Hey guys! Sorry it didn't come out yesterday, but my sister spilt water on the computer so my dad turned it off for the rest of the day. I wasn't allowed on until today after he made sure it wouldn't blow up.

Yeah, anyway, Bean told me to pick the song quote for this week. She was running ou at the time. So, don't kill me, but it's from a Sailor Moon soundtrack. I love this song, though.

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: ChibiBean does not own nor claim rights to InuYasha or any of its characters nor do we own the lyrics from Sailor Moon. Thank you.

Truth or Dare
"I'll be the one who hears your prayer.
Don't have to ask me, I'll be there.
I'll be the friend you'll never have to do without…no.
When you have nothing at all you still have nothing to worry about."
--Sandy Howell; Sailor Moon Nothing At All

Azurine yawned as she collapsed on the futon. "You can have the bed."

Sarah grinned, seating herself on the bed. "So, Miroku gave up sharing a night with you in a nice, comfy bed."

"No, I just didn't want him walking in on me in the tub, again."

"Aww…poor Azure."

Azurine ignored her friend. All she wanted was sleep. Suddenly, there was a blinding light in her eyes. Sarah held the bedside lamp right in front of the tired witch.

"Gehh…what, Tanpopo?"

"Wakey, wakey! It's not even six yet."

"But it's dark out!"

"And I am short."

"What has that got to do with anything?" Azurine asked.

"I want to play truth or dare."

"Could you at least make your mad sentences connect somehow?"

Sarah giggled. "Are you scared?"

"Playing truth or dare with you? YES! You had me kiss Yukito last time!"

"Oh, that was long ago, before we were married."

What'll she do now that we are? "Fine."

"Truth or dare," Sarah started.

"Truth."

"How many times have you slept with Miroku?"

Azurine blushed. "Why do you need to know?" she exclaimed.

"You said truth."

Azurine mumbled a number.

"What was that?"

"Twenty-two."

"You actually counted?"

"Maybe."

Sarah laughed as her friend blushed. "You're horrible! Okay, dare me."

"I dare you to streak your pregnant self through the hallway," Azurine grumbled.

"WHAT?"

"Just kidding. I wouldn't want to see that. I dare you to draw on the guys faces when they fall asleep."

Sarah giggled. "Done!"

And so they continued until, at about nine o'clock, Sarah gave Azurine the mother of all dares. "I dare you to seduce Miroku."

"Oh, you were dared that one."

"It still counts. Besides, you weren't there for that game."

"Yeah, I was in a coma while you guys played truth or dare. Thanks."

Sarah giggled nervously.

"I'd better find out what happened on Naruto, you jerk. Even if we haven't seen it in a long time, I still want to know."

"Of course. You'll get a full summary," Sarah assured her.

"Hey look! It's on! Sasuke! squee"

"Oh come on. Kakashi rocks!"

"You know who's hot?"

"Roy."

"Ed."

"Hey, you go seduce. Yuto!"

The man peeked his head in. "Yes, my love?"

"Let me introduce you to anime."

"Oh? Where is he?"

While Sarah tried to explain the concept of moving pictures, Azurine slipped into the other room, sliding the chain in the lock.

Miroku was watching the Lifetime channel.

"Turn that off, you perv! Now!"

"The people speak…so fast!" Miroku said in Japanese. "I can't understand them. I think that woman is mad because that guy stole her pretzel."

Azurine recognized the film. "No, she's mad because he killed her son."

"Oh."

Azurine walked over to him and, giggling, kissed him. "You are sooo lucky I love you."

Suddenly, Azurine was pinned against the bed on which Miroku sat.

"Well, this seems familiar," she commented softly.

"I can't help it. You're so beautiful." He kissed her, rubbing her chest.

"God, you are so lucky I love you…"

Azurine rested her head on Miroku's chest. She listened to his heartbeat, liking the feeling of her skin touching his. "What time is it?"

"Nine-thirty," he replied, still slightly breathless.

To think this started out as a dare…an uncompleted dare at that. I didn't really have much seducing to do.

She smiled.

There was a banging on the adjoining doors. "Miroku, open up the door! Nothing indecent had better be going on! Don't make me use magic!"

