Here's the next chapter! For the next two we will be taking a break from the action and just do some sillier stuff and just to relax. So expect two things that aren't too action-packed.
Guest: I need to watch/read that. I feel sad that I haven't.
Fipe2: Cowboy Bebop, but maybe? I probably won't make him Spike.
Guest: I wasn't a fan of Prison School, so I haven't seen it.
snow in the darkness: Uh...how did you come to think this chapter is going to be about Dragon Ball?
Lonyer182: I never completely got into Berserk.
the Composcreator: I have a plan for DxD and it has nothing to do with a red dragon. Gaim, I'm mostly showing off the power-ups and his growth. It's easier that way. But also people who know Adam enough will understand. And yes that does sound crazy but fun.
SGArkosfan: Jaune is out to save the multiverse! Of course, he can't stay in one spot too long.
UnlawfulGentleman: If I had an older Adrian, I would probably do something fun. Maybe a comedy. And yes I haven't touched the darker stuff yet. I'm thinking of keeping it mostly lighthearted.
Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY, Achievement Hunter, but I DO OWN A COPY OF RED DRAGON INN!
So after a quick break to recollect themselves, they all agreed to come back. It was either that or go home. And knowing that they could forget it would have been easier. For now, they decided to keep watching.
"This world," the Curator stated as the world started to play. "It's basically the same as your world. The only difference is some actions happened."
"Oh?" Ruby asked intrigued. "Like what?"
"Team RWBY, along with Pyrrha and Nora, have a girls night to hang out."
"That's really the only difference?" Neo asked confused.
"Yes."
"Well, this is going to be weird."
Jaune and Ren was dragged by one Sun Wukong towards their provided dorm.
"Oh sweet! We get to hang out with me and my team!" Sun cheered. He and Neptune gave each other a high five.
When his fellow blonde leader said that while Pyrrha and Nora joined RWBY for some girl's night, they should join his team for guys' night!
"We do need more guy friends," Ren nodded.
"Hey if you ever want, just hang out with us man!" Neptune suggested.
"Or Fox and Yatsu. They need more guy friends too," Coco replied. Velvet nodded. They were usually stuck with them and stuck following Coco and her shopping addiction.
Seeing as he and Ren had nothing better to do, they had agreed. After all, when Pyrrha and Nora hang out at RWBY's Dorm, all Ren and he do was watching anime from Mistral, play video games, and view horror movies (much to his chagrin). Ren keeps telling him it's for training but he didn't believe that! Why would his brother from another mother subject him to playing hours of Inhabitant Vileness? WHY!?
"Do you guys really do that?" Penny asked Ren.
"Not me, but Nora," he replied pointing at his partner. "Sometimes she drags him to our room and locks the door. We can hear the zombies and Jaune screaming."
"We agreed that it is better to leave them be," Pyrrha said. Nora who was drinking some syrup and some shake. She waved at everyone. "Jaune is only a little better now after she started."
"Yang, promise me you will never do this to us," Ruby begged her older sister. The one who loved horror movies was her after all.
"No dice," Yang teased.
So when they entered the dorm room, Jaune was a little apprehensive at the large number of various bottles of alcohol. All of them ranging in strength, he could even see some that his sisters liked. Then there are the cameras set up around a table.
"Uh..." Sun and Neptune said at the same time as their girlfriends looked at them. "We don't know what it's about."
"Agreed," Neptune nodded his head with his leader. "Those cameras could mean anything."
"Ren," Jaune said.
"Yes, Jaune?" Ren asked.
"I'm starting to regret my decision to agree to this thing," Jaune asked. Scarlet and Neptune were just in shirts and shorts, while Sun and Sage were naked save for their own shorts as well. "So, what's going on here? I'm a little confused."
"Yes, I am very worried too," Saphron glared at Sun.
"Again I have no idea what's happening!" he defended himself.
"Ditto," Ren agreed nodding his head. "Is this some sort of porn shoot?"
"Mr. Wukong, we do not allow stuff like that within our school," Glynda replied.
"But we don't do that kind of thing!" Sun shouted in embarrassment.
"Huh," Sun asked. "What do you mean?" Jaune just pointed his finger around. Sun took a quick look and it clicked. "Oh! No! It's not like that!"
