Ch.3 The silver haired assassin.
FP: Rammu, so hysa ec Fire-pheanix. I finally found an Al Bhed translator! E ys rybbo!
FP: Since not everybody can read Al Bhed I'm going to translate it at the end of each chapter Everytime I type something in Al Bhed I'll put a small number next to it. Aqysbma 1
At the end of each chapter I'll list all the numbers and their corresponding translations
1: Example
Easy isn't it.
(note: anything in Italics is not spoken dialogue it is what the character is thinking)
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About a week later
Yuna, Paine, and Rikku are at the bar eating breakfast when Kain enters.
Yuna: Morning Kain… What did you do to your hair?
Kain: What, I just washed out my hair dye.
Kain's hair was silver almost white (think Sepiroth with shorter hair).
Rikku: I like it.
Paine: Has anyone else noticed we haven't seen any action since Kain joined up.
Kain: Yeah really, I'm bored as hell.
Yuna: I've never seen a human or an Al Bhed with hair like that.
Kain: Does she seriously not know?
Rikku and Paine shrug.
Yuna: Know what?
Kain: I'm not human; I'm half Al Bhed and half Guedo.
Yuna: You're a Guedo?
Kain: Half.
Paine: I'm going to go talk to Buddy.
Paine leaves.
Yuna: Why didn't you tell me that earlier?
Kain: I thought Rikku told you.
Rikku: I thought Paine told her.
Kain: Why do you care?
Yuna: I don't like Guedos.
Kain: You have a right to hate, especially after what Seymour put you through.
Rikku: Kain I don't think this is the right time to talk about this.
Kain: No, I think she should know about my connections to her past, if she's not going to trust me I might as well give her a reason not to.
Yuna: What are you talking about?
Kain: Seymour was my uncle, I was there when you were supposed to marry him mixed in with the crowd poised to kill you, before this damn calm I was a blade for hire the most ruthless assassin in Spira, you were the only target that I ever let escape, I could have killed you a dozen times, but every time I got you in my cross hairs something would happen, if I had my way you'd be dead right now.
Kain leaves before Yuna can respond.
Yuna: Did you know about this?
Rikku: Yeah, I was hoping we wouldn't have to deal with it.
Yuna: He can't stay; I'll force him to leave if I have to.
Rikku: Yuna, the past shouldn't matter.
Yuna: It doesn't, the future does, and our future doesn't include him!
A few days pass without anything happening besides a few more fights between Yuna and Kain, which Paine and Rikku try their best to avoid.
Rikku: Do you think they'll ever stop fighting?
Paine: Nope, the only way this is going to stop is when one of them leaves.
Rikku: I'm afraid they'll end up hurting each other.
Paine: Yuna wouldn't fight him.
Kain is on the deck staring into the sunrise.
Kain: I know you're their.
Yuna steps out onto the deck.
Yuna: How long are you planning on hanging around here.
Kain: I'm staying as long as Rikku wants me here.
A bullet barley misses Kain's left shoulder.
Kain: Lady Yuna's playing with death bullets, interesting.
Yuna: If you won't leave by yourself I'll have to make you.
Kain: You certainly aren't the first person to take a shot at me and you won't be the last.
Yuna: I'm afraid I'll be the last person you ever see!
Kain: Don't be stupid Yuna, you now if you kill me Rikku will hate you and you wouldn't be able to live with yourself.
Yuna: This is your last warning, leave!
Kain: I was planning on leaving, I never had any intention of staying in the first place, I'm just waiting for the right time.
Paine and Rikku are on the bridge Paine is arguing with Brother while Rikku lands the Celsuis (That is the name of the airship right?) near Mt.Gagazet (spelling?). They had detected sphere waves coming from a cavern deep within the mountain. Kain and Yuna appeared on the bridge scowling at each other.
Paine: E femm hud!
Brother: Bmayca, mudc uv gil eh ed vuh oui.
Paine: E femm hud camm vuh y sphere uv sa yht Yuna ryjaehk caq! (1)
Brother: Fine.
Brother walks away with a depressed look on his face.
Rikku: Welcome to Mt.Gagazet!
Kain: Finally some action!
Yuna: Let's go.
Paine: Seeing Kimarhi will make you feel better.
Yuna: Only if Kain falls of the mountain on the way up. (Whispered)
Paine: slight laughter Do you want me to push him?
Yuna: That'd be great.
Paine: I'm joking.
Yuna: I'm not.
Kain, Rikku, Paine, and Yuna leave the airship. Standing in front of the mountain path Kain stops the group.
Kain: You should all know this is our last mission with the gullwings.
Paine: What do you mean "our last mission".
Rikku: He means that he and I are leaving the gullwings.
Yuna: Rikku, you're going with him?
Rikku: Yes.
Yuna: You don't have to leave Rikku!
Rikku: Yes I do, I love him Yuna.
Yuna: That doesn't mean you have to betray your friends!
Yuna freezes as the blade of one of Kain's katana rests barley a centimeter from here throat.
Rikku: It's alright Kain.
Kain lowers his blade and slides it back into the sheath on his belt; as soon as his blade is sheathed Yuna draws both her guns and holds them against Kain's forehead.
Kain: Go ahead Yuna, give me an excuse!
Paine: Yuna he's not worth it!
Kimarhi: Lady Yuna, will not shed blood on sacred mountain!
Yuna: Kimarhi….
