Once again, I'd like to thank you all for your support and kind words, and maybe not so kind ones too. After all I'm trying to improve and I understand that I still have a lot to go.
First things first, this chapter is shorter, I know. Not everything is going to be a nine to ten thousand chapter every time. Those are usually reserved to pieces of media I truly enjoy.
Secondly let me answer some of your comments.
Guest: Thank you for your opinion but if its mean please keep it to yourself. Everyone likes what they like.
Ultimate Kuuga: I chose Gaim because Kouta and Jaune are similar in their growth. From people to thrown into worlds they don't know, to warriors fighting for what's right.
Inu-Shommaru: I will try, trust me. I want to make it an over arching point in the plot that people should grow. But the keyword is try. Also thanks for pointing out some of the flaws. Most of that chapter was written at like five in the morning due to some terrible insomnia.
Ludens: I sadly never got into Ultraman. Kamen Rider and Super sentai are what I know the most from tokusatsu...and Garo. I need to watch it first.
RomanReignsFan01: Same as the one above, I haven't gotten to that. I need to watch it.
Haseo55: I won't bring in his entire family. Why? I don't know them. Only Saphron and Terra have been introduced so I know how they are. The rest of the family are basically OCs and that won't feel real. Also I do plan to do Zero One when a few characters arrive.
GXY-2013: Captain...Marvelous. JAUNE MARVELOUS. Or would it be Jaune ta Jolokia? I also sadly have not played Honkai impact. The gachas that have my attention currently are FGo and Dokkan Battle.
1v2: Either or your choice.
Other "Guest" Someone is already doing a full fanfic for Jaune as a D Class. So I would suggest you look that up.
Onepiece99: Atlantis seems fun but if I were to ever do a Disney film with Jaune in it, it would probably be Tangled.
So there we go.
Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY nor Ninja Sex Party.
The Curator stood in front of his little building, against the storm of the multiverse. Given his unique physiology, which he wasn't sure how he got, he could stand in the expanse of space easily. Of course he was sure that other dimensional beings could do this too. Shrugging his shoulders, he weaved the various energies of multiple worlds around the theatre and began to strengthen the building.
The Curator was weaving various magic and dust as well as technology to ensure that when other people who came into his home, it would be a safe and neutral place. After all some of them will be magical, and he was sure that the Cameraman would be bringing in some immortals. After a quick golden glow around his home/theatre, the Curator smiled and warped back into the building.
Team RWBY and JNPR all returned to room, some having gotten refills on their drinks. "Not going to lie," Ruby said as she had a x-large cup of strawberry soda and settled in her seat. After figuring out how to use its functions, she made her more comfortable as did the others. "If we dragged Gaim!Jaune from that universe into our world, it would probably be pretty much the same."
"Ruby, we're not replacing my leader for a guy with cool weapons," Pyrrha said. Yang and Weiss gave a small laugh as Ruby pouted. Blake meanwhile was fixing her chair to be able to lie down and lounge in it.
"So Mr. Curator! What sort of world will we be seeing next?" Nora asked the older Jaune. "Will it be cool like the last one?"
"It's cool in a sense," the Curator replied. "In this world Jaune and Ren made a musical duo, who likes to make parody songs." The smile on the orange haired girl's face grew to insane proportions.
"Nora please..." Ren said holding his hands out just before his energetic friend started to shake him.
"It's a sign Renny! Two worlds where you and Jaune are musically inclined! We must make that dance group! WE MUST!" Nora shouted.
"So what's their band name?" Yang asked with a strawberry soda as well. It wasn't as good as the strawberry sunrise she wanted but it was close enough. They could all hear the Curator chuckle.
"Oh that would ruin the surprise if I tell you the name."
"Fine keep your secrets," Yang huffed.
The lights dim once more.
The screen opens up to a black and white, film with matching piano music.
"So I guess this is going to be a music video?" Blake asked. This instantly got Weiss's attention. She was a singer previously, prior to becoming a huntsman-in-training.
The words that popped up on screen in big white text was "So you want to Bone Jauney Sexbang..." In the bottom right corner was Jaune smiling in some sort of robe.
