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Now that I have your attention, I have an announcement to make about smut. I am sure some of you are wondering where I have been, not going to bore you with the boring life stuff you don't care about. Just know that I am alive and active once again. i have started another account on an adult fiction site, not the cousin to this if you know the one. It's a Foundry site *Hint Hint*. THBehemoth.

Eventually it won't all be lemons, but most will have some form of smut in them. Eventually I plan to add my own original works to them, such as fantasy and horror. Maybe even some drama.

NO, I am not going to stop writing on this site as I have put too much time and effort into it. And it's where my non-lemon/non-original fics will go.

I'm sure some of you have noticed the new Username that I have, well that is also the name I'm going by on the other site as well as my P*a*t*r*e*o*n /THBehemoth. As I am not sure how this site handles advertisement, just P.M and I'll give you any finer details if interested.

The following story is a list of things Star Butterfly is not allowed to do and the reason for it. It's not that she is a bad person, she was just raised in an entirely different dimension with different world views.

#1: Go on a Date

"And where are you off to, Diaz?" Janna asked

"Oh, hey Janna." Marco greeted. "I'm just off to pick up Star and her girlfriend from the dentist."

"Whoa whoa." Janna stated. "Since when did Star get a girlfriend and how did she get one before you?"

Marco refused to be baited. "Well, it all began yesterday when Tom was pestering her for a date."

-YESTERDAY-

"Come on Starship," Tom nearly begged. "Just one date."

Star looked into the dimensional mirror that she had been using to try and call her mother only for it to call her ex-boyfriend. Honestly she was blaming herself as this had been happening since before they had broken up. By now she should have either replaced the mirror or at least removed him from her contact list.

Crossing her arms, she sighed and"You know what, fine."

All three of Tom's eyes widened as he heard her answer. "What?"

"I'll go on one date with you." The princess stated. "One. Date."

"Really!?" Tom asked eagerly. "You won't regret this Star! I've already picked out this amazing restaurant in the human world and-"

Star didn't let him finish before she hung up the mirror.

-Restaurant-

"I'm so glad you came Star." Tom stated honestly. "How have you been?"

Star began telling of how she had moved in with the Diaz family and some of the wacky adventures that she and Marco had gone on. The demon listened attentively and didn't blow up at the mention of the human male she had befriended. Once she was finished Tom began to tell her about the advanced anger management courses that he had been taking. It had been hard given his innate instinct to destroy anything that angered him or just looked like it'd burn nicely but he was making the effort.

"You've changed quite a lot." Star admitted, genuinely impressed by what she was seeing.

Tom smiled at the princess finally acknowledging all of the efforts that he was making for her.

"Well I did it all for you." He stated honestly. "There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you."

Star looked at the demon prince across from her with a contemplative look, a rare thing from her but not to be underestimated. If he would make such a bold claim then obviously she would need to see if he would back up his words. If he did then she would know that he was changing and it'd be worth it to give him another chance.

Reaching into her purse, Star pulled out a brick and sat it on the table between them. The three eyed demon looked at the object in confusion while Star looked at him with eagerness.

"Would you eat this brick for me?" Star asked.

Tom looked from the magical princess to the brick in question and then back. He opened his mouth to answer but hesitated.

"Is this some kind joke?" Tom asked skeptically. "A test of yours?"

"Anyone can change who they are for someone they love." Star stated with disinterest. "It gets done a thousand times a year in every dimension. I need someone unique for me. Someone who'd eat this brick. Just this one brick."

Tom looked at the princess and wondered if she was just messing with him or if she really was this crazy. He could never tell with Star. He didn't think anyone could.

Being the prince of the underworld came with a lot of benefits of the political and physical kind. He had a lot of authority in and out of his realm and he had the power to command flames. Even then there were limits to his power, such as eating and digesting a brick.

"Star, I can't eat a brick."

"Oh, I see." Star replied in genuine sadness as she raised herself from the seat. "From now on Tom," She began as she looked at him in disdain. "Whenever you wonder why I don't love you, you'll know."

"It's a brick!" He exclaimed in exasperation.

Star held the brick closely, almost as if she were offended by the demon's words.

"I'd love anyone who'd eat this brick for me."

The princess held to brick tightly as if it were the most precious thing to her, more so than even her magical wand that had been in her family for centuries. Deep down she probably did as this was her brick and not her ancestors'.

"I'll do it!" A voice rang out.

