Your the one that I want

by Regina Jane Snape

Song Parody for the Writing challenges, one shot. Snape's lines are muttered in the background

Oliver: I got thrills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power you're supplyin', it's mystifying

Katie: You better shape up, cause I need a man,
Oh Oliver I love you

You better shape up, you better understand,
to my heart I must be true
Nothing left, nothing left for me to do

Both: You're the one that I want

Snape: (Merlin Save Me!),

Both: ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want

Snape: (the squid sings better),

Both: ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want

Snape: (Ahhhh my ears!),

Both: ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one I need

Snape: (Is that blood?),

Both: oh yes indeed

Snape: (Merlin Please!)

Katie: If you're filled with intention,
You're so sly keeping me at bay
Fly on over in my direction, come this way

Oliver: I better shape up,
cause you need a man

Katie: I need a man,
Who can keep me satisfied

Oliver: I better shape up, if I'm gonna prove

Katie: You better prove, that you can do more then fly

Oliver: Are you sure?

Katie: Yes I'm sure, my Quidditch guy

Both: You're the one that I want

Snape: (Merlin Save Me!),

Both: ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want

Snape: (the squid sings better),

Both: ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want

Snape: (Ahhhh my ears!),

Both: ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one I need

Snape: (Is that blood?),

Both: oh yes indeed

Snape: (Merlin Please!)