So I'm not going to lie. I got writer's block twice on this chapter. I wrote a thousand words for a White Knight chapter and it didn't feel right. I tried doing a D&D thing and that didn't feel right as well. I knew if I didn't write something I would have gotten lazy. So I wrote this.
.1: I have freetime at night after work.
Jack54311: MAYBE. All of those have been done but I'm thinking about which servant to actually use for FGO.
Deku momiya: Nah he's definitely an Emu.
shirou6655: I actually stopped readying post seven year time skip. I lost interest in fairy tail.
speedy24: I had a conversation with someone with that honestly. Jaune doesn't fit anywhere in DMC lore. It's better for Qrow, Raven and Yang. Also Jaune, Sun, Neptune and Adam as Build, Cross-Z, Grease and Rogue. Evolto would be Professor Polendina. Meaning Penny is Misora.
Haseo55: I promised someone a Knightshade chapter soon.
Wrath97: I was going to do KH with Jaune as Riku.
To that anonymous Gabriel account thank you for actually noticing that ending. It made me happy.
Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY, Rooster Teeth, nor Game Grumps.
It was "morning" when everyone got dressed and got into the lobby. They had found their clothes magically cleaned.
The girls, yes even Ilia, had stayed the night in one of their rooms and had a sleepover. They got to know each other during that time and it was really fun. The entire time though, Ilia was watching, judging the humans. To see if what her parents said was correct. She didn't see anything wrong with them but she knew that this wasn't the right place to judge. This theater was a place for peace.
It was only when lives are on the line that you get to know someone truly. So, for now, she'll play along.
Sun, Neptune, and Ren all hung too. Celebrating Ren and Nora getting together, they got a few drinks and played some video games. Some even not from their worlds!
Raven had shut herself in her room.
The teachers all spoke at length about what they are doing here and why the Jaune's were worried about them.
Tai, Ghira, Kali, and Qrow spoke to each other about their children, or in Qrow's case his nieces.
So when they entered the lobby and there was a feast before them, they just dug in. Raven looked at the knife in her hand while eating and tried to stab Qrow's arm only for it to bend. It was hard while it touched food though.
After everyone had their fill, they went into the theater into their groups ready to watch.
"So Mr. Curator, what are we watching right now?" Ruby asked eagerly. She had hoped it was their Jaune. That old version of him did say there was chance glimpses of him after all!
"Well, we have two short ones today. It seems likes there are more...for the sake of comedy," the Curator responded. "Nothing too serious. A nice way to get the day started before doing more serious ones."
"A palette cleanser I see," Ozpin nodded.
"This world is rather simple. There are no Grimm, no Dust, no Faunus Wars or kingdoms." The Curator said catching everyone's attention. "In this world it just civilians mostly. And the people are all coworkers."
"That's strange. Even in most other worlds, there was some sort of violence and the like," Pyrrha said.
"Except Ninja Sex Party," Blake responded once again catching the attention of the adults wondering what that was.
"In this world, your lives are a TV show, created by yourselves."
"THAT'S AMAZING!" Nora shouted.
The scene opened up to a small studio. People in the background were on TV playing video games, and there was a large electronic board saying something about a charity live stream.
"Hey! I can see Sun and Neptune back there!" Ruby pointed out to the people playing video games and cursing at each other.
"So they're playing video games for charity?" Sun nodded. "I can get behind that."
"They seem to have raised a lot of money for it," Winter said surprised. She didn't think that something as casual as video games could do that. "If it's for the sake of people that is not bad."
"It's for sick kids suffering long term illnesses," The Curator told them.
Jaune was standing in front of a mic and was handed a piece of paper. His blue eyes scanned it and frowned. "Wait really? You want me to say that?" he asked, his voice a little deeper than normal. Sitting around him were the other members of RWBY and JNPR, all of them dressed rather casually. Jeans, shirts, maybe skirts for the girls, sneakers.
"We look so relaxed right there," Ruby said.
"That we do Rubes," Yang agreed. Everyone seemed to be just chilling and having fun.
"Come on Jaune!" Blake cheered in a surprisingly happy tone. "Someone paid a lot of money for this."
"Why does she seem so happy?" Sun asked.
"I think at this point in time Jaune and her were dating," the Curator replied. Blake looked at least intrigued by that. "They mutually split a few years later though."
The usually stoic Ren was laughing out loud as he drank a beer. "Yeah, it's something easy."
"Happy Ren looks like he's enjoying," Nora said with a smile.
"God, viewer, thanks for the donation so here I go," Jaune said.
He cleared his throat and put an annoyed look on his face.
"I'm talking about fucking Neptune." Jaune was exaggeratedly waving his arms, making the group laugh.
