Star Wars: Chocolate Deception
Chapter 2
"What the...?" Fyne uttered.
"What is the meaning of this?" Vader inquired. Wonka looked at Vader in shock.
"Candy doesn't need a meaning. That's why its candy," Wonka said.
"Why has your factory suddenly become so popular?" Vader changed the subject, not really wanting to get in an argument with a wacko. Willy smiled as if Vader was an idiot.
"Its because people love chocolate!" Wonka replied happily.
"Don't lie to me! I can sense you're something more then you're letting on," Vader stated.
"Well, if you know so much, then why don't you just tell me why my factory began doing so well?" Wonka made fun. Vader grabbed Wonka by the collar with both hands.
"You're a Force user. A powerful one, and I'm going to destroy you," Vader declared.
"Don't push my button," Wonka warned with a new tone in his voice. He broke free from Vader's strong grasp and flipped backwards into the air.
Wonka landed on a bridge in front of a chocolate waterfall and made a strange call. Suddenly, at least seventy thirteen-inch people showed up, all of them holding small energy pikes.
"Meet my Oompa Loompas! Their quite feisty little guys!" Wonka laughed as the multitude of Oompa Loompas leaped forward.
Vader at once drew his lightsaber and began fighting the minute warriors. The Sith Lord was surprised by their skills and ferocity.
"Oompa Loompa, doopity doo, you won't feel good when we kill you!" the tiny freaks sang in tandem, even as they were cut down.
Fyne and the stormtroopers battled hard, but the stormtroopers lacked the skill to fight so many. Soon, the troopers were over run and butchered unmercifully. Fyne realized he wouldn't make it at this point, so he dove into the chocolate river. Just then, a huge pipe was sucking up gallons of chocolate, and the General was pulled up as well. Vader carved one in two, and quickly turned to slice three more into pieces. Vader was getting fed up with the never-ending hordes, and he finally let loose a massive Force wave, launching the Oompa Loompas in every direction. Vader looked around and noticed Willy Wonka had disappeared.
"Where have you run to, coward?" Vader questioned, not really expecting an answer. "You cannot escape the Sith."
"Of course not. Another Sith would know," Wonka's voice spoke, though from no particular direction.
Vader finally spotted the mad man standing in a doorway.
"Stop right there, and your death will be swift," Vader advised.
"You really need to learn how to bargain, Vader," Wonka scolded. "You have to offer your enemy something... sweet."
Wonka raised his cane and a wave of chocolate from the river sped toward Vader. The Sith Lord sprinted forward and bounded through the wave before it could reach maximum pressure and landed on the other side of the river. He started after Wonka, but the factory owner stepped backwards into the doorway and disappeared into the darkness within.
Vader hustled into the darkness and found himself in a laboratory of sorts. He sauntered carefully, watching for any signs of movement or activity. He noticed a tank full of colorful balls and Oompa Loompas swimming around in it. Vader jumped back when the tank exploded out at him and a gush of water sprayed out. Dozens of colorful balls shot out at Vader, most of which Vader blocked with his lightsaber, but several smashed hard against his armor. The Oompa Loompas rose from the broken tank and attacked with energy tridents, but Vader dispatched them with ease.
"You cannot fight like this forever," Vader informed.
"You're right," Wonka's voice mysteriously spoke again," but I'm going to do it as long as possible."
Vader shot into the air onto a hanging pipe just before the floor suddenly bristled with spikes. The pipe he stood on broke, and the Sith Lord had to move swiftly. He jumped up through an opening in the ceiling and set down in a white shimmering room.
Vader saw a large TV and a strange tube, as well as several consoles. There were no Oompa Loompas at the moment, but Vader then circled to notice Willy Wonka walking in from what appeared to be a glass elevator.
"So you finally show yourself again," Vader chided. Wonka smiled evilly.
"You'll regret not dying before," Wonka said as a red glowing lightsaber blade buzzed out from his cane.
Wonka rushed forward with unprecedented speed and locked blades with Vader. Vader was shoved back; nevertheless, Vader brought his blade forward to parry Wonka's speedy blows. Vader fought well, but Wonka was far faster, and soon Vader was playing heavy defense, moving back towards the large tube in the center of the room. Vader's saber was knocked to the side, and Wonka kicked Vader into the tube. The sturdy glass instantly sealed the Dark Lord, and Vader felt as he was levitated.
"This was all to easy," Wonka snickered.
Vader suddenly broke free from the glass tube, and he dashed forward and kneed a shocked Wonka in the face. Wonka rolled painfully to a stop at the computer consoles. Willy stood back up and dusted himself off.
"You've surprised me, but no more. I will crush you!" Wonka declared angrily.
Wonka reached out and unleashed a torrent of Force lightning, completely engulfing Vader in the electrical energy. Vader blacked out from the painful surge.
"I sense that Lord Vader is in trouble," Palpatine uttered. "Prepare my ship. It seems I must meet with Mister Wonka personally."
To be continued...
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