Only to recoil in horror. "W-W-What is this f-filth!?" she stutters with a blush. She wasn't the only one. Both Ruby and Pyrrha were as red as their hair. Yang was already cackling like a madwoman along with Nora. Blake just couldn't help but smirk at the thought.
"Jauney Sexbang?" the brawler clapped her hands. "Is that his name?"
"That's his stage name yes," the Curator replied.
There was also small text at the very bottom saying: Presented by a generous grant from the NSP Educational Endowment
Starring Jauney Sexbang as Dr. Sexbang (Jaune turns around dressed as a doctor with a mustache, only to rip it off and smirk)
"Oh god..." Weiss covered her eyes.
Starring Yang Xiao Long as You, the viewer (The blonde bombshell turns in place and winks at the camera)
"I don't look half bad," Yang said nodding in approval. "And hey it's supposed to be us!"
Introducing Ninja Ren as Nurse Ninja Ren (Ren literally pops up from below the camera dressed as a nurse on top of being a ninja!)
Ren immediately facepalmed. Nora hugged her friend and shook him. "You look so funny Ren!" the pink bomber complimented him.
"It's oddly fitting," Pyrrha said laughing behind hand.
"Please not you too Pyrrha..." Ren complained.
The piano music stops, only to be replaced by some psychedelic beats.
The look of horror spread from Weiss to Yang as well. She immediately knew what that music was too. Blake choked on her water. "Is that what I think it is?" Blake choked.
"It is..." Yang groaned.
It sounded like terrible porn music from the old movie they saw their parents hid from them.
"What is it?" Ruby asked. Although she understood the meaning of the video, given that it was about sex. However she didn't understand the whole musical reference.
"It's cheesy porn music," Nora snorted.
On screen it showed a crudely written sign for Dr Sexbang's Office, enter in the rear.
Despite the situation, the pun and the setting made Yang laugh. "This isn't going to be good for my stomach," the blonde said strapping in her seat.
Shifting into a medical office, Jaune stood in front of Yang who was sitting down as his Nurse Ninja Ren approached with a clipboard. Behind him was a rather...odd looking eye chart. Jaune takes his stethoscope, a clipboard and a...ahem adult object.
"Okay, now I'm serious, what is that?" Ruby asked scrunching her face. She was sheltered sure but she knew some things. However the object in Jaune's hand confused her. It looked like a...boy's private parts.
"It's a toy for adult women," Blake, being the most informed of the group, well informed Ruby. "They...use it to masturbate." This caused Ruby to blush even more.
"What sort of music do they make that would require that?" Weiss stutters.
All the while Ren is staring at the camera. Jaune looks at it, then the camera, before tossing the object away.
I want my P in your V (Jaune points at Yang and then the corresponding letters on the eye chart exam)
Yang choked on air as everyone watched. They can tell this was going to be...life changing.
Want you to S on my D (The camera goes down at an angle as Jaune gyrates his hips with the letter S right over his groin.)
Pyrrha, Ruby and Weiss blushes became a permanent fixture on their faces. Blake meanwhile was taking down notes, for this comedy trainwreck was inspirational. Ren could only rub his eyes at the insanity of this world. Nora was just laughing as Yang was torn between laughing and feeling mortified at being the subject of the song.
Gotta J Off on your T's (Ren rips off the letter J from the exam and throws it onto Yang's chest.)
A snort escaped Blake's lips, making her cover them with her hand. That made Yang laugh too.
Then FYI I want to F your A (The doctor approaches his patient, showing the clip board with the lyrics on it.)
"He wants to what!?" Weiss screamed, her voice getting higher and higher.
OMG, Just stuff your mouth with my B's (Jaune grabs a bottle of pills and Ren walks right beside him. Both the doctor and nurse kneel down as they bring out two letter B's.)
"That's...actually pretty smart," Pyrrha admitted.
Don't LOL at my C (As Yang laughs, the camera cuts to Jaune wagging his finger and Ren shaking his head with the letter C, again in front of Jaune's crotch.)
This one drew laughs from most of them. The mortification the ones who felt embarrassed was slowly leaving as they came to accept that this world wasn't meant to be taken seriously.
Well except for Weiss. Her upbringing made it hard for her to just accept this.
And FYI I wanna F your A (Ren produces a "Magic Remote" and clicks a button.)