The royal duo turned to see who would make such a bold claim. It was StarFan13, the obsessed fangirl of the inter dimensional princess. No one knew why she was in the restaurant by herself. Maybe she was stalking the princess and her date or maybe it was all a coincidence of being in the right place at the right time. Either way, she had heard what Star had said and she was making her way over to the table in a hurry, pushing down any unfortunate soul that was in her way.

The fangirl grabbed the brick and without hesitation took a large bite from it. Or she tried to as her human teeth completely shattered against the brick. The braces lining her teeth offered no form of assistance as her teeth became jagged husks. Starfan fell to her knees while holding her mouth in pain. Blood and loose bits of her shattered teeth just poured from her mouth. Still, with her chance so close she refused to let something as insignificant as pain stop her from obtaining her goal. After taking a second to steel her resolve, StarFan13 opened her broken mouth to take another attempted bite out of the brick.

Star could only look on with the hearts on her cheeks glowing from the storm of emotions that she was feeling, she had found someone willing to eat a brick for her.

"Is she crazy or stupid!?" Tom exclaimed in utter shock.

"Ah'm en ruv!" StarFan declaied through the pain of her shattered mouth.

"Don't insult my girlfriend like that!" Star shouted as she held StarFan close.

There was a moment of silence as Stars' words echoed through the restaurant and all eyes turned to the trio. Even StarFan seemed to forget her pain as she looked at the alien princess.

"Earfiend?" Starfan asked hopefully.

"Girlfriend!?" Tom demanded.

The demon princes eyes began to glow as he felt his suppressed anger rise past the point of his control. Flames began to erupt from his body and engulf the area and continue to expand. People began to run around in a panicked frenzy

"What, you have a problem with me being with another female?" Star asked in outrage.

And just like that, Tom's anger was gone and so were the flames he had produced. He was now trying to wave off the accusation of being intolerant. He may be a ball of rage from the underworld but he wasn't an intolerant ball of rage.

"No no, I support the LGBT community!" He stated both to Star and the remaining occupants of the restaurant. "I do! I have plenty of gay friends in hel-uhhhh." He stopped as soon as he realized how that sounded. "I didn't mean it like...I can explain!"

"I think you should leave, Tom." Star said as she held her girlfriend close.

"Yep...yeah, I should." The demon agreed.

-NOW-

"She bit a brick?" Janna asked in disbelief. "Wow, I've got to give the princess props. I've gotten people to do awful things to themselves and others through manipulation but Star takes the cake. She gets people to do crazy things of their own free will and desperation."

Marco sighed at the girls' statement. "Please don't encourage these horrible things."

"It's just...I have so much to learn." Janna stated. "Even made a demon look intolerant."

Marco didn't even bother with dealing with what Janna was reflecting on and continued on. He wanted to get to Star as soon as possible to keep her from any more shenanigans. One shouldn't doubt the magical capabilities of a magical princess from another dimension.

-DENTIST OFFICE-

StarFan13 was on cloud nine as she sat back in the dentists. They had tried to give her some pain killers that would not only make her aching face completely numb but also ease any anxiety that she might be feeling. She refused everything as Star Butterfly had accepted her as a girlfriend. For that reason she didn't dare let the dentist do anything to affect her mind or even put her under for the surgery. Part of her was worried that if she got buzzed or went to sleep then she'd just wake up and Star wouldn't be her girlfriend. The pain she endured now was preferable to that possibility and a small price that she was glad to pay for Star.

Now if only the princess would let them do their jobs.

"Back away you tooth stealing curs!" Star ordered as she aimed her glowing wands.

Every time a dentist tried to get close to the patient, Star would fire a magical blast at them. Thankfully none of them had been hit by anything lethal but there were a lot of holes in the walls and even some smoke beginning to build. They had even lost the office phone to a blast that gave it wings to fly away and now could no longer call for outside help.

"Please ma'am, put down the apparently magic wand!" The Dentist begged as he hid behind his assistant. "We only want to help the young lady!"

"She'll get all the help she needs from me and my magic, not from your cold science!"

"Ah rant ey yeef wo rook rike Rars." StarFan13 stated.

It was at this moment that Marco and Janna made their appearance. They had intended to wait in the lobby with the others but had been drawn in by the ruckus that had made every other customer leave. The duo knew that only one person could cause a commotion like that. And unfortunately for Marco, they had been correct.

"Star!" Marco exclaimed as he took in the scene. "What are you doing?!"

"Magic!" Star exclaimed as she fired a blast of raw magic directly into her new girlfriends mouth. "MAAAAGGGGIIIICCCCC!"

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