Certain
chapter 4
Mushi and Sonya liked gay men. They were certain that there was nothing in the world hotter than two cute boys pressed together, enveloped in passion. They watched the movies, bought the manga, and read the fanfiction. They were slashers through and through.
Some might have looked disapprovingly upon sixteen-year-old girls having such a hobby. However, whenever approached, the two girls would look up with such sweet, innocent faces that all suspicions were immediately dropped. Sometimes they would add an adorable smile or watery eyes, just to add variation to the act. The plan was flawless and allowed them to pursue their hobbies in peace.
It was now second term and the girls were brainstorming for ideas on Project GAY - Part II. After the utter failure that was Part I, in which they tried to push Sonya's best friends Lee and Tommy together even though Lee was infuriatingly straight, they were looking for something different and a little more manageable.
They had considered taking on Nigel for a short time. He was obviously gay, especially with the way he had been leering at Wally all year and how he would subtly lean closer to them in order to overhear their fangirling over the latest "Queer As Folk" season. However, since Nigel was British, he already acted outrageous gay. There was really nothing they could do for him except throw those atrocious shades back into the 1980s, where they belonged, and equip him with fashionable sunglasses appropriate for the current decade.
Even Mushi and Sonya needed more of a challenge than that.
It was while she was glaring grudgingly at Nigel, wishing he was a little less flamboyant, that Mushi started to notice something different about the interaction between Wally and Kuki. It was freer and less tense. There were no longer any awkward pauses or shy glances. Mushi thought for one depressing moment that they had become a couple. It wasn't that Mushi didn't want her sister to be happy; it was just that heterosexuality was so boring.
Mushi pushed her lunch to the side and collapsed into the folds of her arms on the tabletop. It was really strange. Beyond the newfound ease between them, they didn't act like a new couple. There were no kisses or touches or smitten looks. She didn't expect Wally to be mushy, but Mushi also didn't expect them to act like an old married couple, content to simply be in each other's company.
She sat up, elbow resting on the table, head in open hands. It was also odd that Kuki hadn't said anything to her. Kuki told Mushi everything. It had been that way since they were little. And even though Mushi had strategically started to leave things out of their discussions, Kuki had always faithfully divulged everything.
Sandy approached the table, and Mushi watched more intently. However, there was no fight, no claim of ownership, and no jealousy. Mushi watched incredulously as Wally remained quiet and unaffected throughout the whole flirty conversation between Sandy and Kuki. The ginger haired boy was allowed to leave unharmed and the youngest Sanban was completely stumped.
She had no idea what was going on. If Wally and Kuki were a couple, surely he would be even more possessive than usual. If she were with someone else, Kuki wouldn't flirt with another boy.
The younger girl watched Sandy walk away. There was a slight sway to his hips that wasn't necessarily because of the large satchel he carried on one shoulder. His pants were fit, showing off slim legs and a sweet little ass. Mushi sighed heavily. Sandy would have made a lovely gay man if he weren't so enamoured on Kuki.
Lazily, she shifted her gaze back to the enigmatic pair. She was about to bury her mind back into musing over them when her eyes widened comically in realization. While Kuki had turned back to her food, Wally was still turned, staring off in the other direction. He wasn't looking at her or any other girl for that matter.
Wally was looking at Sandy. Wally was watching the slight sway in Sandy's hips. Wally was appreciating the way Sandy's pants displayed his slim legs and sweet little ass. Wally, Mushi thought wildly, was checking Sandy out.
Wally leaned in and whispered something in Kuki ear that earned a laugh and playful slap to the arm.
Well, to hell with Nigel and his ugly sunglasses. Forget Lee and his mundane sexual orientation. This was something worth looking into.
When Sonya finally joined her at the lunch table, Mushi practically pounced her. They finally had their new subject.
Author's Note:
This chapter amuses me. I hope it amuses you too. Somehow, the idea of Mushi and Sonya being slashers is just too good to pass up. Also, Nigel watching QAF... laughs
NEXT chapter they shall help Wally get in touch with the oozing gayness that lies beneath. BWHAHAHHAAA!
Ah, but there hasn't been many reviews... so maybe you guys aren't interested anymore? hm.