"Ren can do magic!" Nora cheered.
"Nora did you forget this was a music video? This was edited to fit the needs of the singers," Ren reminded her.
"He also just keeps staring at the screen," Blake pointed out. "It's kind of creepy."
The dull black and white tone of the music video shifts into full color and right into an dining room. Jaune and Ren rip off their uniforms to show that Jaune had a bright red robe and Ren...well he had his ninja outfit. Yang was in a sexy little black dress that showed off her curves.
"Good. It's at least catching my good side," Yang sighed in relief.
Girl, I can tell that you know what I mean (Jaune does some interpretive dance as Ren hands Yang a book titled Conversational Sexbanglish)
"What sort of language is that?" Ruby snickers.
"Probably all about innuendo," Blake replied.
"My kind of language, if only a little more dirty," the blonde in the room nodded.
But just in case, I will provide the translation (The blonde brawler looks confused as the two men point at the book, with Jaune draping himself off her left shoulder and Ren hiding behind her right.)
Like how I want you to sign up for the PTA (Yang is drinking a strawberry sunrise, complete with tiny umbrella, as Jaune rises from beneath the table and hands her a clipboard with Ren on her right nodding his head.)
"Wha-gah-AH!" Yang pointed at the screen. Her words were grabbled at the injustice. "How come she gets to drink but I don't!"
"Yang...it's a music video. It's probably only a prop," Weiss replied trying to think of something, anything, other than this mess of what was called music.
That's the Penis Touching Association (Purple eyes are drawn to the question in her hands asking "Do you want to touch my schween?" The only options were Yes, Hell Yes, and I already am. Which she checks Hell Yes)
Pyrrha nodded along, agreeing to what the Yang on the screen answered. Ruby, while having a crush on her friend, found that to be a bit too much.
Tonight let's watch a DVD (Yang and Jaune find themselves in front of a chess board in which Jaune literally pulls a DVD out of his clothes. On it was an image of a tropical beach with Jaune posing seductively. It was entitled My Penis: A journey, by Jauney Sexbang.)
"He made a documentary...about his penis," Ren said in shock.
"A travesty, this a travesty to art!" Weiss complained.
"I don't know about you but this is actually really good musically and the lyrics do make sense, despite its crude and simple nature," Blake defended the music video.
"Of course you would perv."
That means you'll get a Dicking oh so Very Delicately (Yang looks up at Jaune in her uncertainty, but he begins to thrust against the board making her seem...interested.)
"I guess mama likes?" Yang was confused at her other's antics.
I'll take the SAT, you'll take the GRE (Ninja Ren places two test sheets before the blondes. Jaune tries to cheat but Yang hides hers away.)
Everyone, except Yang, laughed at that. If anything it would be Yang that would be cheating on any sort of test. "I can totally feel the love guys. Right here," the victim said pointing at her heart.
I'll do Such Amazing Thrusting that you'll Get Ready for Ecstasy (The camera shows that Yang is actually trying, while Jaune...drew a penis.)
Nora held up a score card with the number 9 on it.
"Why nine?" Pyrrha asked her teammate.
"Too much pubes," Nora commented. "Smoother the better!"
Holy S (Jaune and Yang stand in front of a door labeled ICU, Intense Cuddling Unit as he opens the door to his bedroom.)
"I'm thinking cuddling is a euphemism for sex," Pyrrha said.
"Gee you think?" Yang sarcastically said.
I'll bust a N on your chest (Leading Yang to nightstand full of trophies, the woman gasps as she sees what they were for.)
You know my D is the best (It was for the Vale Penis Competition, which Jaune won three years in a row.)
"I guess Pyrrha isn't the only three time champion anymore," Nora teased her friend.
"What sort of competition would that be?" Ruby wondered.
"We probably don't want to know," Yang answered her sister.
And FYI I wanna F your A (Jaune are shown to be dancing, rather badly in front of a fireplace.)
This time everyone did get a laugh out of the rather bad dancing.
No F'in way, so how about a BJ? (Jaune wiggles his eyebrows at Yang who could only roll her eyes at him.)
"BJ?" Once again the most innocent of the group looked about. No one could face her except Nora who made a rather...inappropriate motion with her hand and mouth. "AH!" Ruby shouted covering her eyes. "Who would do that!?"
