Disclaim: I do not own any Fruits Basket, Naruto, or Fullmetal Alchemist

Chapter Two: The Nickname Edokichi, or not !

Ed: La la la...Ready Steady Go...la

Al: What are you singing brother

Ed: No clue but it sounds familiar...from some were

(Still inside Al)

Lust: I think I'm gonna die! It smells like bad B.O.

Envy: Shut up drama Queen! I'm still devising a plan

Lust: Didn't you call that one Ninja

Envy: let me check

Ninja Academy Work

Kohana 234-5678

Ayame Ninja Warrior in Fashion

Dadadada St. 545-4545

Demon world Ninja

Heie Blvd. 333-3333

Envy: Crap I called the second one.

Ed: do you hear that Al

Voice far away: Ninja...DA..DA..DA In fashion!

Ninja...DA..DA..DA In fashion!

Ninja...DA..DA..DA In fashion!

Ya!

Al: well...ya... but what is it

Ayame: Ha! The question is who is it , young one in fashion!

Lust: I have to get out of here

Envy: Wait you need to call the landlord about the B.O.

Ayame: B.O. ha ha ha no yes no yes

Al: What?

Ayame: Yah! my senses tell me there is a cure!

Ayame: Should I use Crouching Ninja or Kill the Homunculus(By the Fuhrer- Aee... they say it doesn't actually kill them.)

Fuhrer: Ha... Ha I am a Homunculus you fools Ha... Ha

(Ed throws him through the window of Laboratory 5)

Scientist: Muuu...mu... ha...ha...ha

Fuhrer: NO!

(scientist Sprays him with the Homunculus spray and he dies)

Ayame: Well that was Disturbing! Ill Use the spray on you Al for your B.O.!

Envy: If it killed him and he was a Homunculus that means

Gluttony: RUN!

Lust: Its too late...I see the other side of the Gate!

(All Homunculus end up on the other side of the gate and are kicked out cuz Gluttony was hungry and ate all the food and people and cars and buildings and artillery and machines and the dirt and the

computers and the animals and the mountains and so on...)

Ed: Hey can I have that spray to kill the homunculus

Ayame: But the oracle said I was going to drop it

Ayame: well better give it to you before that happens

spray falls and breaks

Ed: NO!

Ayame: well better luck next time!

Ed: If there is a next time!
( chases Ayame for about 10 mins and then gos and gets a snow cone and a hair cut)