"See!" the Faunus leader pointed out, feeling a little insulted no one believed them.
"Yeah," Scarlet nodded. "This is nothing too bad. We stream ourselves playing games to make extra Lien on the side."
Sage said laughing. "We stream our board game nights too, which is today."
"Do you guys really? Because that would be cool!" Nora asked happily.
"No we don't," Neptune said with a frown. "But now that you say that, we could do something like that to get extra money."
"We can do that too!" Ruby said. "Wait nevermind. Blake and Weiss don't know how to play games." Her partner and friend don't seem too embarrassed or angry at that. "But we can ask Jaune! He can play games."
"Oh true! And it gets you more time with him," Yang teased. That got Pyrrha glaring at her, as was Velvet. They wanted time with him too! Although, Penny was curious she didn't voice or otherwise react.
"Oh! So you guys post on Shiver?" Jaune asked looking around. He was very intrigued at the whole place now that he knew it wasn't something nefarious.
"Yeah. We go by the handle of Sunrise Gaming!" Sun said puffing out his chest proudly. "We got over twenty thousand followers!"
"Is that a lot?" Weiss asked.
"It's okay for those who don't do the whole streaming thing as a part-time job," Neptune replied. "But if you're a professional of that, it's not enough. You'll usually need a decent 100K or so people to be okay with to have it as a lifestyle."
"That's rather impressive," Ren said as he also looked around. This was rather well thought out.
"Yeah," Neptune said. "Seeing as the girls are busy with whatever they do behind closed doors, you can join us for a fun night!"
Ren and Jaune took a moment and agreed. "What are we playing?" Jaune asked.
"Whoo! Game night!" Ruby cheers. Most of the adults and the villains really didn't care about this world. So they can just zone out after this one.
"You, me, Ren and Sage will be playing Red Wyvern Inn, it contains drinking hence all the booze," Sun said sitting down at a chair and grabbed a box and showed off the board game. It had an image of people around a table with people in fantasy clothing, sharing drinks and playing with cards.
"I've actually seen that game in stores," Saphron said surprised.
"So they're playing a real game?" Terra asked.
"I think so."
"So just you know," Sun said cautiously. "I will get a little loud."
"I can see it," Blake smirked at her would-be boyfriend. Ilia rolled her eyes but continued to watch.
"That's fine," Jaune replied as he took a seat. "My sisters though said I do get weird."
"Weird how?" Sage asked as he took his own seat.
"Have we seen him drunk, ever?" Pyrrha asked her team. They shook their heads.
"Well, our Jaune tends to flirt with others when drunk," Saphron informed them. "I mean he flirted with Terra a couple of times and his own sisters too."
"I don't know. They wouldn't tell me about it." He then saw Scarlet behind a laptop and Neptune was behind another laptop. "So what are they going to do?"
"Scarlet will be watching the stream and Neptune will be making sure our stuff is going fine, also be working as our bar wench," Sun laughed.
"Smart," Yang complimented them. "Make sure everything is working."
"Wait...why am I the one that's the bar wench?" Neptune asked. That got a few snickers from people.
"I'll have you know, I can make a beautiful barmaid!" Neptune faked being offended. The others laughed at that. "But just a heads up, since we know that some people have good fortitude against alcohol, we'll be using a special mix."
"What's this?" Qrow asked curiously. If he can find a new way to drink that would be interesting.
"And what is that?" Ren asked taking his seat next to Jaune, on his other side is Sage, and at the other end of the table was Sun.
"Some Dust is mixed into it," Scarlet said from his position as he finished up some things on his end. "We put Burn Dust in some drinks, Freeze Dust in others, and Shock Dust. To help mimic the effects of the drinks in the game."
"Interesting, I never thought of doing that," Qrow mumbled.
"Has anyone tried that?" Winter asked.
"Some did but we never actually got information on it," Ironwood replied.
"That's neat," Jaune said. "So how shall we start?"
"Well..."
(Ten minutes later.)
"Uh...guys," Nora said pointing at their large TV that was connected to her Scroll. "Are you guys seeing this?" Team RWBY, Pyrrha and Nora were having their weekly girls' night, all in their pajamas, when Nora decided to look through various Shiver streams and landed on something she didn't expect.
