How does it feel to be a wife?

Manji Clan Village, Yamanashi Prefecture,Japan…

Not too long ago, Kunimitsu married her partner in the latest Tekken tournament, Raven. Before their marriage, Kunimitsu gave birth to her son, Karasu. He is a toddler now, and is barely talking. An active child, he always gives Kunimitsu fits whenever he leaves her sight and climbs onto objects, grabbing anything he can get his hands on. About a week had passed since the marriage and she asked one of her kunoichi maids to look after Karasu while she was contacted by the magazine who once again had a flurry of emails, asking Kunimitsu about the event and other things.

Kunimitsu: "People wanna know how I actually got married?"

Reporter: "Yes. And it will be featured in our next issue."

Kunimitsu: "Well, I'm near my laptop now, so I will do this for my people. We could use the money to build up our defense systems."

Reporter: "I understand. Thank you Kunimitsu for your contribution!"

Kunimitsu: "Sure thing! Goodbye!" (Hangs up.) "I know what happened last time! I will personally have my ninja hunt down those who wish ill will on me and punish them! They will wish they have never discovered social media!" (Grinning deviously.)

Email #1

Guest: "Congratulations on the wedding! You guys look so happy together! When is the honeymoon?"

Kunimitsu: "Oh thank you! The honeymoon or "vacation" as my newlywed calls it is supposed to be next week. We would've done it by now, but…one of our guests insisted he'd go help with training."

Email #2

Guest: "Is this the first time a female ninja has been married?"

Kunimitsu: "Not at all. Many women became ninja through marriage."

Email #3

Guest: "What made you get married all of a sudden? And to Raven?"

Kunimitsu: "Our relationship went off to a complicated start. Over time we became a lot closer because of the hardships we had to endure during the last tournament. Other than my parents, I never met someone who could make me feel so special. So I knew he felt the same way. I believe it's a miracle in itself he agreed to marry me! "

Email #4

Guest: "Is your son walking yet?"

Kunimitsu: "Ah not only is he walking, he is learning how to run too! He's fast! Catching him is like training at times!"

Email #5

Guest: "Who is the tall woman who was wearing similar clothes as your husband?"

Kunimitsu: "Somebody that Raven works with. Just a guest."

Email #6

Guest: "Did you really get married? That's amazing!"

Kunimitsu: "Yes I did. What's so amazing about it if you don't mind me asking?"

Email #7

Guest: "Do you have any photos of the wedding with your mask off?"

Kunimitsu: "No. It's classified."

Email #8

Guest: "How much is the ring do you all have?"

Kunimitsu: "I stole it actually. Didn't pay anything."

Email #9

Guest: "We heard rumors that Yoshimitsu has returned for the tournament? Is that true?"

Kunimitsu: "I've heard them too. It doesn't make much of a difference because I'm running the show now. He's got a problem with it, then he can come and face me."

Email #10

Guest: "You think Raven is out seeing other women while you're running the clan?"

Kunimitsu: "He better not!"

Email #11

Guest: "Why do the Manji steal from the rich and give back to the poor?"

Kunimitsu: "It's out of tradition and it helps to enact justice on the scourges of society in general."

Email #12

Guest: "Is your son adopted?"

Kunimitsu: "No. He is my real son."

Email #13

Guest: "Can't wonder but think you're into pickles. Would like to come over and see mine?"

Kunimitsu: "…". (That's victim no.1.) (Laughing.)

Email #14

Guest: "Do you Manji guys sell masks? Yours is really cool and I'd like to purchase one!"

Kunimitsu: "They are not for sale. And these masks are not for non Manji people. Now if you want to join the clan. Well that is different entirely."

Email #15

Guest: "Your hair is so nice! Could you cut it and mail it to me as part of my collection?"

Kunimitsu: "…" (Vitcim no.2.)

Email #16

Guest: "Congrats on the wedding! Can I ask who the lucky man is?"

Kunimitsu: "He's a private investigator. That much I can tell you."

Email #17

Guest: "Can you kick a haiku freestyle for the fans Kunimitsu?"

Kunimitsu: "Early morning I awake. I hear someone near. A loud noise cries. It's my baby right here."

Email #18

Guest: "Does your clan allow gay marriage?"

Kunimitsu: "No. We have some gays in the clan, but they are not the marriage type. Believe me."

Email #19

Guest: "Now that are you the leader of the Manji, does your clan still give back to the poor?"

Kunimitsu: "Yes. The elders vowed that I uphold the traditions of the Manji to help the poor, especially if they are being oppressed by those who are richer than they are."

