Chapter 2

Truth, or Dare, or midnight Assault

Yuppers, the second chapter is up. I am sure all of you whom worship me and my fic are now making sacrifices to your alter…What do you mean no one out there worships me and my fics? I SHALL HAVE A LEGION OF ZELOTS ONE OF THESE DAYS! Until then just read and review.

Cpt.ShaneSchofield: glad you liked it and glad you have managed to make "ha ha" part of every one of your reviews. This is becoming a bit of a tradition.

Clark Cradic: (I finally stopped putting the () after your name) Your welcome. It is insanely fun to write about Karin, she's the perfect match for Caboose. And remember she is YOUR OC so if I make her do anything you don't like, feel free to push me in the right direction.

The One True Koneko: I think it's better to call it SMT (shocking machine thingy) It makes everyone lives a lot easier…or just my life a lot easier. Or it could make my life worse. Who knows?

Sarge: "Due to the unexpected power outage, we will now change our afternoon activities from, torturing Griff, to torturing Griff in a game of truth or dare."

Griff: "We already know that. That's why were here."

Sarge: "Now to be fair, Simmons goes first, followed by me, followed by Donut. And we save Griff for last."

Griff: "Wait, why?"

Sarge: "I want to be SURE that Donut goes before you so that you haven't been knocked unconscious by your dare before you listen to his truth. Now Simmons, Truth or Dare?"

Simmons: "Hm…..I think I will go with dare."

Griff: "I DARE you to kiss Sarge's ass!"

Donut: "YAH! I second that!"

Simmons: "Sarge you are awesome and the best leader the world has ever seen."

Sarge: "Thank you."

Griff: "NO! I MEANT LITERALY!"

Simmons: "You should have been more specific. Anyways it's Sarge's turn. Sarge, truth or dare?"

Sarge: "Dare."

Simmons: "I DARE you to hit Griff."

Griff: "WHAT! NO!"

Sarge: "GRIFF! I order you to second that."

Griff: "No way."

Donut: "It's ok I'll second that."

Sarge ran over and hit Griff over the head.

Griff: "I will get you for that."

Sarge: "Donut it's your turn. Truth or Dare?"

Griff: "Please don't…"

Donut: "Truth."

Griff: "Why is everyone against me?"

Simmons: "Donut, tell us your deepest darkest secret."

Sarge: "I second that."

Donut: "Well…"

Across blood gulch, Church was arguing with the new doctor when he could have sworn he heard Griff scream in terror.

Church: "What was that?"

Karin: "I told you it's the, shocky machine thingy."

Church: "No the scream."

Karin: "What scream?"

Church: "Oh never mind."

Caboose walked into the base.

Caboose: "Church, I think that the power is out."

Church: "Really what was your first clue? The lights going out, or me arguing with this doctor about our power going out?"

Caboose: "I…think it was when Tucker stopped throwing up."

Church: "The power doesn't change whether Tucker throws up or not."

Caboose: "Church…I think I know something about power outs. When the power goes out, everything turns off. Even people."

Church: "Then why haven't turned off?"

Caboose: "Maybe we run on batteries."

Karin: "That is just about the DUMBEST thing that anyone has…ever…"

Karin made eye contact with Caboose which is rather hard considering the fact that they were both wearing helmets.

Karin: "Hi, my name is Karin. What's yours?"

Caboose: "Hello commander pop tarts. My name is Caboose. What are you doing away from red team?"

Karin: "Caboose, that's a funny name." Karin giggled.

Church: "Caboose your confused, this is the new doctor. Private DONUT is still at red team."

Karin raised her hammer of doom in a threatening manner.

Karin: "He didn't ask you!"

Church: "………why do you carry that thing around?"

Karin: "I don't know…"

Tucker: "Ugh, what happened?"

Caboose: "Tucker. Your awake. The power must be back."

Church: "Caboose quit being an idiot."

Karin: "YOU'RE THE IDIOT BUB!"

Church: "What? Me?"

Karin: "Caboose is obviously the most intelligent person here! His comment was based on a knowledge of science that you will NEVER ascertain!"

