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"The Spoiler Chapter"
Please read the entire warning start to finish before you continue reading, even if you have read all the books. It's very important you listen to every word.
WARNING: If you haven't yet completed ALL of the Harry Potter books, I advise you skip this chapter over. It's filled with complete nonsense, and has nothing to do with the main storyline of "The Half-Wit Prince," and it mostly fore-shadows. But, it still is spoiling, and when I say ALL HARRY POTTER BOOKS, I mean ALL OF THEM, not just 1 and 6, or 2 and 4, but that you've read 1-6 all the way through, because a spoiler is a spoiler no matter how small. In fact, this is the chapter in which I let out all my inklings to spoils if the Harry Potter books, so you'd find out who dies, who's in love, why people do stuff, spells, etc.
But, if you don't want to listen to my warning, that's up to you. You can go on to find out who dies, who's in love, why people did stuff, spells, etc. Perhaps you can kill time by reading other fan fiction. You don't have to read this chapter, y'know. Or maybe you can finish the other books.
However, I really suggest you don't read this chapter if you haven't read all the books and the warning and aren't willing to take a risk at what you might find. In fact, I might only spoil the fifth book, and you I-haven't-read-the-sixth-bookers will be fine. But, you never know. I might spoil all of them.
Before you make your final decision, I suggest you decide how much you're willing to risk. Do you really care if you find out who dies, who's in love, why people did stuff, spells, etc here? Or do you want to read the books and find out? I suggest the latter. If you don't know what the word "latter" means, the Miriam Webster dictionary may very well be a good place to check, but I'm going to spoil that and tell you that it means "second," "final," "concluding," or in other words my second suggestion. I mean, this isn't some dumb web comic or anime, this is Harry Potter we're talking about. That's something special. And, that's not that I have anything against web comic or anime, in fact, I'm currently making a web comic and I love anime. But, Harry Potter's plot twists and storyline are once in a life time. So think about it.
I remember the first time I had something spoiled. It was a certain event in Final Fantasy VII that takes place at the end of the first disc. It wasn't nearly as bad as it should have been, and the effect wasn't as bad. I'm saying when you read "The Half-Blood Prince" for the first time, you don't want all that ruined by reading a silly fanfic like this. That's a stupid idea, and you as the reader know that.
Now, you should of reached a decision. What are you going to do? I suggest you act like the responsible adult you are and not read this unless you have read all the books.
So, now, get ready! It's time for the Chapter! Scroll down as fast you can…
Umm, well, actually, never mind the threat of spoilers. Chapter's over. Sorry.
That certainly was a load of crap. And, that's why I uploaded the fifth chapter right along side it:D