"You'd be surprised," Blake whispered thankfully no one heard her.
If not, that's also OK (The two men stand behind Yang, who could only laugh as the two keep dancing badly.)
But FYI I wanna F your A (Ren starts to thrust the air while Jaune and Yang dance together, although it seemed that Jaune was pretending to be creepy making Yang laugh.)
"I hate to truly admit it but I agree. Despite it's rather...shoddy production and it's crude subject it is a well made music video," Weiss admitted in embarrassment.
Let's play as sexy RPG (Yang, Jaune and Ren are all in front of a desk with minifigures and a map playing a game, with a toy castle there as well. Jaune was dressed as a knight, Yang a princess and Ren...still a ninja.)
"Please, I'd be a barbarian not a princess," Yang complained while flexing her arms.
While we watch ABC and eat a bowl of MSG (They stop playing as Yang and Jaune watch TV, and at the mention of MSG Jaune starts to eat instant noodles. Ren lays across the back of the couch.)
"ABC?" Ren asked turning to the projector.
"It is a television broadcasting company in their world," The Curator responded.
"He should cut back on those. He's skinny enough, we don't want him getting fat from instant noodles," Pyrrha said.
"He's been cutting back though!" Ruby told her. "Your regiment is actually helping him a lot!"
"Thank you Ruby."
Meaning that I'll Really Pound your Groin (Jaune suddenly stands up! Grabbing the toy castle on the desk he starts to hump it.)
"I can never look at a castle the same way again," Ren stated.
"I wouldn't care! I'll still be Queen of the castle!" Nora exclaimed eagerly.
As you Achieve Butt Climax and Make Sex Gravy (Jaune and Ren once again flank Yang. Jaune brings up a pan and Ren having a bottle. It was labeled Sex Gravy and he pours it into the pan.)
"That's not really..." The white haired heiress was interrupted when Yang threw some popcorn at her.
"It's just gravy Weiss, geez," Yang complained rolling her eyes. "It's a parody music video. Stop taking it so seriously. Most of us got over the craziness of it at the start of the verse." Ruby nodded along with everyone else.
"Fine." Weiss crossed her arms and sat back.
You'll be a VIP at the DMV (The sexy blonde, no not Jaune, was lead into an office by Ren. Yang saw Jaune still dressed in the robes but with a police cap under a sign saying VIP.)
Very Intensely Plowed by a Dick Made out of Victory (Jaune angrily grabs the sign and throws it down before ripping off his robes. Revealing what was underneath, just a thong with a bird theme, the beak hiding his privates.)
"Okay...mama likes indeed," Yang said licking her lips.
"Agreed," Ruby and Pyrrha nodded.
"This Jaune is slimmer than the one we know and not as built," Ren said as he observed. "But despite that far more confident."
(He then grabs Yang by the hand and drags her away.)
"Oh what this?" Yang said smirking.
LOL, JK, I Love you TLC (The two blondes were in bed. Jaune had his robes back on and a crown while Yang only had some pink negligee. He leans in and kisses her.)
"Lucky devil," Pyrrha commented while despairing at how lucky that version of Yang was.
"She's just an actress. Don't get too jealous," Yang told her. "But damn they did pick out a good piece of clothing or what? They knew how to make me look good."
And you can bet I'll BRB for some more S-E-X ASAP (Ren slowly pops his head out from the headboard of the bed, as the letters start filling the screen. This forces Jaune to get worried and sings from just the top left corner of the screen.)
"Renny, I care for you but please stop being a creeper," Nora chastised her friend. This made Ren groan as the others laughed.
(The music shifts a little, having more bells. The scene also shifts to a party at a club with dancers. Jaune has a track suit and large aviator glasses while Ninja Ren was acting as a DJ.)
FYI, F your A (Jaune dances in the group, clearly enjoying himself as he dances with the guys and girls on the dance floor)
Everybody say FYI
"FYI!" most of the group sang along.
Everybody say F your A
"F your A!"
I'll F your V then your T's then your A then your M Then your T's then your V then your A again (Jaune sings into a mic as he points at various people holding the signs.)
If you want me to F your A, say yeah!