That made Weiss and Neptune recoil at the sudden burst of anger from the boy. Yang, however, was already snickering, as was Qrow and surprisingly Raven.
"Can I tell you, the other fucking day I'm sitting in the cafeteria right? I'm sitting down, I'm eating my dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets."
"He really likes those," Ruby commented.
"Why?" Penny asked, confused as to why someone would eat those past their younger years.
"I don't know he never really explained to us."
"Shit!" Ruby interjects from her seat, grinning from ear to ear.
"Ruby Rose! For shame!" Yang teased her sister.
"And here I thought it was your sister that had the bad mouth!" Tai laughed.
"Guys..." Ruby whined and blushed.
"Everything is great and then NEPTUNE VASILLA-WHATEVER!" Jaune shouts and the people laugh at the sudden anger and face he made.
"Vasilla-whatever," Coco snickered. Velvet did too. That caused Neptune to put his face in his hands. They're not going to remember his name at this pace.
"Vasectomy," Ruby interjected.
That got a few laughs from the more childlike in humor.
"Walks in and sits down right next to Weiss." Jaune takes the mic and plops down right next to the white-haired girl who makes a fanning motion to herself and pretends to faint.
"Would you really do that if I sat next to you out of nowhere?" Neptune asked hopefully.
"My person is obviously an actress, and I won't get weak in the knees that easily," she said giving him a teasing smile.
"He goes like Hi I'm Neptune," Jaune said in a terrible accent. "I'm not British, but this is the voice I have chosen to give myself. Also what's Britain?"
The accent had most of the room laughing. Velvet felt a little insulted since that sounded like her accent just terribly done. However, she knew it was for a joke and let it slide.
That got a round of laughs from people.
Jaune coughs as he laughs too but goes back to that slightly deeper voice. "And Weiss sits there, trying to enjoy a meal as she does with her coffee with two sugars, no cream because she's a classy woman." The blonde makes sure to wink at Weiss who giggles. "BUT NEPTUNE WOULD NEVER KNOW THAT!"
"Huh. That Jaune knows how I like my coffee," Weiss commented.
"Of course. He, Ren and Neptune are the ones who actually created the story for your world," the Curator replied. "Funnily enough he actually doesn't know that still."
"I totally knew that," Neptune countered. Sun rolled his eyes though, knowing his friend was trying to act cool for the girl he liked.
The group starts to laugh as he Jaune shifts in his seat. "So he sits down on her."
"He sits on her?" Ren laughs.
That got a few giggles.
Jaune rolled his eyes. "No right next to her." He turns to Yang who was laughing at the whole thing.
"So guess what he says to her? Guess what he says to her?"
"I hope he didn't insult you, Weiss," Penny said.
"What does he say?" Yang gasps.
"Yeah what does he say?" Ilia asked as she grinned.
"hey."
Weiss and Neptune were confused but the adults were the ones laughing.
"Oh god, you did that!" Kali laughed as she patted Ghira's arm.
"Fuck, I did that too." Tai chuckled. Raven was smirking remembering how he did the exact same thing to her.
"FUCK YOU MAN! That's fucked up. Don't talk to her like that. She deserves fucking better. Fucking piece of shit asshole douche bag cunt."
"Such language," Glynda gasped. Ruby was covering her ears, as was Penny for she was mimicking her friend. Others just laughed at his delivery.
"So can we animate that?" Blake asked holding her sides. Ruby gave him a thumbs up.
"Animate?" Blake asked for herself.
"They make computer animations like cartoons and the like. Hence their story, aka your story, is a TV show adored by teens and adults, even kids." The Curator said showing a poster of RWBY. "Team RWBY being the central figure."
"YES! WE'RE THE HEROES!" Yang shouted. "ALL OF YOU ARE SIDE CHARACTERS!"
"Yang that's not nice," Pyrrha told her.
"Silence side character!" Yang decreed.
"Well, a guy paid a thousand three hundred thirty-seven lien!" Jaune said in his normal voice.
"Holy..." Ilia gasped, that amount of money to see a guy read lines about hating another guy?
"Cursing for charity, who would have thought," Qrow laughed.
"Worth every penny," Pyrrha says.
"It's for the kids!"
"Man, Jaune was looking directly at me when he started cursing at the end," Yang laughed. "I could feel the anger."
Yang laughed as well as nodding her head. "Yeah he was staring right at her. That was hilarious."
"Neptune is over there! He's over there," Blake giggled.
"That conversation right there was the exact same one Sun and I had when we first met at the studio," Ruby grinned. "He sat down next to me and said hey."
"What's this?" Tai asked.
"In that world, Sun and Ruby are married. Going on a few years now too."
