Prologue: A new adventure begins.

FP: I need to get my mind off the trouble I'm having with my other stories, so I'm starting a 10-2 fanfic, as with the rest of my stories I will embody myself as one of my OCs (for those of you who are as dumb as bricks that means original characters) and since I am only going to have one in this chapter (Is the prologue even a chapter?) you can take a wild guess at which one. As with my other ff fanfics I will open and close a chapter with complete and utter stupidity. If you've ever read my other story you know what I mean. Know LET IT BEGIN!

Disclaimer: I only plan on writing one of these so this one covers the whole story, all final fantasy characters are property of Square I do not have permission to use them, the only things in this story I own are the OCs and original monsters I create and the story itself.

P.S. This uses the game ending where Tidus dose not return at the end of the game.

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Yuna, Paine, and Rikku are sitting at the bar in the airship.

Yuna: Have either of you talked to that new guy?

Paine: Nope.

Rikku: He's been here for nearly a month and all I've gotten out of him is his name.

Yuna: I haven't even heard that much.

Rikku: I'm not sure that he gave me his real name, but he told me to call him Kain.

Yuna: I don't believe he even let you talk to him.

Rikku: It took a while to get through to him, but I finally got him to respond.

Paine: Your voice could crack a safe.

Yuna: I don't even see him around the airship much.

Rikku: He's even more of a recluse than Paine.

Paine: Twelve Rikku.

Rikku: I had fifty yesterday!

Paine: Respect isn't hard to lose.

Rikku: Okay, he isn't as much of recluse as Paine.

Paine: Eight.

Rikku: Oh poop.

On the deck a man was lying down staring up into the sky. He was a dark haired man slightly taller than Paine; he was wearing a pair of black jeans, a black tank top, biker gloves, and a black leather trench coat. He would have looked like a male version of Paine if it wasn't for his eyes he shared the same spiraled pupils as Rikku and Brother, he was clearly at least part Al Bhed his eyes were a brilliant bright hazel.

Kain: It's baffling that no one has realized I'm Al Bhed yet.

Rikku came running onto the deck almost falling over Kain.

Rikku: I finally found you!

Rikku and Kain's eyes met and a sudden shocked expression appeared on both their faces.

Rikku and Kain: You're Al Bhed!

Rikku: Wait, you didn't know I was Al Bhed?

Kain: No, and I'm only half Al Bhed, I have my mothers eyes.

Rikku: Most of the Gullwings are Al Bhed.

Kain: I guess I never noticed, I probably won't be needing these then.

Kain slides the blood red sunglasses he had in his hand into his pocket.

Rikku: Of course you haven't, you're completely antisocial, and that's why we're throwing you a welcome party at the bar.

Rikku is jumping for joy while she's talking.

Kain: You really need some kind of tranquilizer or something.

Rikku: Come on you have to get down to the party.

Kain: I don't do parties.

Rikku: Come on.

Kain: You guys wouldn't throw my kind of party.

Rikku: Have you ever been to a real Al Bhed rave?

Kain: How many women are on this ship?

Rikku: Just me, Yuna, and Paine.

Kain: Al-Bheds do know how to party, but with no women around I would be bored out of my mind, besides non Al Bheds don't know how to party.

Rikku:aggravated look You know only the non Al Bheds on the ship are you, Yuna, and Paine.

Kain: Are you serious, but then again I doubt even normal Al Bheds would want a half blood around.

Rikku: Paine and Yuna are both half bloods and I don't know where you grew up, but we don't care about your blood.

Kain: Whatever, if you'll leave me alone I'll go to your little party.

Rikku: YAY (she begins to bounce again) hurry up!

When they arrive everyone is already into the party and didn't even notice their arrival. Rikku took a seat at the bar and Kain took the only available seat between Rikku and Paine.

Paine: So this is the mysterious Kain.

Kain: I take it you're Paine.

Paine: How'd you guess? (Sarcastic)

Kain: Cause you're already being a pain in my ass.

Yuna: That was a mistake.

Kain: Ah lady Yuna it is a pleasure. (sarcastic)

Yuna: The pleasure is mine, and please just call me Yuna.

Kain: It's true, sarcasm is lost on you isn't it.

Paine: This light weight needs hurt.

Kain: Calm down little lady, theirs no need to embarrass yourself.

Paine: (now standing) I can beat you at anything at anytime!

Kain: I don't feel like fighting, but we could have a little test of endurance.

