I'm wrapping this story up with the next chapter, it has gone on far too long and I want to work on other stories. Thanks everyone for hanging in there with me.
Bubba
"I spy with my little eye, something that begins with the letter B" Kim was playing eye spy with Shego for the last five hours.
Shego had a blank fixed stare, "B…b…bars"
"Ohhhhhhhhh you're getting good at this Shego, Your turn." She told her new prison friend..
Shego's mind began to snap, "I…I'll do my homework mom…I won't be bad anymore…I'll meet a nice man and have kids, I'll join the church…DEAR GOD MAKE HER STOP!"
Kim looked over at Shego, "Did I get you up too early this morning?"
Shego was nodding her head, "Yes…I'm not used to getting up at five in the morning and working on cheers and singing death to The Man songs."
Then Shego spotted Warden Stewart coming to take Kim away, "Well I think a day in our fine facility with hardened criminals has done our young charge a world of good." The warden said.
Kim turned quickly to Shego and winked, held up her right fist in protest, "Stay strong sister, the day of deliverance is near." She whispered urgently.
Shego was cowering in the corner and held up her fist, "Death to The Man." She said weakly as Kim was led away.
After the group left with Kim in tow, Drakken pressed his face to the bars, "Shego…Shego…are you ok in there?"
Doctor Drakken could see Shego lying in floor in a fetal position sucking her thumb and then she began softly muttering, "I'll be good…I don't want to be bad anymore…I want to see my brothers again." And then Shego began to weep uncontrollably.
Drakken felt horrible watching his sidekick endure the worst torture imaginable, locked up for twenty-four hours with Kim Possible, "I was originally going to need the two weeks for the government to ship the atom disrupter from the rocket base to area 51…Now I'll need it to repair poor Shego's mind."
"SHEGO…you must be strong, fight the madness, don't give in." Drakken implored his friend.
Kim changed into her protest cloths and walked out into the light of another clear winter day. Kim took a few minutes to adjust to the light, and then she saw her mother waiting to pick her up.
Kim walked the rest of the way outside and climbed into the passenger side seat, her mother watching nervously and asked, "Well honey did you learn anything in prison?"
Kim nodded still playing the tough angry teen, "Yea, I learned how to make a shiv, that for fun women take really long showers and turn to each other for love if they can't seduce a guard and I'm going to start smoking and get a couple of tattoos."
Mrs. Dr. P. got a sick look on her face, "I…I don't think I want to hear anymore about prison."
Ron celebrated New Years Eve and New Years Day buy working at Smarty Mart, he was trying to get as many hours as he could before school started. He sat in the break room filling out more papers to make his aliyah to Israel possible.
The phone rang in his pocket and he looked at Rufus who shrugged his shoulders, "I bet it's for you." He teased the mole rat.
He answered the phone, "Hey Monique, what's happening?"
Monique was slightly tweaked and Ron could hear it in her voice, "I was going to ask you the same thing, I haven't heard from you since we went out last Thursday night?"
Ron cringed, "Sorry I've had a lot on my mind with working and all this paper work stuff…I guess I haven't been very much fun lately."
Monique's voice softened, "Yea…I hear you about work, sorry I didn't mean to come across harsh or anything."
"Look I'll see you in school tomorrow, I'm still working on forms here in the break room…I'm so tired of signing my name it's not even funny." Ron said as he rubbed his eyes.
Monique said she understood and then hung up the phone, Ron put the paper work back in his packet and placed it in his locker and then went back to work, "I can't wait till all the paper works done." He thought sadly to himself.
The first day back Ron was as nervous as could be, he knew today he would be placed in MOKKIS and this was troubling him greatly. He walked towards the front entrance of the building and seen Kim standing there in her mission cloths complete with beret and sunglasses holding a bullhorn.
Ron looked Kim over, "The beret is spankin' Kim." He told her appreciatively.