Church: "He thought that the power was back because Tucker woke up."

Tucker: "What happened anyways? All I remember is this violent chick…with a hammer."

Karin: "Yes, Caboose is SO intelligent that his comments are SO sophisticated that they sound stupid to your feeble minds."

Caboose: "I don't know what you said, but you said my name in it so I think it's a compliment…because people don't say bad things about me."

Karin: "SEE! He is smart enough to figure out I was complimenting him."

Caboose: "Does anyone have a blanket? I came in here to fetch Sheila one."

Karin: "Sheila? Who's Sheila?"

Church: "She's the tank. Caboose has a crush on her." Church figured that this comment would deter the doctor in pink armor.

Karin: "Here is a blanket Caboose." Karin gave Caboose a blanket with a time bomb in it.

Caboose: "Thank you commander cup cakes."

Karin: "aawwwww you already gave me a pet name."

Caboose: "No Caboose is just confusing you with…"

Karin: "I DIDN'T ASK YOU!"

Church: "…eep…"

Caboose left to give Sheila the blanket, which by the way could not possibly fit around a tank.

Church: "So, just what do you see in him?"

Karin: "He's smart, hansom, strong…"

Church: "Smart? You're kidding me and what do you mean hansom? You've never seen his face. HE IS WEARING A HELMET!"

Karin: "I just get that feeling you know. It's…true love."

Upon saying the words true love a sparkly background came out of no where.

Tucker: "Where did those sparkles come from?"

The sparkly background then exploded and sparkly dust flew into Tuckers eyes.

Tucker: "AH! IT BURNS!"

Church: "Yah…I know what you mean…I feel that way about Tex. I mean, she hates me guts and quite frankly she's a bitch, but…you know…I know what you mean…hey where did you go?"

Tucker: "Dude she went off to stalk Caboose about a minute ago."

Church: "GOD DAMN IT! I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY EMOTIONS! THIS IS WHY GUYS AREN'T SUPPOSE TO TALK ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS!"

Tucker: "Jeeze that girl is almost as bad as Tex. I mean we finally have a girl girl on our side and she is interested in Caboose…AND NOT ME!"

Church: "Yah…I'm gonna go outside and make sure she isn't trying to blow up Sheila or something."

Outside of blue base, Caboose was giving the blanket to Sheila.

Caboose: "Here you go Sheila. I got this for you."

Sheila: "Awww that's so sweet. I always wanted to use a blanket for target practice."

Caboose: "Target practice….oh yah sure….target practice is what I was hoping you would use this for."

Sheila: "Good just throw it up into the air."

Caboose did as he was told and Sheila shot right through the blanket just as Church was coming out of blue base. Her bullet went through the blanket and landed just three feet away from Church.

Church: "AH! ITS HAPPENING AGAIN! WHY DOES MY OWN TANK WANT TO KILL ME?"

Church retreated back into the base where Karin was mourning the loss of her time bomb.

Church: "Cursid Tank…with her big gun…and unlimited ammo…and armor and…wait… Maybe we can use Sheila and attack red base while they can't see us!"

Karin: "THAT'S WHAT I TOLD U TO DO LAST CHAPTER!"

Church: "Hey, let me have my moment."

Back at red base Donut was finally finishing his long, disturbing, and scary story

Donut: "Then we realized that the closet wasn't locked. And Make and Jim finished…"

Griff: "PLEASE STOP THE MADNESS!"

Simmons: "Wow Sarge, turning our radio's off was a brilliant Idea."

Sarge: "Yes, although I am curious at what Donut possibly could have been saying for half an hour."

Griff: "Its ok…Its ok…Its ok…" Griff was shuddering in the corner…poor Griff.

Sarge: "Well I suppose it's Griff's turn. Griff! Truth or dare!"

Griff: "Its ok…Its ok…Its ok…Its ok…"

Sarge: "I think that means truth."

Griff: "Its ok…Its ok…."

Simmons: "Are you sure he can really say anything? I mean in his current state."

