Disclaimer: There is none you twit I own this piece of shit

( Companion to A Dead Guy, because suckyness loves company)

There was a chicken

And like there was this white guy on the back

Only you couldn't tell because he was covered in armor

And he was Cid, and he liked fucked his mom, and Void (huh asshole)

And then this crazy Arab came

And he like had a turban

And there was a nuke in it ( and Void)

And he like blew up

And then I realized that this shit is burning my eyes, so I stopped writing it