Paine: (sitting back down) What did you have in mind?

Kain: You ever prepared a drink before?

Yuna: No one can stand after one of Paine's drinks!

Kain: Okay then, I make her five drinks, she makes me five drinks whoever falls over first loses.

Paine: Care to make a bet?

Kain: What did you have in mind?

Rikku whispers something in Paine's ear.

Paine: Sounds good, if I win you tell us about yourself.

Kain: And when I win?

Rikku: We'll do your choirs around the ship for a month.

Paine: You didn't even realize what he said did you?

Rikku: What?

Paine: Never mind…lets just get this over with.

Paine jumps behind the counter and quickly prepares five drinks and sets them in front of Kain. Kain reaches into his jacket and pulls out a large flask and pours it out into five glasses.

Kain: That's my personal brew guaranteed to knock over a sailor or get a women into bed in record time.

Paine: Shut up and drink.

They both down the drinks one after the other. Afterwards both are barley standing.

Paine: God that was some strong shit!

Kain holds out his hand to Paine.

Kain: Shall we call it a draw then?

Paine shakes his hand.

Paine: Sure.

At this they both fall over completely drunk.

Yuna: Wow, I've never seen Paine hit the floor like that.

Rikku: I've never seen someone take that many of Paine's drinks and still be breathing.

Paine and Kain sit up nearly simultaneously.

Paine: I don't believe I didn't win.

Kain: I don't believe a woman actually survived that many of my drinks.

Rikku: You said it was a tie, so what do we do about the bet?

Kain: I wasn't going to hold you to the bet anyway.

Kain gets up grabs a drink and heads toward the engine room, with Rikku following him.

Kain: Why are you following me?

Rikku: I'm surprised you're sober enough to notice.

Kain: I don't get drunk, Guedo blood prevents that.

Rikku: You don't have any human blood?

Kain: Nope, like I said I got my mothers looks.

Rikku: And like I said we won't hold your blood against you.

Kain: If you knew about my linage you would change your mind.

Rikku: Why would that matter?

Kain: I'm the last member of my fathers Guedo blood line, and my grand father on my mother's side sold out a group of Al-Bheds who were hiding in Macilania woods in exchange for his own safety.

Rikku: What Guedo line are you from?

Kain: You are far too perky.

Rikku: That's not an answer.

Kain: You won't like the answer.

Rikku: I told you I don't care about that sort of thing.

Kain: The only other member of my Guedo family I ever met was named Seymour.

Rikku: You can't be serious!

Kain: I told you.

Rikku: By the way, why are we sitting in the engine room?

Kain: Because no one ever comes down here and I find the sound of the engine soothing.

Rikku: Do you sleep down here?

Kain: Yep, all my stuff is lying in that corner over there.

He points to a cot in the corner of the room that Rikku hadn't noticed; it had a duffle bag under it and two katana lying next to the bag.

Rikku: I thought that you would have more stuff than that.

Kain: I was a drifter before I joined the gullwings, couldn't own more than I could carry.

Rikku: I don't know how you sleep down here.

Kain: I could do worse.

Yuna and Paine are sitting at the bar Paine still slightly dizzy from Kain's challenge.

Yuna: Where do you think those two went?

Paine: Somewhere to be alone.

Yuna: I don't think Rikku would go for that kind of guy; he seems more like your type.

Paine: Yeah right, its basics opposites attract and two people who are to much alike end up hating each other.

Yuna: Well I think you're still to drunk to think straight.

Paine: You're completely drunk aren't you?

Yuna: No no no… yes.

Yuna falls out of her chair.

Paine: Am I going to have to carry you back to your room again?

Yuna: Yep…

Paine picks Yuna up and carries her toward her room.

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FP: First chapter done!

HH: That was the most pointless thing I have ever read.

FP: I suppose I should introduce my brother Hell Hound.

HH: I get to help with this story!

FP: No you get to argue with me at the beginning and end of each chapter to add an air of comedy to this epic tale.

HH: Epic tale my ass, shity graphic novel maybe, but definitely not an epic tale!

FP: Don't be dissing graphic novels you jack ass!

HH: Whatever you say I don't even play these stupid games.

FP: Just because you are completely talent less doesn't mean you can bitch about my hobbies.

HH: Yes it does.

FP: You're fired; I need a new person to talk to.

HH: Peace out, I'm gone.

FP: Oh my god that is the most clichéd remark I have ever heard Fire-Pheanix over and out.

Please R&R