Jonas awoke with a startle. A man wearing a long black robe was kneeling next to him.
"Wha..?" Jonas asked stubborn with sleep.
"Shut the fuck up tripfag. My name is moot." he whispered in the harsh dark, a few people standing behind him, making strange noises. One man shouted "TITS OR GTFO"
Jonas slowly got up from where he had slept, and looked at moot. The man had a gay looking hat on with a even gayer grin on his face. Jonas had a strange urge to smack-a-bitch, but he didn't.
"NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNETS!" another man shouted.
"Inter-whaa?" Jonas asked as he had heard Jesus mention the Internet before.
"4CHAN PARTY VAN GET!" a man shouted again.
"Listen, Jonas, you are in grave danger. These people aren't what they seem, they are what we reffer to as 'Furries', and must be stopped. They want to.. stick odd hats on you that look like animals and rabbits and whatnot, and then send you to.." Moot bent over and threw up.
"What"
"Just.. nothing. Let's go"
Jonas shrugged and followed the man.
"Wha..?" Jonas asked stubborn with sleep.
"Shut the fuck up tripfag. My name is moot." he whispered in the harsh dark, a few people standing behind him, making strange noises. One man shouted "TITS OR GTFO"
Jonas slowly got up from where he had slept, and looked at moot. The man had a gay looking hat on with a even gayer grin on his face. Jonas had a strange urge to smack-a-bitch, but he didn't.
"NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNETS!" another man shouted.
"Inter-whaa?" Jonas asked as he had heard Jesus mention the Internet before.
"4CHAN PARTY VAN GET!" a man shouted again.
"Listen, Jonas, you are in grave danger. These people aren't what they seem, they are what we reffer to as 'Furries', and must be stopped. They want to.. stick odd hats on you that look like animals and rabbits and whatnot, and then send you to.." Moot bent over and threw up.
"What"
"Just.. nothing. Let's go"
Jonas shrugged and followed the man.
A few minutes into their walk.
"MOOT IS A FAGGOT!" a man shouted randomly.
"USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST!" Moot shouted in rage as the other man was vaporized into a gravestone. Jonas was shocked.
"Who are you people"
"..you can call us /b/."