Email #20

Guest: "Hi Kunimitsu! You should consider Angkor Wat for your honeymoon vacation! I know you fought there years ago."

Kunimitsu: "Thank you for the suggestion. I'd like that place a lot back in my younger years. Maybe I'll talk my husband into going there. It is a little quiet there."

Email #21

Guest: "Why couldn't you marry me Kunimitsu? I would do anything you say!"

Kunimitsu: "…" (Victim. No. 3) (This one thinks he's has brass balls, I'll show him!)

Email #22

Guest: "How often do the Manji host tryouts for new recruits?"

Kunimitsu: "Every 2 months. I warn you. The training is hard."

Email #23

Guest: "Rumor has it Anna Williams is looking to catch you? Aren't you worried about her?"

Kunimitsu: "I don't care how good she is. She can never enter this village."

Email #24

Guest: "Did you propose first or did your husband propose?"

Kunimitsu: "I proposed. I had to subdue him and give him the best sex ever just for good measure. ; )."

Email #25

Guest: "What was your wedding song?"

Kunimitsu: "A traditional song our clan created for joyous occasions like these."

Email #26

Guest: "I wanna lick up you up and down like a lollipop! You're irresistible like that! Where is your village?"

Kunimitsu: "…" (Victim No. 4.)

Email #27

Guest: "Your little boy is soooo kawaii! He will grow up to be a fine ninja!"

Kunimitsu: "Thank you. That he will."

Email #28

Guest: "Can you give me the f*ck me eyes? I appreciate it very much!"

Kunimitsu: "Weirdo." (Victim, No. 5.)"

Email #29

Guest: "Do the Manji have clan members from other countries? What if you can't join the clan without a passport?"

Kunimitsu: "I'm sorry to hear that you do not have a passport, but we do have members from other nations here. However they are all willingly living inside the Manji village. We do have some allies outside of Japan, but they are not official clan members. Just people we can trust not to expose us. I'll see what strings I can pull for you."

Email #30

Guest: I hear Lei Wulong might retire from the King of Iron Fist Tournament fights. Now I hear he may get a promotion in Interpol and be regulated to office work. What are your thoughts?"

Kunimitsu: "Well if this is true, then I wish Lei Wulong the best on behalf of the Manji Clan. And congratulations Lei, on your job promotion."

Email #31

Guest: "Have you stolen from the Tekken fighters before?"

Kunimitsu: "Of course. Heihachi, Michelle Chang, Nina Williams, & Lee Chaolan. To name some guys off the top of my head. Fun times." (Laughing.)

Email #32

Guest: "Congrats on the wedding Kunimitsu! Is this the first time a Manji head has been engaged? Yoshimitisu never married anybody."

Kunimitsu: "Nope. This one is for the history books. Besides, Yoshimitsu cheats too much for marriage."

Email #33

Guest: "What's the scariest thing about being a ninja?"

Kunimitsu: "We train not to fear anything. But I'll admit Yoshimitsu was one the few ninja who could scare me at times."

Email #34

Guest: "Who was your female inspirations coming up as a fighter?"

Kunimitsu: "My math teacher, Joetsu. Taki of the late Fu-Ma clan. Rest in peace. And Lady Ina of the Tokugawa Clan. Rest in Peace."

Email #35

Guest: Will you let your son play video games?"

Kunimitsu: "Only if he does everything I say. "

Email #36

Guest: "Rumor has it your hair smells like cherry blossoms. Is that true?"

Kunimitsu: "Not quite. But that is true I wear perfume similar to that of a cherry blossom tree. Just not on my hair."

Email #37

Guest: "If I send you my cellular phone. Could you fix it for me please?"

Kunimitsu: "Love to. Problem is. I always have to go around and repair appliances for my fellow townspeople. Thankfully I've hired an engineer who can teach the little ones more about technology. My apologies."

Email #38

Guest: As a thief, would you still take away candy from a baby if the opportunity presented itself?"

Kunimitsu: "Of course! Especially if I don't like their parents!" (Devilish grin.)

Email #39

Guest: "I love you so much! Don't be married! Divorce Raven! Take me away from my pitiful life! I beg you!"

Kunimitsu: "If you insist!" (Victim. No. 6.)

Email #40

Guest: "Check out some of these lewd photos of Asuka and Lili. Will you take it all off on one of these days?"

Kunimitsu: "Don't send me that trash! Keep it to yourself please!"

Kunimitsu felt that was enough for one day. The emails were getting too out of hand once again. She went out of the mansion to check up on the village before visiting the maid's house about her little boy. At least the magazine would pay Kunimitsu good cash for talking to her admirers from around the world. But for those naughty boys, their moment of capture will be at hand.