"It's us in our pajamas!" Nora laughed.
"Why are we watching them if it's our girls' night?" Pyrrha asked.
"Probably because Nora got bored," Ruby pointed out. It took a moment but everyone from the two teams agreed.
"Is that Ren and Jaune?" Pyrrha asked. Sitting there laughing with Team SSSN was Jaune and Ren. Scarlet was shown on a smaller screen as was Neptune. All of them were laughing and had drinks around them.
"It's been a while since we saw Ren and Jaune laugh like that," Pyrrha pointed out. Ren blinked and frowned. When was the last time he laughed at like the one on screen did? He couldn't truly remember.
"Okay now that we've explained the rules, you can go first Jaune," Sun said on screen.
"It's Gerki," Jaune laughed shaking his head, using a stupid voice. Ren laughed and responded.
"Ew, please doesn't tell me he's using that voice the entire time," Winter said with a frown.
"Go ahead Gerk," Ren said with a terrible female voice impression.
"Ren, please don't do that voice either," Nora begged her boyfriend.
"Thanks for inviting me." Jaune then stuck out his tongue and made funny licking noises. That made Weiss recoil.
The Weiss in the audience did the same.
"What is he doing?" she asked. Sage asked the same thing.
"Being a creeper!" Weiss shouted. Saphron flinched.
"He does this in our world too," she said. "He gets too into character sometimes."
"So...he's done weird shit like this as well in our world?" Neo asked.
"Sometimes, especially when drunk." That made her pause. "Oh no, it's going to happen in here too."
"I want to show you this card, but that would be cheating, but he's got his tongue sticking out." That got a few laughs from the guys. "Alright...you want me to Gerk?" Jaune looked at his cards. "I'm not going to discard anything since we don't know what's good or bad at this point."
"That's diligent enough," Salem nodded. "Learn to walk before running." Cinder was surprised at her mistress's compliment. It was rare even for her to get one. But then again, this one was more akin to her human self.
"I'm going to play this anytime card and I'm going to make Sun make me pay one Lien."
"You bastard!" Sun shouted. "You know what, I play this card. You can take that Lien and give it to the inn."
Ren took the card and read it. "Pick a player and make them pay one gold to the inn."
"Sheesh, you can just accept the words of the player kid," Qrow said.
"You are a bit of a rules lawyers sometimes Renny," Nora teased.
"Please stop..." Ren groaned. This was going to be a thing, wasn't it?
After some explaining more rules namely where to put used cards, Jaune buys "Fionna" aka Ren a drink. "I want you all loosened up," Jaune said wiggling his eyebrows.
"Please no," Ren said.
"Why would you do that? My armor is already polished?" Ren asked making motions to curves he did not have.
The ninja of team JNPR face palmed while everyone else giggled.
That had Yang giggling as it did Ruby. "Okay this is funny," the silver-eyed reaper said.
"Not you guys too," Ren begged as Ruby and Yang laughed.
"Come on loosen up," Yang giggled mimicking what Jaune said on screen.
Jaune drew his drink. "Dirty dishwater?" Neptune placed a cup of dirty dishwater. "You serious?"
"Oh god they are serious," Mercury said with a frown.
"He's not going to drink it will he?" Emerald gasped.
"Yeah man! This is what makes it fun!" the blue-haired hunter-in-training said. "I mean we're also using real Lien instead of the fake coins for this too so...yeah."
The blonde looked at everyone else before taking the mug and downing the drink.
Everyone gagged a little as Jaune drank the dirty dishwater.
"I hope he doesn't do that in our real life," Blake cringed. Everyone agreed.
"Ew," Blake said gagging. She wasn't the only one as Jaune coughed and some bubbles came out.
Adrian laughed at his uncle burping up a few bubbles.
"Lose one fortitude," Jaune hiccupped and moved a counter down. A digital one showed his life going from 20 to 19 on the screen.
"Okay, I think we can watch this for how long it can go," Nora grinned. "I want to see how stupid our leader and Renny gets!"
"You really thinking of us like that Nora?" Ren asked.
"Sometimes..." Nora grinned.
"You know what, I agree," Weiss said settling in her bunk with some popcorn. "While I do find this a bit childish we may as well see how it plays out."
