CH.11
Plot development
FP: Know that everyone is back from their vacation and I'm in a better mood we can get on with the main story!
Squall: It's about time!
FP: I said I'm in a better mood not a good one, so don't piss me off!
Selphie: At least the cricket is gone.
FP: That's true…..
cricket chirps
FP: Left eye twitching I'm going to kill that damn thing or die trying!
Rinoa: It's just a bug!
FP: No, it is an incarnation of all the evil in this universe and I'm going to blow its brain out! pulls two hand guns out of his trench coat and begins to fire randomly
Quistis: hiding behind her chair You really need therapy!
FP: Never again, those quakes told me I wasn't as crazy as I thought I was!
Irvine: So you know you're completely crazy?
FP: Yes! And through my madness I plan to improve all of humanity!
Zell: And how do you plan on doing that?
FP: I don't know.
Selphie: You are completely crazy?
FP: Thank you!
cricket chirps
FP: Pulls gattling cannon out of his trench coat Die!
Quistis: Hit the dirt!
everyone jumps behind their chairs as FP releases a flurry of bullets
Rinoa: How the hell did he fit that thing in his trench coat?
Irvine: Why are asking me, he's the author!
click
FP: Damn, out of ammo….
Rinoa: Can we start the story know?
FP: Okay…. Let it begin!
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Rinoa is sprawled out on her bed Isis curled up next to her asleep.
Rinoa: What the hell is going on around here?
Two weeks ago Kai slipped into a comatose state, Squall hasn't left his office since his humiliating defeat, and Sheena has been acting really weird, Selphie and Irvine on the other hand have been unbelievably high spirited.
Squall is sitting in his office starring out the window behind his desk when he hears the elevator door slide open behind him.
Squall: I told Xu to lock the elevator.
: She was easily convinced to unlock it for me.
Squall turns around to see a women standing behind him she looked like Rinoa except her hair was jet black and her eyes were a light hazel, she wore a blood red trench coat and high heels and she carried a broad sword soaked in fresh blood in her left hand.
Squall: I take it by the amount of blood on your cloths that Xu is dead.
: Most likely, but I didn't come her to fight, at least not with you.
Squall: You break into my Garden, kill my secretary, and then say you're not looking for a fight?
: She got in my way, and I'm here to help you not fight you.
Squall: How could you help me?
: We share a common enemy, I know how you can beat him.
Squall: Kai is in the infirmary unconscious, if I wanted to I could go kill him myself.
: But then you wouldn't have the thrill of seeing the look in his eyes when you deliver the decisive blow! I can give you a weapon of such power he won't even be able to touch you.
Squall: The lionheart was the most powerful weapon on the planet, he beat it there's no chance of me beating him in a fair fight.
: If that was true I wouldn't be wasting my time telling you this!
Squall: Who are you anyway?
: You can call me Eve, but that doesn't matter, Kai will wake up some time in the next twenty-four hours and he'll be more powerful than ever, think about my offer and I'll meet you here at midnight in two days.
She disappeared in a flash.
Squall: looking dazed Was that a dream?
FP: Short filler!
Squall: Eve is hot!
FP: She was meant to be.
Zell: So who the hell is she?
FP: That is classified information.
Rinoa: Was their any point at all behind that chapter?
FP: The chapter was mainly to introduce Eve, but their were a lot of small things mentioned that will be important later.
Selphie: Why did you have to kill Xu?
Quistis: Yeah, that was pointless.
FP: I had no use for her and I needed to kill a character in order to spark up some controversy.
Irvine: So were is this story heading anyway?
FP: I haven't decided yet, but I'm going to have at least twenty chapters, if not more, and a few more characters are going to die.
Rinoa: Who is going to die?
Squall: I have a feeling I better buy a tombstone…
FP: No, I can't kill you yet , you're my rival, but I'm not sure who else is actually going to die.
Rinoa: I don't think I have much to worry about.
Squall: Cause you're the main characters bimbo.
FP: Actually your death would cause some interesting situations…
Rinoa: Uhm…
FP: Don't worry, not many main characters are going to die any time soon.
Selphie: I can't imagine what your sadistic mind has in stored for me.
FP: No, no you can't! Mwahahahaha!
Quistis: What is up with the evil laugh?
FP: I don't know…
cricket chirps
FP: Left eye twitching I will destroy you! pulls a belt of grenades out of coat and starts throwing them in random directions
many explosions later
Zell: Two words, "Anger management"!
FP: Over and out!
Please R&R!