SGC Infirmary Medicine Bottle Warning Labels

by Draco Sirius

Just as the title says, what someone might find on an SGC medicine bottle. Contains Spoilers.

SGC Infirmary Medicine Bottle Warning Labels:

Do not stare at sun…ANY OF THEM

Avoid RED SUNS

Avoid Singularities, Black holes, Supergates, etc

Do not use Stargate more then four (4) times every 24 hours

Avoid murderous medieval holograms dressed as a knight with a large sword

Do NOT use a sarcophagus while taking this medicine, unless you are either dead or have a fatal wound

Avoid glowing energy balls, regardless of what they offer

Avoid Goa'uld: larvae, snake, or inhabited

Avoid Quantum Mirrors

Avoid 'Head Suckers'

Avoid Solar Flares that may force you to wear really tacky clothes

Avoid cryogenic freezers, regardless of the amount of promised fudgecicles

Avoid Replicators

Avoid the Ori

Avoid Wraith

If male, avoid Vala

Avoid Harry Maybourne

Avoid Area 51

Avoid NID

Avoid Anubis

Avoid anyone who may be a "Destroyer of Worlds"

Avoid Hathor

Avoid anything that may cause insanity, hallucinations, etc.

Avoid anything that may cause you to become a caveman/woman/both/neither

Avoid naked people who look as if the fell in a pool of white wet paint and sing constantly

Avoid endings

Too late...
The End