Griff: "Its ok…Its ok…Its ok…"

Sarge: "GRIFF! I JUST GOT A NEW BATCH OF OREOS!"

Griff snapped back to normal

Griff: "Where are you hiding them?"

Sarge: "Donut ate them."

Donut: "I DO need to keep up my diet you know."

Griff: "Oh well that's just GREAT! If you need me, I will be rocking back in forth in the corner of the base."

Sarge: "No dice. When you play truth or dare, you have to do what you say. And you said truth."

Griff: "No I didn't you said I did."

Sarge: "I'm the leader I get to decide these things."

Griff: "Fine. What do you want to know."

Sarge: "hm…."

Simmons: "hmmm…."

Donut: "Tell us about your boyfriend!"

Griff: "I don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend."

Simmons: "Yah Donut did you actually think that he could actually get a girlfriend? Or boyfriend?"

Griff: "Well I USE to have a girl friend…"

Sarge: "That's just a bit disturbing…"

Griff: "Here name…was KARIN!"

Insert thunder in back ground.

A million random and unnecessary close ups.

Simmons: "Who?"

Griff: "Haven't you been reading the fic?"

Simmons: "Nope."

Griff: "Karin…she's a doctor. She broke up with me. Something about me caring more about THE Oreo than her."

Donut: "THE Oreo?"

Griff: "Quadroople stuffed mega Oreo… It was hard to get but believe me I got it."

Simmons: "Well what happened?"

Griff: "I think it would be easier if we just used the FLASHBACKIFY machine.

Sarge: "We can't there's no power."

Donut: "Let me handle this. We can reenact this. I already have a script…which is odd because I don't know what happened…and because I've only written two scripts in my life and this isn't one of them…"

Simmons: "It's a plot hole live with it."

Griff: "Don't do this."

Donut: "It's too late. Everyone take your places."

Simmons pulled out a bunch of props out of no where.

Sarge: "Hello. I am Griff…I am a complete idiot who does not have the hand eye coordination to eat a ham sandwich. Ooh look the temple of the lost Oreos."

Donut: "STUNT DOUBLE!"

Griff was forced into the middle of the props.

Indiana Jones music starts to play.

Griff: "Hey didn't we destroy the I-pod playing the music?"

Sarge, Donut, Simmons: "Plot device."

If you've watched Indiana Jones, Raiders of the lost arc, just imagine the beginning…except with every booby trap hitting Griff.

Griff: "AH! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE STUNT DOUBLE!"

Simmons: "You've lived through this ordeal before. You would act it better than us."

Donut: "Ok the pain Is over. Take off the stunt double."

Sarge took Griff's place.

Sarge: "Alas I have the quadruple stuffed mega Oreo."

Simmons: "Hi I'm Karin. You're a bad boyfriend and I'm gonna steal your Oreo."

Sarge: "NOOOOOO!"

Donut: "And CUT! Great work everyone."

Griff: "Yah, and two weeks later I was transferred to blood gulch."

Simmons: "Haven't you tried tracking her down?"

Griff: "Dude were in the future she is probably dead…unless…"

Simmons: "Unless what?"

Griff: "Well she was involved in that cryogenic freezing experiment."

Simmons: "Yah so she could be alive."

Griff: "Yah but I'm stuck here…and what are the odds of her being alive in this time period, and being here? We would have to be in some kind of messed up fan fiction for that to happen."

The odds are actually 1048811958154896292 to 1. Anyways in blue base…

Tucker: "Where are you going?"

Karin: "Oh I'm gonna tag along on the midnight assault."

Tucker: "Oh you can fight?"

Karin: "no…."

Tucker: "Then what's the point?"

Karin: "You know for moral support…and an opportunity to destroy Sheila."

Tucker: "What?"

Karin: "What? I didn't say anything incriminating out loud…except that I was going to destroy Sheila…"

Tucker: "What?"

Karin: "um…." Being at a loss of words, Karin threw her handy dandy hammer at Tuckers face, knocking him completely unconscious.

Karin: "You know I should probably take better care of my patients."

Sheila, Caboose, and Church snuck behind red base

Church: "Ok Caboose, you pilot Sheila and shoot at the enemy."