(Somewhere else in Beacon)
"Oh god no," Coco laughed as Ren drew his drink card. Neptune placed a red shot that was glowing red before him. Jaune was laughing maniacally since that was the drink he got for Ren. "Don't do it!"
That drink there drew a lot of people's attention. The drink was glowing...and on fire. "Holy shit," Qrow gasped. "How did they do that?"
"From what I can look up, I see it's a whiskey-based drink set alight by Burn Dust. It makes the alcohol content go up," the Curator replied.
"I'll need to learn how to do that..."
"QROW NO!" the Xiao-Long/Rose/Branwen family shouted at the man. "You get drunk enough!"
"Coco you know he can't hear you," Velvet sighed but laughed as Ren started spitting fire from his mouth. Then her jaw dropped when Jaune said taking Ren back to his room if "she" passed out. "N-No way!" she spluttered.
"No..." Ren groaned.
"He's going to be hitting on Ren the entire time isn't he?" Coco said with a grin.
"Oh, he definitely he is," Yang laughed. Saphron nodded her head. She knew this was how her brother was. It may have been a little uncomfortable when he did it originally when they played as kids. Now she can look past it, but it was still cringe-worthy.
A few minutes later they all had to draw cards and each of them had various alcohols placed before them. Jaune downed his ale like a champ, while Sun just chugged a glass of wine. Sage sighed, seeing as he drew coffee and he wanted to get drunk. Meanwhile, Ren had a little trouble with the ale before him.
"They are not going to be good in the morning," Kali said.
"They are going to be sooo hungover tomorrow," Coco grinned. "I can't wait to mess with them."
"Please don't," Velvet sighed as she watched her crush laugh at some joke.
"Please don't," Velvet agreed with her alternate self.
"So, I draw seven cards," Jaune said as he drew his cards. As Sun kept messing up with the word he wanted (polygamist? polyglot? polytheistic!) Jaune was reading his cards.
"Do you not know what those words mean?" Blake asked Sun.
"I mean I do...but there are a lot of polys out in the world," Sun replied. Blake gave him a look. "Blake I'm joking!"
"Sometimes I can't tell," she grinned.
"I will play an action card for my dear lady Deidra," Jaune said sneakily as he looked at Sage. "You lose two fortitude."
Playing his character Sage looked up. "Brothers...I trust in your judgment," Sage said in faux prayer before lowering down his own health.
Neptune and Sun laughed. "Oh god, he's playing a priest? He looks so stupid!" the two laughed.
"Someone seems to be missing a drink," Jaune said glaring on Sun who laughed.
"You noticed!" the monkey Faunus said to his fellow leader.
"Don't admit he's right!" Roman shouted. "He'll try to win!"
"But it's only fair," Penny pouted.
"Win at any means necessary!"
"A drink for my friend Zot there!" the blonde knight then grinned at the camera and then looked at Ren. "Wench! Bring some drinks for my friends! And I give Fionna two more drinks."
"Oh no," Ren gasped as two extra drinks were put into his drink pile.
"He's really bullying you," Pyrrha teased Ren who groaned at his growing stack of drinks.
"And now for my drink."
"I hope it sucks," Ren glared at his leader.
"I hope it's delicious." It was another black ale and he downed that down easily too.
"Can he do that?" Yang asked.
"Yes," Saphron replied. "We never understood how but from his emails, he apparently has a large amount of Aura that seems to mitigate that."
"Holy shit," Coco looked at Jaune. "He must be fun to have at parties."
"I play my action card! Lose three fortitude Gerki," Ren said.
"You bitch!"
Adrian laughed and others laughed as well. The sudden shout of indignation from Jaune.
"You bought me drinks when I didn't want them," Ren replied. He then gasped. "Are you hitting on me?"
"You seemed parched, and your bosom tasty!"
"Haha, bosom," Nora giggled and looked at Ren who was acting like he was dying.
Velvet snickered. "Oh heavens. Jaune is too into character!"
(Somewhere in Argus)
"Saphron," Terra looked at the screen when she saw her brother-in-law on the CCT. Jaune was laughing as Ren panicked at seeing his drink is a 3 + 4, meaning he had to drink two things. However Ren played cards so he wouldn't have to.