"What you say?" Nora asked from her spot.
"Cool." That got another round of laughs.
The audience laughed as well.
The screen fades. Only for a different scene to appear.
"Oh, we're getting two?" Qrow asked in surprise.
"It was a short world so this one played automatically. This is actually a representation of the Ninja Sex Party world. But with one of Jaune and Ren's friends." The Curator told them. "Here it's Jaune and Sun called the Game Grumps."
"Game Grumps?" Ruby snorted. "Why?"
"Because one is Grump, the other not so Grump."
A cartoon version of Jaune and Sun were sitting on a couch with Jaune looking sick. "I caught a big ol' case of the "fuck-you"s," Jaune says as he played.
That one made a lot of people laugh. "Everyone has one of those days," Ironwood nods. Especially when he has to deal with both the military and the academy problems.
Sun started to laugh. "A big ol' case of the "fuck-you"s?" The human nods.
"That's what I'm talking about."
"I get that every time I order a sandwich at Subway." Jaune starts to laugh and pauses playing.
"What's Subway?" Sun asked.
"It's a chain of fast food that makes either six-inch or footlong sandwiches where you add what ingredients you want." the Curator said. "It's the most common in their world but there are others that taste better."
"What do you mean?"
Sun adjusts in his seat. "It's like...If there's somebody like..." He took a deep breath. "Everything about Subway is infuriating."
"How so?" Weiss asked, curious about how their business practices are.
Jaune gave his fellow blonde a confused look. "Really?"
The scene shifts to Sun standing in line at this "Subway." He was in between some people. "The people in front of you take too long." They showed Nora looking at a long list of food drooling.
"That's not cool." Nora pouted. Sure she had a hard time choosing what she wants at places like that but so much customization!
"There's no drive-thru." It showed Sun on a tricycle.
"Yuck, pass," Ruby spat out. Ilia was nodding her head. It was about getting your food and leaving quickly at fast food places.
Jaune is grinning as he sat down next to Sun.
"I don't know man. I'm over exaggerating obviously, but Subway is the land of inconveniences."
"That's not a good way to describe a place," Kali said.
"I get what you mean," Jaune nods.
"It's like..." Sun sighed. "Okay, and they're like." The scene changes to Sun back at the store in front of Pyrrha. "What do you want?" Pyrrha was speaking but it was Sun talking. That made Jaune laugh.
"Is this from the same animation group?" Glynda asked.
"No they are based in two different locations, and these are two different worlds entirely."
"And I'm like uh...I want a sweet onion teriyaki footlong on flatbread." Jaune snickers.
"That does sound good..." Pyrrha frowned. Several people nodded in agreement.
Pyrrha responds. "What bread?"
"Dang. That does suck," Neptune groaned.
"Flatbread." At this point Sun was deadpan and Jaune was laughing as he heard the exasperation.
"This version of Jaune likes to laugh a lot," Penny noted. She liked that.
"He doesn't like getting angry. He's an actual pacifist in this world."
"Terrible, pacifism is for " Raven spat, earning glares from various girls.
"Did you say foot long?" Sun facepalms.
"Please tell me it's not actually like that all the time," Winter seethed. That was the worst.
"Yes, I said footlong." It showed Jaune sitting normally laughing, no longer sick. A small title cards saying "Jaune made a miraculous recovery."
"It has been said that laughter is the best medicine," Ozpin stated.
"It's like," Jaune laughs. "You have so many bad experiences with that place, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy."
"Wise, if not a bit stupid, words," Tai chuckled.
Sun was grinning and nodding his head. "Yeah!"
Jaune kept talking. "Like the second you walk in." The scene shows Blake this time behind the counter. "They're like, 'Hi, how can I help you?' and you're just like." It showed Sun making and tired face but with Jaune's voice coming out. "UGH!"
That got more than a few laughs.
"With this shit again!" Sun says still with Jaune's voice. A second Sun appears from off-screen laughing.
"I can see me doing that," Sun nodded.
"I can see a few others doing that too," Raven sniped at her family members.
"And it's like "You want cheese?" Blake said with Sun's voice.
"Yeah, I'd like Swiss."
"What kind?" Blake repeated.
"You know," Jaune said. "THE KIND I JUST SAID."
"These guys are sassy," Yang laughed.
"Then, of course, they go, 'Toasted'?" Blake asked.
"OF COURSE!" Sun yells. In the restaurant, Ruby starts record as Sun starts to rant.
"I would definitely do that," Ruby snickered. "Those rage videos are fun."
"It's spongy, gross, starchy-ass fuckin' bread!" Sun yells at the Blake on screen. Ruby was recording from behind, and a stamp of 'Property of Jaune Arc' was on Sun's butt. Sitting outside the restaurant was Jaune laughing on the same tricycle Sun was on earlier.
