A/N: ...You know what? Marcus's Flint's initials are MF. Mother Fucker. I found that extremely funny and amusing. Think Rowling did that on purpose? Hmm...

Chapter Three

I woke up to the sound of my bed creaking.I looked up to see Katie, crying... again.

"...What's wrong?" I inquired groggily. "...And why are you here? With me? On my bed? In my dorm?"

"Oliver, I'm confused," she whispered. You're confused? Jeeze, woman.

"Why are you confused?"

"I... I looked in my journal... and I saw 'KB loves MF'..." Oh, it took all my will power not to burst out laughing at the 'MF' part.

"Yeah... uh, you guys were seen snogging in the hallway..." Katie's eyes grew wide and I swear, if she hadn't covered her mouth she would've blown chunks all over me.

"What?" she shrieked. I closed my curtains in a flourish.

"Katie, be quiet! Percy'll flip if he sees you here!"

"Oliver, shut up," I heard Luke groan. I shook my finger at Katie and motioned for her to zip her mouth. No matter how harsh Katie had been the past years, I just couldn't bring myself to be angry at her. She had this strange effect on me.

"Katie, if you've acting strange lately. What's going on?"

"Nothing's going on," she whispered.

"Don't give me that bullshit."

"...I... I can't tell you anything," she said with a saddened expression.

"Katie, whatever it is, it's come between us and our friendship. I want to know what's going on with you." She bit down on her lip.

"Oliver, I can't."

"I don't see why."

"Oliver, please. He'll go after you..."

"Who?" I asked sharply. Katie's expression changed, from worried, scared and nervous to angry, sneering and... for lack of better words, evil.

"That's none of your business," she hissed and promptly got out of my bed. I heard the door slam shut. Percy pulled my curtains back.

"Why was she here?" he demanded.

"I don't know, she woke me up!" Luke and Alfie sat up in bed. "Go back to bed, guys."

"No point, it's five in the morning," Percy said and walked to his closet. I walked into the washroom to talk a shower. Ten minutes later, I came out with a towel wrapped around my waist and saw Michelle Spinnet and Kathlene Sonnet in the room, both girls in my year.

"Hey, girls," I said and went to my closet to pick out my clothes for the Hogsmeade weekend. "You guys coming with us?"

"Yep," Kathlene said. Me and Kathlene were still recovering from last year. We had been friends since first year, but in our sixth year we had this... thing going on. Kathlene frowned. "That's not a problem, is it?"

"Oh, no, not at all," I said and picked out jeans. I walked back to the washroom to change and came back. "Why are you girls up so early, anyway?"

"Hillari was talking in her sleep again," Michelle answered.

"What about this time?" I asked.

"You."

"Oh, goodie." I sprawled myself on the floor to do my daily seventy sit-ups.

"Maybe you should stop working out for a while so you become fat," Luke said. Everyone stared at him.

"...You say the most stupidest things sometimes," Percy said.

"Me fat is like Snape without greasy hair," I retorted in-between sit-ups. "Just wrong." Everyone began to laugh and waited for me to finish. "You guys wanna catch breakfast now or later in the Village?" They looked to each other and shrugged.

"Here is cheaper," Percy said with a frown. I smirked.

"I'll pay for you, then."

"It's still six o'clock."

"Whatever, let's take our time, then." I stood up and pulled on a t-shirt, then walked out the door with the rest of them trailing behind me. "Who's going with Percy this time? I'm not."

"I resent that. Come on, the Hogsmeade Library isn't that bad."

"Hot employees," Alfie chipped in. Michelle pushed him into the wall.

"There's only one," I said and helped Alfie off the floor.

"FAB," Kathlene murmured.

"Pardon?"

"Face. Ass. Boobs."

"Oh. Yeah, her boobs are huge, huh?"

"Silencio." I made a rude gesture with my hands to Kath as she and Michelle giggled their puny heads off. Women.

"Fari. Kath, that was evil," Luke said. Kathlene just smiled sweetly and flicked her dark hair so that it hit the front of my face. (Fari is Latin for 'talk'.)

"... What the hell was that for?"

"She's trying to get back with you, then break your heart as revenge for last year," Michelle said.

"Ah. Should I beware of a totally and overly seductive Kathlene Jane Sonnet?"

"Yes," everyone chimed in unison. I raised my eyebrows in response and entered the grounds.

"Actually, I'm going out with Jeff Macmillan now, so no worries, Ollie."

"That guy in Hufflepuff? That really stupid guy that plays Keeper and screamed bloody murder when his broom jolted forward?"

"Do I hear some jealousy?" Alfie cupped his ear with his hand.

"Nah," I said. "Come on, guys."

"Cho Chang," everyone but Percy said.

"...What the hell? No!"

"Bell." Kath, Meesh, Luke and Alfie all turned to him.

"Come on, he got over her a couple years ago," Luke scoffed. I bit down my lip and glanced at Percy over their heads. "...Didn't you?"

"Hm? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, look, we're here. Percikins, come here, please!" I dragged Percy away from our friends and into the coffee shop. "Come on, Perce!"

"What did I do?"

"Do not say that I like Katie in front of them!"

"Why not?"

"Because I'm not supposed to like her anymore! She's this strange, abnormal... thing that has her period every single day of the bloody year! She's a nightmare!"

"She's a pretty nightmare."

"Shut up, you are NOT helping!"

"What do you want me to do?"

"Help me get over her! Introduce me to your other friends!"

"...Uh, you want to meet all the girls who are rule-obsessed and homework-crazy? All the girls who are perfect in every single subject? Oliver Wood, Quidditch Captain and Keeper of Gryffindor, wants to hook up with a bunch of gir-"

"No, no. Stop. Uh-uh." I wagged a finger in front of Percy's face and looked up at him. "No. Baaaaad Percy. No more Ravenclaws for me. They are evil, evil girls."

"Okay, okay, so..." Percy looked a teenie bit uncomfortable.

"...Perce, you okay? You look a bit -"

"I'm fine," he interrupted me, then looked to the cashier. "Wanna get something here?"

We came back out carrying five coffees and one hot chocolate. Michelle didn't drink coffee.

"We took the liberty of buying these for you," I said and handed Luke, Alfie and Michelle their drinks. Percy gave me my own and gave Kathlene hers. We stood there for a while, talking about random things for about an hour when we finally went to get some breakfast.

Somewhere in an Alley Way...

"He's getting suspicious, sir."

"Terminate him as soon as possible."

"There's something else you should know as well, sir. Your daughter... she is fighting against the Vondra now."

"DAMN IT!"

"Is there anything I can do, sir?"

"Him. Do something with that Wood boy."

Et... finito! Brava! Bellissima! Fantastica! There's chapter three for you... and may the force be with you.

BEA: Er... maybe yours was deleted for a different reason? Because all the songfics would be gone, then, wouldn't they? Like my story, the Chatroom of Hogwarts was deleted because it was in chat-style with usernames and stuff. I shrug, I dunno.

-You know you love me

Anna.