Caboose: "How do I know who the enemy is?"

Church: "The base is right in front of us."

Caboose: "I know but which base is ours." The power outage had knocked out the red and blue lights

Church: "The base DIRECTLY INFRONT OF US is the enemy base.

Caboose: "Got it." Sheila shot red base.

Church: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"

Caboose: "You said to shoot the base."

Church: "No shoot the people NEAR the base." Sheila's main cannon looked directly at Church.

Church: "Um…then again you can shoot the base."

Sheila started shooting the base again.

Sarge: "GRIFF! Go out there and see what's making that ruckus."

Griff walked out side.

Church aimed his sniper rifle at Griff's head.

Sheila: "Church you may want to consider switching weapons. My data banks say that you have a 99.9 chance of messing up the mission."

Church: "Well at least I have SOME chance of hitting someone with this."

Sheila: "The last .1 is that your aim will be so bad it somehow disrupts the fabric of space and time, thus killing all of us."

Church: "You know what, buzz off not even I can miss this shot! Its true that I don't have the incredible sniper skillz that the author has, but my rifle is aimed at his head. And for some reason he hasn't noticed us."

Griff: "Hm, for some reason I fell like doing a matrix dodge."

Church fired three shots.

Griff bent over, and the bullets went sailing over him in slow motion.

Church: "Oh…my…god…I'M SUCH A BAD SNIPER MY BULLETS WENT IN SLOW MOTION!" Church threw down his sniper rifle in frustration. In a twist of fate and luck, the sniper rifle fired it's last bullet upon impact with the ground, which ricocheted off of red base and hit Griff in the foot.

Griff: "AH! MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!"

Church: "YES! I ACTUALY HIT SOMEONE! DID YOU SEE THAT!"

Sheila and Caboose were still shooting the wall.

Church: "…oh come on the ONE time I hit something you guys are actually too busy attacking the enemy to notice."

Sarge: "BY GOD! GRIFF IS HIT! Hurry call Doc on the double?"

Simmons: "Wait you WANT Doc to help Griff?"

Sarge: "Course not. Chances are that Doc will make things worse. SIMMONS! Drag Griff inside in the most painful manner possible. Donut! Go attack that imaginary Tank."

Simmons: "THE TANK IS ATTACKING US AND YOU STILL CALL IT IMAGINATY!"

Donut ran over to Sheila.

Caboose: "Hello Karin what are you doing here?"

Donut: "I'm here to do something, I'm not sure what. Have you seen an imaginary tank around here?"

Caboose: "No Sheila is the only tank here and I am pretty sure that she is not imaginary. Maybe we can help you look for it."

Donut: "Hm…my mother told me never to go into a stranger's car. But my experiences have told me the opposite of that, plus this is a tank not a car." Donut stepped into Sheila.

Church noticed that his tank was driving away.

Church: "Now I KNOW they're trying to kill me! Leaving me here in the middle of battle."

Church ran off after Sheila just as Karin arrived at the battle.

Sarge: "Donut there you are! I am amazed that you managed to drive the tank off. How did you do that?"

Karin: "Huh?"

Sarge: "Hurry get inside, and watch our wounded solder here in pain."

Karin: "Wounded solder? Its my job as a doctor to help him…or to make it worse depending on the injury." Karin ran into the base.

Griff looked up to see a certain pink armored doctor.

Karin: "It's ok…calm down. Everything is going to be ok. Which foot were you shot in? The bleeding one? Or the one missing three toes?"

Griff: "Wait…I remember that voice…YOU!"

Karin: "YOU!"

Simmons: "YOU!"

Sarge: "What?"

Simmons: "Sorry sure normally Griff or Donut says the stupid comment and since Donut isn't here, Griff said the important comment, and I didn't want you to look stupid I was the only one left that could say it.

Sarge: "Oh…Ok then."

I've said it before and I shall say it again. EVERYONE LOVES A CLIFFHANGER! Anyways read and review. I made this chapter despite my horrible illness (cough) the common cold (cough) so the least you could do is review.