Behind the scenes or deleted scenes of my other fan fiction Be Careful What You Read or You Might Get It. Scenes/one shots that I've written after posting a chapter in BCWYROYMGI - might be ahead of plot. My attempt at crack!shots.

During a dark night on a lonely road, a Ranger stops by for a drink.

He never belonged in Imladris. He was far too ancient for them to comprehend. And now finally, at long last, he was home, among the people of his own Age. And yet, somehow, the feeling of belonging once again rings hollow. Oneshot. Part of the "Shards of Imladris" series.

While riding to battle one day, Eowyn falls off her horse and lands on her face. Only thing is, it won't come off the ground!

The Lord of the Rings movies, as seen by Aragorn and Legolas. There was much more to the story than meets the eye, and not all of it was good. Non-slash, but heavy bromance, and lots of angsty angst. Some fluff and a bit of humour. Rated for angst and violence.

In which a teenage girl in search of the elf of her dreams lands in the middle of Mirkwood and encounters far more than she bargained for.

When Bilbo offers to watch baby Frodo as a favor to his cousins, he discovers that caring for a little one is more of an adventure than he anticipated.

What if Sauron had a daughter? What happens if she escapes him and joins the Fellowship to take him down? Crappy Summary. Please read and review. DISCONTINUED. I have grown up since starting this fic, and I do realize it's quite terrible. Read at your own risk. Perhaps one day I shall try and redo it, but it is not this day!

After a bad day, Rosalie walks through a door, straight into a room in Rivendell. I know it doesn't sound very original, but bear with! OC, 10th walker, a slow burn Legomance. Hopefully she will not be a MarySue. Rated M for future chapters and to be on the safe side. Read and Review- all criticism welcome!

"Kill or be killed." The words Líriel lives by. But her latest task has her wondering if some things are worth the sacrifice. Can she redeem herself before it's too late? And will she obtain forgiveness from those she grew to love? Set in the timeline of the books. Eventual Haldir/OC.

AU story regarding a fictional election between Aragorn and Sauron for ruler of Middle Earth. Definitely not cannon. This may be classified as demented or hilarious, depending on your point of view.

The fabulousness! The angst! The bonuses for Lyre, Lyre! They're all here! First chapter- deleted scenes. Second chapter- Thranduil Angst Alternate Ending. Third Chapter- Post-credits scene

One-shot. A moment in a particular Uruk's life.

In the beginning of the Fourth Age, a daughter of Aragorn and Arwen finds her way through the colours of court, friends and family. Unable to fit into the norms of the society, her heart goes to the Wild where her father once roamed in his younger days. R

Un misterioso ataque es perpetrado y el capitan de los montaraces debe enfrentar sus propios miedos para conseguir la victoria. ¿Lo lograra? Relato que participa en el decimo reto del pony pisador.

Join a Ranger on a mission & an orphaned girl as they are swept into a wave war. Dunlendings flood the land of Rohan, the Riders are defeated, & the Rohirrim are forced into their strongholds. But how can love come from deception, hope come from doom, & death affect a person's life? Find out in Part 1 of the Legends of Love series. An anonymously co-written story. Please R & R!

This is the epic tale to go with my username, in which Pippin turns evil and takes over Middle-Earth for unlimited mushrooms. This story is fabulously random, but majestically funny.

King Thranduil leaves with his guard into the woods of Mirkwood on a hunt for spiders that have nested nearby, and a young prince Legolas is disappointed he cannot yet go and help rid his realm of these creatures. But the king and father decides perhaps he could cheer his only son up by bringing the hunt home to the elfling.

The elves fell silent then, and kept their watching over the elfling, not daring to make a sound, each of them thinking, imagining the possibility that the wish they all had had for many years could now come true. COMPLETE.

The princes and princesses of Mirkwood have been kidnapped and taken away to the Grey Mountains. The Orcs want to know how to safely enter and move through Mirkwood. The elder siblings will not disclose the information, so what better way to get it than threatening the youngest of their number: Legolas, who is the age equivalent to a 15-year-old. Rating is just to be safe.

When a young woman is attacked little did she know then that it would bring about one of the saddest events in her life but it would also lead her to a place where she would find love, comfort and the truth about her attacker. Follows both the films, this is not a 10th walker fic! Please be kind and review this is my first attempt at a LOTR fic :)

Gadia, la jeune sœur de Boromir et Faramir, veut prouver qu'une femme peut avoir son utilité dans la guerre. Elle s'engage donc dans la Communauté, contre le gré de son frère. Elle n'aurait jamais pu prévoir que cette aventure apporterait autant de malheurs... Mais aussi de bonheur, d'une certaine manière.

Middle Earth. A land without technology, aspirin, or plumbing. Liberty's got her hands full with trying to cope with a whole new world AND making sure her brother Fabian doesn't jump Pippin without knowing his 'orientation'. Poor Liberty. Not a very explicit M, but still M.

Upon arriving in Valinor, Glorfindel is terribly excited to meet his old friend Ecthelion. There is someone who isn't too happy that this has happened, though...Erestor! What in Aman is going to happen when the two best friends of Glorfindel (who've never met each other before) face off! (Poor Glorfindel...) [Inspired and beta-d by the fabulous Sixty-four K!]

This is the story of Eothain after the Ring Wars. This story originally started on facebook (/pages/Eothain-Rider-of-the-Mark/363897937098557) and the background information can be found there. Ongoing, the story will be updated both here and on facebook, but this shall be the unrated version. Enjoy