"Thank god," Ren sighed in relief. He didn't want to see himself puking everywhere.
"Yes dear?" she said as the sister of Jaune came downstairs after putting their child to sleep.
"Your brother is sure acting crazy." Saphron looked at the TV and felt herself go pale.
"Oh no...that's not good," she groaned.
"She knows my pain," Saphron wiped a tear from her eye.
"Why is that?" the dark-skinned woman asked as her wife plopped down next to her.
"Jaune tends to get manic when he gets drinking. He also doesn't tend to remember it. But he said he's been getting better at remembering."
"Oh so he's a forgetful drunk," Ruby nodded. "But he's starting to remember more?"
"I bet it has to do with his Semblance and Aura," Winter nodded. "Maybe he has a healing Semblance."
"In most worlds, we've seen he has had that Semblance," Pyrrha said.
"That is an interesting tidbit," Salem grinned, reminding everyone that she was there. "Maybe we can somehow turn him to our cause. It would be a great boon for us."
"Yes mistress," Cinder said. "We shall look into it."
"For Gerki's action, he will start a round of gambling! Everyone throw in a Lien," Jaune said as he grinned, his cheeks red. Everyone did except Ren.
"I play my sometimes card," Ren said. "Instead of ante, I leave the round of gambling."
"What?" Jaune gasped theatrically. That got a few snickers, even from his sister and her wife. "A prude I see."
"Ren, don't be such a prude!" Yang laughed. "A little gambling doesn't hurt anyone."
"But it does hurt those who don't know when to quit," Summer said, making Qrow whistle in embarrassment.
"That sounds like a great idea!" Sun laughed as he played his own card to get out of gambling.
"NO! Heathens!" Jaune accused them. That left Sage and Jaune betting.
"He's getting into it now," Terra laughed as Jaune truly immersed himself into character.
"I raise," Sage nodded throwing in another Lien.
"I will ante up," Jaune said confidently. "And then I will raise again and take the round of gambling!" Sage didn't have a counter and Jaune started to laugh maniacally.
"Your brother is being rather ballsy," Terra laughed at the grin on the blonde's face.
"He needs to stop laughing like that," Ruby said. "It makes him sound so creepy!"
Adrian meanwhile copied his uncles laugh, making the mothers and those who like babies to coo in delight.
"Yeah. When it comes to games he's rather competitive...mixed with drinking well..."
When Ren played a card so Jaune would lose the Lien to the pot he shouted in surprise. "WHAT!? YOU SLUT!"
"Like that."
"I didn't know he had such a vulgar mouth," Glynda frowned.
"It only appears when he's drunk, honestly," Saphron defended her brother.
Sun and Sage were laughing as Ren gave Jaune a shit-eating grin. "God that felt good," Ren laughed as he wiped a tear out of his eye.
"I shall get you for this bitch," Jaune threatened, but there was still a smile on his face.
"He will get you for this," Nora whispered threateningly.
"Nora please don't do this," Ren said as he shivered in fear. "That is a bit scary."
"Aww...Come on Ren! It's not that bad!"
"You know what could make this better?" Sun asked. "Order drinks!"
"Oh right! I think I'll order a drink for my good friend Fionna," Jaune said as he placed another card on Ren's pile. "And now I'll have a drink myself."
Jaune drew his card and groaned. "Oh no. Dragon Fire Ale...content level 4." Instead of a shot glass like what was given to Ren, Jaune was given a pint of Burn Dust coated ale, making it glow red and the top was actually flaming.
Getting a better look at it, Qrow was hoping to try it. Mercury was as well but didn't visibly show it. That did look intriguing.
"I want to try that. It fits my style!" Yang shouted. Cinder grinned.
"It's my aesthetic too."
"You don't have to drink it if you don't want to man," Scarlet said from behind the computer.
"I got this!" Jaune said firmly. "If Ren can drink it I can too!"
"Oh boy Jaune is not going to feel well in the morning," Saphron gasped as her younger brother downed the entire flaming drink in one sitting.
"I wish I had a kid who can do that," Qrow sniffled.
"Please, one drunk in our group is enough," Winter rolled her eyes.