Kim glared at Ron and then pulled the bullhorn to her mouth, 'NO BLOOD FOR OIL…BRING THE TROOPS HOME…PHONEY WAR…BRING THE TROOPS HOME FROM…WHERE EVER THEY ARE…DEATH TO THE MAN"
Ron nodded, "So have you got a line on this Man character yet."
Coach Barkin walked up, "Possible what is your major malfunction."
Kim turned to Barkin with the bullhorn, "F.U. BARKIN…F. U. RON STOPPABLE…I WON'T BE SILENCED…YOU WILL HEAR MY VOICE...I AM WOMEN HEAR ME ROAR!"
Coach Barkin and Ron stood there with their mouths hanging open, Ron was first to react, "Ummmmm…Kim…I think we need to talk about this Man guy and about Bob."
Coach Barkin snapped out of his shock, "Not before Possible has a word with Principle Kelby first."
Ron watched as Coach Barkin and another teacher subdued Kim and took her to Principle Kelby's office, "I definitely think we need to have a talk." Ron thought sadly.
Ron walked in the door, he looked down the hall and he could still hear Kim yelling at people with the bullhorn and he shook his head. He went to his locker and opened it and it was empty.
Then there was a tap on his shoulder, he turned and there was a lady standing in front of him smiling, "You must be Ron Stoppable."
Ron nodded and said suspiciously, "I must be."
The lady chuckled, "Well aren't you a lively one, I'm Mrs. Taylor your new teacher in MOKKIS, you aren't allowed to use the main door anymore and you won't be able to eat in the cafeteria, all your time will be well spent in the MOKKIS home room."
Ron blinked, "What?"
Mrs. Taylor smiled and wiggled her finger for Ron to follow, "If you will follow me I will take you to the entrance you must use."
Ron followed Mrs. Taylor back outside the building and around the corner and down the length of the building and in back of the school there was an older mobile home with a metal ramp leading up to the door.
Ron took one look at the building and turned to leave, then he turned back around and walked up the steps, "I should have taken my GED at Middleton Community College…This is so wrong." He thought sadly to himself.
Once inside Ron was shown to his new locker, which was little more than a steel cage and there was all of his stuff covered in a fresh layer of soda, Ron closed his eyes and shook his head.
Mrs. Taylor told Ron the combination was the same as his old locker, Ron worked the combination and the door opened and soda ran out of the locker and all over the floor.
Mrs. Taylor shook her head, "Oh that's too bad, it looks like one of the students accidentally spilled soda inside your locker."
Ron's temper was starting to go nuclear but he kept it in check and nodded his head, "Some accident." He said softly
Ron was led into the class room, it wasn't as intimidating as Ron had thought there were only eight other students in the room. Ron sat a desk in the middle of the room and the back of his seat was immediately kicked hard.
Ron spun around and then he was kicked from his right side, and then Ron desk was kicked hard from the left side which almost tipped him over.
Mrs. Taylor looked up from her romance novel, "Ronald, are you having trouble sitting still over there."
Ron closed his eyes as he heard the other boys snickering, "No problems that I can't fix later, just for conversation sake…how am I supposed to know what my assignments are?"
Mrs. Taylor put her book down, "Ohhhhh I almost forgot, I have your assignments right here." She said as she walked back to Ron's desk.
The student that was behind Ron kicked his desk again, "Mrs. Taylor this Stoopidable guy is blocking my view of the board."
Ron leaned out and looked at the clean, unblemished black board, Mrs. Taylor smiled, "Ron would you mind moving so that Carlton can see the black board."
Ron gave a half smile, "No, no problem at all."
Ron stood up and walked to a desk in the back part of the room and took a seat, "I think some people are in a serious need of some Ronshine."
Mrs. Taylor returned to the front of the room, and Ron started to look over the course list and then he had a triangular shaped piece of paper hit him in the head. Ron picked it up and discovered it was a note, "We can still reach you back there." The note read.
