A/N: Yeah, yeah. I know it's been ages, but for some reason I was feeling silly. The first draft of this chapter got lost when my laptop died, so I got frustrated and didn't want to rewrite it... and yet here it is anyway. Hope it's enjoyable.

Warnings for crackfic as always

Sonya was certain that this wasn't going to work.

They had just spent the past two and a half hours trying to teach Wallabee Beatles the fine art of being gay, and it just wasn't working. He wouldn't saunter about, blush coyly, or bat his eyes prettily. He had just about destroyed the kitchen with his failed attempts at cooking and he choked every time Mushi had tried to shove the thick black dildo down his throat.

If not for his obvious new attraction to men, Sonya would have written this off as another Lee.

Sonya slumped into a chair and looked down at her painted nails as Mushi started up another screaming match with their victim over proper hair styling techniques and threatening to shave his head again. It appeared the Mohawk Incident still stirred bad blood since Wally railed back at her about Sandy dumping her for a three year old.

Luckily, the door rang, leaving Sonya a happy retreat away from the blood shed, as she left to answer it.

Tommy, prancing through the hall, babbled excitedly about being late due to play practice and how lovely the musical was going to be and how he did hope to get a solo part. Sonya smiled indulgently and led him into the main room where Wally and Mushi had apparently finished arguing and were stewing at opposite ends of the room.

Taking with her the leather pants that Tommy had brought for their use, Sonya joined Mushi, half listening to her complaints of stupid blondes who were too stupid to know when to brush their stupid hair, as her hands went over the smooth fabric and wondered if she should get a pair for herself.

Mushi concluded that this was why Wally was completely and utterly hopeless and they let the comment sit was a moment before sighing with mutual agreement. Their wallowing, however, was quickly cut off by Tommy's flirty giggling, and they turned toward the sound. Wally was leaning an arm against the wall, smirking in that stupid, arrogant way that he had, which apparently had Tommy completely flustered and entranced.

Sonya raised an eyebrow in consideration and Mushi's mouth dropped open in delight.

"Oh, Mushi," Sonya simpered, clasping her hands in the other girls as they took in the scene as it transpired in the most wonderful and gayest way possible. "We've been so hasty due to his height, but dear Wally is a big, burly top!"

"Tommy, love of my life, can bring out the true gay in anything."

Maybe things weren't so certain to turn out for the wrong after all.