Azurine leapt out of the bed, dressing in a hurry. Miroku followed in suit, only going at a slower pace. Just as the door clicked open, they flopped into the bed, innocently, with Azurine pretending to be asleep with Miroku's arms wrapped around her.

Sarah's wind power had done its job unlocking the door and she and Yuto now stood in the open doorway.

"What?" Miroku asked, blearily.

"Why didn't you answer?" Sarah asked in confusion. The scene before her was not what she imagined.

"I would have woken her up."

Azurine opened her eyes. "Huh?"

"Come on, sleepy head. Let's go back to our room and let the guys alone."

Azurine nodded, stood and rubbed her eyes with unfeigned weariness. Once the two were back in their room, Sarah turned and smiled. "I assume you were successful?"

"What makes you say that?"

"You're coat is buttoned crookedly."

"You're not serious?" she gasped as she hurriedly looked at her coat. It was fine.

"Nope, I'm not, but that little outburst told me what I needed to know. Besides, I was always able to see through your sleeping act. You twitch when you sleep. It's when you're perfectly still that you're awake." Sarah laughed at her friend's astonished face.

"I hate you."

"Love you, too."

Azurine glanced about the room and flopped on the futon. "Well, now what should we do."

"Continue to talk about bishonen?"

"Bishies! You're never too old for bishies!"

"I'm still a big Hiei fan. E was hot!"

"No way, Ferio was soooo hotter! Man, would I love to be with him."

"His hair is green!"

"Well, at least it doesn't add a foot to his height."

"Heeeey!"

Yuto pressed his ear to the door. "They're talking about other men!"

"Impossible!" Miroku scoffed. "Azurine would never think about going with someone else, or Sarah, for that matter."

"Come and listen!"

Miroku listened intently. "Who is this Ed? And this Ferio? Odd names."

"That's just what I was thinking about this 'Roy' of Sarah's."

The girls were giggling madly when Yuto and Miroku burst in.

"Gah! What do you two want?" Azurine cried, falling off the futon in surprise.

"Who are these men you two are going on about?" Miroku and Yuto creid in unison.

"Why are you yelling?" Sarah yelled, flatly.

The men ignored this comment.

"Who is Roy?"

"And Ed?"

The girls looked at each other for a moment before breaking into another fit of giggles. The men blinked in confusion. Finally, teary-eyed, they stopped. Azurine gasped for breath before saying, "Remember that show I watched the last time we were here?"

"Yes…"

"You know the blond guy?"

"Vaguely."

"That's Ed. He's fictional; not real."

"What about Roy?" Yuto chimed in.

Azurine looked at Miroku again. "He was the guy who snapped and made fire."

Miroku had been amazed at Roy's fire alchemy though just became more confused when Azurine had tried to explain the exact science of alchemy.

"Speaking of," Sarah said excitedly as she turned on the TV, "it's just about time. It comes on in a minute or two."

Just then, the theme song drifted out of the speakers. Bith girls jumped to the edge of te bed and watched attentively.

"But…' Yuto began.

"Hush! Watch!" Both girls said.

Sleep was fitful for Azurine that night. There was a taste of foreboding doom that wouldn't leave her mouth.

Something was going on in the feudal era.

A something involving Naraku.

She stared at her un-gloved right hand in the darkness.

"I will get you back, Naraku," Azurine murmured softly. "For what you've done to both of us."

"Naraku's not here, Azure. Stop ranting." Sarah had just snuck back in from the guys room after completing her dare from earlier. When the gus awoke the next morning, they'd be in for a surprise when they looked in the mirror. "Go back to sleep," she commanded as she slid into bed.

Chapter End

There ya go! Sorry if there's any typos. I wanted to get this out as soon as possible. I checked as I went, but I miss things. Gomen.

Blooper: Adult Swim Lineup

Sarah turned on te TV. "Fullmetal Alcehmist is about to come on."

TV: Next, it's Full metal alchemist followed by InuYasha." The theme music for FMA began. They all looked at each other in confusion.

"Did that just say..."

"It couldn't be..."

"No way..."

"But it sounded just like..."

They all fell silent until Sarah voiced what they were all thinking.

"Weird."