Ch.5
Stupidity for the sake of boredom
Disclaimer- the only thing I own in this story are the original characters and abilities I have created.
FP: Another day another dollar!
Squall: You're being paid to do this!
FP: No I just like that saying.
Zell: You are completely insane!
FP: My work does not only border on insanity it wallows in it.
Quistis: You are crazy you know that!
FP: Yes I know that!
Rinoa: I think he's funny.
Quistis: He has you completely brainwashed doesn't he.
FP: Would you like to go back into the room of punishment?
Quistis: NO!
FP: I didn't think so.
Selphie: What are you afraid of Quistis?
Quistis: Nothing.
FP: She's claustrophobic.
Quistis: I can't help it.
Rinoa: It's okay everybody is afraid of something.
Squall: Really, so what is big bad FP afraid of?
FP: Chihuahuas.
Squall: Those little Mexican rat dogs?
FP: They freak me out!
Rinoa: Can we please get on with the story?
FP: Very well on with the show... actually I can't think of anything to write so I thought we would just sit here and talk for a while.
Rinoa: I thought you already had this chapter planned out?
FP: I did, but then I realized a couple of my ideas would complicate things later on so I'm rethinking it.
Quistis: Wow that was surprisingly logical!
FP: Look I'm a monkey!
Quistis: Did he jus turn himself into a monkey?
Zell: Yep…
Quistis: And I was beginning to think there might be some intelligence in that empty head.
Coal: That was your second mistake.
Quistis: I didn't know you were a real person?
FP (know human again): Technically he's not but I based his personality and appearance on someone I actually know, I did the same with Cage and Sheena.
Squall: That's nice, can I please kick your ass now?
Rinoa: What about Karrisa?
FP: she is based purely on imagination.
Karrisa: But in this world I'm as real as you.
Quistis: If that was my second mistake what was my first?
Coal: Agreeing to be in this story.
FP: Okay, I got it worked out let's get started.
Squall: finally, lets get this thing started!
CH.5 ½
Rise of the Phoenix
Kai: It's almost dawn, what am I going to do about this?
He looks over at Rinoa lying next to him and got out of bed pulling the covers up over her. He turned to look at the calendar he kept beside his bed.
Kai: That's wonderful Friday, Jan.13th my lucky day. Shit the rest of my stuff from lunar is supposed to arrive today. Why did I agree to fight him? I better leave before anyone else gets up.
He gets dressed and goes out into the kitchen to grab a quick breakfast and leave.
Coal: Do you really think we're going to let you go alone?
Cage: We're not that stupid buddy.
Kai: I almost got out too.
Cage: You think we should wake the girls?
Coal and Kai: No!
Coal: Kai I'm sorry about last night.
Kai: Its alright, I'm just surprised you didn't try to kill me on the spot.
Cage: Karrisa had him at gun point while she was telling him to calm down.
Coal: I still think you should reconsider this fight.
Kai: I won't do that.
They leave for the fire cave without waking the girls.
Zell: I don't see why I need to be here. YAWN
Irvine: Me neither.
Squall: You're here to carry his body back to the garden after I'm done with him.
Kai: And I thought you didn't care.
Squall: Shut up and fight
Kai: Why is everyone around here so single minded.
Kai throws of his trench coat revealing the burn scar that covered most of his upper right arm. His trench coat hit the ground with a heavy thud.
Zell: How much does that thing way?
Kai: Somewhere around fifty pounds.
Squall: Shut up and fight!
They lung at each other weapons drawn
Meanwhile back at the garden. (Thought you were gonna see a fight there didn't you)
Angelo is in Kai's room trying to wake up Rinoa.
Rinoa: Leave me alone Angelo…wait what time is it! He left without me that bastard!
Rinoa quickly gets dressed and runs out into the main room only to find Sheena and Karrisa with very sour looks on their faces.
Sheena: I don't believe they left without us.
Karrisa: When they get back their will be two loaded guns waiting for an explanation!
Sheena: Well look who's finally awake.
