Delusions of Grandiose
ImmortalFlick
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine.
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"No, I don't have any parents. You know that! Everyone knows that! Oh, don't look at me like that! Everyone knows who I am! I was all over the papers!
No, I suppose there really isn't that much to know about me in the end. I was a child miracle. Everyone knew my name, every step of my school years. Of course the years before that weren't recorded. No one records the jaded years, the years that really mattered, not a lot of people know that, you know? That those were the years that really mattered in my life. The ones the ensured that I would go and kill old Voldemort. They all thought it was because I wanted to save the world.
No, I didn't kill him for the world, it was quite selfish really, probably why it wasn't recorded. I killed him because I wanted a normal life. Not that it did me much good, especially since after I killed him, my popularity tripled, no, quadrupled! It was enormous. I couldn't even breathe without people crowding around. It was one of the worst times in my life.
Do I regret killing dear Voldie? No, I suppose not, you wouldn't, would you? I mean, he threatened my life and he'd killed my parents. Did you expect me to just thank him and walk away?
Yes, it was rather muggle the way I killed him, it was the easiest way. You know, I'm answering all of your questions but you're answering none of mine. Is that completely fair?
There you go again. You already know how I killed him! Why is this conversation focused on killing?
Fine, fine, you want an answer, you know what? So do I! I killed him with a knife to the heart. That good enough for you? Or do you want more gore. Okay, I took the knife out of my sleeve and plunged it into his chest ten times, twisting the knife the last time just for the effect. Then I slowly cut off his head, just so he couldn't be saved. There, I've told you more than you wanted to know. You wanted to know how he died? Well, he was probably dead by the fourth stab but I thought you might like a little more detail, an exclusive, the full story.
No? You're turning a little green. Have I disturbed you?"
End patient #3107 transcript, 19/08/97
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Patient Name: Harry Potter
Patient Number: 3107
Date of admission: 21/02/97
Diagnosis: Delusion Disorder
Notes: Muggle? Patient seems to use reference commonly. Tells same story repeatedly when fully conscious, never recalls other times. Believes I know who he is. Delusions of grandiose? Possible danger. Talks of killing man named 'Voldemort'.
Doctor: Dr Samantha Collins
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Ah well, make of it what you will. A little bunny that hit me. Any one want more? I can write more. Reviews? Please?
ImmortalFlick
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine.
(/)
"No, I don't have any parents. You know that! Everyone knows that! Oh, don't look at me like that! Everyone knows who I am! I was all over the papers!
No, I suppose there really isn't that much to know about me in the end. I was a child miracle. Everyone knew my name, every step of my school years. Of course the years before that weren't recorded. No one records the jaded years, the years that really mattered, not a lot of people know that, you know? That those were the years that really mattered in my life. The ones the ensured that I would go and kill old Voldemort. They all thought it was because I wanted to save the world.
No, I didn't kill him for the world, it was quite selfish really, probably why it wasn't recorded. I killed him because I wanted a normal life. Not that it did me much good, especially since after I killed him, my popularity tripled, no, quadrupled! It was enormous. I couldn't even breathe without people crowding around. It was one of the worst times in my life.
Do I regret killing dear Voldie? No, I suppose not, you wouldn't, would you? I mean, he threatened my life and he'd killed my parents. Did you expect me to just thank him and walk away?
Yes, it was rather muggle the way I killed him, it was the easiest way. You know, I'm answering all of your questions but you're answering none of mine. Is that completely fair?
There you go again. You already know how I killed him! Why is this conversation focused on killing?
Fine, fine, you want an answer, you know what? So do I! I killed him with a knife to the heart. That good enough for you? Or do you want more gore. Okay, I took the knife out of my sleeve and plunged it into his chest ten times, twisting the knife the last time just for the effect. Then I slowly cut off his head, just so he couldn't be saved. There, I've told you more than you wanted to know. You wanted to know how he died? Well, he was probably dead by the fourth stab but I thought you might like a little more detail, an exclusive, the full story.
No? You're turning a little green. Have I disturbed you?"
End patient #3107 transcript, 19/08/97
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Patient Name: Harry Potter
Patient Number: 3107
Date of admission: 21/02/97
Diagnosis: Delusion Disorder
Notes: Muggle? Patient seems to use reference commonly. Tells same story repeatedly when fully conscious, never recalls other times. Believes I know who he is. Delusions of grandiose? Possible danger. Talks of killing man named 'Voldemort'.
Doctor: Dr Samantha Collins
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Ah well, make of it what you will. A little bunny that hit me. Any one want more? I can write more. Reviews? Please?