Hello everyone! Welcome to the dark twisted realm that is my mind. Please no flames..Just constructive criticism. Thank you and enjoy...
While sitting at her computer reading fanfiction and down loading AMVs, your friend the author hears a noise. One that resembles something like her brother or his friends falling off the top of the house...again.
" Idiots..." She mutters while opening the door and stopping outside. But as she opens her mouth to start yelling to high heaven, something unusual cough her eye. A boy with long blonde hair that was pulled back into a pony tail was face down in her back yard. Inching closer, she noticed more about him. Long red coat, black pants and boots...this kid seemed familiar.
"Umm, you ok?" This seemed like and idiotic question since he was obliviously not moving, or breathing for that matter.
"Muhhh..." Finally the figure spoke, well a painful moan but its better then nothing right?
Slowly she walked over to him and rolled him over. Her face twitched when she saw who it was, this was every fans crazy dream that would totally never happen unless by grace of God or in a fanfiction.
"HOLY MUFFINS! YOUR EDWARD ELRIC!" The boy now know as Edward opened his eyes to see the bubbly girl lurking over him.
" WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!" The alchemist bellowed out while jumping to his feet, then nearly toppled over because for some reason he managed to forget that horrid fall he just went though.
But the author was too busy with the thought of how much money she could make from random fan girls just to breath the same air as Ed. Even better..the money she could make by letting fan girls take him to their proms.
"Hey, girl! I'm talking to you!" Ed pulled on her arm and the dollar signs quickly faded from her eyes. " I asked who the hell are you?" He kindly restated.
"Oh sorry," She pulled herself back together and looked the bishi in the eyes, which was oddly hard because she was shorter then him. "I'm Tia. Nice to meet you Ed!"
Ed blinked a few times and looked utterly confused. "And you know my name how? For that matter...Where am I?"
Tia smiled an evil I-just-ate-the-last-cookie-so-ha smile, this was going to be fun.
After dragging Edward into the house, into her room and forcing him to read every Full Metal Alchemist manga she owned along with watching the anime, she was finally able to explain.
" You see. In this world, your a made up person. Someone thought you, your family, and that hell hole you call a life up in their little head." She said with a smile and evil thoughts of selling a lock of Ed's hair on Ebay shone in her hazel eyes.
" But..you've got to be kidding me..." Ed's eyes had grown to massive proportions and he slightly resembled Torhu from Fruits Basket. But more like a goldfish Torhu, because he was starting to hyperventilate from the shock and his eyes were glazing over much like the druggies that sit outside my school.
"Oh no my newly found cash source, I speak the truth." Tia flipped to the back of the FMA manga in her hands and pointed to a picture of the loving author.
"See that cow?" She grinned, Ed nodded. "She made you up!" At this point Ed was now passed out because the fact the very creature that produced milk created him made him want to commit suicide.
"Black Hyet..We're not in Central anymore.." Tia laughed and grabbed a pair of scissors that sat on her dresser. She grabbed part of Ed's bangs and was just about to snip off a small bit very lovingly, and by lovingly I mean hack a good chuck off, when the phone rang.
The 15 year old began to cuss worse then a sailor, and no I don't mean Sailor Scouts. Nor do I mean Ed in a sailor uniform...Oh damn, there come the yaoi fanfictions..
Her friends name began blinking on the caller ID as the loud ringing bust though out the house. Tia ran down the hall to the portable phone so she may continue with her handy work while yelling for being disturbed, the scissors still in hand. No I don't condone running with scissors, but if you must run with them then hold the sharp part in your hand so you don't gouge out your eyes. My daddy told me that :D
"What in the name of all things good and holy do you what!" Tia spat out while slamming the scissor welding hand on the table.
" You will never guess what just happened.." The voice on the other end sounded like Christmas just came early.
" Ummm...life time supply of Pocky and all the Gravitation DVDs just happen to show up at your door?" Tia leaned on the kitchen table and pulled on a dirty blonde curl, while attempting to use ESP to make it become straight.
"Even better!" This had to be massively important.
"WHAT!" By this time Tia was twitching from excitement.
" Roy Mustang just crash landed on my back porch! Can you believe it!" Phylicia squeaked.
"Oh.." Tia grinned as she slowly moved back to her room with the scissors back in hand. "I can believe it.."
Tia: So kiddies! What do you think? R&R and you just might get a cookie made just for you by Edward. Hey, he can't just live here for free you know...
Ed: You make me want to die..
Tia: Oh your so modist! I know you love me! pulls out shot gun
Ed: Help me...