"We should invite Jaune over for drinks one day," Terra laughed as Jaune slammed down the cup and swayed a little. He burped and fire came out of his mouth too.
"J-Jan!" Adrian said clapping his hands and laughing. His mother looked at him eyes wide.
"His first word is his uncle," Terra squealed.
"So cute," Saphron said. "That's right that's Uncle Jaune."
(Somewhere in the middle of nowhere.)
"That is disgusting," Raven gagged as some of her bandits were watching some sort of show on their Scrolls.
"It is disgusting," Raven finally commented watching as the boy down another drink.
"He's drinking worse than your brother," Vernal, her second in command, said looking away as the blonde laughed.
"Who's that?" Yang asked.
"Someone who doesn't matter," the Curator said, causing Raven to glare at him.
"How can you watch that filth?" Raven demanded of her bandits.
"It's relaxing," one replied. "Besides that new guy is funny. He's getting a little too into it." When a Sage played a card that made Jaune have to drink a total of another four drinks. Neptune had placed four mugs before Jaune.
"Please stop, for your liver's sake," Penny said frowning.
Raven made a face as the young man downed one drink after the other. "He is-"
(In Beacon's Headmaster's room)
"A god," Qrow finished. "Holy shit. I don't think I can drink that much."
"Agreed," Qrow said drinking his smoothie. "I need to ask that Arc boy his secrets."
"I fear for Mr. Arc's health due to this," Ozpin said watching as Jaune took a moment to rest while everyone else played their cards. However, he stuck out his tongue and started wiggling it.
"He needs to stop doing that. It's disgusting," Weiss blanched at the image.
"I really hope he's okay by Combat Class on Monday," Glynda said looking confused at just how much Jaune was putting away. "We may have to send him to the doctor."
"I really hope you guys do," Ghira said frowning at what he saw on the screen. That was too much alcohol for one person.
"But look at him!" Qrow said surprised. "I think I can only drink that much when I try."
When Sage lost his last Lien, that left Sun, Ren, and Jaune.
"And then there were three," Sun grinned.
"Wait you don't mean I have to drink this turn?" Jaune asked a little relieved as he didn't have a drink on his pile. His Aura flared for a moment and Jaune looked to be a little soberer.
"What was that?" Glynda asked noticing the ability.
"From what we learned, that's his Aura Enhancement," Ruby said. "Apparently it can boost all effects of Aura, even the healing properties."
"Did...did he just use his Semblance to sober himself up?" Qrow gasped. "That's unfair! I would kill to have that!"
"I really would kill for that ability," Qrow nodded.
"But you won't," Ozpin asked to make sure.
"No, I won't."
"Well, we never knew of his Semblance yet," Ozpin said as the trio of boys started to play gambling cards. Jaune managed to steal the win from Ren, and the usually quiet boy retaliated by sending a drink towards Jaune.
"Is this where your camera is?" Jaune asked getting into Ren's screen. He once again licked his lips. "I'm slowly worming my way in."
"Please, Jaune, for my sanity stop," Ren begged as the drunk Jaune kept asking like a creepy person.
"Sun, for the love of all that his holy, kill him," Ren begged the Monkey Faunus who was laughing far too loudly.
"Yes, please get him out of the game," Ren continued.
"I don't know man, he's pretty fun," Sun laughed.
"I'm trying," Sun said as he played a gambling card. Sun won the round but Ren looked at Jaune's
"Look at his pile of Lien," Ren laughed.
"Hanging out with the Gerkster not looking so bad now after all eh?" Jaune countered wiggling his eyebrows.
"Well if he's willing to treat a lady right," Yang grinned.
"Yang no!" Ruby shouted.
"We shall never have Mr. Arc drink on-premises ever again," Ozpin said not liking how he was acting. Sure it was probably an act but he wanted to keep it safe.
"Agreed. I'll start implementing a rule to it."
"That is a sound plan," Ozpin complimented his other-self.
(Somewhere deep in the world.)
Salem, Mistress of the Grimm, was watching a show that Tyrian was watching previously. Her assassin had left since he had a job. He also left his TV on so Salem was curious as to how the people did things now in this century.
"Interesting, we get to see me?" Salem asked.
