Title: Inuyasha's Worst Nightmare

Summary: ONESHOT what happens when inuyasha enters a dream land full of smiles, carebears and freaky clowns? Find out in this hysterical oneshot. ( first inuyasha fic)

Disclaimer: Sadly neither one of us own inuyasha or carebears or barney. L if we did own barney he wouldn't have lived through the first episode. So be happy!

Inuyasha and the gang where all spread out underneath the stars. They were all sleeping peacefully. Well all of them except Inuyasha. He was tossing and turning…and dare we say it…WHIMPERING! For he was tossed into a dream world where everything was utter mayhem. enters dream cloud

Inuyasha looked around him. His eyes widened in fright as he saw all the smiles and bright colors. He looked underneath him and found he was sitting on a big puffy cloud. Sitting next to him was a Red nosed freak! Yes it was none other than RONALD MCDONALD! DUN DUN DUN! The freaky clown looked at the hanyou and smiled. Inuyasha yelped and jumped off the cloud. He soared to the ground but his fall was broken by a big purple squishy thing.

" What the hell is your problem!" he yelled. The big purple thing got up and smiled wickedly at the thoroughly pissed off half demon. Then to Inuyasha's horror…he started to sing.

" I love you. You love me! We're a happy family. With a great----" he never got to finish his sentence because Inuyasha unsheathed his claws and cut off Barneys head.

" god I hate that song." Inuyasha mumbled. Just then Kagome appeared at his side.

" INUYASHA! What have you done to my beloved Barney!" Inuyasha started to shrug then Kagome's words sunk in.

" YOUR BELOVED?" the confused hanyou ranted. Kagome looked at him on the verge of tears.

" Yes my beloved. You see I have been having an affair with the purple hunk for 2 months." Before Inuyasha could respond Kagome is replaced with a pink bear with a rainbow on his belly. Inuyasha blinked in confusion. ' Where'd she go' he thought. The carebear looked up at him.

" Come frolic in the meadow with me Inuyasha!" the freaky bear pulled on his hand and started running towards the meadow that appeared out of thin air. music plays " Im free! As free as the wind blows!"

Something strange came over Inuyasha. He started to dance and frolic with the carebear…

Inuyasha awoke with a start. 'What was up with that dream?' he wondered. Kagome uncannily woke up at the same time and looked at him.

" Something wrong Inuyasha?" Inuyasha looked at her and said,

"Huh? Why don't you go ask your beloved Barney?" Kagome looked confused for a moment and then all the confusion turned to rage!

" WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!" Before Inuyasha could even explain he crashed into the ground. "SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!" Miroku and Sango looked at the two.

"Some things never change." Miroku sighed, as his hand slowly inched its way towards Sango's butt. She smacked him smartly on the head with her boomerang.

"Your right Miroku. Some things never do change."

A/N: Ok people here it is. It was written at 1:30 to 2:00 am so give us a break. We were extremely bored and couldn't sleep. Me and my friend wrote it. So u gotta give props to both! Lol. Hope you have a blast reading this. We certainly had a blast writing it. Press the pretty button and review pretty plz with barney on top!

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