Karrisa: Morning Rinoa, I really wanted to see the fight to!
Rinoa: I don't believe I didn't wake up when he left I'm usually such a light sleeper.
Karrisa: Why would him getting up wake you if you're in your bedroom?
Rinoa: Uh…I mean he would have woken up Angelo and he would have woke me up.
Sheena: Nice save, but we already know you two are sleeping together so don't bother.
Rinoa: Is it really that obvious?
Karrisa: No, your dog just likes to wake me up when you throw him out of your room.
Rinoa: Angelo you traitor.
Angelo:whimper
Karrisa: Why were you trying to hide it anyway?
Rinoa: I'm not sure I guess just didn't want people to think that I was just trying to piss off Squall.
Sheena: That's understandable, but I think you could have done way better than Kai.
Rinoa: I think he's a great guy.
Karrisa: He is a great guy but he has some issues…
Sheena: He's not that bad he just doesn't express his emotions well.
Rinoa: Is that why he's always writing in that journal?
Karrisa: That's how he expresses his feelings. He calls it the tome of sorrow.
Rinoa: I can understand why.
Karrisa: Why are we still sitting here when we could be watching Squall and Kai beat the crap out of each other?
Rinoa: You're right we really should go see how things are going.
Sheena: Grab an umbrella it's raining pretty hard out there.
Nearly ten minutes the girls arrive at the field in front of the fire cave were Coal, Cage, Irvine, and Zell are starring into a large cloud of dust trying to see if either fighter was still alive.
Karrisa: shhh…
Karrisa walks up behind Coal and Cage and punches them in the back of the head.
Karrisa: That's for leaving us behind you jerks!
Coal: It was Kai's idea!
Rinoa: Who's winning?
Zell: Were not sure, Squall just used his limit break and the lion heart sent up this dust cloud.
Irvine: Squall won, nobody can survive the loin heart.
Sheena: Look the dust is beginning to clear!
Coal: They're both still standing.
Rinoa: Oh my god! Look at Kai's arm!
Kai's left arm laid limp and bleeding at his side clearly broken, one of his blades laid at his feet while his other was raised high holding off Squall's lion heart.
Kai: This fight is over.
Squall: Giving up already?
Kai: No, I'm going to let you see my limit break, and I know I'll be able to control it this time!
Cage: Is he serious?
Rinoa: He can't be.
Kai: Guardian polymer Phoenix!
Coal: He is serious!
A giant golden Flame envelops the area, but when the flame hit the terrified onlookers they discovered it wasn't hot it didn't burn them it gave them a feeling like nothing they had felt before and floating there in the heart of the flame was Kai from his back burst crimson wings and the rainbow tail feathers of the Phoenix.
Kai: I will not lose control this time I am the Phoenix!
As the golden flames dispersed Kai slowly lowered to the ground, but before he could touch the ground Squall came charging at him with another Lion Heart attack.
Kai: Pretentious fool.
Kai Stops the loin heart with his bare left hand and shatters its blade.
Squall: You broke the loin heart with your bare hands?
Kai: Your defenseless, this fight is over.
Cage: He controlled it… awesome.
Squall: How could I lose to you?
Rinoa: That was amazing!
Squall: Hey, whose side are you on?
Rinoa: The winning side.
She gently kisses Kai.
Squall: You bitch you left me for this bastard!
He grabs a dagger from his belt and lunges at Kai.
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FP: Got to love a good cliff hanger!
Squall: You shattered the lion heart!
Rinoa: That was awesome!
Zell: Why is everyone yelling!
Quistis: Why are my parts so small?
FP: ch.7 or 8 will be all about you I promise.
Quistis: Really?
FP: Definitely.
Selphie: What about me and Irvine?
FP: I'm not sure what I'm going to do with you yet.
Squall: Why did you have to stop right there?
FP: to piss you off!
Zell: I'm hungry.
FP: there are some donuts on that table over there.
Zell: Thanks man.
Irvine: What happened, I slept through most of the chapter.
FP: I'm signing off this is fire-pheanix over and out.