Everyone who hadn't seen her was surprised by her Grimm look and froze.
"She's one ugly mother fucker," Sun said.
"I don't know man. She has this sexy monster girl vibe to her," Neptune replied.
"Are you serious right now?" Weiss demanded.
"What?"
"Stop ogling everyone! It's becoming more than a bit annoying."
"Despite this being a rather crude game, he shows some wit when it comes to when to play his abilities," Salem commented. "He's also performing well for a drunk."
"Again, please look into him Cinder or there will be consequences," Salem said intrigued. "He seems to be more capable once you get passed his bumbling nature. Much like Tyrian."
She was slightly surprised when the person next to him bought a lot of drinks for the blonde, who's eyes were now wide at that.
"So do the beads have to overlap each other, or when they clink?" Sun asked, also tipsy. But no one was as drunk as Jaune.
"Of course, he's been drinking so much," Ruby said.
"It's when they overlap," Neptune answered.
"Got it. Then I choose Jaune to lose two fortitude."
"I will ignore that," Jaune giggled as he played his card to negate that.
"So you have," Sun nodded grinning.
"Please make him lose..." Ren begged. He really didn't like how Jaune kept hitting on him.
"I tried to play this earlier but it failed, but not it has succeeded!" Jaune laughed.
"Well I drink my drink and a chaser, but I teleport it to you instead!" Sun shouted.
"I play a card to ignore a drink!"
"Fuck," Sun groaned. "How do you have all the counters to everything I have?"
"I'm Gerki!" Jaune said looking directly to the camera and laughed evilly. Sadly, Sun countered it and Jaune had to drink it the drink despite that.
"Cuz I'm Gerki," Nora snickered. "Not a great excuse but a funny one!"
"Now this is slightly entertaining," Salem smirked as she watched Jaune pass on his turn. Sun and Ren were suddenly on edge since he had all his cards. He even countered his bad luck instead of drinking that flaming red drink, ignoring the drink.
"God even without any cards, he still has all the cards," Sun groaned.
"He does seem far more capable than you lot," Raven snorted at the stupidity of all of this.
"Well it's my turn," Ren said. "I play my card and choose someone to lose one fortitude. I try to kill Gerki."
"Yes, kill him!" Ren shouted.
"You're getting a little too into it," Penny pointed out.
"Well, how would you feel seeing someone getting hit on by a drunk?"
"Be angry...oh. Yeah, I agree with Ren," Yang laughed.
"He made some enemies earlier on," Sun laughed.
"Shoot," Jaune laughed as he downed the black ale. "I'm hanging on by the smallest thread."
That made Salem laugh just a little. "Ah, the struggles of mortals."
"That is entertaining," Salem laughed.
(In Vale)
Roman Torchwick and his accomplice Neo were watching a stupid stream of people playing a board game. "God, he can put it away can't he?" Roman laughed as Jaune avoided having to drink and lose.
Neo nodded and held up her phone. "He sure can. You think he's going to win?"
"Knowing his luck. Probably not."
"Yup. The most personable person tends to lose," Roman said.
"One Lien left..." Jaune teased Ren.
"No! Stay away from it!" Ren shouted in both fear and amusement.
"Yes. Stay away from my money," Ren begged. He was sure Jaune would be a pleasure to play with, but just watching was annoying.
"I start a round of gambling," Sun laughed. Ren glared at him.
"Why would you do that?"
"Because I have a chance to win Ren!" Sun countered.
"A...A single Lien?" Jaune asked in faux annoyance. Jaune took a Lien card and tossed it into the center. "I have so many."
"I play this card, instead of having to ante, I leave the round of gambling," Ren said, managing to save himself.
Ren finally relaxed as he saw he couldn't be targeted.
"You've escaped," Jaune turned to Ren and smirked. "This time."
"For now..." Ren jokingly whimpered.
"He will hunt you down and take you...in bed," Neo teased.
"I have one already manic person after me, I don't need two," Ren groaned.
The two blonde leaders faced off. "Are you gambling against Gerki?" Jaune demanded in a haughty tone. That had the other people at the table, as well as Scarlet and Neptune, laughing too loudly.
The younger crowd laughed at his voice.
Roman snorted. "Got to say this kid has got swagger," he grinned.