Ron nodded and returned to doing his work, "There's a new sheriff in town boys and you're not going to like him." Ron thought wickedly to himself.
Things finally settled down and Ron began to work on his course work, "If this is all the bigger the class is, it won't be so bad…I'll take care of my three new friends and things will be even better." Ron thought.
Lunch time rolled around and Ron was getting hungry, Mrs. Taylor read off the menu and the MOKKIS students had to write down what they wanted. They were not allowed out of the room for the entire school day.
Mrs. Taylor took Ron's order from him and he gave her his meal ticket, then she left the classroom to make the call.
Almost as if on cue, Carlton and his two cronies got up from their desks and started to walk towards Ron. Ron smiled slammed his pen down and got out of his desk and walked towards the three boys.
The two cronies looked at each other when they saw Ron's eyes glow blue and they stopped in their tracks. Carlton didn't see Ron's eyes or was just confident that he had the numbers to take him continued towards Ron.
Ron didn't even give Carlton a chance to fight he fired off a vicious left jab into Carlton's throat and Carlton went to the ground gasping for air. Ron looked around to make sure he had everyone's undivided attention.
Ron knelt down and addressed the boy lying on the ground trying to breath in a calm even voice told him, "Well Carlton, I think it's about time we learned how the naco gets chewed around here…Anything happens to my stuff in the locker from now on…I'll snap one of YOUR fingers, you or your buddies ever give me or anyone else in this room trouble…I'll snap one of YOUR fingers, You go whining to Mrs. Taylor about me again and I'll snap two of YOUR fingers. I think we understand each other now don't we, Carlton."
Ron saw the boy nodding his head yes, satisfied with the message he delivered he turned and walked back to his desk and waited for his lunch, "Nothing like making yourself top of the food chain on the first day of class." Ron thought happily to himself.
For the rest of the week Ron was stuck in his own little world of school, work and sleep. He lost track of Monique and Kim as well as the few other people that he was friendly with.
Ron went to the post office and saw Kim with her megaphone trying to keep guys from signing up for selective service. Ron shook his head and walked up to her.
"Hey KP...What ya doin'?" Ron asked.
Kim raised the bullhorn to her mouth, "I'M TRYING TO GET GUYS TO NOT SIGN UP FOR SELECTIVE SERVICE, THEY'RE ONLY AIDING THE MAN BY SUPPLYING HIM WITH A MAILING LIST…WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE RON?"
Ron shook his head, "Jew boy's just mailing some letters off to help him aliyah to Israel in June."
Kim winced and brought the bullhorn back to her mouth, "I'M SORRY ABOUT CALLING YOU A JEW BOY…I WAS REALLY MAD THAT YOU WOULDN'T HELP ME FIGHT THE MAN…I'VE MADE NEW FRIENDS SINCE THEN."
Ron smiled and nodded and walked into the post office to mail his letters, Kim watched him walk off. Kim shook her head and brought the bullhorn back to her mouth, "RON…I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO."
Ron mailed his letters and came back outside, "Kim, you don't have to yell at me with that thing…I can hear you just fine."
Kim brought the bullhorn back to her mouth, "SORRY RON"
Ron shook his head and chuckled as he got into his car to leave, "Kim…I'll see you later." He said before he left.
Ron was off on Friday and he decided to take Rufus and head up to Bueno Nacho for diner. Ron was feeling guilty because he was afraid to bring Rufus to school in case he had to fight that day and he didn't want his buddy to get hurt.
Ron wheeled into Bueno Nacho and saw Kim and her ever present bullhorn at the edge of the parking lot. Ron shook his head and got out of the car and walked over to his former girlfriend, "Kim…are you following me around?"
Kim rolled her eyes and put the bullhorn to her lips, "NO RON, I'M HERE TO WARN EVERYONE THAT BUENO NACHO SUPPORTS CHILD SLAVERY IN INDONESIA…THEY FORCE LITTLE KIDS TO MAKE NACOS FOR TEN CENTS A DAY."