"Are they together here?" Pyrrha asked curiously.
"No. Here Sun is married to Blake. Jaune just happens to be his best friend and they make a lot of jokes about being doing things couples do," the Curator replied.
"It's made to be toasted! So, of course, I want it toasted!"
Jaune starts laughing in his seat.
"This Sun is really angry right now," Ruby laughed. "I can't tell if he's actually just remembering a memory or if that memory made him angry."
"Then they put it in the toaster and start helping people behind you." Blake helps Ruby with her order and Sun is glaring at the toaster. "And it sits in the toaster for like 20 seconds longer."
"That sounds disgusting," Blake made a face.
"I mean it's not that bad..." Ghira tried to argue.
"You're saying that because you like burnt toast dear," Kali replied. That made Tai laugh and the other father grumble.
"Woah!" Jaune laughs as Sun's face turns red.
"And you're like. "I JUST WANT LUNCH!" Sun yells.
"I feel the pain bro! Right here!" Sun says pointing at his stomach.
"You mean your heart right?" Nora asked.
"No my stomach. I completely understand other me's plight."
Jaune was seen hiding behind the couch now. "You are-" he chuckles in both fear and amusement.
That made Pyrrha and Ruby grin.
"Then they take it out and it's another fucking person." Instead of Blake, it was Yang waving her hand frantically, causing Jaune to laugh even harder. "And you have to get a fucking read on THEIR personality."
"I'm not that bad. I can be helpful," Yang said puffing up her chest.
"Not all the time," Weiss replied.
"Probably would throw the food at them," Blake nodded.
"Burn the food," Ruby added to that. That made Yang deflate.
Jaune had his hands on his knees, bent over laughing.
"And they're like."
Yang spoke with Sun's voice. "What do you want?"
Jaune was dying laughing as Sun kept talking. "And I was like "Uh, spinach." And then they fucking destroy it with spinach." Yang lifts up a gallon can of spinach and proceeds to dump it all over the sandwich...and some on Sun's face, proud of her actions. "Just like an avalanche of spinach!"
"Please no," Ruby said in horror. "That so many veggies!"
"I don't think I'd even eat that much," Pyrrha gagged.
"Who would?" Velvet said shuddering. There was a thing known as excess after all.
At this point, Jaune was too busy laughing to reply. "And I'm like, "I want like five other things!"
"You can't just fill it up with spinach and think that's ALL its gonna be!" Sun complained.
Jaune was holding his stomach now on the couch. "WOW."
"And then you're like "Onion." And they only put like two onions!" Yang gives a thumbs up and puts two measly slices of onions. "And you have to go "MORE ONION PLZ!"
"Not going to lie. These are some damn good inputs from a person. He really knows his sandwich desires," Qrow said. That got a couple of people to look at him.
"Are you drunk Qrow?" Ironwood asked.
"Nope. Completely sober. I just can agree with the guy on screen." That made everyone gawk at him.
Jaune was rolling on the couch, having a hard time breathing as he laughed. Sun was laughing too as he hung off his side of the couch. "And then when you get some weird combination like friggin."
"Can I get some mayonnaise and sweet onion sauce," Sun asks both Yang and Pyrrha. The two girls had shocked expression.
"You would be shocked at that!?" Sun asked.
"That sounds disgusting though," Blake said. The monkey gave her a shocked looked. It sounded wonderful!
"They raise their eyebrows like Woah," Yang said with Sun's voice once more.
"Woah." Pyrrha mimicked her with Jaune's.
"And you're like." Sun points at the two. "Don't fucking JUDGE me! I'll eat what I want, I can make my own sandwich!"
"Then just make one!" Weiss shouted at the screen, causing her friends to laugh at her.
Jaune finally got control of his laughter. "Don't fucking Judge me?" He asked with a smile. He shakes his head and saves the game he was playing. "Wow. Next time on Game Grumps."
"Okay not as great as the others but still a fun ride," Yang said smiling.
"That was fun." Penny clapped her hands.
"Do we get to hear about the next world?" Ruby asked.
The only answer they got was a zipper appearing on screen and vines encompassing all of it. RWBY and JNPR suddenly got excited.
"We get to see the Beat Riders Again!" Nora yelled happily.
"WHOO! Samurai Jaune!" Ruby shouted.
"What's this world about?" Ozpin asked.
"It's an odd world but you guys will love it!" Yang nodded.
Yes we are going to revisit Gaim. Why? Because I loved that season. Please leave a review! As for lemons, I'll probably put that in AO3 once I decide what to do first.