"YEAH!" When the music stop, they looked at the two so shouted that. Ruby was blushing, as she was caught up in the music and shouted out. Nora mean while was blushing at a different reason. She did not mean to do that at least not in front of Ren!
The screen goes black.
"So Ruby, got something to tell the class?" Yang asked poking her sister in the side.
"NOPE!" she covered her face with her hood and hid away from the world. Standing up, Ruby started to walk out, looking down to ensure she knew where she was going. "Not going to say anything. This was bad enough as it is."
"Renny! You have to believe me I don't want it in my A!" Nora told her friend.
"I believe you," Ren immediately said. He patted her head and she sighed in relief. Crisis averted! After all they weren't together, together yet. Maybe when they were she'd allow it. Maybe.
The group then heard a noise from the lobby and the Curator seemed to not be surprised. "Ah, it seems some of our other guests have arrived," he said. The two teams, confused, headed to the lobby to be met with a sight.
On the side that lead to the concession stand and other utilities, were three people: Glynda Goodwitch, Professor Ozpin, and one Qrow Branwen. What stood out was that they all seemed beaten and hurt. As soon as they appeared, their weapons and Semblances were taken away. All three were glaring at their opponent.
The group then noticed standing by the doorway was a Jaune Arc. This one was older, probably in his late twenties. He was dressed in black slacks, a black suit jacket and a magenta collared shirt. Around his neck was a tiny camera. However what had set him apart from the Jaune Team RWBY and JNPR knew, as well as the ones they've seen so far, was the air of confidence this one possessed. This Jaune held his head high, his back straight, and didn't even seem fazed.
In fact, if the scene was anything to go by, he beat all three of the adults and didn't have a scratch on him.
"Uncle Qrow!" Ruby shouted as the fifteen year old as she went to assist him. The others went there too, all of the students standing in front of their professors as to act like a shield.
"Really?" this Jaune asked with a hint of amusement. "You guys think you can handle me? When they coudln't? Without your abilities?" He taunted.
"Look, I don't know what sort of person you are but no one gets away from hurting our teachers and gets away with it!" Yang replied. Ruby was too busy helping her uncle up, Pyrrha and Ren doing to Glynda and Ozpin respectively. Nora, Blake and Weiss also stood before them ready to do something to stop this villain.
"So you're saying you're staking your lives even though you know you could very well die?" this Jaune asked.
"If we don't, who will?" Blake countered. The Jaune in front of them smirked and shook his head.
"I honestly expected Ruby to say that first but then again, you're trying to make amends aren't you Blake?" the blonde said, almost fondly as he looked the group over. "Spoken like a true Huntress."
"Students please stand down," Ozpin told them as he managed to stand without his cane. "He didn't do anything wrong. If anything we were at fault for not heeding his warning."
"Agreed," Glynda sighed fixing her glasses and clothing. The older woman noticed that the clothes she was wearing were slowly getting mended. "And thank you for the support but I can stand on my own now."
"I told you we could have done this the easy way or the hard way," the Jaune with the camera said with a shrug. "It's not my fault that the drunk with you guys chose the hard way."
"Oi fuck off," Qrow groaned, being the one most hurt. His injuries were healing but slowed to an almost stalled pace. "You appear out of nowhere and ask us to trust you. Of course I'd draw my blade on you."
"You'll have to excuse my associate," Ozpin sighed as he took his own stance in front of the teens. "He's not friendly when drunk."
"The one I know personally is not friendly when sober either," the Jaune countered with a smirk, getting nods from both Yang and Glynda, much to Ruby's confusion. "But again he actually did the right thing so I don't mind. Got a bit of exercise too."
"I see everyone has calm down now," the Curator said as he appeared before everyone. "And I see you've met one of the Jaunes who can traverse the multiverse with ease. This is my Cameraman so to speak. We are partners, as he's the one who's been improving my videos."
"Yo. Name's Jaune Arc," the Cameraman said with a smile. "Destroyer of Worlds. It's nice to meet you all once again."
And there we go! The introduction of the Cameraman and the arrival of Qrow and the teachers. I'm debating whether or not to put previews at this point but I'm sure that would ruin a lot of the fun. Oh well, leave a review and I'll catch you all next time.