Ron started laughing, "Kim they make nacos in the prep area, I ought to know I made enough of them over the summer…Look I'm going in to eat with Rufus…You want to eat dinner with us? I'm buying." Ron asked holding out a hand.
Kim shook her head and put the bullhorn back to her mouth, "I'D BETTER NOT…I CALLED NED A BUNCH OF NAMES…RON, COULD YOU BRING ME AN ICE TEA WITH TWO OF THE BLUE SWEETNERS AND A COUPLE OF LEMON SLICES?"
Ron started laughing and nodded his head, "Ok Kim, I'll see what I can do."
Kim still had the bullhorn to her mouth, "PLEASE AND THANK YOU."
Ron turned and walked into his favorite restaurant and saw Ned, "Hey…how's the tyrannical Man treating you today?" he asked his friend.
Ned laughed, "Ok, I guess…Kim called me a whoremonger earlier…that was pretty cool. It didn't impress Tina much and she told Kim about it and Kim called her a filthy cu…"
"Don't tell me…I don't want to know…two chicken chimmerito combos, two nacos, and I need an ice tea on the side…Kim's thirsty." Ron laughed as he placed his order.
Ned brought Ron an ice tea and he mixed it up as Kim had requested and he took it to her in the parking lot, "Kind of cold to be hanging out here with a bullhorn…your going to make yourself sick…Want me to drive you home?"
Kim took a sip of the ice tea, and brought the bullhorn up to her mouth, "NO THANKS, I DROVE MOM'S CAR."
Ron shook his head laughing, "Ok KP…I'm going to go eat with Rufus."
Ron was working at Smarty Mart on Sunday evening and decided that he had finally had enough, "I better call Monique and find out what's going on." He thought to himself.
Ron finally sat down at work and called Monique, "Hey Monique…What's going on?"
Monique hung up on him, Ron looked at the cell phone and realized, "Ohhhhh no…I haven't called her all week."
Ron speed dialed her back and she answered again, "Sorry for not calling…I've been in my own little world lately."
"Ron…Is this Ron Stoppable? I seem to remember him; I think he was supposed to be my boyfriend." Monique said angrily.
Ron closed his eyes and tried to apologize, "Monique…I am so sorry…I've…"
"So did you find another girlfriend? Did you get kidnapped by ninjas? I know…I know, Yori popped by for a visit…Those are about the only reasons I can think of for not calling me." Monique told him angrily.
"Monique…maybe it would be better if I called another time." Ron told her as he quickly hit the end call button.
Ron shook his head sadly, "I am soooooooo in trouble with her, I don't know how to get out of this one...I guess…" Ron's thoughts were broken by the cell phone ringing again.
Ron answered the phone, "Hello"
"Ron…we really need to talk." Monique said sadly.
Ron nodded, "Yea" he said softly into the phone.
He could hear Monique trying not to cry on the other end of the phone, "I know…you're busy with stuff…MOKKIS and all…work…worrying about Kim being expelled."
"WHAT?" Ron screamed into the phone.
Monique was silent for a few seconds, "You didn't know?"
"No…Monique when your in MOKKIS it's like your in a whole other school, now what happened to Kim." Ron asked obviously upset about how things were going.
"Well after they dragged her off to Ms. Kebly's office with that bullhorn on Wednesday, and they made her talk to Dr. Klinghammer…" Monique was interrupted by Ron.
"Ohhhhhhhh no, she didn't talk to that whacko?" Ron asked.
Monique laughed, "No…well yes…I'm not sure but from what I hear, She asked Kim about her sex life, Kim screamed F.U. at her. Then Dr. Klinghammer told her she was sexually repressed and Kim punched her in the nose."
Ron was quiet trying to take it all in, "Good for you Kim." he thought to himself.
"Ron…are you still there?" Monique asked.