While Yuna was distracted by Kimarhi's arrival Kain knocks here guns out of here hands and again has his blade against her throat in a moment.
Kain: I was going to help you until this mission was over, but know you can consider us enemies!
Kimarhi tightens his grip on his spear ready to lunge at Kain.
Kain: Watch yourself Ronso, if you attack my blade might slip.
Paine: Let her go!
Kain: I have no reason to hurt her.
He shoves Yuna to the ground giving Kimarhi the opportunity to attack. He lunges toward Kain only to be stopped in his tracks by Rikku's dagger slicing deep into his shoulder.
Kimarhi: Rikku…
Rikku: I'm sorry Kimarhi.
Paine and Yuna watch stunned as Kimarhi falls.
Kain: Let's go Rikku.
Rikku: Alright…I'm so sorry.
Kain: We'll see you if you ever make it to the sphere.
Kain walks toward the mountain while Rikku gives her friends one last apologetic glance and follows him.
Yuna: We should get Kimarhi back to his tribe.
Kimarhi: I alright, Lady Yuna not hurt?
Yuna: I'm fine Kimarhi, but you need to get that wound treated.
Paine: I hope those two don't try anything stupid.
Kain and Rikku are on the mountain fighting through wave after wave of fiends.
Rikku: I think that was the last one, damn it's cold!
Kain: You're wearing a skirt, a scarf, and bikini top on a snow covered mountain, of course it's cold.
Rikku: You enjoy pointing out the obvious don't you?
Kain: Here.
Kain takes off his trench coat and hands it to Rikku.
Rikku: Thanks, but now all you have on is jeans and a tank top.
Kain: I'm fine.
Rikku leans against the side of the mountain and falls through it revealing a small cave opening.
Kain: I think you found the cave we're looking for.
Rikku: And busted my ass in the progress.
Kain: Yht y payidevim ycc ed ec.
Rikku:blushing Banjand. (2)
Kain: You love it.
Rikku: Maybe…
Kain: Let's go, we can celebrate after we grab the Sphere.
Rikku and Kain travel deep into the cave.
At the Ronso village Kimarhi's shoulder is treated.
Yuna: I don't believe Rikku would do that…
Paine: We can't dwell on this, we need to find those two and beat the shit out of Kain!
Yuna: What if we have to fight Rikku?
Paine: Then we'll fight her like we would anyone else.
Kimarhi appears from a small hut.
Kimarhi: You not fight Rikku.
Paine: We might have too Kimarhi
Kimarhi: Kill not on mountain!
Paine: We won't kill her Kimarhi!
Yuna: The only person who deserves to die is Kain.
Kimarhi: No one deserves death!
Paine: We had better leave if we want to catch up with them.
Kain and Rikku are roaming around in the labyrinth of caves under the mountain.
Rikku: I think we've already been here.
Kain: We're fuckin lost.
Rikku: I wish we had a map or something.
Kain: I wish I had a sandwich…… stomach growls
Rikku: I think I see a light at the end of the tunnel!
Kain does anime fall
Kain: Cliché much? I just can't resist... "Walk into the light!" Their I said it!
They walk into a lit room with machina parts scattered everywhere.
Kain: Look at all these machina!
Rikku: Look the sphere!
The sphere was sitting on a metal desk in the back of the room.
Kain: Grab the sphere; I want to check out some of these machina.
Rikku: Alright.
Kain walks over to a tarp covered object in the corner of the room.
Rikku: There's a note over here next to the sphere.
Kain: Read it out loud.
Rikku: "To whoever discovers this place. I have been researching Machina in secret for eighty years now and my life is drawing to a close, hopefully you will continue my work and put the knowledge I have left you on this sphere to good use.
P.S. There is a map of how to get out of these cave on the back of this note, and my project is in the corner under a tarp please take care of her.
Kain: HOLY SHIT, the old man was building a motorcycle!
Kain had pulled the tarp off of the old mans project revealing a motorcycle.
Rikku: You think you can drive it?
Kain: Only one way to find out.
Paine and Yuna are heading up the mountain path towards the cave Rikku and Kain entered earlier when a low rumbling noise begins to echo from within the cave.
Yuna: Do you hear that?
Paine: Yeah, it sounds like a motor.
Yuna: It's coming from that cave over there.
Just after she says this Kain burst out of the cave riding hi new toy with Rikku sitting behind him holding on to his waist for dear life.
Rikku: TOO FAST!
Kain: No such Thing!
Kain comes to a screeching halt when he sees Yuna and Paine throwing a wave of snow in their faces.
Kain: Hello ladies.
Yuna: Decided to apologize, because I might be willing to let you join back up with the Gullwings.
Kain: No, I was actually going to tell you that your slow and should probably be looking for a new career.
Paine: Why is that?
Kain reaches into his pocket and pulls out the sphere.
Kain: Because the newest sphere hunters in Spira just claimed the first of many victories to be claimed by the Shadow Ravens.
Yuna: Rikku this is your last chance to come back.
Rikku: Sorry Yunie, but I can't.
Kain: Time for us to be going.
Rikku yells as Kain speeds away.
Rikku: I still have my communicator, so try and stay in touch!
Yuna and Paine stare at the bike heading down the trail, and then return to the airship.
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FP: I need to start writing shorter chapters….. and I really need to update my stories I don't even have ch.1 of this up yet….. oh well.
All the Al Bhed in this chapter is nothing but pointless and perverted comments if you wish to translate it you'll be in for one hell of a good laugh!