"Only when drunk it seems," Blake responded.
"Almost as much as you," Neo typed out but was silently laughing.
"Oh god this is a mistake," Sun choked on his spit as he laughed.
"It very much is," Penny nodded. "He has a lot of money. Your percentage of winning is rather small."
"Please don't rub it in."
"THE LORD OF COIN!?" That had everyone going for a second round of laughs. "SUCH BRAVADO ZOT! MAYHAPS YOU STICK TO YOUR SPELLCASTING!"
"He sounds like you when you're angry," Ozpin said to his ex-wife.
"But he acts like you so well," Salem countered, smirking as Ozpin frowned.
The kids were laughing at how bombastic Jaune was being. He was overacting unnecessarily, but it's funny.
Sage at this point was holding his sides in his laughter, as were Scarlet and Neptune. Ren was focusing on his cards to stop himself from bursting out like them. Sun banged on the table with his fist as he laughed.
"WELL SHOW ME YOUR HAND THEN GERK!" Sun challenged.
"Yes take him down!" Sun shouted.
"I will take control of the round of gambling," Jaune answered by playing his card.
"I will take control back!"
"I will take control again!"
"And I shall also take control again!"
It took a moment and Jaune said, "Shoot." That made people laugh. "I take control again and the next card must be a cheating card."
"Please Sun tell me you have a cheating card," Ren gasped as he was busy laughing. "It's only two Lien but come on."
"I don't have any..." Sun conceded, despite that he was unable to frown. The monkey was having too much fun.
"NOOOO!" Sun fell out of his chair onto his knees.
"I CANNOT BE BESTED! THIS IS MY REALM! I WON ONE LIEN!" Jaune finally fell into hysterics as did everyone else at the absurdity of it all.
Everyone else started to laugh as well, finding it crazy but all in good fun.
Roman shook his head. "God kids are weird," he said as he sipped his beer.
"At least they are entertaining," Neo nodded.
(TIME SKIP)
Jaune woke up a little groggy. The last thing he remembered was losing the board game to Sun after having to drink again, and then walking out of the bedroom to go to the bathroom. After that, it was all a blur. God he hoped he didn't do anything stupid after that. His Aura was already healing his hangover, which he didn't originally think was possible but he'll take it.
"Got to roll with the punches kid, that's for sure," Tai nodded. Especially when Qrow is involved.
It was only when he tried to get out of bed that he noticed a few things.
One, he was not in his room.
"That's a bad sign," Weiss said.
Two, he was naked.
"NO! Why is it censored!?" Pyrrha demanded.
"Because we have children...Although I had always thought of making an after-hours section for the theater," the Curator mumbled.
Three, an equally naked woman was in bed with him. She had short dark hair and dark skin. From a quick glance at the room, it was obvious what they had done the previous night. Namely, the...four used condoms on the floor.
"That's officer Ciel Soliel!" Winter said.
"Oh my," Penny hiccupped. She didn't expect to see her friend there...naked...with her crush. She felt hurt a little. A few other girls did too.
"Four times?" Pyrrha said, eyes wide.
And finally four, there was a second bed with bundled up blankets on the other side of the room. A pair of green eyes were looking at him. "S-Salutations," the mass of blankets hiccupped.
"Oh," Penny blushed. She saw the whole thing.
So, in his slightly hazy mind, Jaune did the only thing he can think of.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The screen fades.
"Okay that was funny," Ruby laughed, even if she was a little embarrassed at seeing that image of Jaune.
"I hope we never meet a drunk Jaune in real life," Weiss said rubbing her forehead. "He seems like a pain to deal with."
"It was a good chance to get away from all that messiness," Summer grinned. It took her mind off of her Jaune for the moment.
"So what's next," Yang asked.
The screen came to life with an image of a calendar that had an older Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Nora, and Pyrrha on it.
"What's this?" Ruby asked.
On the cover there were words: Huntresses of Beacon, Year 4! Includes two images of the best huntresses in their fourth year! Them in their clothes from January to June, and then lingerie from July to December! Pictures done by Jaune Arc.
Yes, it's going to be a nice sexy photoshoot with the girls, and Jaune as the cameraman! Not as Decade, but a legit cameraman. Leave a review.