Ron suddenly realized he had quit talking, "Yea…Sorry, I'm trying to get a handle on the whole thing."
Monique chuckled, "You really have been in the dark haven't you?"
"Expelled, you're sure? She just wasn't suspended?" Ron asked obviously in disbelief.
He heard Monique breath a heavy sigh, "Ron…we need to talk about us…Kim's done at Middleton now."
Ron nodded his head and said sadly, "I'll get back to you…I have to go back to work now."
Ron ended the call and got up from his chair in the break room, he felt sick to his stomach as he walked back out on the floor to finish his shift,
Ron tried to focus on his job but wasn't having much luck, his thoughts were becoming angry and bitter, "Why didn't she tell me? I am so going to pound Angry Bob and when I'm done doing that…I think I'll pound him some more."
After work was over Ron went outside into the cold cloudless night, he looked up at a crescent moon and shook his head as he walked to his car. Ron could hear the Kimmunicator in the trunk going off
Ron opened the trunk and picked up the Kimmunicator and punched the talk button, "What's the sitch, Wade?" he said obviously amused about his new role.
Wade Load appeared on the screen and Ron could see he wasn't too happy, "It's about time you answered, I've been trying to get a hold of you all night."
"Well Wade, some of us have to work…" Ron started to lecture him before Wade cut him off.
"Ron don't even start on that, I was doing contract work since before you even thought about holding a job…So don't hand me that poor working guy stuff because I'm not buying it." Wade told him angrily.
Ron looked away from the screen, "Sorry Wade, what's up?"
"Get in your car and sit down, what I'm going to tell you isn't easy." Wade told him sadly.
The color drained from Ron's face and he feared the worst, "Oh God, something's happened to Kim."
Ron unlocked his car and sat down behind the wheel, "Ok Wade I'm…sitting down." He told him nervously.
"Ron, Kim went to Tri-County Penitentiary just after Christmas in a scared straight program that she was sentenced to after the riot…Seems she had to stay with Drakken and Shego…." Wade began before being interrupted.
"What…Why doesn't anybody tell me these things anymore?" Ron said obviously distressed.
Wade shook his head on the view screen and continued, "Ron…This Thursday night, she and this Bob guy are going to try and break Drakken and Shego out of prison to go and fight this Man guy."
Ron started laughing nervously, "Come on Wade…It sounded like you said Kim was going to try and break Drakken and Shego out of prison."
"Ron…I'm serious, look I intercepted the cell phone conversation from Kim earlier today." Wade told Ron as he played the audio file.
"SO Kim Possible is everything in place for Thursday night?"
"Bob's coming back from Berkley for the mission and at 10:00PM sharp we break you and Shego out and we go and fight The Man…together."
There was some static and noise, "No Kim, NO" Ron thought as the message continued
"Oh goodie, I get to meet your new sidekick, and then we'll fight The Man together the way it was always meant to be."
Ron was straining and he thought he could make Shego out in the background.
"GO MAD DOGS…GO…GO MAD DOGS"
Ron shook his head, "What happened to Shego?"
"Wade…What are we going to do?" Ron asked in desperation.
Wade shook his head, "WE…You mean , what are you going to do about it…Ron you have to stop her."
Ron shook his head, "Do you have any idea what she's planning? I could intercept her next Thursday night."
"You could try talking to her now Ron." Wade told him.
Ron shook his head, "No…I…Did you know they expelled her from Middleton?"
"WHAT?" Wade screamed at Ron from the device.
Ron shook his head in desperation, "I just found out about this tonight."
Wade shook his head and frowned, "What are we going to do? Look Ron, I'll try and figure her plan out and you try to talk to her…She's in enough trouble as it is." Wade told him as the screen went blank.
Ron shook his head, "She's in trouble with everyone, I'm in trouble with Monique…Oh Man…I'm going home, I'll try and catch up with her in the morning." Ron thought sadly to himself as he drove home.
