay, Ron."

Ron nodded, "I see you found out."

Kim narrowed her eyes, "Why didn't you go gay?"

Ron laughed and explained his reasoning on why he preferred girls, "Well Kim I thought about it, but you know…You wouldn't be able to get another date if you had the reputation of driving men gay."

Monique laughed, "Kim if you need a ride home, it would be best if you sat over here, the other sides a little…damp."

Kim smiled and wrinkled her nose, "Ewwww too much information Monique."

Ron didn't bother putting on his shoes he just put his shirt and coat on and jumped in the front seat and started the car.

Monique got in the car and closed her door after she made sure Kim was ok in back. Kim looked at Ron, "I got a date Saturday night."

Ron smiled, "Oh yea…with Josh?"

Kim wrinkled up her nose, "That is sooooooo over; no Angry Bob is going to teach me about how evil the man is…Ron we need to gear up and go stop him."

Ron started laughing, "Ok Kim, have Wade find out where he is, ok."

Then Ron heard a quiet little, "ok" from the back seat, Kim had passed out. Monique shook her head, "I doubt she'll even remember about that date on Saturday night."

Ron smiled, "I'll remind her…Angry Bob's a bit of a whack job but I think he's mostly harmless."

Ron drove Monique home, "You have a good time?" he asked his girlfriend while they were in front of her house.

Monique smiled, "Natch…You?"

Ron smiled, "I especially liked the after concert back seat boogy."

Monique chuckled, "I don't think I'll be able to walk right for a week"

Ron laughed and gave her a big hug and a kiss good night, and then Monique slowly walked towards her front door.

Ron looked into his rearview mirror, "You OK Kim?"

He heard her mumble and he just shook his head, "I hope she don't puke in my car."

Ron pulled up in front of Kim's house and got out of the car, he walked around to the passenger side of the car. Ron opened the door, "Kim we're home now, time to get out."

Kim opened her eyes, "Ron…I don't feeeeeeeel so good."

Ron's eyes got big, and then he pulled her legs out then he started pulling on her arms trying to get her out of his car, "No Kim, No."

Kim started to lean out of Ron's car, "Ron…I think I'm gonna rawwwwwwwwlffffff."

Ron just shook his head and grabbed her hair so she wouldn't puke on it, as she started throwing up on his pants and feet. Ron just stood there as wave after nasty whisky smelling vomit landed on his feet and pants.

He shook his head, "Well it could be worse…it could have been inside the car…damn girl what have you been eating?"

Ron was starting to get sick to his stomach from the smell when he heard a voice he didn't want to hear, "Ronald, what's going on here?"

Ron cringed and then he tried to sound normal, "Mr. Dr. P….Hi…I gave Kim a ride home tonight…Seems Josh Mankey dumped her off on the street or something."

Mr. Dr. P. crossed his arms, "Ronald, it's time we had a little talk."

Ron lost his temper, "Look you going to yell at me or are you going to help me get your drunken ass daughter out of my car!"

Kim looked up, "Hi Daddy…rowlllllffffffffffff"

Ron cringed again and shook his head, then he felt Kim starting to lift up and he realized Mr. Dr. P. was helping him take her out of the car, "Thank you for bringing her home Ron…We'll deal with this when Kim…is a little more her usual self."

Kim waived a hand around, "Bye Ron…See you later."

Ron shook his head, and then he walked over to the driver's side door, "I'm not going to drive the car like this." He thought as he pulled his pants and socks off and threw them into the yard.

Ron threw his wallet and cell phone on the front seat, and then he started the car up and drove home. He got out of the car and retrieved his shoes from the backseat and walked into his house.

Ron closed his eyes as he saw his mom, "Mom…There is no easy way to explain this…Wake me up in the morning and I'll try then." He told her as walked up the stairs in a shirt and underwear carrying his shoes.

Mrs. Stoppable nodded, "I expect this one to be good."

Then she smiled, "Good to have Ron home again." She thought happily.