A/N: I know, I know. Bad-Ass-Oliver. Hot.

Chapter Five

Well, there's at least one upside of having these strange piercings: Cho stays away from me. Woo hoo! Lemme give you the 411 of what's going on.

4: Katie's Vondra noticed me.
1: We lost to Hufflepuff in Quidditch.
1: I am currently drowning myself in the showers, hitting my forehead against the tiled walls.

"Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid -" Just the normal life of a Teenage Quidditch Captain. "Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid-"

"Oliver?" I stopped hitting myself for a second and shut the shower off.

"Yeah."

"Are you okay?"

"Who are you?"

"Katie."

"Oh. I'm fine. Be out in a sec." I washed the rest of the shampoo out of my silky, shiny, beautiful brown hair, pulled on my boxers and sweatpants, then walked out. "What's up?"

"Harry's awake now."

"Okay..."

"And - look!" Her face was suddenly two centimeters away.

"...Uh... huh...?"

"LOOK!"

"I'm looking!"

"Blue eyes!" It took a couple seconds for it to register in my peanut of a brain.

"...Oh!" Then, Katie took a step back and stared at me.

"...What the hell is that thing on your lip? And ear? And cartillage?" I blinked twice.

"...You mean you haven't seen them yet?"

"No..."

"Oh. Well, they're piercings."

"I CAN SEE THAT!"

"You asked what they were!"

"...YOUR TONGUE IS PIERCED, TOO?"

"Calm down!"

"CALM DOWN? MY BOYFRIEND HAS FOUR PIERCINGS ON HIS FACE!"

"It's for the good of... well, for the good of me!"

"HOW IS THIS FOR THE GOOD OF YOU?"

"Y'see, I'm trying to seduce your Vondra so I can get it out of you, Katesies."

"That's sick!"

"Nuh uh!"

"Oliver, you'd have to... you'd have to sleep with it!" I smirked.

"You say that as if it's a bad thing."

"Oliver!"

"Come on, Katie, bare with me! Do you want to be normal again or not?"

"I told you it was too much to ask..."

"All I have to do is have sex with it!"

"Oliver, I have to concieve!" Bam. Right there. My boat sunk.

"...I seem to have missed that in the text book..." I muttered, then smiled. "You called me your booooooo-oooyfriend..." Katie wrapped her arms around my neck.

"So what?" Ooh, so she was playing wtih me, now. I was a game to her! I gave her a big, wet kiss on the lips, causing her to splutter. "OLIVER!" I ran away from her, completely forgetting that I was supposed to be moping all by my lonesome. "Come on, I only have half an hour left!"

"Catch me!"

"You're so gay!" I ducked out of the way as she flew at me. She fell in a heap on the grassy floor with a sigh. I lay back on the ground beside Katie and hugged her. "You infuriate me."

"I'm infuriating? Who's the one that's been avoiding her bestest, bestest, bestest friend for six years?" Katie rolled over on top of me and rest her chin on my chest.

"I'm sowwie."

"Lies!"

"Ollie..."

"All of it!"

"Shut up."

"Never!" She pulled me up by the neck into a sitting position and placed her lips on mine. I smirked and brought my hand tothe small of her back and the other to her neck.I groaned as her tongue swirled around my piercing and pulled her closer to me. Cat calls came from across the field. We broke away from each other to see Fred, George and Percy pointing and laughing at us. She leaned over and whispered in my ear,

"Your lip ring feels funny." She kissed my cheek, stood up, and skipped over to the Weasleys. I sat there for a while, still recovering from THEE GREATEST make-out session I ever had. Percy smirked, helped me off the ground and handed me a t-shirt.

"You might want to put that on." I nodded greatfully and pulled it over my head. "Was that..."

"Nah, it was the real Katie." Percy raised and eyebrow and followed me back to the castle.

"How's that going to help you?"

"Huh?"

"Well, you just kissed Katie. Not her Vondra."

"Oh, right. I forgot to tell you. I'm Katie's boyfriend now! Yay!" Percy stopped walking for a moment, looked down and shook his head.

"Oliver, it's the Vondra you're after."

"I know, I know..."

"Now it's going to seem like you're cheating on her!"

"But I'm not, Percy! The Vondra is still her, just with a different attitude. Don't worry about it. I'm going to visit Harry."

"I'm going to go study for NEWT's."

"Have fun with that." We went our seperate ways and I went up to the Hospital Wing. Harry was sitting in bed, attempting to drink his potion.

"Hey, Potter." He spat out the green stuff and looked up. "Uh... listen." I sat down on the chair. "I don't blame you for the game. It was the dementors' fault. Anyway, how're you feeling?"

"Been a hell of a lot better." I laughed and leaned back against the chair.

"Diggory wanted a re-match. He didn't know you fell." Harry nodded.

"Yeah, Angelina told me that."

"And sorry for not swinging by sooner. I was a bit... preoccupied..." Harry laughed and looked down at his potion.

"This shit's disgusting." I shook my head.

"Hold your nose and drink it. It helps. There you go. Are you allowed out now?" Harry glanced at the grandfather clock at the top of the entrance.

"Yeah, I guess." I helped him out of bed and walked with him to the Common Room.

"Hurry up, the Halloween Feast is in an hour. I'll be in the library if you need anything."

AT THE FEAST...

"There's Katie."

"Is she with Flint, Perce?"

"Yup."

"Yeah, then I don't wanna look." I absentmindedly pulled at my lip ring with my teeth and turned around to look at Dumbledore, who was making his speech.

"Tuck in." Yes, that's his speech. I grabbed the haggis before Percy.

"Fuck you," I said and began eating. Percy scowled and took the bowl from me.

"There's a serving spoon, you idiot."

"Yeah, but I want it all."

"No."

"Give me it."

"No."

"Give me it."

"No."

"Give me it."

"Hey, Katie."

"Give me it."

"Hi, Wood."

"Give me - hey, Bell." I tried to act all cool and stuff, but I blew it. Katie started to giggle. I figured that was a good thing.

"Shove a bum." I moved over a bit so that Katie could fit... - That rhymes!

"How's life treating you?" I asked as I pulled on my ear piercing.

"Life's a bitch."

"I feel ya." We looked at each other and smiled. Percy smirked and began making conversation with Alfie and Luke.

"So..." Katie poked at her meat. "When'd you get the..." She waved around her face.

"Couple days ago," I answered and took a swig from my goblet. "Figured it was time for a change. One can only stay the same for so long. It was getting boring." Katie smirked.

"So you're not the good boy anymore?" I laughed.

"Far from it."